Chapter Twenty-Four: The Official Residence, a Grade Colliers

However, Tang Dynasty didn't have time to think so much, and after thinking about it for a while, he still decided to go and meet Gao Lishi first, offending the eunuch, but it was not fun.

At that moment, he took the 20,000 taels of silver tickets on his body and rushed to the palace with the special letter.

Since the Tang Dynasty is now a third-grade official in a vermilion official uniform, and he is a waiter at the Yellow Gate, he can freely enter and exit the forbidden palace with his waist card, get out of the car, dress up, and walk in proudly. The official robes on the body of the Tang Dynasty were of excellent quality, shining in the morning sun, and looking at the golden towers, a feeling of complacency suddenly surged in my heart.

Tang Chao came to his office, Zichen Palace, and before he sat down, he instructed his entourage: "Go, take my name card to find Gao Gonggong's disciple, does Gao Gonggong have time to see me today?" ”

"Yes!" The entourage named Ah Cai agreed, turned around and wanted to come out, but Tang Chao immediately stopped him: "Remember, this is a small number, don't forget to give it to the doorman!" Stuffed a piece of ingots in his hand into the hands of this entourage, thinking depressedly, he couldn't be too weak, although he knew that Gao Lishi was the most popular eunuch in front of the emperor, but thinking that he was also Li Xiang's person after all, and there was the eldest princess Yuzhen behind him to support him, he still had to take care of his own face, and wanted to go over to see him in person, but after thinking about it, in that case, he would inevitably show weakness, so he simply asked someone to test it.

Tang Chao sat in the office with a strong smell of books, where was there half a distraction in his heart, fortunately, this entourage did a good job and came back soon.

"How?"

"The porter said that Grandpa Gao asked Master Tang to come over immediately!"

When the Tang Dynasty heard it, it seemed that this Gao Lishi was not stupid, and he didn't dare to offend me easily, so he walked out happily at the moment, and two followers behind him, one A Cai and one A Quan, followed each other closely. After these two boys learned about themselves, they followed the Huangmen squire Tang Dynasty, and they had already sent gifts to each other, and Tang Dynasty accepted them honestly and unceremoniously, feeling that they were obedient to drink and drinking, and then took them with them.

After only turning a few corridors, you will come to the place where Colliers lives. He was a eunuch and was supposed to live in a special bedroom behind Shangshanjian, but Li Longji relied on him all his life and had to call him all the time, so he lived near the Zichen Palace, not far from the office of the Tang Dynasty.

Seeing the Tang Dynasty coming from afar, the gatekeeper opened the middle door and respectfully invited.

Tang Chao knew that this was respect for himself, after all, I was now a third-grade official, only two levels behind Gao Lishi, who was in his sixties.

Tang Chao walked in, and the family members of the acquaintance had already come out to pick up Tang Chao: "Lord Tang, please, please here!" ”

The voice was sharp, which made people very uncomfortable to hear, and suddenly understood that these people were eunuchs, no wonder they spoke sharply, and immediately followed and walked in.

The furnishings in the room are ordinary, a table, four chairs, plus an incense burner, a large portrait of Guanyin on the wall, in addition to no furnishings, the floor is also made of blue bricks, and the bluestone streets of Chang'an are the same, not at all like the place where the officials of Yipin live, which makes the Tang Dynasty very puzzled: How did it happen, Gao Lishi should have a lot of money, and he lived so simply?

"Please take a seat, Lord Tang, Grandpa Gao will come out in a while!" As he spoke, he took out a pot of tea behind him and poured a cup for Tang Dynasty, seeing that its color was dark and black, there was no aroma at all, and he knew that it must not be a good tea, but in view of politeness, he still took a symbolic sip, and as soon as he put it to his mouth, he felt an unpleasant taste come out, and immediately put it down, and there was a feeling of vomiting in his heart.

When I was bored in the Tang Dynasty, I suddenly heard a sharp voice say, "Who is coming from outside?" ”

Although the voice is sharp, it is very textured, and it clearly reaches the ears of the Tang Dynasty word by word.

Zhike's family said: "Back to Father-in-law Gao, it is Lord Tang, the waiter of the Yellow Gate, who has come to see you, and the little one has already invited him in to serve tea according to your instructions." ”

The shrill voice said, "How can this be, that's snubbing him, invite him in!" ”

"Yes!" The Zhiha family replied, and then turned to Tang Chao and said, "Lord Tang, please come with me!" ”

Tang Chao was a little puzzled, isn't this a hall, don't you see me here, do you see me in your bedroom?

Although the suspicious Tang Dynasty was unwilling, he still followed Zhike to the bedroom.

As soon as he entered the door, Tang Dynasty saw a figure squatting in a corner with a little blur, not knowing what he was doing, knowing that this must be Gao Lishi, he hurriedly said: "The Yellow Gate Squire Tang Dynasty has seen Gao Gonggong!" ”

"Oh, good!" The voice was long, and it seemed to be a little angry, as if it was very laborious to do something, and it was desperately screaming.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Tang Chao didn't speak, only looked at the furnishings in this room with his eyes, and it was the same as outside, except for a mosquito net and a bed, there was nothing else. There was nothing to see in the room, so Tang Chao still unconsciously paid attention to Gao Lishi, and only heard him shout, "Ouch, I'm tired to death!" After that, he sat up straight.

Tang Dynasty smelled a foul smell in his nose, and then saw clearly, it turned out that Gao Lishi was not squatting, but sitting on the toilet, just now I saw him very laborious, it turned out to be a great relief, a burst of disgust in my heart, wow vomited out, made the ground dirty, and thought angrily in my heart, ***, this yin and yang person humiliated me like this!

"Zhang Yu, give this to him!"

Zhang Yu obediently took the toilet paper in Gao Lishi's hand to the Tang Dynasty. Tang Chao didn't answer, fell to the ground, was crazy in his heart, took out a napkin from his body and wiped his mouth dry, and finally calmed down his anger and wanted to kill, and said: "I'm sorry, Gao Gonggong, the little one didn't hold the paper you gave just now!" ”

Gao Lishi sat on the horse, the purple robe on his body was shining, his face was hidden in the shadows, his eyes were dark green, he had been watching every move of the Tang Dynasty like an eagle, and he smiled when he heard the words: "It's nothing, this is normal, the toilet is very smelly, you are not like them, you can't smell it, I understand this." ”

Tang Chao nodded: "Xie Gao's official courtesy is not a respect." As he spoke, he handed over the 10,000 taels of silver tickets that had already been prepared in his hand to Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu glanced at Gao Lishi, and saw that his face did not refuse, so he accepted it and sent it to him.

Gao Lishi took it and looked at it casually: "Lord Tang, you are very generous, give the old slave 10,000 taels, I can't afford it?" ”

"Affordable, affordable!" Tang Dynasty said perfunctorily.

Gao Lishi smiled and put the silver ticket into his arms: "Okay, don't say polite words, Zhang Yu, you go out, when you go out, close the door by the way, I have a few things to talk about with Master Tang!" ”

After so many times, he can actually sit on the toilet all the time, and he can still show a kind smile on his face, Tang Chao can be sure, just looking at his upper body, you will definitely feel that he is a kind and kind person, at least, not vicious.

Zhang Yu went out obediently, and the moment the door closed, Tang Dynasty had an urge to rush up and beat people. But his reason told him that once he couldn't control it and rushed forward, his future in the Tang Dynasty would be ruined. For a person like Gao Lishi, countless prime ministers are from his disciples, and it must not be difficult to rectify a yellow man like himself.

So he forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart: "Okay, Gao Gonggong, please do you have something?"

In this foul-smelling and small room, he really didn't want to wait long.

Gao Lishi nodded slowly: "Young man, it's already very good to be able to do this, I thought that Lord Tang would rush over and teach me a lesson!" ”

Tang Chao was taken aback, listening to this person's tone, he seemed to do it on purpose, and he was immediately angry: "You, Gonggong Gao, you deliberately humiliated me like this?" ”

Gao Lishi sneered: "Yes, you have to come over and teach me a lesson, just come here!" ”

Later, his voice suddenly increased, like the sound of emergency braking.

Tang Chao suddenly thought that this old eunuch could stay in the palace for decades without falling, and he must have his outstanding strengths, but don't underestimate him, maybe, he may not be able to say if he has practiced martial arts, and immediately said respectfully: "I'm sorry, Gonggong Gao, I asked recklessly just now, and I ask my father-in-law to forgive me?" ”

This time, Gao Lishi's face was gloomy all the time, and he sneered and said: "Hmph, seeing that your steps are vain and your speech is not pure, the old slave knows that you have no martial arts, and you want to be impulsive as a teenager, tell you, the old slave will stretch out a finger and poke you, and you will not feel good!" ”

"Yes!" Although the Tang Dynasty said this, it was obvious that he didn't believe it.

Gao Lishi smiled contemptuously: "Lord Tang, I can let you try!" As he spoke, he pointed over from the air, and with a loud sound, he pierced a hole in the clothes of the Tang Dynasty.

Tang Dynasty wanted to avoid it, but as soon as the idea of avoiding it flashed, his clothes had been pierced, and Tang Dynasty was stunned, no wonder Li Longji used this guy so much, it turned out that this old eunuch actually had such a brilliant martial arts, and he no longer dared to despise him in the slightest.

I heard Gao Lishi say: "Count it up, my predecessor was a member of the martial family, Empress Wu Zetian is my aunt, Wu Shi Huo, Wu Sansi, which is not a well-known figure in the Tang Dynasty, a person from my martial family, since the surname is this martial character, how can there be a reason not to practice martial arts, young man, I have a piece of advice!" ”

"Please!"

"No matter what kind of official it is, including the former Li Linfu, I can see whoever I want to see, and I don't want to see anyone, the people who can be summoned by me are all important people, whether I am in the living room or on the toilet, as long as the old slave can see you, it means that you are really done, as long as you do not disobey my father-in-law and me when you do things in the future, you are promising, do you understand the meaning of the old slave?"

"Understood!"

"Well, in this case, the old slave still wants to pee here for a while, when you go out, go to Yuqing Palace to see the Yuhuan concubine, and ask her what she needs, just say that the emperor has a request, think of her and ask if it's okay?"

"Yes, the Tang Dynasty has retired!"

As soon as I went out of the door, I thought depressedly, it seems that this old guy is really not good to serve, and he will have more eyes in the future, and when he came outside, he vomited three more times, and vomited out the contents of his stomach and gastric juice, this Colliers is really not a thing!

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