Chapter 39: God-level taunt
Bai Qiuwu didn't feel like he was demolishing his own platform.
She just told the truth, and sincerity is the nirvana of everything.
The old lady's wish, although it was not specifically stated, but the specific description of the obsession was a long-term hot seller.
Bai Qiuwu agreed to this condition, not that someone bought a few melons because of novelty, and the sales volume surged for a while, and then there was no follow-up.
Others may not know the twists and turns in this, but Bai Qiuwu knows very well that this kind of temporary increase in sales does not count.
So she told the truth.
So netizens blew up.
This really can't blame them for being too easy to blow up, it's really Bai Qiuwu who doesn't play cards according to the routine, who is a good person who deceives people and doesn't hide it at all.
[Although I know that you are a gangster, and I know that what you say is a lie, can you have a little self-cultivation as a liar? Can you put on a little bit of a show and pretend to be a little bit of a pretend, it's really hard for you to make people like this]
[On Bai Qiuwu's contradictory words, he promised to help others realize his wishes, but he didn't know how to realize it, playing word games and dismantling his own platform, is this really stupid or pretending to be stupid? 】
[So the current situation is that the man's porcelain grandmother was caught by the grandmother, and then he wanted to empty all the melons in one go? 】
……
Bai Qiuwu held his mobile phone while watching the live broadcast screen over there, and from time to time he would look up and glance at the barrage on his side.
She saw those who questioned herself directly when she didn't see it, and she didn't pay attention to it, and she was still very interested in sorting out those who asked questions sincerely or concentrated on eating melons.
"I feel like, that man feels very good in dress, why did he touch porcelain?" Bai Qiuwu gossiped while picking up the melon next to him.
Thanks to the original owner soaking in the big dye vat of the entertainment industry all day long, after Bai Qiuwu gained the memory of the original owner, he has dabbled in many high-end brands.
As for the suit on the middle-aged man in the video, it is several Ws on visual inspection, it is a certain brand of haute couture, and the watch on the wrist seems to be a well-known brand, and the price is expensive.
With this dress, the value should not be bad, at least it has to be a social elite to start, how could such a man touch an old lady who sells watermelons?
It's greasy!
[It looks like I've drunk too much.,It shouldn't be touching porcelain.,Although it looks like it.,But I feel like that the man doesn't look like a person who can touch porcelain]
[Damn, the watch in his hand is real or fake? Do you understand, if it's true, at least hundreds of thousands, how can such a person touch porcelain? At first glance, it's not.]
[He must have drunk too much, you see that his feet are fluttering, and his face is very red, this looks like a drunk]
Bai Qiuwu also thought so, because the man was quite drunk, but the old lady didn't care if he was drunk or what, she wouldn't let her go if she broke the melon.
The man also felt dizzy in his head, although he couldn't hear what he was saying, his mouth kept moving, and his expression was quite sincere, he should be apologizing?
Wait, why is this man still crying while talking? What the hell is this talking about?
Netizens were so curious, Bai Qiuwu was also curious, and backhanded a gift to the person in the live broadcast room, and hurried downstairs with a text to listen to the voice.
The anchor was quite surprised to receive the gift, and thanked him when he opened his mouth: "Okay, I'll go downstairs now, don't worry, I will definitely lead you to expose the scam of Bai Qiuwu's magic stick!" ”
"By the way, thank you Bai Qiu...... Uh, the gift. ”
The embarrassment of the anchor's expression was so obvious that netizens laughed, but Bai Qiuwu didn't care at all about this person saying bad things about himself, but instead typed and urged.
[Actor Bai Qiuwu v: Hurry up and go downstairs, you can't hear it if you're late]
The anchor: "......"
Does this person know if he is here to fight fakes? How can this still be urged?
Inexplicable, scratching your head.
However, the anchor obviously had no reason to refuse, and he quickly went downstairs, and as he approached, the people in the live broadcast room could finally hear the man's cry.
"Grandma, I'm miserable, my girlfriend dumped me, my life is as miserable as your melon!"
The man cried so loudly that Grandma was obviously annoyed and kept repeating: "You trampled on my melon and lost money!" ”
It's a pity that the drunkard can't understand people, and the middle-aged man just didn't hear it, he knelt on the ground and hugged the old lady's thigh, crying and howling.
"Money money money, why does she want money so much, that man is 20 years older than her! Isn't it just richer than me, and I'm not bad! ”
Just a few sentences can already make up a big drama in the brain, netizens can't eat melons deliciously, and Bai Qiuwu is also very energetic when he watches it.
The grandma seemed to be entangled and had no choice, and she said "I don't want you to lose money, you can go quickly", but the man didn't hear it, and started calling mom directly.
Then there was really no way, the old lady took out his mobile phone from the man's arms, unlocked it with the man's finger, and then pulled it and made a call to go out.
"Hello? Do you know the owner of this phone? He's drunk too much and going crazy, can you take people away? Well, I'm on XX Street. ”
After a short exchange, the old lady hung up the phone, and then looked at the man who was holding her leg and crying with a speechless face.
Netizens are about to burst into laughter.
Bai Qiuwu was also laughing, it was just an oolong for a long time, and the old lady said that this melon should not lose money, and it is estimated that she will not get any money.
So the anchor went home, and everyone didn't pay attention anymore, after all, the drunk guy talked upside down, and it was good to watch it fresh, but it was boring to watch it all the time.
So much so that everyone didn't pay attention to the follow-up, such as when the drunk left and who would pick him up.
It wasn't until the old lady was gone that the anchor found out.
"Maybe I'm in a bad mood because of this, so I'll go home." So says the anchor.
Everyone agreed, and then said that they almost thought that their wish could really come true, but it turned out to be just a misunderstanding, and then they continued to despise Bai Qiuwu together.
However, what no one knew was that the old lady had never appeared since she disappeared, and that night, a small post suddenly appeared on Weibo.
At first, no one paid attention to it, until two days later, when someone was curious about searching for watermelons, they suddenly found a strange thing, and then the heat gradually increased.
At that time, Bai Qiuwu's black fans were still chasing her ass and scolding, and her mouth was yin and yang, everything has been a few days, why hasn't it come to fruition? Are you a charlatan or something?
Some people even said that the old lady was disheartened and stopped selling melons, and there was an inseparable relationship with Bai Qiuwu's painting of the pie and not realizing it.
Until a certain entry completely became popular and came into people's sight.
#无糖西瓜, replenish water, a must-have for weight loss! If it's sweet you hit me! #
Some netizens who suddenly felt that something was wrong hesitated and reached out to click in, and saw a familiar old lady sitting in a gym with a smile on her face.
And the content of the title was written on the sign, hung in front of the watermelon cart, and then a bunch of fitness men and women in front of them were queuing up to buy, and business was very hot.
Netizens: "? ”
At this moment, Bai Qiuwu, who had never said anything, suddenly appeared, forwarded the post and wrote: Business is really good, what do you think? .jpg smile
Netizens: "......"
It's a taunt, right?
It must be a mockery!