Selling cute small theater 01
Selling cute small theaters, "Reborn Home", "Seed Wars" and "War of the Dead" were broadcast live simultaneously.
"Chirp...... Smack!"
One firework explodes in the air, and then more fireworks explode in the air one after another.
There is a colorful stage standing on an unknown planet, and there are all kinds of spectators sitting below and around the stage, there are angels with wings on their backs in white robes, there are Shen // demon groups holding triangular knives and torches, there are military crowds in uniform and sitting in strict postures, there are black supergroups wearing black suits and black sunglasses, and there are a group of maids from Lori to Royal Sisters, and behind these maids are a large group of undead creatures such as bone dragons, dark knights, vampires, zombies, and skeletons.
The spectators held up slogans of various contents, such as: an angel holding a banner in both hands, which said that adults will win, love you the most, and a bone dragon with a sign hanging above its head, the owner of the most powerful, the frost dragon lord Sindagosha.
"Welcome to the first Bikini Contest jointly organized by Heaven and Hell, this contest is specially sponsored by the Void Consortium, the Void Consortium, from the Fiali maid to the godhead of the God of Light, from the broadsword and spear to the eternal cosmic dreadnought, there is nothing you can't think of, there is nothing you can't buy, the Void Consortium is your best choice for home travel, killing people and setting fires!" A beautiful girl about fifteen or sixteen years old, with brown hair and a pink bunny girl outfit, appeared on the stage, she continued: " I am Miss Bao Zi, the referee and host of this competition, and now I would like to invite all the contestants!
Miss Baozi has a blonde hair and blue eyes with white wings and a fiery female angel wearing a white bikini and a medallion with the number 1 written on her waist.
"This is the number one contestant, Miss Julie from heaven!"
Many male angels in the audience stood up together and shouted, "Miss Auntie, I love you!" "Miss Auntie, please marry me!" "Miss Auntie, please have a baby with me!"
"Blue Fury, slash all the ghosts and ghosts!" Yi Ju'er took out her holy sword Blue Fury, and froze the angel into a popsicle with a sword in the air.
"Let's invite the No. 2 contestant to play!"
A little Lori with long red hair about eight or nine years old appeared on the stage, with a small and cute black horn in the middle of her forehead, two cute big red eyes, a tall small nose bridge, and a pink little mouth that would make all the weird Shu millet want to kiss her, wearing a set of red bikinis, but unfortunately the chest is flatter than the airport, and the round card on the waist is 2.
"The number two contestant is Tia Pineapple's little sister from hell!"
"1,2,3, the big cute god Tia Pineapple will win!" "The big cute god Tia Pineapple will win!The big cute god Tia Pineapple will win!" The Shen // Fallen demons below waved torches and shouted a unified slogan.
"Next, let's invite the No. 3 player to play!"
A girl with a straight black face of about fifteen or sixteen walked up with a face full of anger, this girl was wearing a black bikini, delicate facial features, a bumpy figure, about one meter six high, long black hair up to the knees, long black hair tied into a ponytail and placed behind her head, and the round card at her waist was 3.
"The number three contestant is Miss Ouyang Yu, the Supreme Commander from the Fiali Imperial Home System!"
"I'm a man, I'm a man! This body is just a biochemical stand-in for a female body, if it weren't for the author's threat that if I didn't participate, the real eunuch of "Reborn Home" would have come to participate in this kind of competition!"
However, Miss Baozi directly ignored her shouting and continued: "Please invite the fourth player to play!"
The first thing that entered the audience's eyes was a pair of 38D big breasts, seventeen or eighteen years old, 1.65 meters tall, blond curly hair, big blue eyes with a hint of charm, pink mouth, slender neck, slender waist, straight hips, straight and slender legs wearing a pair of blue high heels, with a super exposed V-shaped bikini, all the men they saw bent down.
"The fourth contestant is Miss Chen Yu from the Interstellar Police Office on Earth!"
"Why are you here? Ouyang Yu asked Chen Yu, Chen Yu sighed helplessly and said: "Like you, it was also the author who threatened me, if I didn't come to the competition, I would be played by various villains in the plot after "Seed War", and I had to come." Ouyang Yu patted her shoulder sympathetically, this pair of difficult brothers, ah, no, it's difficult sister and difficult sister, they sighed in unison.
"Player No. 5 is invited!"
Another twelve or thirteen-year-old red-haired red-eyed little Lori played, different from Tia Pineapple, this little Lori's body began to develop, a pair of bun-sized breasts on the chest pushed up the green bikini, the sharp eyes can even see a slight bulge, the waist also began to shrink inward, the buttocks are sleek and fleshy, which is the favorite of all Loricon.
"The fifth player is Ouyang Yu's little sister from the homeland continent!"
"Master, please come on, don't lose to others!" the group of maids in the audience shouted at Ouyang Yu together, and the undead creatures behind them were also waving their flags and shouting to help cheer.
"Your name is Ouyang Yu too?" asked Ouyang Yu as he stepped forward.
Ouyang Yu replied inexplicably: "Yes, but I am the feather of the wings, what about you?"
"I'm the universe of the universe, and the damn author Jun is so lazy to even come up with a name. Ouyang Yu said indignantly.
Ouyang Yu blinked his eyes and said, "I heard that the name of the protagonist of the author's next novel is still Ouyang Yu, but it is just the rain of raindrops." ”
"Ah......h
"Huh, is the third contestant calling me, and who am I going to apologize to?" asked the host, Miss Baozi, suspiciously.
"Ahh Ouyang Yu touched the back of his head and said with an embarrassed smile.
"Oh, all the contestants have already taken the stage, I will now start announcing the rules of the competition, the rules of this competition are that there are no rules!"
"Huh?!" ×5, Yi Ju'er, Tia Pineapple, Ouyang Yu, Chen Yu and Ouyang Yu made surprised voices together.
Miss Bun continued: "The competition is divided into six games, and the content of each game is decided by this machine on the spot. Miss Bun pulled open a piece of red cloth, and underneath the red cloth was a machine that resembled a slot machine.
"During the competition, all the contestants can use any means to interfere with the opponent, magic, fighting spirit, abilities, and IS armor can all be used!"
"Huh......!!" ×5.
"For every win, the first place gets five points, the second place gets four points, the third place gets three points, the tenth place gets two points, the fifth place gets one point, and the one with the highest score after six games is the winner of the competition!"
"In addition to the 10 million yuan prize provided by the Void Consortium......, the champion of the competition can also get a special prize! Only...... Be....... Miss Baozi lifted a piece of red cloth with gold rim, and under the red cloth with gold rim was a ...... Green plastic cups.
"This thing is a special prize?A plastic cup that sells two soft girl coins outside?" Ouyang Yu said, pointing to the so-called prize.
Miss Baozi patted her not too big breasts and said proudly: "Stupid mortal, this is not an ordinary plastic cup, this is a plastic cup used by Her Royal Highness Jingling, the goddess of life!"
"Well, can I ask Her Highness Jingdong, the goddess of life, what she did with this plastic cup?" Ouyang Yu raised his little hand and asked.
"Hmph...... This is the plastic cup that Her Highness Jingle used to take a bath! It is Her Majesty the Empress of the Fiali Empire, the owner of the Void Consortium, who flickered from Her Highness Dingdong...... No, it was exchanged. Miss Baozi said a little weakly.
"What's the use of this plastic cup?" Chen Yu also asked his own question.
Miss Baozi said confidently: "Don't underestimate this cup, whether it is a plastic cup or a cup made of gold, as long as it is used by God, it is considered a holy grail, and if this cup of His Highness Ding Dong is used to drink water, then the water poured into it will become holy water, which not only tastes good but also can be beautiful." ”
The five players glanced at each other, and Ouyang Yu said dejectedly: "Suddenly, I feel that there is no motivation at all." The other four nodded in agreement.
"Then let's start choosing the first event!" Miss Bun pulled the lever of the machine that looked like a slot machine, this is a slot machine, right?
"Chirp, tweet, tweet...... Bite. A crisp ringtone, a line of words appeared on the slot machine, Miss Baozi looked at it and said loudly: "The first game has been decided, that is...... Bikini marathon!"