Chapter 19: Donkey and Kadaishan, Ass?
"Poof!"
The referee's whistle sounded on time, and the players on both sides changed their jerseys one after another, ready for the final decisive moment.
"I'm sorry, Coach Cole, I don't think I should be off!"
At this time, Wu Xing, who had already decided to calm down, actually grabbed the team's third substitute vacancy, and then pulled his coat and ran onto the field.
"Hey, Wu Xing, do you know what you're doing?"
Cole is stupid, isn't this guy joking? But Wu Xing had already run all over the field, ready to ask his teammates for the ball, and Kerr couldn't call this guy down unless he called another timeout.
"Stinky boy, you're crazy, aren't you! Do you know what you're doing? Are you trying to make us lose? ”
"I'm telling you, it's my brother who broke his ligament to come here, if you dare to destroy him, I will definitely kill you!"
Seeing that Wu Xing, a madman, still dared to play, Dream Chasing couldn't hold back any longer, clenched his fists and rushed over with an arrow.
"Wait a minute!"
Fortunately, Stephen Curry's reaction speed was fast enough, and he also pulled a substitute and replaced himself on the court, and suddenly pulled the impulsive Dream Chaser Green.
"Chase your dreams, calm down, you can't play anymore, otherwise our Warriors will really have no one!"
"But Curry, this kid is so messy..."
"Don't say more, leave it to me, I'll go talk to him!"
Dream Chaser Green's temper couldn't swallow this breath, but looking at Curry's pleading eyes, he had to slowly put his fist down.
"What's going on? Could it be that the Warriors are infighting again? It seems that the contradiction between Wu Xing and Dream Chaser in the last game has not been resolved within the Warriors team! ”
"It seems that today's dream chasing is ready to start, I don't know if Wu Xing's small body can resist the punch of dream chasing!"
"You still underestimate the people of the Dragon Kingdom, if you want me to say, if the punch of chasing dreams really continues, it will definitely be him who suffers!"
"How do you say this, shouldn't it be that stupid boy Wu Xing lost a few teeth?"
"You still don't know the people of the Dragon Kingdom, don't you know that they have a trick called touching porcelain? Fall to that ground, and you'll have millions..."
"Hahaha, it is said that the players of the Dragon Kingdom are all black sheep, either glass people or infighting, it seems to be true!"
"I really feel sorry for the basketball fans of the Dragon Country, is their CBA playing basketball? That's human sophistication! ”
The commentary at the scene also noticed this discordant scene on the field, not only teasing Wu Xing, but also randomly firing the map cannon, directly bringing the people of the whole Dragon Kingdom.
"Hahaha, the card shirt still didn't disappoint us!"
"I have to say, this time the ability to defend the card shirt is the most ruthless I have ever seen, originally it was just a stretch, but now I am directly playing a big name!"
"Do you really think you're a superstar when you're caught up in a cardiac? It's so funny! ”
Barkley is even more tricky and hits the nail on the head.
"You dead fat pig, what nonsense are you talking about!"
Lilith was also depressed, she was just watching the game quietly on the sidelines, and she didn't do anything, so she lay down for no reason.
Although she usually keeps a low profile, she is also the one who refuses to suffer, so she walked directly to the technical desk and snatched the microphone over.
"Dead fat pig, clean your mouth for me, you think you're a superstar and I'll take a fancy to you?"
"Don't dream, I don't want to fall in love with a fat pig who is going to kiss the ass of a donkey upside down."
"Oh, I almost forgot, you like donkeys, otherwise why would you always kiss donkeys' butts?"
Originally, the fans at the scene had forgotten about kissing the donkey's butt, but now that Lilith said this, the memories of the dead began to attack the fans at the scene, making them laugh.
Barkley's face darkened instantly, but who was he? He's Barkley, the first person in the NBA who dares to speak, and Lilith still wants to fight with herself? Dream on!
"Everyone saw it, Ka Dianshirt actually spoke for this Dragon Country player, and sure enough, these two people have a leg!"
"What is the situation of the cardick family, I know everything, I like donkeys, and I like cardias better than I like cardiers!"
"Do you want to wait for Wu Xing to lose and kiss your ass in public!"
"Hahaha!"
The switch between offense and defense was in an instant, and the fans on the scene were laughed by Barkley's words again, it can be said that after seeing such a wonderful scolding battle today, this ticket price is worth it.
But there's nothing wrong with what Barkley said, everyone who understands Ka Shirt understands it, and it's really not as strong as a donkey in a certain aspect.
"Dead fat pig, you say it again!"
"And what are you laughing at!"
Lilith was still too young, and she was a little disadvantaged on the scene, so she turned her gun on the fans at the scene.
"Laugh at you for not having a donkey!"
"That's it, come on, come on, I heard that Ka Shirt has a big butt and is famous for its ass! Let's see, whether it's the donkey's big butt or your cardied butt that looks good! ”
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The fans at the scene saw that Lilith actually broke the defense, so all kinds of foul language rushed up, and they simply used her as a plaything for their fun.
"I'm!"
What else can Lilith do, in the face of such a large number of enemies, she can only sit honestly in her position, if she leaves the field now, it means that she has lost.
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"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, this Dragon Country player still dares to play, if I were Dream Chaser, I would beat it with one punch, let him know what the sky is high and thick!"
"It's like, it looks like the Warriors basically lost today."
"I'll just say that the people of the Dragon Country are unreliable, I really don't know why the management of the Warriors chose a rookie from the Dragon Country, isn't it fragrant for the young people of my beautiful country?"
"Maybe, this Wu Xing bought a few fruit baskets and gave them to Cole, isn't it like this in the Dragon Kingdom?"
"Hahaha!"
In the bar, the dragon country and the beautiful country people are divided into two parts to watch the game, and Xia Haiyin is behind these beautiful people.
The people of the Dragon Kingdom were very angry when they heard that these beautiful people were actually mocking their country so unscrupulously.
But they only dare to be angry and dare not speak, after all, under the fence, they must learn to forbear, and now whether the people of the Dragon Kingdom can still stand up in the beautiful country depends on Wu Xing.
"Curry, you don't have to say it, I have to do it this time!"
"Wu Xing, I know you're not convinced, but do you know, if you insist on doing this, you are likely to stink for 10,000 years!"
At this time, Curry and Wu Xing were still arguing in the middle of the court.