Confessions and love letters

Author: Miao Sister

One: Confession

Cats and dogfish combined, a new warrior.

A brand new name, the human leg leapfrog from ancient times to the present day. A person in front of me with four eyes called my name inexplicably: "Shuai Bo Shuai Bo." ”

When I opened my eyes, it turned out to be a water lotus.

Water lotus is a person, a good-looking person. Gone, not too familiar.

I was followed by a few piglets, and I led the way and led them to a cave full of bats. The cave was full of people, their feet rushing down to the top. People are screaming, "It hurts! It hurts! “

I jumped on the previous one and cut everyone's ropes with a knife, and a woman came to thank me. I said, "No, no. “

They all ran out of the hole, and in a short time flew away. I was the only one left in the cave, I played with the rocks inside, smashed the wall, and felt quite fun living in the cave for three months.

Just sleep, I don't care how to survive. Let's talk about it when I get up after sleeping for three months. Three months later, I woke up to myself on the back of a moon. The moon is sleeping, so I'll sleep too. I don't like this familiar place, the back of the moon! I've been in my novels too many times. If you don't like it, run away. But I see someone I like. When she finally appeared, she was dressed in a fuchsia pink dress and beckoned to me in front of her, only to see a huge horse dragging her away. She had only appeared for a while, and she had left so quickly.

I walked along the road for about two minutes, with my feet wet and no one around, and my feet were wet on the rain-soaked stone pavement. Two minutes later, a talking cow appeared in front of me, and the cow gave me a chicken.

I asked, "What does this do to me?" ”

The cow said, "Eat." ”

I took the chicken and threw it in the sky. When I saw the chicken, it turned into a big phoenix. Big Phoenix! What a beautiful chicken.

The chickens won't stop me, and they won't let me go anywhere else. I'm here with my chickens, and I'm here to watch them look beautiful and admire. I was amazed and thought to myself that this was not a place to stay for long, and although the chickens and I loved each other, the chickens seemed to have something to do. The chicken turned into a phoenix, and the phoenix flew away

I came out of the cave in the early hours of the next morning. There was a back next to the sunrise, and I didn't dare to confirm it, so I lifted her off the bottom of the sea. Whether she could swim or not, she didn't look much at it. Jumping down the cliff, I became an eagle.

Flying up, I saw countless eyes in the clouds, big eyes, small eyes, girlish eyes, and young eyes, all looking at me. I screamed a few times because I was really scared.

I held a flower in my hand and was going to give it to her in the hallway. By this time I had flown from the eagle to her house and turned back into a human. I still threw the flowers, just threw them because I felt that if she didn't love me, I would be a little offended to send the flowers.

And you can't ask about such a thing, asking it will reveal your sense of longing. Don't ask, don't ask. Flowers were thrown on the side of the road.

A man went to a skewer shop to eat skewers. Five catties of liquor and 500 skewers, the taste of skewers is just like that, from snacks to Da Neng, where is it delicious? The main thing is that the liquor is delicious. But after drinking a few pounds more, I felt a little dizzy in my head.

I was in dire need of carbs, so I ordered a bowl of pasta while I was eating skewers. I'm in Spain. Suddenly, I saw a girl walking in front of me in a very short and long dress. I stepped forward and asked the girl, "Are you the sunset?" “

The girl was bored and said, "Yes." I love the pandas of your country. ”

I have one, I'll give her one, and the girl happily slept with me. In the middle of the night, I ran out of bed like Jiang Gan stealing a book, and I thought that I had someone I liked, and I couldn't look down on her and ran away. It doesn't matter if the length of the skirt is like it, it doesn't matter much.

The pork shop had not yet closed, and a pound of pork had swept the entire pork stall with a machine gun in hand, and a fierce eye looked at me from behind the plank. After a round of strafing, the man jumped up and pounced on me with a huge plank, and I swept again and again, and finally took down the man. She fell. I'm gone too.

I was going to go to the master of ceremonies to study the funeral, but it was freezing, and I thought it would be nice to meet her on such a cold day. It's difficult, and it's estimated that it's hard to encounter in a lifetime.

I didn't meet her again, and I ate a bowl of ramen and fifty glasses of rice wine every day. Soon I was a yellow, glowing chicken and flew away. It can also be said to be a phoenix, but it is indeed a chicken.

Later, I became more and more sleepy and sleepy, and slept with a monk in the Shaolin Temple house for a day and a night. It feels like there are no more good days and good wines from those days.

Two love letters

When she parted that day, she really never showed up again.

And the ants in my hands were biting my palms, so I calculated a hexagram, "The southwest is not good for the northeast." "Groundwater Master, I looked at the moldy book in my hand. And the panda in my backpack that glows like plasticine, and I know it's time to go again.

On the way, a donkey and a snake blocked my way. I told them to get out of the way, and I was going to go on a killing spree, but I held back. Sitting in a noodle restaurant, eating noodles, thinking about the future, that is, where to go with this panda tomorrow.

The boss asked me to sleep in the inn after eating noodles I refused, I don't like the interior very much, I prefer a place with bad people. Before I left, my boss gave me a giant sword, a huge sword! You can fly! I thought to myself.

When I went out and rode this sword, I realized that it could really fly and take me far, far away.

When the thread in my heart is not broken, look at the stars in the sky. Only the details of the stars bring the shape and contour of the person to life. Bring to all people not just one or two people.

Dawn is not too far from what it is now. I hadn't finished eating the meat in my hand before I thought of her a thousand and two hundred times. One thousand two hundred and one, one thousand two hundred and two, in just half an hour, the average second of thoughts circled the earth five, six, seventy, or eight times.

It's not about thinking about reconciliation that can't be seen, it's marginal and angular. The distinction is clear and clear, and she has twenty-seven gray hairs.