Chapter 66: The old turtle bites his ear
"No need, I'll go back first." Qingyi National Teacher originally didn't get out of the carriage, but was pulled down by the little junior sister.
Su Mumu was in a daze, so she pulled the senior brother and didn't let go.
She wiped the corners of her mouth with her arm, and then looked at the senior brother's pants, a little uneasy.
She's been sleeping well, and she doesn't think anything went wrong today.
"How is the Shen family? Their family is known as the concubine of the Twelve Flowers, have you seen it? "Mrs. Zhuang is quite curious about this matter.
It is rumored that the twelve concubines of the Shen family, if they pull one out at random, they are all stunning.
And these women are all equipped with unique skills, and they are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
"No, what are you curious about other people's concubines? If you are curious, you can also take a concubine for Lao Tzu. General Zhuang said casually.
When Mrs. Zhuang heard this, she immediately burst into a rage, "Okay, you Zhuang Ren, now the fox's tail is exposed!" Seeing a group of wives and concubines, I think about taking a concubine now. โ
"Okay, I'll get you twenty-four solar terms, let you sing every night, be a groom official every day, and let you ......"
Seeing that she was talking more and more, General Zhuang directly stretched out his hand to block her mouth, "You woman, don't you know how to listen to words?" โ
"I'll go with the National Teacher, what do you say! Do I have that idleness? โ
"I don't take concubines, you don't talk nonsense in front of the children, I want face."
Su Mumu covered her mouth and snickered, Zhuang Yuanbing was also scratching her head, "Mother, what does it mean to sing at night?" Why do you want to give your father twenty-four concubines, and divide them into twenty-four solar terms? โ
He's got a bunch of questions!
Mrs. Zhuang was directly blocked by her son's question, "I'm playing with your father, don't ask around, children, go play!" โ
"Fifth brother, let's go find the third brother and the fourth brother to play." Su Mumu pulled the fifth brother away.
In the current situation, Daddy Zhuang must definitely explain carefully to Zhuang Niang's son, so they don't want to get involved.
Zhuang Yuanbing nodded, "Sister, my brothers and I have prepared a gift for you." โ
"It's not done yet, though."
"Sister, can you not go, I will really miss you."
He was talking as he followed his sister.
The five of them have always been looking forward to having a sister, but they haven't.
Su Mumu shook his head gently, "I, I want to break through, your house is the second level, and I still have seven levels." But you're all my brother, and that's not going to change. โ
"Do you still have seven fathers?" Zhuang Yuanbing is not stupid, he is very smart.
Su Mumu nodded, "Yes!" โ
"You have five brothers in our family, so won't you have dozens of brothers in the future? No, no, that's too much! Sister, you must remember that I am your most special brother. "Zhuang Yuanbing has to think of a way.
Otherwise, there are too many people in his sister's world, and he will have no place.
"That, not everyone has five brothers." Su Mumu reminded in a low voice.
Father Meng has no daughter-in-law so far.
Daddy Three's son doesn't know where he is yet?
"Yes, if there are ten or eight, it will be even worse. I forget my brother, not my sister, my younger brother and sister! Zhuang Yuanbing thought, it's over!
If you count it like this, there is simply no way to live.
Because there are some families, there are more than 100 children in one family.
There was a classmate in their school, and he was ranked ninety-nine......
"Sister! How can I live in your heart so that you will always remember me? Woooooooooo Zhuang Yuanbing counted and cried to himself.
It's the kind that really cries, it's really sad.
He's either joking, or his heart is about to break.
Su Mumu: o(โฏโกโฐ)o
How can this be coaxed?
"Fifth brother, what are you crying about? It's so noisy that people's brains hurt. Zhuang Yuandian ran over.
"Sister, don't play with him, he's a crybaby, you play with the fourth brother, I'll take you to my secret base." Zhuang Yuandian has always wanted to take his sister there.
But his sister is very busy every day, and he doesn't have a chance to get close to his sister.
"Good!" Facing a crying fifth brother, Su Mumu certainly wanted to play with the fourth brother.
"You wait for me, I won't cry." Zhuang Yuanbing immediately wiped away his tears and ran over.
The so-called secret base is a hole dug in the rockery, and some furniture is placed, and the guy who cooks is there.
"Sister, I can make barbecue and pancakes here, and I can burn them with some firewood. Pots and pans, isn't it fun? Shall we play house together? Zhuang Yuandian showed his sister little by little.
Su Mumu immediately became happy, "Okay, let's catch a chicken and roast it!" โ
"No problem, fifth brother, you go catch chickens." Zhuang Yuandian immediately arranged a job for his younger brother.
Zhuang Yuanbing pouted, "Why me, why don't you go?" โ
"Because I'm your brother, this is my territory, if you don't go, we won't take you to play." Zhuang Yuandian raised his eyebrows, and if he was disobedient, he would start beating him.
"So what do you do?" Zhuang Yuanbing said unconvinced.
"I take my sister fishing, and I also have a fishing platform here. Sister, I'll take out the fishing rod for you. Zhuang Yuandian looked at the sky and lit the lantern.
Su Mumu fished for the first time in her life and accepted the fourth brother's arrangement very happily.
Zhuang Yuanbing had no choice but to catch the chicken, and by the way, he pulled the third brother with him.
When they came, they saw Zhuang Yuandian sitting there very depressed.
Zhuang Yuanbing ran over to take a look, and immediately laughed at the fourth brother, "Oh, my sister is so powerful, I can't even stuff it in the bucket." โ
"Fourth brother, don't you like fishing? Why not one! โ
"Or do you like to fish in our water?"
Zhuang Yuandian pushed away the fifth brother's head, "You have the ability to fish." โ
"These fish like my sister and won't bite my hook at all."
His voice fell, and Su Mumu shouted, "A fish is coming!" โ
She brought it up, "Ouch, this one is a little big." โ
The fishing rod was shaken, and it was about to be unhooked, and at this moment, Zhuang Yuanbing jumped into the water.
"Sister, don't worry, I'll come down and catch you." Zhuang Yuanbing can be regarded as having found an opportunity.
He chased after the splash, and a thump plunged into it.
After a while, he held up a big old turtle, and he laughed, "Sister, it's not a fish, it's a king." โ
The next moment, he couldn't laugh anymore, because the old turtle bit his ear directly.
"Ouch! It hurts, it hurts! โ
"Third brother, fourth brother, sister help! It hurts! Zhuang Yuanbing cried again in pain.
This old turtle bit his ear, but he didn't let go, and there was a sense of coexistence and death with his ear.
Zhuang Yuandian laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, "I'm not as good as the fifth brother when I fish, you fish with your ears!" โ
"Fourth brother, stop laughing, the fifth brother's ears are starting to bleed, sister, you have a good way, I don't dare to pull hard, I'm afraid of pulling the fifth brother's ears open." Zhuang Yuanlei looked at it very seriously and didn't dare to start.