Author:....Ah Miao sister (I almost forgot about me)

The real place of the scene: Jinni flower shop, coordinates Hangzhou.

The real people in the novel: Xiao Nian, Qiu Chang, Guo Yiyi, Du Yaoyao.

Format imitation: Zhang Ailing

Rhythm imitation: Yishu.

One: UFO Florist

A big flower shop has opened on the UFO!

Two: Eat

The boss's name is Xiao Nian, he eats a pound of flowers every day, and he can't sleep if he doesn't eat!

Three: Romantic!

Valentine's Day is here, a man gave his girlfriend a million tons of flowers, and the girlfriend was crushed to death! Unswerving love! Thank God.

Four: Eat melons

Guo Yiyi eats melons, and Du Yaoyao eats melons. The chair sits, one left and one right, and the two are not guessed. What I ate was the melon that sent flowers in the news, and the two of them laughed stupidly after reading the news.

Five: Gentle Dawn

The flower shop on the UFO has been open for a whole year, and suddenly one day. The flower shop is called gold mud, gold fool's gold, mud is very fun mud.

Suddenly one day an elephant came and knelt on the ground. The elephant cried, and his knees were wet with tears.

Xiao Nian put down the flower arrangement work in his hand, stepped forward to pull the elephant up and asked, "What's wrong?" “

The elephant said, "It's all right. “

Xiao Nian, ask again: "There must be something!" “

The elephant stood up, danced, laughed and cried. Let's go. The elephant didn't say what had happened. Xiao Nian continued to arrange flowers.

The elephant came to the door of the flower shop again, about half an hour later. I got down on my knees and cried.

Xiao Nian was surprised and went out. The elephant wore a white wedding dress and came again!

"What's wrong with you?" Xiao Nian asked again.

They are very good friends, and friends have to ask.

At this time, the elephant said, "Lost love." ”

Xiao Nian asked, "How?" “

The elephant said that "when she got married," she choked up, and that the bride ran away. "Cry again.

Xiao Nian laughed: "It's not about falling out of love, it's about running away from marriage." Crack someone up. “

Invite the elephant into the house, the gold clay flower shop. Beautiful, refined, not big, not small, fragrant and gorgeous.

The elephant asked, "Can you eat braised pork?" “

Snacks for the little ones on the table.

Xiao Nian inserted a rose in his hand, "Of course, it's self-destructive!" Enjoy! ”

The elephant eats braised pork, "Is there any wine?" “

Xiao Nian fiddled with a white chrysanthemum with one hand, "I'm a flower shop, please, how can there be wine!" ”

Grunt, the elephant drank on its own.

"I'm sorry, I fell out of love and brought it myself." The elephant said that the face does not change color.

"How many bottles can you drink?" Xiao Nian asked. Kind and curious.

"Every time you drink you will get drunk, and every time you drink wine, you will drink dry." The elephant said, wiping the corners of the mouth with wine.

The elephant circled around the flower shop and said, "Give me a rose." ”

"You're out of love, who do you want roses for!"

"She's coming, she's coming, give it to me."

The elephant ran out with the roses and gave them to a girl who was driving a small battery car.

The captain asked, "Are you crazy?" “

The elephant said, "Marry me." “

The captain said, "No." ”

The elephant asked, "Why?" “

The captain said, "It's better to be friends." ”

The elephant thought that it would be more appropriate to be friends but refused.

"Let's go, eat barbecue!"

The captain said, "No, I have an appointment today, next time!" "Just drove away.

I saw a boy driving a big truck parked in front of the ball length battery car, the truck was huge, and the huge truck was full of bright red flowers - roses again.

The boy got out of the car, turned on the button, and the small lights on the car were lit, which looked good.

"Captain, I love you." The big letters are eye-catching.

The ball captain was delighted, put down the electric car and flew forward to hug the man. Fly in place. The two got into the car.

Elephants look stupid. Realized: It turns out that I have too few roses.

Enter the shop, the gold clay flower shop. Ask the boss: "More than 10,000 roses." ”

Xiao Nian: "No! 10,000 can't buy a heart. It's too fake! “

The elephant cried and knelt, "The girl I like has run away with someone else again." Yesterday was an escape from marriage, and today is a confession of failure. I'm so miserable! “

Xiao Nian: "You're not miserable!" “

The elephant asked, "Am I miserable?" "Looking in the mirror and seeing myself with a handful of snot and tears, I cried even worse.

Xiao Nian came over and said seriously, "No." You're not miserable. You still have an imagination! “

"Imagination?" The elephant asked.

Xiao Nian said: "Yes, imagination is your most valuable asset. Let's go, eat skewers. ”

"Is there any wine?" The elephant asked.

"Drink you to death, enough is enough!" The young man is heroic.

"Drink me to death! Banzai! "Elephants are more heroic.

Love is an endless circle, and in the end it is all going around in place, with no gain or loss. Come and go to the dust, don't be surprised, you have to worry about it, and the kid gains and loses.

In the skewer shop, the red light is green. Eat well!

Six is one day and three days less

Snow. Snow.

The road was empty, but there was no one. Quiet, no sound of breathing, no sound of stepping on snow, and extremely quiet.

Two fools came out of the wind and snow, and the boy asked, "Is it cold?" “

Girl: "No. ”

Boy: "Okay! ”

Continue to walk in a hurry, behind a line of coffins. A long dragon. The leaders are none other than this man and woman.

"We will put the volunteers who died on the Qixi Festival into the coffin one-on-one, so that they can be martyred collectively." The boy replied, interviewing the reporter live.

I saw one after another coffins as big as cows poured into the river.

"I love you!"

"I love you!" Voices came and went, like a sea of mountains and mountains. The sound turned into a tiger and drowned out the entire city.

I saw a pair of skeletons crawling out of the graves in the cemetery, hugging and kissing each other.

50,000 golden roses flew out of the golden clay flower shop, the narrow door was stretched by the flowers, and the gorgeous flowers flew out like a tiger's blood, and the young year royal flowers sat on the front flower branches in the wind and commanded the flowers to dance, and the sky drew a circle, and the flowers were buried with millions of martyred partners in the muddy river.

Xiao Nian patted the dust on his body and was done. Heaven and earth were suddenly quiet and spotless.

"But what about the people I love?" The elephant asked.

"It's dead!" Xiao Nian walks ahead

"Dead?" The elephant followed, surprised

"Happy, aren't you?" Xiao Nian suddenly turned around and smiled at the elephant, delicate and sweet.

"Happy, happy." The elephant smiled wryly.

"Can you give me another rose?" The elephant asked.

"To whom?"

"Next."

Both the elephant and the young man laughed.