His sentence "adults can't blame me" just now is a clue, I almost forgot, who is the 'adult' in his mouth?

But these are all things in the future, and the Tang Dynasty knows that what is now in front of him is to ask the emperor for rain, otherwise, Chang'an may have to go back quietly.

Although the carriage was shattered, fortunately, the four horses pulling the carriage were still unharmed, and the group headed towards Qufu again.

The Tang Dynasty admired the hometown of Sage Kong for a long time, but now when he came here, he turned a deaf ear to the invitation of the Qufu County Order, and came to live in the Confucian family with Zhuan Xin and others.

The head of Confucius's generation is called Kong Liang, and he is now the county lieutenant of Qufu.

With the difference between the county lieutenant and the county order, the Tang Dynasty actually chose to go to the county commander's house and not to the county commander's house, which naturally made the county commander very angry, but thinking of the Tang Dynasty's official position and his current identity, but the ambassador of the Qin Dynasty for rain, what he wanted, he couldn't go against his old man's will, so he had to let him live in the Kong family, and he didn't dare to have the slightest sloppiness in worship.

There are thirteen days left before the emperor's deadline.

Tang Chao sneered, knowing that it was time for him, the ambassador to ask for rain, to perform, and ordered the Yuzhenguan Rain Dao people he brought with him to come.

This Taoist is a famous Taoist priest in the capital in the past, called Wu Qingzhen, good at passing through the wall, and can pinch and calculate, listen to the fog and spit fire, won Yang Yuhuan's appreciation, feel that he is a living immortal, sometimes ask him to enter the palace to help dip, do things, eliminate disasters and avoid disasters, this time Shandong gave birth to such a big drought, naturally sent him this Xi Master out to ask for rain.

The Tang Dynasty traveled through Zhangzhou in the 21st century, completely believed in Marxism, and did not believe in the Taoist priest's tricks of painting gods and ghosts. ”

The Tang Dynasty saw that this humane book was towering, at least fifty years old, but there was no wrinkle on his face, but it was crystal smooth and silky, like a woman, it was really hard to believe that this person was the Wuqing Zhenren worshiped by many people in the capital.

A Taoist priest can be called a real person, that is the highest honor, just like learning Buddhism and becoming a bodhisattva. But the Tang Dynasty already had a preconceived opinion in his heart, thinking that this guy was a person who relied on deception to eat, and it was the same thing as those people in the casino, so he said lazily: "The emperor sent this envoy as a messenger to pray for rain, which is a major matter related to the country, if you can ask for rain, the emperor must have a generous gift, but if you can't ask for rain, the emperor wants me to mention the head of the person to see him, this is to make this envoy not to avoid hardships and dangers, go all out, you as the dojo of Xi Qiu Rain, your responsibility is greater than mine, the emperor gave me a death order, I have no choice but to give you a death order, and if there is no rain in the fifteenth day, then at midnight on the fifteenth day, I will have to behead you, you know? ”

Wu knew that there would be such a result in the morning, and sighed: , Lao Tzu wants the wind to be windy in the capital, and he wants to be rainy, how happy and happy, and now with this unlucky ** door servant coming out to ask for rain, I can only see if God can save himself, if I can't ask for rain on the 14th, won't I slip away?

After thinking about it like this, he suddenly calmed down in his heart: "The villain knows." ”

Tang Dynasty's current martial arts knowledge is increasing day by day, seeing that he answered insincerely, knowing what kind of will he was fighting in his heart, he sneered: "Wuqing Daoist, listen to you can call the wind and rain, is this true or false?" ”

"Lord Hui Qincha, this is a rumor made by stupid villagers, but it is actually false."

Tang Chao was taken aback when he heard him answer like this: "However, when you were in the capital, didn't you often do it, what you wanted was to make people believe that you had such magical powers?" ”

"Hui Qincha Lord, the villain is also forced by the situation, if you don't show one or two hands in the Taoist temple, the villain comes from the mountains and wilderness, and it is difficult to gain a foothold in the capital, please forgive me."

"Oh, I see, then I ask you, what will you be, won't you be the next three people who come out to cheat and eat and drink?"

Originally, the Tang Dynasty summoned this person for the first time today, and he had no hatred for him, but when he saw his immortal style, and then thought that he missed Yang Yuhuan, but he couldn't often find the opportunity to enter the palace to see her.

This person couldn't think of where he had offended this Lord Qincha, and after thinking about it, he immediately understood what was going on, since Lord Qincha could decide my life and death, then he threatened me like this, the purpose was already obvious, send him some gifts, hum, look at this ** stinky boy who knows that he is also playing drums in his heart now, and naturally he also knows that the emperor's messenger is not easy to do, maybe it is a matter of losing his head, he does this, maybe he has the same idea as me, and he extorts some gifts everywhere, Do some pestering for the future when you escape.

After thinking about it like this, the Taoist priest hurriedly took out a silver ticket and said respectfully: "When Wuqing first saw Lord Qincha, there were no gifts, just things, not respectful, please smile." ”

When Tang Chao saw that the color of the ticket was red, he immediately smiled, and said half-pushed: "This, how embarrassing is this?" ”

But even so, I have already taken it, and I looked at the light, and it was really good, it was 10,000 taels of silver.

There is only one Jiaozi bank in the capital, only a particularly large number of silver tickets, only printed into such eye-catching vermilion, the amount must be huge, the Tang Dynasty has a lot of money in the hands of Jiaozi, the color of this money, is familiar with the heart.

Tang Dynasty hid it in his sleeve, but he also muttered in his heart, this stinky Taoist priest actually made such a generous shot, and he fell with 10,000 taels of silver. ”

With this gift, the treatment was immediately improved.

After he sat down, Tang Chao asked: "Daoist, with all due respect, you are in the Yuzhen Taoist Temple, how much is a year?" ”

Wuqing said: "About two thousand taels of silver." ”

Tang Chao was deeply moved, "In this way, the Taoist chief just spent five years on it, which really made the kid ashamed, and I am afraid that this gift will not be accepted." ”

Wuqing hurriedly stopped him with gestures: "Lord Qincha doesn't know, when doing things, some dignitaries and nobles are rewarded with tens of thousands of taels, and although the villain's money is not much, the money is still easy to come by." ”

"Oh, that's right, what do you do in normal times, and which people are so rich and reward you so much?"

"Lord Hui Qincha, they are all princes and nobles, as well as Yang Guifei and even the emperor, so the reward is a little more."

"So, can you show me a show, I just like to be lively, I don't mean anything else, okay?"

Wuqing was puzzled, if this kid couldn't ask for rain, he would only have thirteen days of life, and he couldn't imagine that he was still indulging in these spells on the sidelines, and he looked insatiable, it seemed that he was breaking the jar and falling, knowing that it was a dead end, so he was in a mess, and agreed at the moment: "Yes, Lord Qincha, however, when I did it, there were some props that I didn't usually bring with me, and I immediately went to bring them to perform for you, I don't know if it's okay?" ”

"Okay, why not, you go and come back quickly." Tang Chao urged.

This Daoist went quickly, his footsteps were unusually fine, and he asked the special letter beside him: "Brother Zhuan, in your opinion, how is this Daoist's light skills?" ”

"Yes, I'm afraid it's a little worse than Brother Xian."

"Wrong. Big mistake and big mistake. I don't know when, Sheva walked in and said.

The Tang Dynasty has always admired Sheva's martial arts, and when he heard it, he said: "Why? ”

"This person deliberately concealed his martial arts, making people think that he is a Taoist priest who only knows how to draw talismans to catch ghosts, in fact, I see that he has a Taoist shelf, in fact, he is a martial arts master, in my opinion, his martial arts except me, no one here is invincible, Tang Dynasty, you have to be more careful."

Tang Chao was shocked and moved: "Yes, Father Xie." At this time, the Tang Dynasty was commensurate with Sheva as a father-in-law, and it was a little awkward at first, but after calling it for a long time, I got used to it.

At this time, someone knocked on the door, and Tang Chao dragged out his voice and said, "Come in." ”

I saw the fat face of the Qufu County Commander appear outside the curtain, and said with a haha: "Lord Qincha, the lower officials have come to see you!" ”

He walked in, but it was the ox wine and other things that he had prepared that he had prepared, and he had sixteen of his men carry them and bring them in.

Tang Chao sneered: "This county order is also a thief, and he doesn't send silver tickets, but only some worthless things, but wants to scare him"!

I saw that the Tang Dynasty pretended to be fierce: "Lord County Order, Qufu is a big county in Shandong, except for cow wine, isn't there any other specialty?" ”

As soon as the county magistrate heard this, he knew that he was not satisfied with his gift, so he quickly knelt down and said: "Lord Qincha, the cow wine is just a small meaning, the small, the small one has prepared this, this, please smile!" ”

With some reluctance, he took out two silver tickets of five thousand taels from his sleeve and handed them into the hands of Tang Chao.

The Tang Dynasty naturally pretended to excuse himself: "This, how embarrassing is this." ”

The words are not finished, the silver ticket is already in his sleeve, he is now resolutely implementing the master's words, for the rich and powerful people's silver, if you want to collect, you might as much as possible, in order to help the poor in the future, those benevolent and righteous knights, the silver obtained from life and death, may not be as much as the silver in his hand.

This is what the master often says: It is good to practice inside the public gate.

If a person in the public community really does good deeds, it will be ten million times better than other people's good deeds. (Here, I think of the people's good prime minister, Zhou Wen)

This Qufu is hungry all over the field, this guy is a little outrageously obese, he is not a good bird, his money, not to collect it hurts morality.