These days, it's not even easy to be an illegitimate meal
"Demon King Zhou, you guy..."
"What's wrong, Wu Xing!"
Wu Xing said that Demon King Zhou, are you polite, just poke your own sore spots, if you want to laugh so loudly, you really owe a beating!
And what is this guy's idea, is it too late to regret it now?
However, before Wu Xing could say anything, Di Li, who was nestled in his arms, suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he raised his head to look at him.
"What... Nothing happened, what... None of it happened! ”
Wu Xing gasped for breath as he spoke, he had to seize every minute and every second to breathe now.
You must know that Di Li is fat, but he weighs nearly 400 pounds, and his height is only 1.5 meters, so you can imagine how high the density is.
When he snuggled up to Wu Xing's chest, it was like a mountain pressing on him, and he couldn't breathe.
In order to continue to advance the main task, Wu Xing said that he could endure it, and if he couldn't bear it, he would make a big plan.
A peerless soldier like Han Xin can endure the humiliation of his crotch. Wear someone else's crotch.
But if you want to become an international superstar who saves Dragon Country basketball, what is even a little humiliation?
"By the way, Di Li is hot and fat, I want to ask you something..."
"Wu Xing, just say anything, your business is my business, we are all a family, and a family doesn't talk about two families."
"As long as it's your business, I can go up the sword mountain and the sea of fire for you, and I will die for you."
Good guy, Di Li is hot and fat, that is really not an outsider, and directly uses the word family, Wu Xin said when he has another sister, no, it may be more appropriate to call him sister-in-law.
"Is it that serious? I just want to borrow a few hundred dollars from you..."
"Just a few hundred dollars? It's that simple? Say it earlier! ”
"Alipay arrived, two thousand yuan."
"WeChat arrived, 2,000 yuan."
Good guy, before Wu Xing finished speaking, Di Li was fat and had already picked up his mobile phone to carry out a fierce operation, and in less than two seconds, Wu Xing's mobile phone rang with two sounds of money arriving in the account.
"Isn't it..."
Wu Xing's worldview was refreshed again, how did he remember that he seemed to know this Di Li for the first time today.
It's this Di Li who is fat, how did she suddenly have her own WeChat account and Alipay account.
Is this the horror of bastardism? Wu Xing didn't dare to think about it anymore, and now he felt like a transparent person, and he was clearly seen by Di Li's hot fat.
"Is it enough? I'll pass it on to you! ”
said the first one, and before Wu Xing could react, he was ready to start picking up his mobile phone and performing a fierce operation.
After a while, Wu Xing's mobile phone rang again with the prompt sound of receiving money.
Wu Xing directly admitted that he was stupid, this is not a small fight like 2,000, not 20,000 and it will be gone, but directly as high as 200,000.
You must know that it is not a total of 200,000, but Alipay and WeChat each hit 200,000.
Wu Xing looked at the staggering price, and had lost the ability to speak, is it the legend that a woman can spend 180,000 yuan for me with a single sentence?
This time Wu Xing really admired Demon King Zhou, if it weren't for him, Wu Xing wouldn't have imagined that the power of fans would be so strong, maybe it was the fan economy that capitalists often say.
Especially extreme fans such as this kind of illegitimate meal, although they hate it, but at the critical moment, it is indeed very reliable, which may be the legendary double-edged sword.
If you use it well, it is a peerless good chess, and if you use it poorly, you will fall directly into the abyss of no return.
"Good fellow, you lied to me, didn't you?"
"Just now I said that I don't have any money, and I don't even have the start-up capital to be an illegitimate meal, and now it's 200,000 yuan casually, are you polite?"
"Wu Xing, I didn't lie to you, I really don't have the start-up capital to be an illegitimate meal now, but this 200,000 yuan can still be taken out, after all, this kind of money is just a small amount of money."
"Little money?"
Wu Xing is a person with different joys and sorrows, but he is now playing in the NBA, and he still works hard to play every game for the 200,000.
This Di Li is hot and fat, it is 200,000, and if you say that you will send it, Wu Xing can't help but imagine how terrifying the strength of those illegitimate meals is.
"Okay, Di Li is fat, we still have very important things now, let's talk about it next time!"
Now that the money is in hand, after Wu Xing and Zhou Demon King confirmed their eyes, they said that they would not slip away now.
Demon King Zhou pushed Wu Xing's wheelchair and quickly left the scene without looking back.
Wu Xing, on the other hand, sat in a wheelchair and found the location of the national team's training base on the map as quickly as possible, and then called Didi.
This time, in order to improve efficiency, Wu Xing directly ordered all the models, even the models that cost nearly 400 yuan, and even added two red envelopes, all in order to get the car as quickly as possible, escape from this place of right and wrong, and escape from the clutches of Di Lile's fat.
You must know that when Wu Xing was in the beautiful country before, he didn't dare to take a taxi so extravagantly, he always took the cheapest one, and he had to spend a lot of coupons, in order to save dozens of dollars.
Now it's different, Wu Xing said that he is now a successful person with a daily income of 200,000, and it is a small thing to take a taxi, and the important thing is to improve efficiency.
And it's not his own money spent, although it's very unkind to come for nothing, it should be regarded as Di Li's mental loss fee for him.
Wu Xing just wanted to say, do you know how much a big meat ball of more than 400 pounds hurts an innocent little boy?
"Dididi..."
I have to say that after coming to the Dragon Kingdom, the speed of taking a taxi was much faster, and within a minute, a car appeared in front of Wu Xing and Zhou Demon King.
Wu Xing was responsible for observing the surroundings and did not find Di Li's hot and fat figure.
Demon King Zhou was in charge of the coolies, and carried Wu Xing and the wheelchair into the car as quickly as possible, and the two of them fled the scene quickly.
"Master, hurry up, we're in a hurry!"
Wu Xing was very anxious as soon as he got in the car, and at the same time kept looking back, for fear that Di Li would catch up again.
However, the driver said very calmly, without saying a word, stepped on the accelerator to the end, and drove on the road at the fastest speed.
I have to say that this driver's driving skills are really good, and she can still maintain ultra-high speed on this road with huge traffic.
And in the city, turning left and right, showing several drifts, turning without slowing down is basically a normal operation.
If you don't say it's a taxi driver, people who don't know it think it's a race car driver driving a taxi.
"Wu Xing, do you feel a little strange?"
Suddenly, Demon King Zhou leaned into Wu Xing's ear and whispered.
"Don't worry, no strange places have been found yet, safe for the time being!"
However, Wu Xing didn't seem to have comprehended the meaning of the Zhou Demon King at all, and kept poking his head out, checking the world outside the window, and kept a high degree of vigilance, because he knew that things that were illegitimate meals were everywhere.
"You guy, can you pay attention to what others say!"
Demon King Zhou saw that Wu Xing was not on the same channel as him at all, so he directly punched him in the head.
"Although I haven't been in the Dragon Kingdom for two years, when I left, I still remember that when I took a taxi online, I had to run the tail number of my mobile phone, but this driver didn't seem to ask anything!"
"It seems that this is indeed the case!"
At this time, Wu Xing finally reacted, that is to say, in fact, the danger is very likely to come from his side.
He vaguely remembered that Wu Xing didn't say anything, and the driver had already entered the tail number of his mobile phone.
There is no trace of hesitation, and it is estimated that even old friends who have known each other for more than ten years may not be able to do it.
Wu Xing was scared for a while, so he hurriedly opened the map, checked the route, and found that they had deviated from the route.
"No, it's so exciting to engage in carjacking..."
Wu Xing directly admitted his stupidity, he didn't expect that he had encountered so many unlucky things when he first came to the Dragon Kingdom, it seemed that this copy was destined to be hellish difficulty.
"Who the hell are you!"
"Since you're asking sincerely!"
"Then I will tell you with great mercy!"
After hearing Wu Xing's question, the driver slammed on the brakes, and after stopping the car, don't stand up directly.
But it's clear that he's not alone, and it's obvious that only two people can say that feeling.
But Allah Rocket Team doesn't care if you feel that way or not, if you use someone else's lines, then obediently take the copyright.
Just as the second sentence of the dialogue was reached, the driver's good partner got out of the trunk of the car, and the two of them directly came to an air-to-back back-to-back action to continue their sacred conversation.
"Carry out love and true evil!"
"Cute and charming villains!"
"Bastard Meal No. 1!"
"Bastard Meal No. 2!"
"We're a bastard duo in the sports world!"
"A white tomorrow awaits us!"
"That's it!"
"Bang Bang..."
After reading this guy's inexplicable introduction, Wu Xing couldn't help but applaud, he could only say that the performance was too exciting, and even the last sentence was because the two of them didn't have a third partner to help them say the lines.
So they actually used ventriloquist directly, and it can only be said that this year is not even a good illegitimate meal, and they need to master a skill to be qualified, Wu Xing said that this is no more than the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala.
"What's the matter, I'm afraid!"
The two bastards looked at Wu Xing very proudly.
"What are you afraid of, it should be you who are afraid, why don't you turn the head of the car for me and send me to my destination, otherwise I will give you a bad review!"
"Do you think we're going to be scared of your little bad review?"
"No, we're not afraid!"
Wu Xing is now very curious about whose illegitimate meal these two guys are, and they actually played JOJO Li, but he is sure that it must not be his own.