Author: Miao Sister

Foreword: It must be the feeling of being refreshing. If words don't feel like this, but like that, we don't have to have words to talk to human beings

One: Ants

Lin Daiyu held an ant sword in her right hand, the small one was held in her hand like an ant, and no enemy could see it clearly, including his current enemy, his wife. Lin Daiyu's wife ate Lin Daiyu in her mouth, but she didn't have time for Lin Daiyu to react! Who made him react? He doesn't need to react, he just needs to be eaten in his mouth. Lin Daiyu was stirred into a mouthful of rice balls, eating, eating, pulling, pulling, eating, eating, pulling......

Unknowingly, Lin Daiyu's wife has eaten Lin Daiyu back and forth repeatedly, and she has been eating it for 365 days. was really tired of eating, so Lin Daiyu's wife went to Huaguo Mountain to play with Sister Miao.

Sister Miao looked thoughtfully at the gust of wind in the distance. Lin Daiyu's wife said, "Sister Miao, what are you doing!" ”

Sister Miao said, "I'm looking at a gust of wind. After saying that, he jumped in, fell in the wind, and never came out again.

In the wind, a steamed bun shop owner stuck out his head and shouted; Delicious buns who want to eat buns! "No one agreed. The boss cut off his fingers and made them into human meat buns, but there was no dipping sauce, and the boss was very sad. Squatting by the wall and dying of sadness, in the last minute he made ramen noodles from his heart and ate it in his mouth, and thousands of beautiful women rushed over to eat it with the boss. The boss felt that he was the happiest person in the world at this moment, but he was killed in the next second. It's not good to eat more, and it's even worse to be with beautiful women. The boss suddenly wanted to take a bath, and the bath water was cool and did not meet the standard that the boss wanted, the standard of heat.

He ran downstairs and called a Spanish woman to bathe with him, but the Spanish woman was not a woman at all, but an African elephant. I saw that the woman jumped up and down three times and turned into an elephant, and the boss was very angry. Anxiously asked Mr. Elephant, "You give me back my woman!" Say if you ate my woman! ”

The elephant said, "Hahaha. Yes and what? “

I saw that the boss beat the elephant on the spot and pressed it to the ground. The elephant tilted its head, not to mention how stupid it was.

The elephant cried. The elephant really cried because it felt that it was being bullied, so it conjured a hundred little wings to stir it up and go back and forth, overwhelming the flames and the sound of the tractor starting. It turns out that the elephant is the best fruit today, said a passer-by walking next to him.

A passer-by was on the left and the other on the right, and the two passers-by exchanged their ears and said, "The elephant is the best fruit today!" "After taking a bite in my hand, I realized that my face would still smile.

Two days of talent

"Mommy, Mommy! I'm not a genius! Lin Daiyu asked.

"Yes!" Mom is steadfast.

"But!" Mom continued, "Don't call me Mom! Don't call me Mother. ”

"Got it, Mom!"

"Oh no, Mother!"

After saying this, Lin Daiyu happily flew out and turned into an eagle and never went down again.

Lin Daiyu's mother was a very small monkey when she was a child. It's just that when Lin Daiyu was a child, she liked to eat rice very much, so she turned herself into a chicken, and the chicken evolved into an eagle The eagle evolved into Lin Daiyu, Lin Daiyu evolved into a stone, and the stone degenerated into Lin Daiyu. Lin Daiyu has evolved again, evolved and degenerated, advancing and retreating, retreating and approaching, finally!

Lin Daiyu has become an immortal! Cattle!

Lin Daiyu, who has turned on the immortal mode, can do whatever she wants on the earth: Lin Daiyu likes to put her feet in the mouth of the boss who sells pork and let the boss chew the delicious food of the world.

Lin Daiyu is a special cow, he is a special cow person, because Lin Daiyu can sing.

"Clear courage flowing under the stream", Lin Daiyu has never appeared in the world since he defeated Huang Feihong, because he fell in love with the heroine of "If Love Has Providence".

But! Lin Daiyu was actually electrocuted by the electricity of the telephone pole. Woohoo mourning, Lin Daiyu's mother is particularly sad.

Lin Daiyu said: "If I could have fallen in love with that woman when I was young, I wouldn't have died today." “

Why? If you fall in love when you are young, the place where the story will not take place is bound to be on a telephone pole. There are many ways to die. And each one has a big difference in its roots. Lin Daiyu figured it out and decided to live again!

In the next life, Lin Daiyu still loved this girl, at the same age, at the same time and place——— was electrocuted to death.

Winter goes to autumn, autumn comes to winter.

Lin Daiyu thought that if there were only men or women in the world, would she die because of this.

"Yes," Miao's sister replied. "You're going to be stinked to death by countless men."

Countless beautiful snowflakes fell in the sky, each one wearing a white horse coat like the owner of a cheap supermarket. The color is the same, the difference is that the snowflakes prefer the charming scenery, and the eyes of the snowflakes are clearer! It's not as muddy as the boss in the cheap supermarket, it's obvious that everything in the cheap supermarket is expensive, so one or two dollars is really in the brain.

In any case, Lin Daiyu kneaded his flesh and felt a little hungry, so he decided to be a little pig. He decided to be a pig that would never be slaughtered.

In any case, Lin Daiyu is still dead. Everything is a fantasy nowadays——— under a telephone pole, electrocuted by the electricity of the telephone pole in a rainstorm.

Three: It's over

Yes, the novel can end this chapter at this time. Sun Wukong fired a Scud missile and killed himself in the stomach. I killed myself and kicked myself, why didn't you let Sun Wukong go for a walk when the world was so big, why did you crush Sun Wukong and Lin Daiyu under Wuzhi Mountain together?

Providence!

In fiction, providence is the author's intention, or inspiration or idea. It's really a thought of red dust. The average essay is around 1,900 words. That's the word limit, and it's my limit. I used to set myself 20,000 words a day, and after I finished writing, every day was like dying. The funniest thing is that every time I finish writing is like the last five minutes of class.

Every last 10 minutes, I was about to dance that hand dance, and then the university professors used to tell me, "너시간도보면너죽어!"

If you look at the watch again, you're dead!

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