Zhao Jun started telling jokes about the Great Song Dynasty, but he was too frightened at that time, and he had just experienced a mudslide and his eyes were blind again, and he was in a strange environment, so he thought that the village chief might not like the Song Dynasty very much, so he told a joke to ease the panic.

As a result, I never expected that the old village chief was a fan of Zhao Guangyi, and I thought that the horse's fart had slapped the horse's leg. However, unexpectedly, even so, the old village chief still hoped that he would tell more jokes about the Great Song Dynasty.

After that, he also asked twice, otherwise he wouldn't talk about it, and the other party still insisted on talking.

Then Zhao Jun is welcome.

For the old Zhao family, Zhao Jun is very unhappy, the Jin, Song and Qing dynasties are one of the three dynasties he hates the most, and he didn't get the opportunity to say some jokes about the Jin Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty, and it's not bad to say some jokes about the Song Dynasty.

It's just that because of the fans of the donkey cart God of War, he can only take advantage of the old village chief's absence a few days ago to talk and amuse everyone.

Today, the old village chief is back, so naturally we can't talk about donkey carts.

Let's talk about Mount Tai.

Taishan and Luoshui, two pairs of difficult brothers, one was stinked by Sima Yi, and the other was pulled down by Zhao Heng of Song Zhenzong to lower the gold content of Feng Chan.

Others, Taishan Fengzen, are the top ten super-first-class emperors of the past dynasties, such as Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Guangwu, and the slightly worse Li Zhi and Li Longji are also considered first-class and can be ranked in the top 20 list.

What is Song Zhenzong Zhao Huan?

Won the battle, and then signed a humiliating pact, and actually had the face to seal Zen?

Although from an objective and neutral point of view, the Tanyuan Alliance achieved peace with the Liao State for about a hundred years for the Song Dynasty, and objectively helped the Song Dynasty to recuperate and stabilize the internal situation.

But in essence, this is still a clause of loss of power and humiliation of the country, and the sentence "Song Sui Liao silver silk" in the treaty can be said to be not very hurtful and extremely insulting.

Which of the other emperors did not establish a strong empire and fight foreign enemies obediently, so they were embarrassed to go to Mount Tai.

And Song Zhenzong is really a bit brazen.

What's more, if he is a Ming monarch, even if he signs this treaty, as long as he governs the world well and reaches the level of peace and prosperity, he will not be able to make a reluctant trip.

However, his so-called "Xianping Zhizhi" did not last long at all, in the middle and late periods, he was obsessed with cultivating immortals, devoted himself to the matter of enshrinement, whitewashed the peace, built a wide palace, and worked the people and lost money, so that the savings in the early stage were squandered, and in his later years, "the inner storage was slightly empty".

Although Li Longji was also relatively ugly in his later years, he was at least brilliant in his early days, hanging and beating Tubo externally, creating a prosperous era of Kaiyuan internally, and also setting up the Governor's Mansion of Jinya, the Governor's Mansion of Murowei, the Governor's Mansion of Heishui, and the Governor's Mansion of Bohai, for the first time in Chinese history, the entire territory of the three northeastern provinces was included in the Chinese territory, and he was not forced to sign a treaty of loss of power and humiliation to the country.

So Zhao Juncai told the joke of Zhao Hengfengzen, and the original story was about Liu Mei's affair with Zhang Taiwei, and he also adapted it, first, he felt that the original story was too vulgar and could not be told to the old man, and second, he felt that this adaptation was more ironic.

The old village chief can't be a fan of Zhao Heng.

That would be outrageous.

However, what he didn't expect at this time was that Yan Shu was already full of horror, because Zhao Zhen had already turned his head and left angrily.

He could only say at parting, "I'll see you tomorrow." He hurriedly ran out with Zhao Zhen.

Zhao Zhen walked very fast, and after a while, he ran to the Guanjia Palace, rushed to the inside and picked up a stool, Yan Shu thought that he was really going to beat Zhao Jun, so he hurriedly stopped and said: "The official family is angry, the official family is angry!" ”

"Still angry?"

Zhao Zhen laughed angrily and said, "He started scolding my father, and he still made me angry?" ”

"Official, Zhao Jun is just looking at us from the perspective of future generations, and he doesn't understand the inside story, so he is naturally biased."

Yan Shu said euphemistically: "And this is not too much scolding, just a little sarcasm." But he didn't know how much benefit the True Sect had brought to us by signing the covenant, and this was where he looked at it. ”

"Humph!"

Zhao Zhen snorted coldly, and reluctantly put down the chair in his hand, he actually wanted to smash the stone outside just now to vent his anger, but now that Yan Shu has persuaded him, he pushed the boat down the river and pretended to hammer Zhao Jun to be persuaded by Yan Shu, and said angrily: "This guy is too much, let him stop talking about it in the future." ”

He wanted to listen to the Great Song jokes before, because he wanted to understand some of the things that happened later through the Great Song jokes, and he also wanted to know what future generations would say about their Great Song Dynasty.

As a result, the more Zhao Jun said, the more excessive.

When Zhao Jun said Zhao Guangyi, he actually didn't have any ideas.

Because when Zhao Guangyi died, there were still thirteen years before he was born, and he had never seen his grandfather, so naturally he couldn't talk about any deep feelings.

So he said it, Zhao Zhen could barely endure it.

But when Zhao Heng died, Zhao Zhen was already thirteen years old, and Zhao Heng was naturally very fond of his son, so there was still a relatively pleasant time between the father and son.

Now Zhao Jun turned the gun and began to talk about his father Song Zhenzong, which naturally made Zhao Zhen very annoyed.

Even if Zhao Jun just sneered a little, it wouldn't work.

It was his own father after all.

Yan Shu heard Zhao Zhen's words and said with a wry smile: "I asked him to continue to say it before, and he asked me several times if I wanted to continue to speak, but I insisted that he say it, and now let him stop talking, wouldn't it be a reversal?" Official, bear with me a little longer. ”

"Hmph."

Zhao Zhen snorted coldly again and didn't speak, turning his head away from him.

Yan Shu pulled his sleeve and walked to him like a child and continued: "Guanjia, think about it, after Zhao Jun's eyes recover, he learned that the Guanjia can even endure such a big rebellious joke, wouldn't he be grateful to the Guanjia?" Doesn't this prove the generosity of the official family and prove that the "first benevolent monarch of the ages" he finally said is well deserved? ”

The first benevolent monarch through the ages?

Zhao Zhen's ears moved, and when he heard this adjective, the originally cold expression on his face melted a little, and he said with relief: "Forget it, let him continue to talk nonsense, and after his eyes recover, hum, I will make him look good." ”

As he spoke, he snorted twice, expressing his determination to say this, obviously thinking in his heart that he would wait for Zhao Jun's eyes to heal, and see how he hammered him.

Yan Shu smiled: "This is the generosity of the official family!" ”

"Alright."

Zhao Zhen pushed Yan Shu away and scolded with a smile: "You old man, don't say good things for him, you just said that Zhao Jun's eyes are about to recover, or it won't be long before he can see, think about what to do after he sees it, right?" You can't stay in the palace for the rest of your life, it's not like words. ”

After all, the palace is Zhao Zhen's residence, and even the prime minister can't enter the harem, and now Zhao Jun not only lives here, but also lets the prime ministers come over every day, which is really unorthodox.

Yan Shu said: "Although Zhao Jun hates the Great Song Dynasty, he is the bloodline of the Zhao family after all, and he will not watch the Great Song Dynasty die." After his eyes are restored, he must also be respectful to His Majesty, the ancestor, and when the time comes, he will be arranged to be a Bianliang person. ”

"Hmm."

Zhao Zhen put his hands behind his back, slowly walked forward in the imperial garden of the back garden, nodded and said: "It is Zhao Jun who said that later generations no longer respect Confucianism and do not read the Four Books and Five Classics, I am afraid that he will not even be able to memorize the Analects, can he be admitted to the imperial examination?" ”

"Forehead ......"

Yan Shu followed behind him, thought for a while, and said: "Other people's imperial examinations are all familiar with the scriptures since childhood, he is in his twenties this year, and it is too late to study again, what if the official family gives him a fellow jinshi background?" ”

"Huh."

Zhao Zhen turned his head to look at Yan Shu, pointed to his face, and laughed at himself: "This scolding is so bad that I am almost without skin, and I want to give him the same Jinshi background and the same uncle, how do you feel that I really have a bit of a cheap bone?" ”

"This is also an expedient measure, an expedient measure."

Yan Shu smiled awkwardly.

You must know that the main means of entering the Great Song Dynasty is the imperial examination, but there are exceptions, that is, Menyin and Citong Jinshi origin.

Tongjinshi's background is actually the kind that is relatively bad in the exam, not that he can't pass the exam, but he just passes, ranking last, and is about the same as Sun Shan.

The birth of the same Jinshi is different, it belongs to the special name, that is, the scholar has not been admitted to the Jinshi many times, and the emperor sees that he is pitiful or really talented, so he gave him this identity.

Therefore, in the Song Dynasty, there were sometimes five Jia, one Jia Ci Jinshi and the first and Wen Linlang; The second class gives the jinshi and the first and engages in Lang; The third jinshi was born, and the fourth class was born with the jinshi; The fifth class is given to the same Jinshi background.

The person who was given the same Jinshi background not only had a very low position when he first joined the company, but also was more easily discriminated against, and Zeng Guofan lost his temper because he was "like a wife, and a fellow jinshi".

But even so, in ancient feudal society, it was also a gift of imperial power, and for ordinary scholars, it was also a great honor, enough to glorify the ancestors.

Now Zhao Zhen is abused by Zhao Jun every day, after scolding his grandfather, after scolding his grandfather, after scolding his grandfather and scolding his father, and then after Zhao Jun's eyes recover, he still has to go to the pole to give others the status of Tongjinshi, which is really a bit of a spit on his own.

Zhao Zhen himself felt very wronged.

However, as Yan Shu said, there is no way to do expedient.

After all, Zhao Jun's eyes will soon recover.

Next to the back garden is the Kunning Palace, Renming Palace, Ciyuan Hall and other palaces where the queen and concubines of the Great Song Dynasty lived, and Zhao Zhen's wives are close at hand.

And because of Zhao Jun's matter, Zhao Zhen has ordered the back garden to be sealed, and no one is allowed to enter or leave, the original guards of the back garden have been stationed for a long time, and the old women and children who came in have also lived here for a long time, and the queen concubines can't come in.

In addition, the Great Song Palace is actually not big, the main place for the harem concubines to play is in the back garden, and now the back garden is sealed, they have no place to play, these days often find Zhao Zhen to ask for unblocking, which makes Zhao Zhen also have a headache.

So Zhao Jun still has to move out of the palace in the future.

However, Zhao Zhen quickly thought of another question, frowned and said, "If Zhao Jun leaves the palace, how will his safety be in the future?" The Great Song Dynasty can be without me, but now he can't be missing. ”

Yan Shu thought for a while, and arched his hand and said: "Why don't you send the Imperial City Division to accompany him, first, to protect his safety, and second, it is naturally ......."

"Huh."

Zhao Zhen laughed and went in the direction of the harem in the distance.

Recently, I have been abstinent from sex for more than a month, and I haven't looked for my Miao Yushou and Zhang Meiren for a long time, so I miss them so much.