I love you but don't marry

In fact, the meaning of love is that it has no meaning, it is just a word. Why everyone has to advertise "I love you" is because they have been brainwashed by the times and have been restrained by others to move forward. Don't be nervous, be sure to say "I love you." For the sake of "I love you", there is zero point in fighting like that. The only thing we can do is, breathe, perceive. Everything in the world is a thing in itself, and the happiness that human beings can experience is extremely limited, and what they do is extremely repetitive. The person who can repeat the experience, be happy, and create in the midst of repeated things must be God. At least truly emancipated and excellent people. At that time, love had nothing to do with words.

Xiao Jing likes to fly, and flew into the window to see a man. The man stepped forward and hugged Xiao Jing's neck tightly and said, "I love you!" Xiao Jing smiled and sat down to make a bowl of tomato egg noodles for the man in the kitchen and put it on the table.

"Let's eat!"

The boy looked at Xiao Jing very happily, and suddenly exploded. The room was full of blood and flesh. Jing cleaned the room with a mop. There was a knock at the door.

Open the door to greet the lover of your dreams.

The lover in the dream said, "Why is there blood all over the walls?" “

Xiao Jing said: "Ah, someone exploded just now. “

The lover in the dream said, "What's the matter? “

Xiao Jing said, "Don't ask, you help me clean up, I'll make noodles for you." “

The lover in the dream said, "Good. “

Dream Bear's lover took the mop to help Xiao Jing clean up, and suddenly there was a sharp pain in his heart, and he actually fell to the ground and rolled. Xiao Jing brought tomatoes and egg noodles and found that the lover in her dream on the ground was covered with sweat and had fallen there, motionless and in pain.

Xiao Jing said: "I'll carry you!" ”

After saying that, throw away the noodles and pick them up. The noodles were tossed onto the couch, and the noodles and tomatoes were sprinkled on top of the couch leather. The leather surface is black.

Xiao Jing ran hard in high heels, and a 120 next to her slowly came and asked, "Do you need help?" “

Xiao Jing ran hard, calmly: "Don't want it!" Thank you for your kindness! I'm going to carry the girl of my dreams to the hospital myself! “

After speaking, he continued to run with the lover of his dreams on his back. Crows flew through the sky. said: "Xiao Jing is awesome! “

Put down the lover of your dreams on the hospital bed and go to the front desk to go through the hospitalization procedures. The young and beautiful little nurse put her hand in her eyes,

"I've already done it for you, and the doctor will be here soon."

"Thank you!"

Back in the ward, the doctor came over and took the pulse with a thread. "This situation requires acupuncture." The doctor said.

Traditional Chinese Medicine Doctor.

Xiao Jing said, "Okay." ”

The doctor took a thick needle and walked over coldly. A needle as thick as a person's waist. Xiao Jing looked a little surprised. Q: "Need help getting it?" ”

The doctor said, "Not for now. ”

Xiao Jing was surprised.

The doctor lifted the needle and inserted it. It penetrated all the people, and there was a big hole in the waist. The man actually came to life. Q: "What just happened?" Why do I have a hole in my waist? “

Xiao Jing said: "Acupuncture, the doctor gave you acupuncture." ”

The man said, "Oh! But isn't the needle a little thick? “

Xiao Jing smiled: "No! I'm going to buy you milk. ”

With that, he went downstairs.

When I came to the convenience store, I carefully selected a packet of milk, and a small bug came out of the milk. The little insect moved in a zigzag turn, stretching its neck.

Xiao Jing took the milk and went to feed the lover of her dreams. The lover in the dream was not in bed, and Xiao Jing was about to go out to find the lover in her dream. Q: "Where did you just go?" “

"Bathroom"

"Oh! Bought you milk. Drink it. ”

The worm body is in milk. The head is moving outside, and it is crawling out. The man took it to his hand and said, "But there's a worm here." “

The girl grabbed it and ate it.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention when I bought it." As he spoke, green juice flowed from his mouth.

The boy asked, "Are you sure it can drink?" ”

Xiao Jing said: "Of course, the insects can eat milk and definitely drink it." ”

The boy's milk flowed out of his stomach when he drank it. Because the boy has a hole in his stomach. The hole in acupuncture.

Xiao Jing sat on the edge of the bed and thought, "Oh, what can I do?" “

The boy said, "It's all right." Let it flow. Flowing, flowing, getting used to it. This will also help you lose weight. ”

Xiao Jing pursed the corners of her mouth and said seriously, "Really? ”

The boy said, "Really." ”

Xiao Jing continued to say seriously: "Then can I not marry you?" He pursed the corners of his mouth and continued, "Because you have a hole in your stomach." I'm afraid I won't be able to have children in the future. ”

The boy said, "It's a girl who gives birth, what does it matter if I have a hole in my stomach?" “

Xiao Jing sighed sadly and said, "But you have a hole in your stomach and you can't store that." “

The boy suddenly realized. "That's what you're saying. What can I do? ”

The girl said, "Then say goodbye first, what else am I going to do?" So....goodbye! ”

Xiao Jing loves to fly, and as soon as the window jumped out, she turned into a bat and disappeared into the sky.

Xiao Jing stood in the clouds and smashed the thunder hammer hard, only to see that the storm was falling. The man walked to the window, saw the rain outside the window, and saw Xiao Jing standing in the clouds. The boy shouted, "Xiao Jing! Good rain. ”

Xiaojing's dimples were shallowly hot, and she said with a smile: "Haha! "At the man.

Suddenly, Xiao Jing picked up the hammer and danced, only to see the rain fluctuating. A great beauty also appeared in the rain. The beauty's clothes are water, and her eyes and nose are also water, swaying with Xiao Jing.

The beauty turned into a cat and jumped into the window, and the man happily hugged the kitten, only to see that the cat turned into a puddle of water but filled the man's belly hole. The man was happy.

Xiao Jing put down the thunder hammer and flew down from the sky, stood next to the man and said, "It's better now!" ”

The man said, "All right." Will you still marry me? “

Xiao Jing looked at the man, and the two looked at each other for a long time, but they didn't speak. Xiao Jing slowly took off her shoes, her fair and beautiful delicate feet. The shoe was handed to the man, and the man took it with his hand.

Xiao Jing looked up and said, "I love you very much, but I don't marry." ”

After saying that, he walked out the door with one bare foot.