Chapter Twenty-Six: Tricks
"Okay, then you come out first, and I'll make it clear to you." After a moment of silence, he walked outside the door and beckoned.
"Brothers, let's go, see what this kid is up to."
"Seal the gate of the courtyard outside, don't give him a chance to run."
At this time, Erhu also greeted the many brothers in the house, and suddenly, these people followed Erhu and walked outside.
When Liu Xiulan saw this battle, she immediately knew that it was not good, and hurriedly followed her outside.
"Lu Hao! Lu Hao, run away! Hao'er, you don't want to fight with them! You can't beat it, my child! ”
She was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, but she was stopped in the house by a few second-rate people, and she couldn't even get out of the door.
"Alright, you say, are you going to keep a hand, or are you going to keep going hard?" Erhu pulled out a one-dollar purple lighter from his waist and lit it.
He took a puff of his cigarette, and the expression on his face was quite contemptuous and disdainful.
"I'm telling you, it's right to have debts, but you shouldn't, you shouldn't, chase me to my house and threaten my mother."
"This thing disgusts me, you know?"
Just as Lu Hao's words fell, Lu Hao's hands also trembled.
"Ahh With a miserable scream from the two tigers.
Lu Hao's silver needle also hit his feces hole accurately.
"You!" As soon as Erhu felt a feeling of discomfort near his anus, he was about to break Lu Hao's hand.
Unexpectedly, in this second, his crotch was already dyed yellow.
"Poof! Laugh at! Burst! A series of explosions came out of the crotch of the two tigers.
Immediately afterwards, a burst of stench made many of the younger brothers who were very respectful of the two tigers and horses on weekdays cover their noses tightly.
"Brother Tiger, you, what did you eat yesterday? Is there garlic? This smell is really ......" Behind the second tiger, a little brother couldn't help but say out loud.
"Ahh Erhu didn't care about answering, he blushed and covered his hands near his buttocks, his face turned purple.
This time, it was not only the old men in the past who followed him to ask for accounts, but also some newcomers, as well as some little sisters who had just joined the Erhu gang.
The second tiger is planning to use Lu Hao's hand to establish his authority, so that these descendants know that they know how powerful they are.
But I didn't expect it, so I pulled my pants first.
"What! How can't you stop! I didn't eat anything in the morning! Erhu covered his pants, his face was ugly.
"Quick, give me some paper, do you have any paper." Erhu asked the younger brothers behind him and asked for some paper.
Immediately after, he rushed to the toilet in Lu Hao's house.
"What's wrong? Do you want to go to the toilet? The toilet door was just locked by me. Lu Hao sneered, when he entered the courtyard, he had already made full preparations.
"You! You shit! Erhu pointed at Lu Hao and scolded, and wanted to go outside the yard, ready to go to the field, or the toilet nearby.
Unexpectedly, halfway through, Lu Hao tripped directly on the ground by his feet.
"Poof!" In the crotch of Erhu's pants, there was another explosion, and this time, everyone present accurately saw the big puddle of dark yellow and black things on the buttocks of Erhu's pants.
"What the hell are you, are you the hell, I'm not done with you, I'll kill you!" The second tiger didn't care so much at this time, got up, and kicked Lu Hao is foot.
But Lu Hao had already calculated his movements, and the moment he got up, he hooked his other supporting foot with his foot.
"Bang!" Erhu fell to the ground again.
Lu Hao sneered: "Why do you think I called you out?" If you don't come out, what if you pull in our house? This yard is full of loess, and there are a lot of flowers, just so that you can produce fertilizer. ”
"You! How do you do it! Erhu was shocked, he didn't find Lu Hao's methods at all.
"Hmph, why should I tell you? People like you don't deserve to talk to me. Lu Hao said.
These two tigers were together with the village chief's son Zhou Run, and together with Sun Wenguo, they occupied the land in the village and the houses of some honest farmers.
He can't be punished too much.
At this time, some younger brothers around hurriedly came up, handed the paper to Erhu, and said, "Brother Tiger, otherwise, let's forget it today." ”
"Count yourself on it, I'm down, won't you get on?" Erhu suddenly became anxious.
He waved his hand, "You're going to kill him for me!" I'll take care of it. ”
Suddenly, these little brothers under him all rushed up, ready to make a move on Lu Hao.
At this time, Lu Hao took the lead in grabbing one of the yellow hairs who was closest to him and tried to use a knife on him.
"Click!" Bang.
Lu Hao also directly dislocated his shoulder, and with a scream, the yellow hair knelt in front of Lu Hao.
"Ahh
Lu Hao pinched his four fingers with one hand.
"You still dare to use a knife on me? Do you want your four fingers anymore? Lu Hao's face showed a touch of indifference.
"Don't dare! Don't dare! Please, big brother, let me go, I'm so hurting to death! Huang Mao knelt down and begged Lu Hao for mercy.
Lu Hao pushed him out and fell to the ground: "Do evil, don't learn and don't know, follow the hooligan of Erhu, what way out?" Punish you to go back and reflect for the night, and come to me this time tomorrow, and I will give you an arm. ”
"Also." Lu Hao's gaze swept the audience.
"Try if you dare to, if you want to be like him! Or worse than him! Lu Hao stepped forward and put his hands behind his back.
Suddenly, a terrifying momentum was emanated.
These little hooligans and gangsters present didn't dare to do anything when they saw that Lu Hao was so confident, and that his good brother had just been cleaned up.
Besides, their eldest two tigers are now kneeling on the ground with their stomachs covered, crying so hard that the dragons have no leader, how can they still have fighting spirit at all?
"Get out of here, don't let me see you again." Lu Hao clapped his hands and said.
Suddenly, these sisters and brothers were so frightened that they all dropped the steel knives, nunchucks and other things in their hands, and ran outside the courtyard in a puff of smoke.
Lu Hao looked at the foul-smelling Erhu on the ground, and grabbed Huang Mao again, "Wash off all these things he got out, do you hear?" Two hours later, I can still smell it, and I'll take your arm off. ”
Lu Hao said viciously.
"Yes, yes, I see." Huang Mao nodded seriously and said.
"Alright, hurry up and clean up." Lu Hao glanced at the ground and turned around to comfort his mother.
At this moment, Zhao Cuihua's voice suddenly came from outside the door.
"Oh no! Lu Hao! Quick, come to the village health center, say that a person is dying, and the people from the village health center can't transport it out, I wonder if you can help......"