Chapter Eighty-Three: The Witch Gate Banquet

When Zhuan Xin rushed to the Nishan Dragon King Temple with his face covered with mud and rain, the two of them didn't say anything, just hugged each other tightly, like lost lovers after ten years of not seeing each other.

Tang Chao suddenly pushed away the letter and punched him with a punch: "Big brother, we have succeeded!" ”

Zhuan Xin was not polite, and punched Tang Chao in the stomach, beating him to a sigh, and said with a smile: "Yes, we succeeded!" ”

Immediately, Sheva and the other four tigers of the Zhuan clan walked up the mountain, hugged each other, sang and danced, and celebrated the victory!

Thinking of the previous danger, Tang Dynasty's neck was still trembling: "Brother Zhuan, what's the matter, why didn't you succeed at three o'clock in the afternoon, so that the emperor almost cut off my head?" ”

Zhuan Xin blushed: "We didn't know before, we thought that we would just put one piece in and go in, but I didn't think that when we went up, the sky had no effect, everyone was in a hurry, or Senior Brother Sheva made a decision and decided to put all that kind of ice into the sky, so it was only one after another**, gunpowder smoke surrounded the mountain, you must have smelled it?" ”

Tang Chao smiled and said: "So that's the case, of course we smelled it, and fortunately, we saved my little brother's life!" ”

How will he be in danger at the moment, how the emperor has ordered the knife and axe hand to raise the guillotine, Ma Zhengzhang is about to capture himself, and everyone is shocked, and at the same time they feel happy.

It turned out that there was nothing wrong with the Tang Dynasty using quicklime and acetic acid biochemical reaction to produce carbon dioxide, but because Gongsun Li got Wei Jian's instructions, water was added to the vinegar, and the concentration was not enough, so that the concentration of carbon dioxide produced was not high, and the matter was in a hurry, and the level of these people collecting gas was not trained, and as a result, most of the carbon dioxide gas was released. This is the real collection of hundreds of sacks of carbon dioxide gas, but fortunately, Gongsun Li this guy mixed vinegar with water, otherwise, the West Plains is drought, where is there water to make quicklime and acetic acid biochemical reaction, it can be said that it is crooked, just to solve the problem of water, although the carbon dioxide concentration must not be as high as the Tang Dynasty with gas cylinders, but basically enough.

In short, the final result, relying on Sheva's peerless ability to turn water into ice, a hemp bag produced a basin-sized piece of dry ice, although Sheva and the five tigers of the Zhuan family tried their best, but by three o'clock in the afternoon, only about three hundred pieces were produced, but even so, it was enough, and when it was three o'clock in the afternoon, the ** went out, and the effect of dry ice that can rain was immediately waved out, and it really received an immediate effect.

Sure enough, as expected by the Tang Dynasty, there was a great drought in Shandong, and the clouds were all at a very high place, about two thousand meters, fortunately, the dry ice was very light, so that it could rely on the powerful ** strike force, and the iron in the artillery battle together ** into the altitude of a thousand meters, otherwise, the dry ice could not reach the clouds, and it was not in vain.

In this way, Gongsun Li is not bad for himself, according to his own orders, vinegar and sacks and artillery fire have arrived, but what makes the Tang Dynasty depressed is that this kid actually colluded with the people in the court to assassinate himself, this revenge, that must be avenged, if you report everything to my Tang Dynasty, then will I treat you badly?

Thinking of the thrill just now, Tang Chao was angry, looking at Gongsun Li, whose legs were flashing beside him, Tang Dynasty suddenly made a very peculiar move, he grabbed his body and lifted him up, like a bundle of dry firewood, fluttering, and lifted him up so easily.

Just when everyone was shocked, Tang Chao suddenly laughed: "Lord Gongsun, I saw that you almost fell off the cliff just now, so I quickly grabbed you, are you okay?" ”

This kid was already scared to death, and he didn't want to make a fool of himself, but the urine was disobedient, and it gushed out.

There was no way, he had seen the Tang Dynasty begging for rain like a god, and the Dragon King had a good relationship with him, and what shocked him was that he was obviously separated from the Tang Dynasty by ten steps just now, and the Tang Dynasty arrived like this, grabbing his clothes without any warning and lifting him up like a puppet!

He is God!

This concept had already been formed in Gongsun Li's mind, and now he even believes that he has insulted God, so God will punish him.

In front of God, anyone is an imbecile, so he peed out, as a dignified Shandong Mansion Yin.

He didn't hear these words of the Tang Dynasty at all, because urine is related to the central nervous system, and it is also related to the strength of the ear, once his urine is uncontrolled, his kidney function is restricted, and he naturally can't hear the words of the Tang Dynasty.

But these words, Tang Dynasty didn't listen to him, and when everyone heard it, they understood that Tang Dynasty grabbed Gongsun Li like an eagle catching a chicken just now, not to hurt him immediately, but just to help him, but to make a false alarm.

A little Taoist priest shouted, "My lord, what's wrong with you, your pants?" ”

At this time, Gongsun Li knew that he didn't know when he had peed his pants, and his face was ugly like pork liver.

Tang Chao looked at him with a smile and said again: "Lord Gongsun, are you okay?" ”

This time, Gongsun Li heard it clearly, and said again and again: "It's okay, it's okay!" ”

Seeing him answer like this, the Taoist boy who was doing things with the Tang Dynasty secretly laughed, Gongsun Li was ashamed, and suddenly sat on the ground with an ordinary voice: "Lord Tang Dynasty, Xiaguan's stomach hurts a little, I want to go down and rest!" ”

This guy did Shandong Mansion Yin, and he is not an unlearned and unskilled person, the reason why he rectified the Tang Dynasty before, on the one hand, was because of Wei Jian's orders, and on the other hand, he was also jealous of the power of the Tang Dynasty, you are a young man of about twenty, listening to the relationship between the eldest princess Yuzhen and Yang Yuhuan, climbed to the second position of Menxia Province, I feel angry when I think about it, plus I listened to the orders of the Tang Dynasty, and I didn't set up an altar in the Longwang Temple in Qufu to ask for rain, but let myself buy what vinegar and what sacks, so when I made a small report to the court, He didn't have a trace of guilt in his heart, he only felt that the Tang Dynasty should be "repaired" for such a disaster to the country and the people, and he could never imagine that the Tang Dynasty really asked for rain in such a clumsy way.

He didn't believe anything else, but the appearance of the Tang Dynasty dancing on the altar was deeply imprinted in his heart, this kid turned out to be not an unlearned and unskilled person, but a master, although it was not as good as Zhuge Liang in the upload, but it seemed that it was not far behind, and he had the ability to call for wind and rain.

But as soon as he calmed down, he immediately thought that he was so indecent, so he pretended that his stomach hurt, and let his men behind him carry him down.

Where did the Tang Dynasty let him go so easily, stretched out his hand, stopped the two subordinates who came up, and said with a smile: "It just so happens that Ben Qin is also going to the foot of the mountain, I am also hungry after doing it for so long, and by the way, I will take Lord Gongsun down the mountain!" ”

After saying this, regardless of whether Gongsun Litong disagreed or not, his hand was stretched out strangely, grabbed his belt, and walked down the mountain as if he had nothing.

Zhuan Xin and Sheva naturally followed behind him, knowing that Tang Chao was a very polite gentleman, if this Gongsun Li did not do anything evil, Tang Dynasty would never treat him like this, and he would not ask more.

Wu Qingzhen hurriedly followed down with eighteen apprentices, but in his heart he also admired the light skills of the Tang Dynasty, the large amount of physical strength he consumed when he was doing it before, I didn't expect him to recover to such a point in a short period of time, carrying a person, when he went down the mountain, it was like a flying leaf!

He didn't know that the Tang Dynasty had learned some of the deep-seated mysteries of light gong from the Bagua Tagang footwork he taught, and now he was learning and using it, and he couldn't help but use it

Even Sheva was surprised in his heart, the martial arts of the Tang Dynasty were obviously under him, and he couldn't imagine that the light skills could be on par with him, just thirty or forty miles down the mountain, he approached the Tang Dynasty several times, but he was preempted by him with more strange footwork.

Of course, he knew that if he ran with all his might, he would definitely be able to pass him, but Tang Chao was now holding a person on his body, even if he won, it would be meaningless, he stopped his steps, and he was very puzzled in his heart.

Please have flowers for your support, thank you!

At the foot of Xiyuan Mountain, in the Tang Dynasty's special Qincha big tent, the Tang Dynasty sits in the center, Gongsun Li on the left, Qufu County Order, Shewa and Wuqing on the right, and the following words are divided into the four tigers of the Zhuan clan, and the letter is standing, because he is nominally the follower of the Tang Dynasty, and there is nothing when he is in his own family, but when there are outsiders, he must show the majesty of the imperial court.

The black-faced beast is full of cigarette smoke and the smell of sandalwood, which is the pomp used by the emperor, but when the Tang Dynasty used it, it seemed very at ease, and he could conclude that if Gongsun Li was a person who knew the times, he would wear the imperial robe, and there was nothing wrong with it.

Up to now, the urine in Gongsun Li's pants has been gradually dried by his body temperature, and he has calmed down now, he feels that although what the Tang Dynasty did was full of mystery, he was a person, when he spoke, it was definitely a human being, and the first thing he said when he entered the tent after going down the mountain was: "Lord Gongsun, you just stay for me, Ben Qin sent a banquet today!" ”

Gongsun Li didn't dare to refute, he knew that protesting was useless.

At the same time, he was very worried in his heart, no matter what his purpose was, in short, he framed the Tang Dynasty.

But this kid is not a god, why is he sensitive to knowing that I hurt him? Judging from what he had just done, he already knew what I had reported to Wei Xiang.

"Everyone, today's rain is done, I invite everyone to drink, it can be called a celebration banquet, it can also be called a witch door banquet?"

The Tang Dynasty was here, and overheard Gongsun Li say: "Lord Tang, what is the Wumen Banquet?" ”

At this time, he had already thought clearly about the powerful relationship, thinking that it would be a big deal to die, but he opened his heart, after all, the Tang Dynasty wanted to put him to death, and he had no choice.

"Hehe, in fact, this is very simple, Ben Qincha was able to ask for rain this time, relying on the power of Taoist witchcraft prayers, so it is not too much to call it a witch feast, come, for this great achievement, I have done this cup!"

After the Tang Dynasty, when the first toast was dry, I only felt extremely comfortable in my heart, after all, it was really good for a person to regain his freedom lightly.

Everyone naturally toasted, the Tang Dynasty is now the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, and this official authority is indeed extraordinary.

Even people like Sheva felt a sense of respect when they saw the Tang Dynasty's unangry expression, let alone a petty official like the Qufu County Commander.

"Eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables!" The Tang Dynasty lifted a chopstick and picked up a piece of braised hooves.

There is nothing special about the dishes on the table, after all, there is a great drought in Shandong, and the Tang Dynasty, the Lord of the Qin Mission, cannot be too extravagant.

After three rounds of drinking, Tang Chao suddenly laughed: "Lord County Order, Wu Qing Zhenren, Ben Qin has some private matters to discuss with Lord Gongsun in detail, if you are busy with official business, you can go out and deal with it!" ”

This is tantamount to issuing an expulsion order, Qufu County Ling and Wuqing are both people who have been in the officialdom for a long time, how can they not hear the meaning of the words of the Tang Dynasty, and they have repeatedly sued and left.

When the two left, Tang Chao shouted: "Close the tent door!" ”

At the sound of an order, the letter closed the door.

Gongsun Li suddenly understood that what the Tang Dynasty was going to deal with was himself, so he avoided the table, grabbed two steps forward, and suddenly knelt in front of the Tang Dynasty, grabbed his foot, and kowtowed: "The big hero spares his life!" ”

Tang Chao pretended not to understand and said: "Where did Lord Gongsun speak, where did you risk me?" ”

"Adult, damn the villain, I, I secretly betrayed you!"

Gongsun Li knew that if he didn't tell the truth, he would probably die here immediately.

Tang Chao was waiting for this sentence: "Oh, then look, how you betrayed me, rest assured, Ben Qin cha only pursues evil, as long as you confess honestly, I will not kill you!" ”

Tang Dynasty was very satisfied, this Gongsun Li was even easier to deal with than he imagined, after all, he was not like a loyal minister like Bigan, he would not shake the belief in his heart even if he died, he was lenient in confession, and strict in resisting.

"Lord Tang, I, when I was helping you requisition vinegar and sacks, I secretly revealed these news to a senior official of the imperial court, and I, I didn't expect the emperor to come to Shandong in person!"

"Official, who is he?"

"He, he is kind to me, Lord Tang, please forgive me for not being straight, you, even if you kill me, I won't."

Tang Chao sneered: "This is your true words? ”

"Yes, my lord, he, he promoted me from a small Qufu copywriter to such a prominent position as Shandong Mansion Yin, I, I will not betray him if I die!"

Tang Dynasty gave Zhuan Xin a look, and Zhuan Xin understood, stretched out ten fingers on his shoulder, and the darkness was like a needle.

Gongsun Li immediately screamed as if killing a pig, but Zhuan Xin had already prepared and covered his mouth with his sleeve, so that his voice could not come out.

As soon as Zhuan Xin shook the dark energy again, Gongsun Li immediately rolled in pain, and suddenly shouted hoarsely, "I surrender!" ”

Although the voice was covered by his sleeves and could not go out, he raised his hand in surrender Tang Dynasty naturally saw it in his eyes, and waved his hand to order Zhuan Xin to stop.

It is the dark power that is credited, and Gongsun Li does not know martial arts, although he did not do his best, but even so, in the future, Gongsun Li's arm will be considered a waste, and he almost didn't kill all these people, so he would not spare him, if it wasn't for the Tang Dynasty telling him not to hurt his ** life in advance, he would have been beaten into internal injuries, just like Zhang Qiu and Qiong harmed Gao Jingang.

As soon as the sleeve of the letter was waved, only Gongsun Li said in a hoarse voice: "I, me!" ”

Tang Chao looked at him coldly: "Who asked you to reveal this news?" ”

"Yes, it's Wei Jianwei's minister!"

Sure enough, it was him, although this was expected in the Tang Dynasty, but now when I hear him admit it personally, I am also angry in my heart, Wei Jian, Lao Tzu has always thought that you are a good person, but I didn't expect you to do this behind your back.

, His means are no worse than Li Linfu, think about the emperor at the beginning, once he can't ask for rain, he will only lose his head today.

, you are so vicious, mom**, in fact, this public prosecution ceremony has not received any benefits, whether you report or not, you still do your Shandong Mansion Yin.

Cut, damn it!

But Tang Chao's heart suddenly flashed Sun Simiao's words, for the sake of the common people in the world, although this kid is hateful, but he is not guilty to death, and he has passed it himself just now, as long as he confesses truthfully, he will spare his life, and asked at the moment: "The emperor is coming, do you know about this matter?" ”

"Back to my lord, the minister really doesn't know, according to Wei Xiang's meaning, the minister still prepared sacks and vinegar for you, I really didn't know that the emperor would come, when the emperor arrived, the minister and the general had just shipped the things that the lord wanted, and the general could testify to this." ()

Zhuan Xin said hatefully: "When I was in Jinan, I always thought that this kid was sneaky, I knew that he did such a bad thing, I should have appeared as soon as possible." ”

Tang Chao shook his head: "Brother Zhuan, it's not your fault, he secretly reported to the court, and he didn't want him to do it himself, it was very easy to hide it from your eyes." ”

The letter was still angry: "My lord, why don't you kill this kid to prevent future troubles?" ”

Gongsun Li's face immediately changed to the color of a earth dog.

But Tang Chao pondered for a moment: "Get out, listen to Ben Qincha's words obediently in the future, otherwise, be careful of your head." ”

When Gongsun Li heard this, he was like being pardoned, and he ran away with his head in his arms.

Even Sheva was very strange: "Tang Dynasty, such a person, why did you let him go?" ”

After all, this kid almost killed everyone here, and although Sheva is high, he is still very strict in distinguishing between good people and bad people.

Tang Dynasty said: "Father-in-law, it's like this, although this person is hateful, but he didn't harm me, although he had the intention of harming me and did things that hurt me, but after all, he didn't really hurt me, such a person, there are so many people in the world, you want to kill, can you kill it?" ”

"Why can't you finish killing, see one kill one, see two kill a pair!" The letter gritted his teeth.

Tang Chao said: "My master Sun Simiao taught me that everyone has something hateful and forgivable, besides, the person who really harmed me is Wei Jian, even if Shandong Mansion Yin is replaced by someone else, he may expose my affairs to Wei Jian. ”

With this explanation, the letter was relieved: "Well, I have abolished one of his arms, and it is enough for him to suffer the living sin." ”

Tang Chao said: "Father-in-law, big brothers, I will soon become the ** court, Wei Jian has become a great enemy, everyone should be careful!" ”

"Good!" Everyone agreed together, after all, these people are all the original members of Nanzhao, even if the Tang Dynasty Huangmen Shilang and the prime minister of Zhongshu Men Pingzhangshi can't scare them, but the Tang Dynasty is now the Shangzhu State of Nanzhao and the deputy marshal of the world's soldiers and horses, and it has a natural majesty.

In fact, even Zhuan Xin's feeling about the Tang Dynasty now is not like when he first arrived in the Tang Dynasty, in the past, he completely regarded the Tang Dynasty as a brother, but now, in addition to the feelings of brothers, he also felt that this young man was unusual, that is, he was more and more majestic, more and more like a big man!

He unconsciously generates a kind of respect.

Asking for rain was so difficult and his head was lost, so that the young man landed in some strange way.

The Tang Dynasty was in the heart of the faith, even if it did not reach the point of God, but it was almost.

He was incredible, those ice-like things ** into the clouds, it really rained heavily.

Moreover, Shandong has not had a drop of rain for three consecutive years.

In addition to being explained by a miracle, this matter is still a miracle, and the people of Shandong think so, but Li Longji deprived the glory of the Tang Dynasty!

Just because Li Longji went to Shandong like this, he became the Great Sage Emperor, and the whole world benefited from it, led the shore of the land, and was shaded by it.

But the Tang Dynasty doesn't care, whatever, as long as the emperor lets my head be on this matter, I have nothing to do, and besides, my current status is equivalent to the prime minister, and I must participate in any major matter in the court and express my opinions.

Although, I don't have the dominant power in the court now, but at least I have the absolute right to speak, hmph, Wei Jian, this old boy, I have to clean up, and the current situation may be very advantageous to fall to Li Xiang's side. If I start a war with Li Xiang and Wei Jian at the same time now, it will be greatly disadvantageous to fight on two fronts. Moreover, I don't have a loyal team in the court now, unlike Li Linfu's intricate forces, nor as Wei Jian's management for many years, I am now like a shallow-rooted tree supported by the emperor, if I don't pay attention to the relationship with all parties, I am afraid that I will become the target of public criticism, and be roasted on the furnace.

Hehe, strange, Shangshu like Zhang Jiazheng and Pei Yaoqing, in front of the emperor, is just a weight to contain Li Xiang and Wei Xiang, and there is no particularly heavy weight, even they don't dare to come out to publicize, I still don't have to come out to take care of things after the Tang Dynasty, lest a person accidentally offend someone and be stabbed in the back.

At such a time, he suddenly missed Zhang Jiazheng's kid very much, and now relying on the relationship of this guy, he has become a good person in front of Li Xiang, and last time he gave himself the night pearl, although he hurt me, but what he didn't expect was that he actually ate my pill because of this, **life** in my hands, and now he listens to me very much, but it is also a good way to expand his power.

This was a flash of inspiration in the heart of the Tang Dynasty, and he immediately formulated the object of winning over people.