Chapter 283: A Strange Analysis of Melon-Eating Netizens!
For the next period of time, Ye Ranqiu didn't let Jiang Che enter the door.
Although Jiang Che was helpless about this, he was also relieved.
At least, Ye Ranqiu did not react and behave further aggressively.
From this point of view, it's not bad.
Jiang Che would come once a day, and although he couldn't get in, he could at least know Ye Ranqiu's condition.
There is no problem, and he is more relieved.
Ye Ranqiu didn't let him enter the house, Gao Wen had Gao Lan on his side, and Hong Xinyue went abroad again.
Jiang Che couldn't go anywhere, so he simply threw himself into work.
As soon as the New Year arrived, he released his new album "Norwegian Wood".
Not surprisingly, Jiang Che's new album is selling crazy again!
It's just that this time, in addition to discussing his new songs, more questions are focused on Ye Ranqiu and Gao Wen.
Countless netizens are under his personal account, leaving frantically messages and asking.
"May I ask if Ye Tianhou is pregnant, say something!"
"Why don't Ye Ranqiu and Gao Wen have any news, what happened?"
"Did you really make the belly of the queen of heaven and Hua Dan bigger at the same time?"
"Can you tell me if you have a child between you?"
"Brother, let's say something, is there really a diva?"
In addition to team building in the comment area of Jiang Che's account, a large number of people who eat melons have also begun to speculate whether the new song is related to this.
After all, musicians always have something to express when they write songs.
Especially at Jiang Che's level, the song should naturally have a source of inspiration.
In the comment section of "Norwegian Wood".
"Isn't the relationship between Jiang Tianwang and Ye Tianhou very good, why is this song written with a sense of sadness. In my opinion, this song should be written for Gao Wen! ”
"Maybe I shouldn't have asked, I shouldn't have asked you to bring up the past...... At first glance, it was said to his ex-girlfriend, so it was definitely sung to Gao Wen. ”
"When I Wake Up" comment area.
"You say that you love someone you shouldn't love, your heart is full of scars, you say you made a mistake you shouldn't have made, and your heart is full of remorse...... I knew that sadness was always inevitable, so why bother to be in love...... The lyrics of this song are more straightforward, this must be Gao Wen! ”
LastDance comment section.
"The beautiful memories are slowly restarted, and suddenly the romance can't be let go, tomorrow I'm leaving, the love you give, the helpless waiting, whether I'm going alone, I want to hear your retention...... Is this lyric written for Ye Tianhou? Could it be that Jiang Che and Ye Tianhou's relationship has changed? ”
"Ronin Love Song" comment area.
"Don't think about you anymore, don't love you anymore, let time pass quietly and erase our memories, and your name will never be mentioned again...... Shatter all your love with me, and drive it all out of my wounded heart...... Look at these lyrics, do you think Jiang Che's feelings are very good, and he can write these? There is definitely a problem with the relationship, and it is very likely that he and Ye Tianhou also broke up. ”
"Sudden Self" comment area.
"I will keep your pride in my heart tightly, and remember your gentleness in the cold winter...... Countless encounters and waiting for endless waiting, if you only have this life, what is the use of waiting to start from the beginning. This song should be written about Jiang Che himself being dumped, but he is unwilling and willing to continue to wait, right? ”
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In the comment area of the songs "White Dove", "You Are My Flower", "Meet Again", "Bridge of Tears", "Lone Star Tears", "If This Is Not Love", "The World's First", there are also various gods of netizens to expand and analyze.
As for these god-like remarks, Jiang Che was directly stunned when he saw it.
For the brains of netizens, Jiang Che really didn't expect it.
However, the audience of these divine comments is very wide.
Because, after reading these analyses, many people feel that they have a look.
In everyone's opinion, Jiang Che's album has written too many things about life and love.
Moreover, the temperament of the songs all has a sentimental flavor.
Except for the magical Hokkien song "The First Class in the World", which is very inspirational and uplifting, and "You Are My Words More" is happier, the rest of the songs have a faint sense of sadness.
To say that Jiang Che and Ye Ranqiu's relationship is very good and sweet, but how could he release such an album at this time?
After all, the outside world is discussing whether Ye Ranqiu is pregnant.
Releasing an album at this time, will it be a response to this?
In addition, Gao Wen was also suspected of being pregnant.
If you say, Gao Wen and Ye Ranqiu are really pregnant.
Moreover, the children of the two are Jiang Che's words.
Well, all this is very true.
Tianhou and Hua Dan are pregnant with the same boy's child.
Let's ask, can the queen and Hua Dan endure it?
I can't bear it!
Well, the results are obvious.
Ye Ranqiu will choose to break up with Jiang Che, and it is impossible for Gao Wen to get back together with Jiang Che.
Therefore, Jiang Che was full of grief, sadness, and infinite emotion, so he created such an album.
Although the reasoning process is very outrageous, there is no logic, and it is all speculation.
However, not to mention, the key part is really right.
At least Ye Ranqiu and Gao Wen are indeed pregnant, and they are both Jiang Che's children.
Under this magical speculation, Jiang Che's new songs are selling even better!
The reason is very simple, after reading these analyses, many people want to listen to what Jiang Che's new song is like.
Could it really be that you can really hear it from the song, the emotional story between him, Ye Ranqiu, and Gao Wen?
Eating melons is always very attractive.
Moreover, it can often be very motivating.
Therefore, some people who did not plan to pay for the album were also attracted by this and willingly took out the money.
Then, a magical scene was formed.
Jiang Che's new song, with the help of these strange reasoning, adds to the fire.
The popularity of eating melons on the Internet exploded, and everyone was shouting to buy an album and listen to songs to find clues and reason about Jiang Che's love life.
Just such a reason, countless people compete to buy it.
This wave of enthusiasm spontaneously brought by netizens has brought god-like marketing to Jiang Che's new album.
His new song swept all the charts on the Internet.
The top 10 on each list are all his new songs.
Truly invincible!
At the same time, the sales of new albums are rising.
The album previously released by him and Ye Ranqiu under the name of the Phoenix Legend group set a sales record.
And now, it will be broken by Jiang Che alone.
The sales of his album "Norwegian Wood" are outrageously comparable to those previous water-filled albums.
In just half a month, the sales volume directly broke 50 million!
According to this situation, if you don't say more than 100 million in the life cycle, 70 or 80 million, I'm afraid it's really not a big problem.
Such outrageous data, even the traffic stars who raised funds in the past may not be able to brush it out.
Because, the traffic stars are basically brushing the singles, the cost is low, and it seems that they are very awesome to brush up on more than 100 million.
Well, the album is a little more expensive.
Although I also brush, I don't have the ability to brush so terrifying.
And now, Jiang Che has really done it.
If it weren't for the outrageous data, Jiang Che would have wondered if any of the criticisms were wrong.
But this data, if brushed, how expensive it is, is unlikely.
"Jiang Che, your wave of marketing, is it too much, using the pregnancy of my sister and Ye Ranqiu to help promote your album?"
Gao Lan looked at the situation on the Internet, checked Jiang Che's album sales again, and couldn't help it.
She called Jiang Che and squirted wildly.
"You don't have a little humanity, you're really not human!"
You are a dead scumbag, show mercy everywhere, and don't talk about making people's stomachs bigger.
He still uses this shady thing to market and sell his own albums?
Grass!
It's disgusting!
There is no lower limit!
What Gao Lan originally wanted was to find a suitable time to spread the news of Gao Wen's pregnancy to Ye Ranqiu, so as to disgust Jiang Che.
Or, just do a little bit and expose this matter directly.
After all, once Gao Wen gives birth to a child, it will be impossible to hide it sooner or later.
It's better to take the initiative to seek justice for Gao Wen and embarrass Jiang Che!
However, she never thought that more and more people eating melons on the Internet were speculating about Ye Ranqiu and Gao Wen's pregnancy.
And now, Jiang Che has released a new album, and he is still marketing this thing.
She hadn't done anything yet, but Jiang Che took the initiative to do it.
This scumbag!
In this way, she has no room to operate, and she doesn't need to make a move.
Except for the absence of a stone hammer on the Internet, other things have been guessed by netizens.
Jiang Che hurriedly defended: "Sister Lan, what you said is too much, I really don't have such a thing as marketing, the whole TM was spontaneously done by sand sculpture netizens!" ”
Gao Lan replied: "I don't believe it, netizens can raise the heat to such a high level? It's been a few days, and the heat hasn't come down. Also, your album, the sales data is outrageous, can you sell so much by normal means? ”
Jiang Che swore and said, "Sister Lan, do you think it's necessary for me to do this? When have I ever been short of sales? I swear, if I have any deception and use these things to market, then I will be hit by a car and killed when I go out, and Gao Wen and Ye Ranqiu will ignore me for the rest of their lives. ”
After listening to Jiang Che's vicious oath, Gao Lan calmed down a little.
She thought about it and realized that this was indeed the case.
Jiang Che's songs have never been sold.
Moreover, Jiang Che is not short of money, so there is no need to engage in any marketing to rush the sales of the album.
In addition, although Jiang Che, a scumbag, is a little more attentive, he is still good to his own woman.
Using his own woman to make money, especially when he is pregnant with his child, doesn't seem to match his usual style.
Thinking of this, Gao Lan felt that he might have really wronged Jiang Che.
It can only be said that she is too tired of Jiang Che, and after reading the situation on the Internet, she was irrational and a little impulsive for a while, and then she doubted Jiang Che.
It is impossible to apologize for an apology.
Gao Lan chose to hang up the phone directly.
Listening to the busy sound coming from the mobile phone, Jiang Che was also very speechless.
For no reason, he was scolded in vain.
At this time, Ye Ranqiu called him.
When Jiang Che saw it, he didn't care about settling accounts with Gao Lan, so he hurriedly connected.
"Hey, Dyeaki, what's the matter?"
Jiang Che asked very gently.
The sky is big, and the wife and children are the biggest.
Especially, if the wife is pregnant with a child.
The power of this one plus one is really greater than two!
"Where are you?"
Ye Ranqiu asked.
Jiang Che replied: "In the company! ”
Ye Ranqiu: "Busy? ”
Jiang Che: "It's okay, you have something to say, no matter how busy you are, you won't be busy." ”
Ye Ranqiu: "Jiang Che, let's go get the certificate!" ”
“???”
Hearing this, Jiang Che was stunned for a moment.
Get a certificate?
So suddenly?
However, at this time, it is obvious that there can be no doubts.
Therefore, he directly agreed: "Yes, then take it, and I will come to pick you up." ”
At this time, if he said that he didn't want to receive it, then Ye Ranqiu wouldn't hate him to death?
Let's talk about the certificate first, as for Gao Wen and Hong Xinyue, I'll find a way later.
"Well, come on, then."
Ye Ranqiu said.
"Howler!"
Jiang Che excitedly rushed out of the company, got down to drive, and went straight to Ye Ranqiu's side.
Although he didn't know why Ye Ranqiu suddenly called him, he went to get the certificate on a whim.
But, at least, this is good news.
Getting the certificate means that Ye Ranqiu should have forgiven him.
The door that has not been entered for a long time can be re-entered.
After Jiang Che went upstairs, Ye Ranqiu had already changed into loose civilian clothes.
"Slow down, slow down, be careful."
Jiang Che hurriedly went up to help her.
It's been almost seven months, but you have to be careful.
"You've got all your papers, right?"
Ye Ranqiu asked.
"I've brought it all, don't worry."
Jiang Che replied with a smile.
"Let's go, then." Ye Ranqiu said.
Jiang Che helped her into the elevator, and the little assistant followed.
On the way, Jiang Che drove the car himself.
He drove quite steadily.
After arriving at the Civil Affairs Bureau, the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau were stunned when they saw them.
After completing the formalities for Jiang Che and Ye Ranqiu, they all tried to take a group photo.
Ye Ranqiu was very generous, and pulled Jiang Che to take pictures with the staff.
After everything was over, when he was about to leave, Ye Ranqiu took out a photo of himself and Jiang Che at the Civil Affairs Bureau and sent it out.
"We're married!"
Five words with a picture.
As for her pregnant belly, it was not photographed.
So, you can't see it.
As her blog post was issued, the hot search exploded directly.
Because, according to Jiang Che's album, everyone is still guessing that there should be something wrong with the relationship between Jiang Che and her.
Therefore, Jiang Che wrote a bunch of seemingly free and easy, but sad love songs on this album.
As a result, at this time, Ye Ranqiu suddenly disclosed to the public that she and Jiang Che were married.
Doesn't that mean that during this period of time, the reasoning of the people who eat melons has been wrong!
What bullshit analysis, none of them are right!
"Wow! Bless the Goddess! ”
"The queen of heaven must be happy!"
"Announcing at this time should be a powerful response to Internet rumors!"
"Envy Jiang Che, if you can marry my goddess, you dog thing must treat my goddess well!"
"Congratulations to the queen on getting married, but let me ask, are you pregnant?"
Regarding the good news of Ye Ranqiu's marriage, netizens are generally congratulated.
Although some fans broke the defense, they still accepted it.
After all, how can other people's big celebrations be embarrassed to spoil such festive and beautiful things?
(End of chapter)