Chapter 4 Zhao Zhen's old color skin
There was silence in the room.
Lu Yijian, Wang Zeng and the others turned pale, and kept peeking at Zhao Zhen's face.
Zhao Guangyi's matter was taboo in the Great Song Dynasty, and no one dared to mention it.
Does this kid think he's humorous?
In front of the Great Song Dynasty's official family, mentioning this kind of thing, ten lives are not enough to die.
Zhao Zhen's face was still excited, because he was in high spirits all night yesterday, and he wanted to know what would happen in the future.
As a result, when he heard Zhao Jun's words, his face turned blue in an instant, and his blood pressure rose.
This little rabbit cub also said that he was a descendant of the Zhao family!
Slandering the ancestors like this?
I TM!
Zhao Zhen's hands were clenched into fists, his muscles were jumping, his mouth was slightly open, and he seemed to want to call someone, but he held it back.
If Yan Shu hadn't told him last night that everything was to get the news out of Zhao Jun's mouth, and asked him to be patient for a while, Zhao Zhen would have asked someone to pull Zhao Jun out and chop it up.
But he couldn't vent his breath, so he almost held back his internal injuries, and his face was blue and purple for a while.
Yan Shu cautiously glanced at Zhao Zhen's almost distorted face, and had no choice but to say, "Teacher Zhao, don't talk nonsense. ”
"How can this be gibberish? The sound of the candle shadow axe, although it is not an idiom, but it is an allusion to the donkey cart god of war killing his brother to seize the throne, and many people know it. Moreover, the god of sorghum river car and the god of war in Hefei and the tile spur students, these three are the crumbs of the emperors of the past dynasties. ”
Zhao Jun muttered: "They are slightly better than Qin II Hu Hai, Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhen, Wan Yan Gou, Jin Guo students and Emperor Shi Jingjiao." No, the village chief, no one really likes Zhao Guangyi. ”
Zhao Zhen's face began to turn green.
What he did with his grandfather has become an allusion in later generations?
Lu Yijian and Wang Zeng saw that Zhao Zhen was getting more and more wrong, and hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed his sleeve, signaling him not to be exposed.
Yan Shu looked at Zhao Zhen's face that almost crushed his silver teeth, from green to red and then from red to purple, and had no choice but to say, "I like him, so Mr. Zhao shouldn't talk about him." ”
"Huh?"
Zhao Jun was dumbfounded.
He thought yesterday that the old village chief wanted to hear the jokes of the Song Dynasty, but it turned out to be ...... I really didn't expect that even the sorghum river car god has fans.
The size of this world is truly amazing, and it is amazing.
"That's right......"
Yan Shu put the dinner plate on the table next to him, took out the porridge bowl and steamed buns inside, and handed them to Zhao Jun, while pretending not to care, and said: "Who are the Hefei God of War, the tile spur students, Wanyan Gou and the Jinguo students?" ”
The effect of this tactical topic shift was very useful, Zhao Zhen barely suppressed his anger, gently waved Lu Yijian and Wang Zeng to hold his hand, and raised his eyebrows, as if he wanted to hear Zhao Jun's explanation to the other people.
He knew Hu Hai, Sima Zhen, and Shi Jingjiao, but these people were not clear.
Zhao Jun wondered: "Village chief, don't you also like to read history?" Don't you know these people? ”
"Hu Hai, Sima Zhen, Shi Jingjiao, I know ......"
Yan Shu said euphemistically: "And I just read a little history book, unlike you, you are specialized in learning these, how can I compare with you, the teacher?" ”
"Oh, I almost forgot, I'm talking about these people's nicknames, ....."
As soon as Zhao Jun slapped his head, he remembered that young people who often surf the Internet must know these sarcastic nicknames, but the older generation may not know them.
"And what the hell are they?"
Yan Shu asked again.
"Who else can it be, Sun Quan, King of Wu of Great Wei, Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, Zhao Huan of Song Qinzong, Zhao Gou of Song Gaozong, and Zhu Qizhen of Ming Yingzong."
Zhao Jun took a sip of porridge and said, "You put a little little sugar in this porridge, is there no sugar at home?" ”
Too little sugar?
When Zhao Zhen heard this, he rolled his eyes, and he was so angry that he was angry.
Xindao himself is frugal and frugal, and he is not even willing to add a grain of sugar to porridge on weekdays, in order to take care of your kid, he is already extra generous and sweet, and he dares to dislike it.
Also, Song Huizong Zhao Ji, Song Qinzong Zhao Huan, and Song Gaozong Zhao Gou are their three unscrupulous descendants?
The Song Dynasty was able to produce so many emperors who were juxtaposed with the faint monarchs of history, this is ......
Zhao Zhen was trembling with anger again.
Yan Shu said casually: "Sugar is more precious. ”
"Precious?"
Zhao Jun took a bite of the steamed bun and said vaguely: "A pound of sugar is only a few yuan, and the cheap one is even a few cents a pound, and the state should have a poverty subsidy." ”
How many bucks?
Or is it the incomparably precious white sugar?
Although I don't know how much a few dollars is, I also know that sugar is very cheap in later generations.
Yan Shu had no choice but to sigh that the future generations were really rich, and at the same time pushed the reason for the preciousness of white sugar to the tried and tested excuse: "It's raining outside." ”
"Oh....."
Zhao Jun thought about it, this mountain light came in and took a motorcycle for an hour, walked for seven hours, and now it is raining again, the road is broken, and things can't be sent in, I don't know how long it will take to get through, don't these grains and sugar become precious?
"Why are Sun Quan, Zhao Ji, Zhao Huan and Zhu Qizhen called Hefei God of War, Jin Guo students and Wathorn students?"
Yan Shu asked curiously.
"Why else, two words - shame."
Zhao Jun took a bite of the steamed bun and talked eloquently: "Sun Quan beat Hefei, took 100,000 people over, and was beaten on the ground by 800 people from Zhang Liao. Song Huizong and Song Qinzong were incompetent, lost their power and humiliated the country, and were captured and sent to the Jin State. ”
"Zhu Qizhen is even uglier, he is so happy, he personally conquered the thorns, but he was defeated and captured, and Yu Qian turned the tide and set up a new king, after he was sent back, he was actually embarrassed to make a change to seize the door, and re-restored, and it was really a crumb in the crumbs to call the son of heaven."
"But speaking of which, even the shame of the emperors of the past dynasties is divided into different levels, no matter how garbage Sun Quan, Zhao Guangyi and Zhu Qizhen are, they also took the initiative to lead troops to attack the enemy, and they were defeated and fled in embarrassment, which is a bit embarrassing."
"Zhao Ji, Zhao Huan, Zhao Gou and Shi Jingjiao, all of them are not only losing power and humiliating the country, but also groveling to foreign races, making Chinese men bleed and cry."
"The old village chief should also know that the history books only record the behavior of these people, but we still have to have an objective evaluation."
"The most outrageous thing is Zhao Gou, who appointed military generals to confront the Jin State while appointing traitorous ministers to negotiate peace with the Jin State. In the end, he gave all the territory recovered by the generals in several years to the Jin State, and colluded with the traitor Qin Hui to kill the famous general Yue Fei, and enslaved Yan and his knees, just to keep the one-third of an acre of land in his south. ”
So now the Internet is ridiculing that Zhao Gou is actually a family of the Wanyan family of the Jin Kingdom, and he is a good son of the Wanyan family's filial piety. Yue Fei was brutalized and killed by him in the Fengbo Pavilion, and everyone ridiculed him for "completing the victory of the Fengbo Pavilion" and making enough contributions to the Jin State's domination of the north. ”
"It can be said that these are already the most shameful and rubbish emperors in the entire Chinese history, and then counting the Sima family has no Ming monarchs in the past dynasties, and there are few Ming monarchs in the Song Dynasty and the Zhao family in the past dynasties, which is why the Jin and Song dynasties are the two most shameful dynasties."
"The Qing Dynasty is stronger than them, at least in the early Qing Dynasty, it was not bad. It was only in the late Qing Dynasty that it began to lose power and humiliate the country, basically the three dynasties of Jin, Song and Qing dynasties, which can be called the three worst dynasties, which is a shame for all dynasties. ”
Zhao Junkou is like a river, even if he is not a student of history, he knows how much the three dynasties of the Jin, Song and Qing dynasties are, although the late Tang and late Ming dynasties are not very good, but at least they have not lost the Han people's bones. Especially Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen, he has poor ability, but he is much stronger than the emperor of the Song Dynasty who has weak knees.
And the emperors of the Jin, Song and Qing dynasties, especially in the middle and late periods, what are they all called.
On the side, Zhao Zhen heard that his blood pressure was rising, and it turned out that Da Song was Zhao Ji, Zhao Huan, and Zhao Gou. I don't have a son, and I don't know whose seed it is, if he knows, he has to slap these things to death with a big mouth.
Yan Shu was also speechless for a while.
Yan Shu must not know about the affairs of the Ming Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty, but he knows the affairs of the Jin Dynasty and Shi Jingjiao, and he juxtaposes the Song Dynasty and the Jin Dynasty, and compares several later Song Dynasty emperors with Shi Jingjiao, just listening to it feels really outrageous.
The most outrageous thing is that Emperor Taizong is actually a little stronger than these people, obviously the reputation of the Great Song Dynasty in later generations is really not good.
Yan Shu glanced back at Zhao Zhen, whose face was about to turn into a pig's liver, for fear that Zhao Jun would stimulate him again, so he said: "Don't talk about these things anymore, by the way, you said before that Song Renzong had no children, why is this?" ”
Why is that? Village Chief, you speak quite anciently, and it seems that you are also a history fan. ”
Zhao Jun couldn't help but quip.
He was so lonely that he wanted to get acquainted with the village chief as soon as possible, and it was best to be a friend who talked about everything, so that he could feel a little more at ease when he was in the dark.
Yan Shu didn't dare to deny it, so he said: "Yes, yes, I love to listen to Mr. Zhao talk about history." ”
"Then I'll talk about it."
When it came to his profession, Zhao Jun became serious, sat cross-legged on the bed and said solemnly: "Song Renzong didn't have a son, he was born and died. The historical scholars have no conclusion on this issue, after all, there is no record of why Song Renzong's son is prone to early death, so he can only make certain inferences. ”
"And what about the inference?"
Yan Shu asked hurriedly.
"I was about to say, don't interrupt."
Zhao Jun raised a finger and said, "Corollary one, there is a problem with the genes of the old Zhao family. Song Renzong's father Song Zhenzong's six sons, Song Renzong survived. Although ancient medicine was not developed, newborn babies were highly susceptible to bacterial and viral infections, and early death was common, but this is the case for both father and son, which may be a genetic problem. ”
Gene?
Heredity?
Zhao Zhen and several other monarchs and ministers looked at each other.
Although I don't understand these professional terms, the general meaning is clear, that is, there is a problem with the old Zhao family.
If this problem is really troublesome, after all, Zhao Zhen has no ability to change the old Zhao family's species.
"Corollary 2: The palace building is poisonous and easy to make people sick. According to historical data, the construction of the imperial palace in the Song Dynasty was made of mercury, dansha, lead and other materials to prevent insects. These materials are heavy metals and are toxic. Many emperors in the Tang Dynasty liked to eat pills to cultivate immortals, and the monks used these things to refine pills for them to eat, and they ate several Tang Dynasty emperors to death. Living in the Poison Palace every day, isn't it an early death? ”
Cultivating immortals?
Pills?
Hearing these words, Zhao Zhen and Lu Yijian suddenly shuddered.
Because Song Zhenzong was also addicted to these in his later years, and often used pills as rewards to Zhao Zhen and Lu Yijian, although they ate less, but these things were poisonous, how could they not be afraid?
"Corollary three, Song Renzong is an old pervert, I remember that according to historical records, Liu E's old demon woman chose a lot of concubines for him when he was thirteen years old, and they were all seven, eight or nine years old.
Zhao Jun licked his somewhat dry lips and continued: "In addition, his concubine is too young, how about the normal reproductive age of a girl, she has to pass eighteen, fourteen or fifteen years old, the mother herself is still young, underdeveloped, and can't raise a fetus at all, how can the child born in this way not die early?" ”
Zhao Zhen's old face flushed, looked left and right, and saw that Lu Yijian and they didn't look at him with strange eyes, so he was relieved.
It's not that the heart is weak, because these things are not instigated by Lu Yijian and them. Every day, he said that there were no children in the harem, and he couldn't continue to be blessed, and he asked the officials to work hard, and the concubines entered the harem or something, and they didn't think about the consequences of intemperance at all.
Therefore, it is really not his choice to accept concubines and the general age of concubines is young, it is Liu E and the ministers who support him, so he "tearfully" accepted so many beauties for his own enjoyment.
He blushed because Zhao Jun said he was an old pervert.
"Corollary four, it is said that Song Renzong also likes to take pills, and his body is full of poison, and he passed it on to his children and grandchildren to poison the child, I don't know if it's true or not. Anyway, it's all recorded in wild history, so it shouldn't be true. There are still some palace conspiracy theories or something, Song Renzong himself is a tanuki for the prince, the product of conspiracy theories, probably not let such a thing happen. ”
Zhao Jun finally concluded: "So the four inferences should be more nonsense, the most reliable are the first three inferences, one is genetic inheritance, the other is the palace architecture, and the third is that Song Renzong is intemperate and the mother is too young. ”
At the end, he added another sentence, and said: "This old pervert is really, it seems that his first queen, Empress Guo, married him at the age of twelve, and the second empress Empress Cao entered the palace at the age of fourteen." According to our current law, having a relationship with a girl under the age of fourteen is a crime of rape, this old pervert, I spurn this guy, and I can't die a good death if I smelt copper! ”
Zhao Zhen's face turned even redder, and his lips squirmed twice, trying to explain that it was not something he could choose freely.
It was all persecuted by the Empress Dowager Liu E.
And there is another misunderstanding to clarify, that is, the color skin is the color skin, but he is not old, he is only twenty-seven years old.
But when the words came to his lips, he still held back.
He was afraid that if he spoke out and let Zhao Jun know that he was not in Nini Village, but in the Great Song Dynasty Bianjing City thousands of years ago, if Zhao Jun relied on his familiarity with history and began to use this to conceal or make a demon from it, it would be a big trouble.
After all, Zhao Zhen and the others also wanted to get the answer they wanted from Zhao Jun's mouth, so as to avoid the fate of the Great Song Dynasty in the future.
Yan Shu glanced at Zhao Zhen and said, "Maybe Renzong has a last resort, after all, you also said it, it's all too ..... Liu E chose it for him. ”
"Sort of, anyway, it has nothing to do with me, the feudal emperor has three wives and four concubines, and our young people in the new era have to be singles even if they are monogamous, and the class composition is different. Besides, it's all new China, the Qing Dynasty has been dead for more than a hundred years, and the emperor has long been a thing of the past, it's all dross, what is there to say. ”
Zhao Jun finished eating the steamed bun with porridge, handed the bowl to Yan Shu, and immediately felt very satisfied, and then lay down on the bed, as if lying flat, raised Erlang's legs, and began to be a blind salted fish.
Now I can't see in my eyes, I still have injuries on my body, and I can't do anything, so I can only lie flat.
But at last I remembered that it was not in my own house, so I got up again and sat up straight. Thinking about it, he was afraid that the old village chief would have an opinion when he saw him lying down like this, so Zhao Jun decided to strike first.
He turned against the guest, spoke bitterly, and persuaded Yan Shu bitterly: "Then again, the old village chief, I didn't say you, your ideological consciousness seems to need to be improved." In the new era, we must look forward, pay attention to the education of our village, and actively respond to the call of the country, so that the students in our village can go out and let our mountains become rich from poverty. It's better for you not to ask me when classes will start, when I will meet with the students, when will I be able to see things with my eyes, but you keep asking what I did with all the in the Song Dynasty? ”
Zhao Jun found that after arriving at Nini Village, it was completely different from what he thought.
He thought that the old branch secretary and the old village chief greeted him warmly after meeting, took him to report to the village committee first, then met with the students, learned about the situation in the village, and finally actively cooperated with him to carry out the education cause of ten miles and eight townships from Nini Primary School.
In fact, the old branch secretary didn't see his waist when he fell. The old village chief is here, but he doesn't care about education, he doesn't think about the teacher's injury, he asks about history, and he doesn't like the history of the Song Dynasty.
Yan Shu was speechless, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Then you, teacher..... How do you think you should carry out education in your current situation? ”
"Forehead ......"
Zhao Jun thought about it, he was still blind, and it was really not suitable to carry out education, so he thought about it and said, "Then why don't you let me meet with the students and talk?" Although our village primary school is the only school in the surrounding ten miles and eight townships, now the road in the village is broken, and the children of other villages can't come over, but the children in our village can always see it, let's understand the situation first. ”
"The village...... The village was ...... disaster."
Yan Shu squirmed a few words in his mouth, and then said reluctantly: "I'll go and help the teacher ask when the time comes, everyone lives far away, and it's not easy to take a trip." ”
"If the road is not easy to walk now, forget it, if it is easy to walk, it will be hard for the village chief."
Zhao Jun expressed understanding.
He had also seen on the way here that the villages in the mountains were not as close to each other as they were in the Hebei and Henan Plains.
The houses here are scattered, and sometimes the head of the village is seven or eight miles away from the people at the end of the village, or even more than ten miles of mountain roads. It's understandable that it's not easy to gather far away.
At that moment, Yan Shu took the dishes and chopsticks and went out.
I got another important piece of information today, and I originally wanted to continue to ask, but I was afraid that Zhao Jun would be suspicious, so I had to go out and discuss with the officials first.