4. Worn out iron pots
That night, Wu Jinxing was still cultivating on the roof, but the anger in his heart couldn't be suppressed, how could he calm down and cultivate.
"Nima! Why did Lao Tzu bewitch her? How did Lao Tzu become the mastermind behind the scenes? Wu Jinxing slapped his palm on the bricks and tiles of the roof, and said indignantly, "One of my dignified students is a good student and a good young man!" How could such a thing be done?! ā
"I should have thought of it a long time ago! Talent? Pot coins? As soon as you hear it, you know it's not a good thing! Want Lao Tzu to take the blame? You're still the first one! ā
"No, this matter can't be left like this, I can't swallow this evil breath!"
After that, Wu Jinxing's thoughts moved, and he entered the world of the pot god again. Only this time he didn't enter little by little in an out-of-body way, but appeared directly in the place where he had exited last time.
"Yo, little doll, you're here again?" A gust of wind blew, and the pot spirit came to Wu Jinxing's face again, with a ...... face emm, looking at Wu Jinxing playfully.
"Stinky old man, tell me what that talent is all about?"
Wu Jinxing saw this smile full of "banter", he could no longer suppress his anger, his eyes widened angrily, and he pointed at Jiang Lao's nose and shouted.
"Smack." A loud slap fell from the sky and unceremoniously slapped Wu Jinxing into the ground: "Hmph, what did you learn in the private school?!" What about respect for seniors? You want me to tell you just because of your attitude? You dream! ā
Wu Jinxing got up from the ground in embarrassment, looking like a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers, not afraid of heaven and earth, and shouted again:
"If you have the ability, hit me! I, Wu Jinxing, will be beaten to death by you in my life, and I will not change my attitude towards you and my disdain for people like you, hum! ā
"Oh, that's good!" Guo Ling sneered twice, "The old man is looking forward to your performance." ā
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Ten minutes later.
"The kid knows that he's wrong, the kid shouldn't say crazy things to you, and ask the seniors to raise their noble hands and let the doll live." Wu Jinxing's nose and face were swollen on the ground, and he said weakly.
"Hmph, for the sake of the old man's good mood today, this matter will spare you. Dare to have a next time...... Hum! With his hands on his back, it seemed that he had just done a trivial thing.
"No, no, how can there be a next time...... I won't let you know next time," Wu Jinxing finally added this sentence in a very low voice.
"Huh?" Guo Ling glanced at him, his eyebrows raised slightly.
"That, dare to ask what the seniors are called?" Wu Jinxing changed the topic as fast as turning a book.
When Guo Ling heard this, he suddenly looked in a trance, and his face couldn't help revealing the vicissitudes of time, and his eyes seemed to have crossed time.
"Alas, I want to dominate the world when the old man dominates the world and commands the world, who competes. But now...... Forget it, don't mention the past, you can call me Jiang Lao, doll. ā
[Hehe, I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man, you are very bad!] Are you still dominating the world? ]
Wu Jinxing rolled his eyes silently, but on the surface, he still bowed his hand with a flattering face: "I've seen Jiang Lao." The little one also asked Jiang Lao about talent. ā
"Well," Jiang Lao wilted his beard, "This talent, once it is triggered, then the event must be your act by default." ā
"No matter how unreasonable and unscientific it is, other people will ignore the real culprit and identify you as the culprit. But the advantage is that it will divide experience points and pot coins according to the size of the matter. ā
"Oh." Wu Jinxing sighed helplessly, and had to swallow the evil breath temporarily.
[Cut, just a talent and want me to take the blame?] Pipe dream! How could I, Wu Jinxing, fall in front of such a small system? Am pot coins and experience points rare for me? ]
Then, he asked casually, "What about the exercises?" This is simply not for people to cultivate, right? It's for pot cultivation, right? ā
"Little doll, don't look down on this exercise, it's your ignorance if you can't understand it!" Jiang Lao scoffed at Wu Jinxing's words.
"It looks disorganized, but once you really cultivate, you will discover its subtlety. If you don't believe it, you can give it a try, it won't affect you much anyway. ā
"Hmm." Wu Jinxing nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly seemed to remember something, "Oh yes, then I have 10 pots of coins now, can I have a lottery?" ā
As soon as Jiang Lao heard that he was going to draw a lottery, his cold expression immediately changed to an amiable one: "Of course you can, come now, right?" ā
"What about the mall three-piece set?"
But when he heard this, Jiang Lao's face changed back to a cold look like a change of face: "Don't worry about that thing, you can't afford it anyway." That's all stuff that starts at 80 pots. ā
"Okay, let's draw a lottery." Wu Jinxing touched his brain and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell where it was.
"Okay," Jiang Lao immediately smiled, his hand waved in the air, and a turntable appeared in front of him. "Just click the draw button in the middle and you're good to go."
Wu Jinxing's hand reached over, but he hesitantly stopped in front of the button.
[There must be a demon when things go wrong, this old thing must not be well-intentioned.] But to press or not to press? ]
Seeing that he was hesitant, Jiang Lao teleported behind him, and then pretended to be careless and lightly bumped, Wu Jinxing staggered forward a few steps, and his finger clicked on the button......
Wu Jinxing immediately turned his head and glared at Jiang Lao angrily, but saw that Jiang Lao whistled as if nothing had happened, as if it had nothing to do with him.
"Ahem, don't look at me, look at your prize."
Wu Jinxing looked at the turntable, and the hands gradually stopped. The pointer pointed: "Dilapidated iron pot".
A "ding" sounded, and a dilapidated iron pot appeared in his hand out of thin air, and at the same time, a piece of information came to mind:
"The name of the ritual vessel: a dilapidated iron pot
Grade: Normal of Normal
Introduction: This magic weapon belongs to the novice equipment, which can be used to fight and cook, and it is a good magic weapon that is essential at home. ā
[Dilapidated iron pot?] What shabby stuff?! ]
Jiang Lao leaned over, and a treacherous smile inadvertently appeared: "Yes, yes, I actually got a dilapidated iron pot, remember to cook well when I go back, hahaha......"
Wu Jinxing kept looking at Jiang Lao like a fool and laughed for a long time before stopping.
Jiang Lao laughed and almost bent down, only to find that Wu Jinxing had been looking at him silently and resentfully, coughed twice in a slightly embarrassed way, and stopped laughing:
"Ahem, I forgot to remind you of something last time. Even if you are outside in the future, you can also open the information board, so that you can know your own situation more clearly and conveniently. ā
Jiang Lao said quickly, and waved his hand again with lightning speed, forcibly driving Wu Jinxing away.
After that, Jiang Lao's eyes revealed the vicissitudes of life again: "I think I also got this dilapidated iron pot back then...... Wait, I seem to have something I forgot to tell him. Forget it, just let him fend for himself. Anyway, it wasn't me who was unlucky in the end......'"
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Earthly.
Wu Jinxing sat on the roof, holding a large iron pot in his hand, his face was even darker than the shabby iron pot in his hand......
The picture is too beautiful to bear to look at.
Wu Jinxing read "Ten Thousand Pot Gong" again, resisted the urge to throw the pot, and practiced seriously:
Gong said: "The aura begins with the Shenzang, passes through the Tianchi, the sun and the moon, Taiyi to the Shenque, and then wears the atrium, the Purple Palace to Xuanji, and returns to the Shenzang." One week of operation is a week, and seven days and forty-nine days is reincarnation. ā
Wu Jinxing immediately followed the exercises, and after running for a week, he was stunned to find that the shape of this week was not exactly a pot?
He didn't know what to say anymore.
This exercise has been around for a long time, but it still can't do without the pot!
But then, a refreshing essence aura flowed from Zhou Tian, who had just run, and nourished his internal organs.
This comfortable feeling made him moan......
There are three levels of forging body: heavenly awakening, earth body, and bone killing. The awakening of the day is the head, if it is forged, you can repair the eyes, mouth, nose and ears and other exercises; The earth body is the torso, if it is forged, it can be cultivated; Bone killing is the limbs, if you forge their mastery, you can cultivate hands and feet and other exercises.
And that aura just now is used to forge the body.
Originally, there was no order for the third order, and you could choose at will, but I don't know why "Wanguo Gong" requires the Forging Body Realm to first cultivate the earth body, then kill the bones, and wake up the day after tomorrow.
[This may be a special requirement of the exercises, right?] Wu Jinxing thought.
Suddenly, he remembered what Jiang Lao said to him at the end, and with a movement of his mind, the information board suddenly appeared in front of him:
"System host: Wu Jinxing
Current Rank: Apprentice
Current realm: Forging Body Realm Earth Body Level
XP: 5/1000
Back Pot Talent: 5
Pot Coins: 0
Current task: None
Current privileges: lottery machine (very low probability of winning), mall three-piece set and system exercise "Ten Thousand Pot Gong". ā
Wu Jinxing saw the number above with a winning rate of almost 0, sighed, and comforted himself:
"Alas, it's only a little, but it's better than nothing. Accumulate a lot, little by little. ā
"After tossing all night, it's not early, so let's hurry up and wash and sleep. I'm going to clean the latrine tomorrow......"
Speaking of this, Wu Jinxing hated the root of his teeth.
But he soon fell asleep peacefully.
But at the same moment, someone was alarmed.
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In a grand and solemn hall, a slightly chubby man holding a trident suddenly opened his eyes, revealing blood-red pupils.
As if sensing something, he slowly raised his head, his eyes narrowed slightly, as if he could see the endless starry sky through the thick roof of the main hall.
Let out a long sigh of unknown meaning, echoing in the empty hall for a long time.
"Times have changed......
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In the empty back garden of the palace, there are two people in it.
One was wearing a golden dragon robe, and the other was a black and white hexagram robe.
"Hexagrams are like this, hexagrams don't dare to be exhausted, fear the impermanence of the heavens, there is so much I can help you with the poor way, and the rest depends on you."
"Understood. May the next time come, the Zhou Dynasty ...... Alas, there can be a good ending. ā
"Hopefully ......"
Suddenly, the conversation between the two stopped, and they all looked up at the starry sky, and countless bright stars were reflected in their eyes.
"This ...... The avenue is contending, and the world has changed? ā
"The last time I appeared, Poor Dao remembered just a few days ago, right? When that meteor appeared. It's only been a few days, how can you ...... again?"
"Please, please deduce. Alas, is this a blessing or a curse......"
"Wait a minute."
From stargazing to tortoiseshell divination, all the divination methods in the world have been calculated.
But as time passed, his face became more and more solemn, his brows furrowed, and his breathing became heavier.
"How?"
āā¦ā¦ It's hard to put into words. Poor Dao has counted countless hexagrams in his life, but he has never seen such a hexagram! Seventy-seven and forty-nine hexagrams, all pointing to the same result! ā
"Why, exactly?"
"You already have the answer in mind, don't you? Why bother asking about the poor again. ā
After speaking, there was silence
After a while, the two of them looked up at the starry sky again.
In their eyes, invisible silk threads connect some of the bright stars together. When the last two stars are connected, a pattern emerges.
That'sā
A pot!!
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And the same scene, at the same time, was also staged in many places in the Wenwu Continent.
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Early the next morning.
Wu Jinxing, as Hu Jinyun's scholar, could only reluctantly follow her to private school. Because of yesterday's incident, Hu Jinyun was also implicated, and was scolded by his father, and now he doesn't even have a sedan chair, so he can only walk.
"Morning, little scholar. Are you ready to sweep the latrine today? Hu Jinyun laughed sarcastically.
When Wu Jinxing heard this, his face sank directly, but he didn't answer with interest, and could only curse in his heart:
[Isn't that due to you?] Stinky bitch! ]
When they arrived at the private school, Mr. Liang had been waiting at the door for a long time, and Wu Jinxing had nowhere to escape even if he wanted to.
"Hu Jinshu, you go in class. You," he pointed at Wu Jinxing. "Follow me to the latrine."
They went to the latrine at a distance, but before they reached their destination, they smelled a foul smell from afar.
Naturally, when they arrived, they saw the smell of flies flying around the latrine, and the muddy water was dirty, not to mention the inside!
Mr. Liang pointed to the stinking latrine: "This is the latrine you are going to clean today." If you need a tool, you can clean it yourself. The plan of the day lies in the morning, so hurry up. If you're fast, you'll be able to catch the class in time. ā
Wu Jinxing pinched his nose in disgust, frowned and asked, "How long has it been since this place has been cleaned?" How can it be so dirty? ā
Hearing this, the corners of Mr. Liang's mouth couldn't help but curl slightly:
"The latrine was abandoned a year ago for some special reason, and it was supposed to be used as punishment for disobedient students. But no one has received this punishment before you, so you should be honored to be the first! ā
"What? A year? Wu Jinxing immediately shouted.
"Come on, I'll check in half an hour." Mr. Liang left a back and said lightly.
"Wait, you've got to tell me why you're ruined first, right? Otherwise, I won't be able to handle it! ā
Mr. Liang suddenly stopped and was silent for a while before he said in a low voice: "It's not a big problem, it won't affect you." ā
"Oh."
"But be careful yourself."
After saying that, he took another step.
"Cut, pretend to be a ghost." For Mr. Liang's words, he didn't take it to heart at all.
He rolled up his sleeves and cast a solemn gaze on the latrine.
"Let's have a big job!"
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Have you ever seen how dirty a latrine is that hasn't been cleaned in years?
If you have seen it, then I am afraid that you will have a psychological shadow on the latrine for at least the next year.
Wu Jinxing just endured the stench and walked to the door, just glanced inside, and then vomited.
"Dead old man, you wait for me!"
The tools are in the latrine, but Wu Jinxing can't even get in......
When Mr. Liang came over half an hour later, Wu Jinxing had already spit out the bile and was covered with "color".
Mr. Liang had a straight face: "Do you know it's wrong today?" Don't worry, it's only the first day, let's go to class first. Come back tomorrow. ā
"Vomit ......" As soon as Wu Jinxing heard the words "come again tomorrow", he couldn't help but feel nauseous again, and suddenly vomited out all the bile.
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In order to listen to the class, Wu Jinxing didn't even take a bath, so he hurriedly came to the school and sat directly next to Hu Jinyun.
Of course he knew how smelly he was, and of course he did it on purpose. Who told her to let herself take the blame?
Deserve!
"Why do you stink so much? Have you taken a shower? Hu Jinyun pinched his nose and asked in disgust.
"Nope." Wu Jinxing replied honestly.
After a while, Hu Jinyun couldn't help it, and was the first to vomit: "Vomit ......"
The smell is always more spread than the aroma, not to mention that it is still the smell of feces and urine?
The students in the aristocratic class have always been pampered young masters, where have they smelled such a disgusting smell?
As the saying goes, as long as someone takes the lead, it will be easier to do later.
"Gross!" "Gross!" "Gross!" ā¦ā¦
After Hu Jinyu, the students in the school, centered on Wu Jinxing, soon vomited one after another, and the number was still increasing.
Mr. Yang's class was interrupted by vomiting one after another, and he raised his head angrily, only to be shocked to find that it was Wu Jinxing's demon again.
"What's the ...... again," Mr. Yang was furious, and just halfway through his call, the pungent stench slipped into his nostrils, stimulating his sense of smell.
But he couldn't hold back for a while, and vomited with him.
"Vomit ......"
Wu Jinxing smiled faintly and calmly looked at everything in front of him.
On this day, the noble class, the vomit was full of rivers......