14. It's not more than three

Mr. Liang was reading a book in the teaching office, and the scene was peaceful, when suddenly a knock on the door suddenly sounded, breaking the silence.

"Please come in." Mr. Liang frowned and put down the book in his hand, seemingly dissatisfied with this discordant voice.

With a loud bang, the door was directly kicked open by the angry Mr. Yang, who was dragging one in his hand - Wu Jinxing.

When Mr. Liang saw the two of them, he couldn't help but feel irritated in his heart. He waved his hand and said straight to the point: "Say, what did he do that hurt the peace of the heavens." ”

"He even said in class that he didn't have anything, not even the most basic paper, ink, pen and inkstone."

"Is that all?" Mr. Liang knew about Wu Jinxing's family situation, so he was not surprised, "Is there anything else?" ”

"If that's all it takes, I asked him to stand outside, only to find out after class that the person was long gone!"

"And then?" As soon as Mr. Liang heard this tone, he knew that the main thing was later.

"Then," said Mr. Yang through gritted teeth, "he actually challenged the chess pool when the other students went to wash their pens!" Now that all the students are soaking wet, how can this lesson be conducted? ”

When other students were washing their pens, Mr. Liang knew what was going to happen with his toes.

"Anything else?"

"No, you can deal with it." Mr. Yang was in a much better mood after complaining, and as soon as he let go of the hand that dragged Wu Jinxing, Wu Jinxing fell to the ground with a snap.

"Alright, let's go." Mr. Liang said, holding his forehead.

"Hmm."

Mr. Yang left, and Wu Jinxing slowly got up from the ground.

"Wu Jinxing, Wu Jinxing, what do you want me to say about you?" Mr. Liang looked at him, his tone full of helplessness.

But Wu Jinxing's brain is in a state of panic at this moment.

He had just finished playing chess when he was grabbed by the collar by a hand that suddenly came from behind, and then he was dragged all the way by the angry Mr. Yang.

He asked himself how he had gone back into the teaching office after he had done nothing this time. He didn't even know what the hell the chess pool was, so why did he get into trouble again?

Mr. Liang said to himself: "You should have lost in the chess pool just now, otherwise you wouldn't have come here." ”

"Mr. Liang, what is the chess pool?" Wu Jinxing asked blankly.

"Uh, you don't know? You've just challenged the chess pool. ”

"Is it the small hill opposite the inkstone?"

"Almost, in fact, the inkstone pond is also the chess pool. It is one of the eight wonders of this private school. Because the challenge difficulty of the chess pool can be said to be the most difficult of the eight strange places, there are fewer and fewer people who challenge it, and over time, almost no one goes, and later it becomes the inkstone pool. ”

After that, it took Mr. Liang a while to explain to Mr. Wu what he had just done.

"What are they?" Wu Jinxing is still a little curious about the Eight Wonders.

"It's chess, oh, you know that. There are also Qin Valley, Shuya and Huatan, these are the strange places of our literary academy. There are Bronze Caves, Merlin, Forging Waterfall and Heart Demon Bridge in the Martial Arts. Every strange place in the Academy of Literature has a gentleman in charge, and the benefits of breaking through a strange place are immeasurable. ”

"Hey! You stinky boy, you digress from me, let's get back to the point. If you don't have paper, ink, pen and inkstone, I'll give you a set. ”

"Thank you, Mr. Liang." This sentence is Wu Jinxing's sincerity from the heart.

"Don't worry, I haven't finished my sentence yet, don't be too happy, punishment must still be indispensable."

As soon as he heard this, Wu Jinxing's face instantly elongated three times......

Mr. Liang said lightly: "It's not much, you can go and clean the latrine for another month, that is, until the martial arts academy enrolls students." ”

"Good...... bar. ”

[For the sake of the free pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, I put up with it.] ]

……

After Wu Jinxing returned to the school, Mr. Yang had already started to lecture, and he looked at the other people's wet bodies, and for some reason, his heart was full of a sense of accomplishment.

This lesson is about arithmetic, which may be a reflection on numbers from the depths of the soul, plus the content is too simple, and soon Wu Jinxing felt a wave of sleepiness coming, and after a while, he bowed down and fell asleep.

A snoring sound gradually came from the quiet class after a while, and Mr. Yang quickly glanced at the class and noticed it at a glance...... It's this Wu Jinxing again!

He endured his snoring and continued to lecture. But as if he knew what he was thinking, the sound grew louder and louder, and finally a certain snoring reached Mr. Yang's limit.

If you can't bear it, you don't need to endure it anymore!

"Wu Jinxing, you get up for me!" Mr. Yang performed the lion's roar.

"Huh~~" Wu Jinxing didn't look like he wanted to get up at all.

"Wu Jinxing!" Mr. Yang's muscles burst out, and he used the lion's roar again, but the power was more than ten times greater, and the students couldn't help but cover their ears when they were so close to him.

"Huh?" Wu Jinxing finally got up in a daze and yawned, "Who is calling me?" Is class over? ”

Wu Jinxing touched Mr. Yang's bottom line again and again, which has made his anger break through the limit!

He stepped forward with great strides, lifted Wu Jinxing up, and dragged him out of the school for the second time today, all the way to the inkstone pool. The other students followed, but they didn't even dare to breathe for fear of being affected.

"Wait, Mr. Yang, if you have something to say, don't use force, we are all civilized people......" At this time, Wu Jinxing had completely woken up.

"You let me in, sober up." As soon as the cold voice was finished, Wu Jinxing felt a sudden huge force, and the things in front of him were about to flower, and he quickly retreated, and was thrown to the place near the center of the inkstone pond with a bang.

"Poof!"

"Gollum~~"

Wu Jinxing finally spent a lot of effort to return to the shore.

For some reason, when the other students saw Wu Jinxing wet like them, their mood suddenly improved.

"Yo, I'm back, don't worry, we'll do it again." Mr. Yang's cold voice was like a demon's whisper in Wu Jinxing's ears.

"Wait, Mr. Yang, it's an arithmetic class. Classes matter! ”

"Then you dare to sleep?"

"No, I sleep because I know everything you said, and if you don't believe me, you can test me."

Wu Jinxing thought that he could save himself, and he was confident that with his mathematical ability in his previous life, it would be no problem to solve such a simple problem.

Mr. Yang pondered for a moment: "It's okay, then I'll test you a question, and if you say it, you don't have to be thrown into the pool again." ”

Wu Jinxing suddenly felt joy in his heart. [Hahaha, you've been fooled!] Can you stump me with your questions? Pipe dream! ]

"Listen, the question is: What was the penultimate sentence I said before you woke up? Limited to 10 breaths. ”

The smug look on Wu Jinxing's face froze.

[Is this kind of question answered?] It's still that short! ]

"It's time, you're ready to go."

"Wait......"

But before he finished speaking, Mr. Yang threw him out again without mercy. Ten minutes later, Wu Jinxing swam back again.

"Yo, it's back, don't worry, we can do it again."

"Wait, Mr. Yang, that question just now doesn't count, it's not an arithmetic problem."

Mr. Yang thought about it again and said, "It's okay, then listen to this question: there are pheasants and rabbits in the same cage today, with thirty-five heads on the top and ninety-three feet on the bottom. There is a five-minute time limit. ”

[Haha, isn't it just a problem of chickens and rabbits in the same cage, do you think it can be difficult to stop me?] I have a number of ways to solve it, such as equations and so on......]

[Wait a minute, how can it still have a decimal point?] How did you say "there are ninety-three feet below" in this question, and where did the singular number come about? ]

"It's time."

"Wait, ...... that answer"

Mr. Yang pretended not to hear and threw him out mercilessly. Fifteen minutes later this time, Wu Jinxing swam back again.

"Mr. Yang, I want to know the correct answer." Wu Jinxing shouted unwillingly.

"There are 13 rabbits and 22 chickens......"

Wu Jinxing immediately shouted: "That's not right!" ”

“…… and a one-legged chicken. ”

Wu Jinxing: "......"

[The answer is that Newton can't even figure it out, can you explain it to me?] ]

Just when Wu Jinxing was speechless, Mr. Yang lifted him up again and was about to throw him out.

"Wait, Mr. Yang, it's just three things, that's enough! Don't throw it away anymore, I've already reflected on myself. Wu Jinxing hurriedly shouted.

"Oh? What is it more than three? Interesting, you continue. Clearly, his anger has not subsided until now.

"Boom, boom."

Just as Wu Jinxing was about to give a long explanation, a huge explosion came from a distance, and everyone turned their heads to see a mushroom cloud slowly rising from the explosion in the distance.

Everyone was dumbfounded, couldn't believe their eyes, and they all froze in place.

"What the hell is going on?" Some classmates couldn't help but ask.

"It's none of my business this time...... Hey? That direction looks like the latrine I cleaned before, right? Wu Jinxing subconsciously said, "So, if the toilet is blown up, I don't have to clean it?" ”

"Don't change the subject," Mr. Yang looked at Wu Jinxing with an unkind face, "Let's continue to return to the previous question. ”

"Ahem, no problem. Where did I just go? Oh...... I've had a lot of self-reflection. I realized my mistake and I shouldn't have slept in class, it's not only disrespectful to you, but also irresponsible to myself......"

"Stop, stop," after Wu Jinxing Rory was snorting a lot, Mr. Yang couldn't bear to cut him off.

"Let you go this time, if there is a next ......"

"No, no, no, how can there be a next time?" Wu Jinxing hurriedly said.

"That's the best."

Wu Jinxing secretly breathed a sigh of relief: [Finally fooled over, safe.] ]

At this moment, the sky was cloudy, lightning and thunder, the sunlight was blocked, the light was dimmed, everyone looked up, only to hear a loud noise in the sky, and a man with thunder and lightning suddenly fell from the sky, and came to them with a bang, raising a cloud of smoke and dust.

"Wu Jinxing!" With a roar of rage, the thunder and lightning on that person's body began to dissipate, revealing his true face - it was Mr. Liang.

"Hello Mr. Liang."

Wu Jinxing greeted him with a calm smile on the surface, but he was actually panicked in his heart.

Because although I don't know what happened to Mr. Liang when he got up, it obviously seems to be related to him, and it doesn't seem to be a good thing.

"Hehe, you're still pretending to be stupid with me, aren't you?" Mr. Liang was expressionless and said coldly.

Wu Jinxing: "? ”

Mr. Liang snatched Wu Jinxing from Mr. Yang's hand, and then his figure flashed, and the two of them appeared in the air above the center of the inkstone pond (chess pool), and then as if they were venting, they shook it hard and smashed Wu Jinxing into the water.

A Wu Venus stirs up a thousand waves!

The scene was spectacular!

"Come on, come on, you have the ability to continue to pretend to be stupid? I'll see how hard your mouth is! ”

Wu Jinxing: "??? ”

[Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on?] Why am I being thrown into the water? And I didn't do anything this time, did I? ]

[I'm too hard......]