Chapter 57: I thought there was a dog barking, but who knew it was a human

The old people of the older generation are feudal and pedantic.

If he hadn't had something important to do with Qi Man, even if he begged him to come, he would never have been able to step into here for half a step.

"Whew!"

Old Man Qi spat at Jiang Yicheng's feet, scolding: "Think that if you know a few words, you can turn a turtle into a Xuanwu?" With your words, if it weren't for my help in the past few years, you hairy boy, I'm afraid you would have already turned into a white bone with the words in your stomach that you read, hurry up and get out of me, the vines have nothing to say to you. ”

He really doesn't know a single word, but metaphorically, his old man still knows a few words.

There is culture, there is knowledge, so what?

If the character is not good, no matter how powerful it is, it is useless.

Manman is simple-minded, if he is with such a scum, he may suffer a loss.

Jiang Yicheng's face became more and more ugly, he was too lazy to bother with the old man, and shouted towards the courtyard: "Qi Man, come out, I want to talk to you!" ”

Poof-

As soon as the words fell, a basin of bright yellow liquid poured towards Jiang Yicheng, pouring it from top to bottom.

In an instant, the overwhelming stench came to his face, and he saw that Jiang Yicheng's body was covered with feces, mixed with bright yellow urine, and the shirt on his body was also penetrated by urine, as if he had been fished out of a dung pit.

Old Man Qi pinched his nose and took two steps back in disgust, looked at Qi Man's eyes with some resentment, and pretended to be distressed and said: "Oh, Manman, this is what I finally fished out of the toilet to plant some flowers and plants, how can it be so wasteful?" ”

Qi Man pretended to apologize, and his tone was a little aggrieved: "Grandpa, I thought there was a dog barking outside, I didn't want to use some feces to block the wild dog's mouth, who knew that it was not controlled, and it was all spilled, I'm sorry." ”

He shrugged his nose as he spoke.

The grandfather and grandson sang and harmonized, completely treating Jiang Yicheng as air.

The incident happened suddenly, Jiang Yicheng realized it later, just opened his mouth, his mouth was stuffed with feces, the taste was self-evident, he half-squatted on the edge of the dam and retched for a long time, and he didn't care whether the water in the ditch was clean or not, so he stuffed his mouth and rinsed his mouth until the foul smell dissipated, and then he staggered and stood up straight.

As a result, when I turned my head and saw that my grandfather and grandson regarded themselves as air, their faces became more and more ugly, as gloomy as constipation.

"Qi Man!!"

Qi Man was attracted by Jiang Yicheng's shouts, his eyes fell on the man's body, and he said with a smile: "Jiang Zhiqing, why are you!" I'm really embarrassed, I didn't pay attention for a while, and I splashed all the feces that my grandfather worked so hard to salvage on you, as an intellectual, you shouldn't have anything to do with me, right? ”

Jiang Yicheng's eyes were as if they had been quenched with poison, and he couldn't wait to cut Qi Man with a thousand knives, thinking of what Fang Cai's grandfather and grandson had done, he became more and more annoyed:

"You..."

As a result, as soon as he opened his mouth to say a word, an electric current quickly spread throughout his body, and Jiang Yicheng's body twitched, and he couldn't even speak, so he finally stopped, and just wanted to speak, but he was electrocuted again.

Qi Man and the others stood at the door and ate melons silently.

Jiang Yicheng is now like a clown jumping off the beam, performing a funny performance, plus his body is covered with feces, which is really funny.

Jiang Yicheng was smoking, knowing that this place was very evil, so he simply closed his mouth obediently, moved his body with difficulty, and slowly left the sight of his grandfather and grandson.

Looking at Jiang Yicheng's departing back, and glancing at the well-behaved and sensible granddaughter standing beside him, Old Man Qi crossed his hands on his hips, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Evil, fortunately, this bastard boy exposed his true nature in advance, otherwise when the time comes, he may have to suffer a lot of losses!" Just now, I saw that his body twitched as soon as he spoke, and I guess even God couldn't stand it, and he couldn't live because of his own sin. ”

Qi Man smiled sweetly, his clear eyes reflected the figure of the old man Qi, and said delicately: "I have to be by my grandfather's side all my life, I won't go anywhere, I won't marry, just keep my grandfather to live a long life." ”

The innocent and romantic tone made Old Man Qi's eyes softer and softer, and his bone-like hands stroked Qi Man's fluffy hair, and he couldn't help but sigh: "You stupid girl, if only I could really live a long life." ”

Xu is accompanied by his good granddaughter, so there are signs of returning to the light, even so, with his understanding of his body, I am afraid that he will not live for two years.

The smile on Qi Man's face became brighter and brighter, and he said happily: "With me here, it will definitely be." ”

There are those panaceas given by Sansan, so that grandpa can live a long life, and it is not impossible.

The immortal Qi Man didn't think that the years were too long, and his grandfather was lonely, which was not a good thing.

Looking at the well-behaved and sensible granddaughter, the smile on her face became brighter and brighter, and her old face smiled like a chrysanthemum, and her tone was loving: "Then thanks to the blessing of the vines, grandpa will definitely live a long life." ”

Just as the grandfather and grandson sighed, a deep voice suddenly interspersed.

"Grandpa, sister!"

I saw Qi Dongchen carrying a hemp bag on his body, running over, wearing a white vest, the vest had been infiltrated by sweat, and the person was also sweating profusely, stopped in front of Old Man Qi, put down the hemp bag in his hand, and panted: "I couldn't find our house for most of the day when I entered the village, and I asked all the way, only to know that grandpa and Manman had moved here." ”

Looking at the tall and strong grandson, Old Man Qi's red eyes and his tone were slightly reprimanded: "You bastard, do you think my old bones are too long, do you want to be angry with me?" obviously said that he should have come back half a month ago, but there was no news in the back, and he didn't even get a letter. ”

Looking at his grandfather, who he hadn't seen for a long time, Qi Dongchen, who had always been strong, also had red eyes, knelt down in front of Old Man Qi, and kowtowed three times: "Grandpa, it's the grandson who is not filial, if you come back earlier, you won't have to suffer so much." ”

After a long absence, where was the old man Qi willing to blame, he was busy helping the person up, and his tone was choked: "Good boy, it's not your fault, hurry up, we haven't seen each other for a long time, what is there to go in and say." ”

As he spoke, he led Qi Dongchen and Qi Man into the house, and Qi Erya followed closely behind.

Looking at this huge courtyard, Qi Dongchen couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "This courtyard is really big. ”

"Big, right?" Old Man Qi put his hands on his back, and his eyes smiled crookedly.

"Great! It's a little bigger than the old house. ”

At the mention of this courtyard, Old Man Qi's tone was full of pride: "This is bought by Manman, and the furniture is also re-built, I heard that you are coming back, and I specially put a big wardrobe in your room." ”

Qi Dongchen was shocked, trotted to Old Man Qi's side, and said in a stingy voice: "Grandpa, Manman has spent a lot of money on this, this is spent, how can the dowry be sorted out in the future?" ”

(End of chapter)