Chapter 84: A certain knife claims to be seven times a night
On the morning of the rising sun, Gu Liuxi woke up beautifully, only to find one thing in a panic, that is, she forgot to call the general to get up, and the most tangled thing was that the general was no longer in the tent, but the general's quilt was covered on her.
What is the situation, how can the general's quilt be on his body.
Could it be that she was too cold last night and sleepwalked to snatch the general's quilt.
No, no, what is she thinking!
Gu Liuxi shook his head, got up quickly, tidied up his things, and put the general's quilt back neatly.
Just as he was about to go out, the general came back head-on.
Blue Mountain Yucha maintained the move of opening the curtain, and Gu Liuxi looked at him at a loss.
The atmosphere between the two was a little stiff.
"General, you're back."
Gu Liuxi first raised a far-fetched smile.
"Hmm!"
Lan Shan Yucha nodded indifferently, and said sarcastically, "You slept well." ”
Sure enough, I started to find fault.
Gu Liuxi had a 120,000-point smile on his face, "It's all because the floor here is too comfortable, I promise that this kind of thing will never happen next time." ”
Do you want to have a next time?
Lan Shan Yucha looked at the quilt that she had covered and folded back on his bed, and her brows suddenly furrowed, she dared to put her own quilt on his bed.
"General, do you want to have breakfast now?"
To learn to be a dog's leg, you must first look at the master's face, Gu Liuxi has obviously not reached this level of knowing how to do things based on his face.
Lan Shan Yucha repeatedly held back his anger, "Before breakfast, you first change everything on my bed, and..."
He was particularly serious about saying, "Don't put anything that someone else has already used on my bed." ”
Gu Liuxi's face suddenly felt embarrassed, and he nodded in a hurry, "Yes, I understand." ”
Gu Liuxi quickly removed the sheets and pillows, and even took the quilt away, and when Gu Liuxi came back from washing, there was a new quilt on the bed of Lanshan Yucha, and obviously someone had come to change a new set of quilts for him.
After taking a shower and changing into a military uniform, Lan Shan Yucha was already sitting in front of the desk reading a book.
Seeing this scene, Gu Liuxi felt a feeling of being tricked for a while, she stood at the door of the tent like a fool holding the quilt without a quilt cover, not knowing whether to go in or out.
seemed to be aware of Gu Liuxi's existence, and the Lanshan Yucha in front of the desk raised his head and glanced at her lightly, "What are you still doing in a daze, why have you been going for so long, why don't you hurry in and prepare breakfast." "He's going to go out to parade in a while!
This man has no common sense, he looks shrewd, but he is actually stupid, and he sometimes really wonders what he is here for.
"Know...... Got it. ”
Gu Liuxi walked in with the quilt in her arms, her nose was a little sour, "Then where are these quilts going to go?" ”
"Don't do it, you take it out and throw it away."
Lost?
Gu Liuxi was dumbfounded, could this person be too extravagant, such a good quilt was just covered by her once, and he was going to take it and throw it away, it was really too good.
How could this person be so annoying.
Gu Liuxi whispered, "That, if you lose it, you might as well give it to me!" ”
"Take it if you want it, and do it slowly."
"Oh, yes, right away!"
Gu Liuxi put the quilt away and immediately went to Zhang Luo for breakfast.
After breakfast, Lanshan Yucha was going to parade the army, and Gu Liuxi, as her personal attendant, naturally wanted to follow.
It was the first time Gu Liuxi had seen this kind of powerful pomp, she had seen it on TV before, and it was the first time she had seen it when she really saw the endless human heads.
More than 200,000 people were on a desolate sandy field, and the atmosphere around them was serious.
Gu Liuxi also had to become serious.
Lanshan Yucha was training the army, and Gu Liuxi was watching from the side.
A certain knife didn't know when he walked to Gu Liuxi's side, "I slept well last night!" ”
Gu Liuxi really hated that this person always appeared behind others silently, like a ghost, thinking of the humiliation she suffered this morning, her tone was very good, "Thanks to you, I'm fine." ”
A knife said mysteriously, "Last night, you were in the same room, didn't he do anything to you?" ”
Gu Liuxi asked rhetorically, "What will he do to me?" ”
That kind of clean man, even looking at her eyes is dirty, it's weird to touch her.
Yes, Gu Liuxi thought of a good idea, and often didn't take a bath in the future, and he would be ugly.
Aren't people who are obsessed with cleanliness the most hated for not bathing?
It's so barren here, water has to be very economical, and no one will say anything if you don't take a bath for a month, and everyone doesn't wash anyway.
Hehe, see how she comes back and avenges this morning.
A certain knife looked at the weird smile on the corner of Gu Liuxi's lips, "Do you know what your expression is reminiscent of now?" ”
"What comes to mind?" Gu Liuxi subconsciously answered.
A certain knife said, "It's like a treacherous face calculating something." ”
"Do you know what your expression is associated with right now?" Gu Liuxi suddenly asked him.
"What comes to mind?" A knife subconsciously answered.
The corners of Gu Liuxi's lips lifted slightly, revealing a smile that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, "It will be reminiscent of overindulgence, weakness and weakness, and the whole face looks old..."
She told the soldiers below early in the morning that a certain knife was a stallion in the entire barracks that was popular with military prostitutes, and sang every day until dawn.
She couldn't help but hit him to see if he dared to be arrogant in front of her.
A certain knife immediately covered his face that he thought he was a heartthrob, he looked old, how could it be, how could it be.
Gu Liuxi was secretly happy in her heart, but on the surface, she patted the shoulder of a certain knife with a serious look, "For the sake of the rest of your life, it is better to use that thing less, and if you use it, it may be gone in the future." ”
"What's that?" A certain knife doesn't seem to quite understand.
Gu Liuxi's eyes swept towards his crotch, and that look clearly told him that it was your old er^ a certain knife was busy covering his crotch, "This thing can be used less and less, how is it possible." "He's seven times a night, hey!
When the parade came back, Lan Shan Yucha couldn't help but ask, "What did you say to the adjutant general just now, his face is so ugly." ”
Gu Liuxi pretended to be confused and said, "I didn't say anything!" I'm just reminding him of physiological common sense. ”
"What physiological common sense?"
Blue Mountain Yucha looked puzzled.
Gu Liuxi's eyes glanced under his crotch, "You shouldn't need it." "A person who is not close to women, he can't mess around if he thinks about it, so naturally he won't need it.
Lan Shan's tone felt that Gu Liuxi's glance was slightly contemptuous, as if he was nakedly despised somewhere.