"Alright, mission accomplished." Bai Qiuwu stretched a big lazy waist, and his eyebrows and eyes were comfortable and lazy.

The gesture seems to say, that's it?

Wang Song only felt that her fragile heart had been hit hard, and her brain was dizzy.

God knows how long she persuaded this brainless cousin, and all the relatives of the family took turns to fight, and their mouths were broken, and they couldn't get back the heart that pursued love.

As a result, Bai Qiuwu only said a few words, and he actually got it?!

Why is this okay?

Not only Wang Song was shocked, but even netizens were stunned, they really didn't expect to be able to play like this.

[Wrong way of persuasion: You have no results. The right way to persuade: This man will restrain you. 】

[Nima, this is a scam, right?! It can only be said that Chinese culture is broad and profound, and word games can be regarded as making you understand]

[Fortune telling, a kind of euphemistic advice that is more suitable for the physique of Chinese babies, the effect is immediate, and the child is not bullied]

In addition to being shocked, some netizens were more sober and immediately pointed out the problem.

[So...... Bai Qiuwu still didn't show her skills, she herself admitted that she was deceiving people, a ghost of metaphysics, and those things before were really fake, right? 】

Those who see this also include Wang Song.

Wang Song's thoughts turned so fast, after all, he was engaged in new media, and immediately pointed out the problem.

"You treat the symptoms but not the root cause, she is now fooled by you, what if Wu Li continues to pursue and she regrets it?"

The more Wang Song said, the more he felt that there was such a possibility, and he couldn't help but be anxious: "Or when she comes back to her senses and finds that you are fooling her, isn't it over?" ”

Bai Qiuwu thought for a while: "It's not impossible. ”

Wang Song: "Yes! ”

"Then let's talk about it if there is something, and I will give you an after-sales package."

Wang Song: "? ”

Wang Song was speechless, and was about to theorize again, when he heard the little cousin's voice suddenly raised.

"No, you can't! I said it was for your own good, why didn't you listen to me, you are in prison this time, what will you do next time? ”

Bai Qiuwu and Wang Song turned around at the same time, and saw that Xiao Yue's eyes were red, and her excited voice was crying.

The other party didn't know what to say, so he saw the little girl's tears coming out of her eyes directly, and her voice was louder.

"No, I can't hurt you, I can't accept that you have an accident anymore, we have no fate, I will definitely renew my relationship with you in the next life!"

Seeing this, Bai Qiuwu held his chin and said thoughtfully: "Your sister is quite persuasive." ”

Wang Song: "......"

The main thing is that no one is as persuasive as you.

Wang Song and the netizens were drunk, and before they could say anything, they heard a sudden change of topic over there.

"What master? It's the Bai Qiuwu in the entertainment industry, what she told me, fake? How can it be fake, people are particularly accurate! ”

Xiao Yue looked serious, but Wu Li on the other side was almost crazy.

He couldn't figure out why this was happening.

Wu Li's appearance is good, and the character design in the entertainment industry is also likable, although it is rumored that he plays with flowers, there are still many girls who are willing to associate with him.

Especially some amateurs who are not famous.

And among these people, Bai Qiuwu is the most beautiful and stupid, brainless and greedy, and he is the one who is pinched to death.

And Xiaoyue is the most worry-free for him, after all, such a girl with a love brain is rare in the world, obviously has a good background and a prominent family background, but she has a strong tendon, what he says is what he says, and he is very easy to deceive.

This time the car overturned, if it weren't for Xiaoyue, his medical parole would not have been approved so easily, and it had already overturned like this, this Xiaoyue still didn't give up, saying that he would accompany him to get through the difficulties.

Except for the shit luck, Wu Li couldn't think of any other description.

But who will tell him now, why would the stupidest Bai Qiuwu tell Xiaoyue's fortune, and he also calculated that the two of them did not agree and had to break up to keep safe?

I'm afraid that saying such an outrageous reason is not going to make people laugh out of their big teeth?!

But this Xiaoyue actually believed it, yes, such an outrageous thing, she actually believed it, and really came to break up with him.

For the first time, Wu Li experienced the feelings of her family when Xiaoyue quarreled with her family for him.

I'm afraid this girl doesn't have a problem with her brain, she's so stupid.

But now that there are people who are begging others, they can't talk about it seriously, otherwise they will lose money and money.

Wu Li could only suppress the fire and patiently persuade: "These are feudal superstitions, they can't be true." ”

"No, you're in trouble now, it's because we are both fighting each other, otherwise why would you have an accident?"

Wu Li: "......"

Of course, I had an accident because I broke the law, and this has something to do with Xiangke?

But this can't be said, Wu Li was almost suffocated.

In the end, he could only say: "Is Bai Qiuwu by your side now, I want to talk to her." ”

Xiao Yue is not easy to persuade now, but Bai Qiuwu is so stupid, isn't it that he can solve it with a few casual words?

Xiao Yue looked at Bai Qiuwu hesitantly and asked, "He wants to talk to you, do you want to talk?" ”

Bai Qiuwu was stunned for a moment, and pointed at himself suspiciously.

Seeing that Xiao Yue nodded in confirmation, she thought for a while and said, "Yes." ”

She still wants to meet the "underground boyfriend" of the original owner, you must know that this is the culprit who killed the original owner.

When the phone was in his hand, before Bai Qiuwu could speak, Wang Song quickly turned on the speakerphone.

Bai Qiuwu was helpless, but he didn't object, and said: "Hey? ”

Wu Li's voice was impatient: "What the hell are you doing?" When will you be a fortune teller? ”

Bai Qiuwu thought for a while and replied truthfully: "I just met a few days ago." ”

Wu Li: "Are you sick?" Are you taking revenge on me? ”

Bai Qiuwu issued a kind reminder: "I'm on the hands-free. ”

Wu Li: "......"

Wu Li was instantly dumbfounded, and he had nothing to say.

Wu Li took a deep breath and said in a relaxed tone as much as possible, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"That's it, I learned fortune-telling and can help people make wishes, someone made a wish for me to help Xiaoyue, and I'm here."

Silence, and a long silence, Wu Li's silence was deafening.

"Someone made a wish, so you're here?" His rhetorical questions were full of disbelief.

Bai Qiuwu: "Yes." ”

Wu Li exhausted his life's cultivation, so he didn't spit directly into dirt, he used all his sarcasm, yin and yang weird said.

"How to make a wish, can I make a wish? I want to do that, too. ”

Bai Qiuwu: "Then it depends on what wishes, you talk about it first." ”

Wang Song suddenly showed a disdainful expression, and all netizens, including her, thought that Wu Li was going to break up, so they heard him say.

"I want to go to jail, can you?"

That tone was really a lot of sarcasm, and it felt very underwhelming.

Everyone can hear that he is yin and yang, and they all roll their eyes wildly.

What's the point, it's still delusional.

As a result, everyone heard Bai Qiuwu's voice happily agreeing in the next second.

"Okay, I accept your wish."

Wu Li: "? ”

Wang Song Xiaoyue: "?? ”

All netizens who eat melons online: "??? ”

What's that? Zundu fake capital? Is this a joke?