I'm just a director

Author: Miao Sister

Introduction: The essence of the film is to use time to express the symbol of the actor. The essence of the script is to write about the objective relationship between feelings and plot in time.

A classic to the point of wanting to vomit

When a gust of wind swept across the sky, Barcelona, Spain, played a moving song "Passionate Summer Day".

Xiaoxiao actually sat alone in the corner of the café drinking coffee in a cup. She flipped through a book of four famous books "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in her hand, presumably this woman is not an ordinary person.

Ordinary women will never watch "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", they prefer "Water Margin" or "Dream of Red Mansions". The plot of the Water Margin is even more attractive to girls, and the tears of Dream of Red Mansions are vivid. And the Three Kingdoms is a think tank with the world as the pattern. A book is a think tank, and a think tank is a book. Strategy is the forward relationship of time, and the biggest essential difference from small calculations is that strategy originates from the changing relationship of all things, while small calculations are temporary.

In any case, the story continues.

Xiaoxiao took out her wedding dress from behind her and changed her clothes while drinking coffee. The appearance of changing the wedding dress is indeed a little reluctant, but it is also changed. Today is her wedding day.

The story should start at five o'clock in the morning.

Xiaoxiao got up at four o'clock and went to the bathing room to take a bath, and the bath water was poured on her body like a big brother, and the woman's body was more like a dumpling. Vinegar is poured over the dumplings, and no matter what kind of dumplings they are, they will become sweet and delicious.

The body is wet, especially the back and chest, as well as the two arms, the neck and the abdomen, a little too much. The droplets are plump. The woman threw away an empty cigarette case, sat down in a chair, and turned around to basically put on her clothes. Jumping out of the window, entering a retro bus through the window, there are still young men smoking and drinking and walking together in twos and threes on the red light and green streets, hugging young girls.

The little girls recently are very good at drinking, and they don't pour a bottle of whiskey in their hands, but the young people are poor and drunk, and they get drunk when they drink a little. They wore leather boots and short skirts and walked on the dawn avenue before dawn, like delicate squirrels, flashing left and right, and could fly away at any moment. The girl stood on tiptoe and swayed with the other three boys, twisting her slender waist, her steps staggered, her hair loose and powerful, and she swayed from side to side like an elephant.

The bus stopped in front of a café with a red sign. There are some imperceptible cats walking or sleeping in the corner of the café. The woman sat down and talked to the young waitress, who wore a short skirt and a ponytail, and her hair was long, soft and natural, orange-yellow. A glass of American.

At this time, I saw her take out a skirt in her right hand, and look closely! It's a wedding dress. She opened the one hundred and third page of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in her hand, and changed the wedding dress in an orderly manner with one hand.

On page 103 of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Xiahou dun pulled out an arrow and swallowed his eyes: "He screamed, and hurriedly pulled out the arrow with his hand, not wanting to pull out his eyes, but shouted: "The blood of parents cannot be abandoned, and it is contained in the mouth." ”

Everyone stood neatly at the wedding scene, and the bride stepped forward and asked gently: "How are the ground pot chicken, snail lion noodles, Chongqing grilled fish, barbecue around the hearth, Jianghu cuisine, and sashimi platter I want?" Saying that, with a smile on his face, his dimples are seductive, and the corners of his eyebrows and eyes convey deep love.

The groom said hesitantly: "Except for the snail powder, everything is ready." ”

I saw that the bride was furious! "What! You didn't bring my favorite snail powder! It doesn't matter if you don't get married. ”

I saw the bride pick up the two forks on the table with both hands and stab them straight into the groom's eyes! The bridegroom was in pain and cried out, "Ahhh ”

The bride took the groom's eyeballs and said sternly and angrily: "Everyone Xiahoudun can pull out arrows and swallow their eyes, now what is it to shout pain, eat!" ”

The bridegroom picked up his eyeballs and threw them into his mouth, and his mouth was full of blood. The eyes can no longer see.

The master of ceremonies shouted: "Worship heaven and earth." ”

The bride and the bridegroom, who is holding up the pain, worship heaven and earth. The parents smiled with satisfaction, but their expressions were solemn. The friend next to him asked, "Mom, why is there blood in his eyes?" ”

Mom said gently, "He loves noodles, so he bleeds." ”

Child: "Oh! That's great! “

Master of ceremonies: "Second worship parents." ”

I saw two birdmen running at great speed outside the auditorium, and the dust was flying behind them. The head of the birdman is a bird, with human hands and human legs and feet. The birdman spoke, "Your Majesty! ”

The bride slowly said a few words to the master of ceremonies, and then came out to talk to the birdman. After saying that, I went back and nothing happened.

I saw the bride pull out her arrow, jump up from her wedding dress, take out Cupid's arrow from the ceiling, and shoot her arrow beyond everyone else. Five or six hundred arrows were fired at a time, and everyone present was killed on the ground.

The bride went out and sat on a birdman. The two birdmen took the bride to the café and sat down, and the boss came over.

"My old friend, we don't have fish in our house."

The bride said, "Old friend, I have made your house full of fish." ”

In the cupboard of the coffee shop, in the kitchen, all of a sudden, fish flowed out everywhere.

The boss said kindly, "I know what you are capable of." But you have to have a plan to kill your husband's whole family. ”

The bride said, "It's okay to care, but how can you care?" ”

The boss said kindly, "It's very simple, marry me." After speaking, he smiled slightly.

The bride stood up and walked away, but she didn't expect to jump on the boss as soon as she turned around.

"Don't say it sooner!"

The bride pulls the boss. The two of them returned to the chapel where they had been killed. The boss took the bride and put the ring on her.

Deep kisses. The sunset shines in through the window. Orange-yellow with deep reddish tinges.

Two, I'm just a director

A giant zombie crawls out of the grave. His hands crawled out first, and then he suddenly jumped, falling to the ground and shaking the mud off his body. Zombie Meditation.

The zombie pondered for a moment and walked in the direction of the church. All the way at high speed, he was hit by two cars and continued to walk.

The two people in the church had just been married, and the zombie looked at the bride and said to the boss, "Please let go of my wife." ”

The boss turned around and saw the zombie, and affectionately put the bride down. Walked up to the front with tears in his eyes: "Old friend! Long time no see. ”

Zombie: "Long time no see." My wife returned me. ”

The boss puts his arm around the bride and pushes it to the zombies.