Chapter 172: Overboard
"Hey, can you grow your brains? Slide down like you, and we'll be last in no time. Wang Li watched Xiaowen paddling with the oars for a while, but instead of giving the little wooden boat the power to move forward, he retreated a lot, and said angrily.
Xiaowen glared at Wang Li, and she couldn't say anything about her suffering. It's her first time rowing, how can she know so many doorways?
"You hold the oars and push backwards and forwards. It's not you, it's backwards and forwards......"
"Let's do it again, gently ......"
Wang Li taught twice, and found that instead of moving forward, the boat was retreating, and his forehead was suddenly covered with black lines.
"It's dumber than a pig." Seeing that his group was about to become the penultimate one, Wang Li muttered.
"What did you say?" Although Xiaowen has been rowing, she has been pricking up her ears to listen to Wang Lixun's words, and when she saw that he actually said that he was stupider than a pig, her little face was flushed. After a long time, he spit out a sentence: "Miss Ben is a little smarter than a pig, okay?" ”
Wang Li's eyes widened and he looked at Xiaowen in disbelief.
Eldest sister! Don't tease me.
How smart the pig is, how stupid you are.
You see, if I hadn't paddled, Nima would still be walking backwards.
Xiaowen looked at Wang Li with a painful face, and was so anxious that she was about to cry.
She also wanted the oars in her hand to be obedient, and she didn't want Wang Li to look down on her. But the oars were stiff in her hands, and no matter how hard she tried, she could not add impetus to the little wooden boat.
"Yo, Xiaowen didn't expect you to be so righteous. They even stayed and waited for us. When Huang Lei passed by Wang Li and them, he found that they were still in place, with a mocking look on his face.
Sample, I can't even row the boat, and I dare to compete with me.
Looking at Huang Lei's smug face, Wang Li said angrily: "You think I want to stop and wait for you." Haven't you heard that you're not afraid of god-like teammates, but you're afraid of pig-like teammates...... No, my teammates are a little smarter than pigs. ”
"You are not allowed to call me a pig." Xiaowen raised the oar in her hand at Wang Li, and said with a vicious look.
"Okay. I won't call you a pig teammate anymore. Wang Li watched his group fall farther and farther away, and said with a wry smile: "Second senior brother, hurry up and row." ”
"Who is the second senior brother?" Xiaowen blinked and asked curiously.
"Zhu Bajie."
“......”
Xiaowen hated so much that she said that she was not allowed to scold herself for being a pig. But this guy is still scolding himself in a roundabout way, it's so hateful!
She bared her teeth, if she wasn't still on the boat now, it wasn't necessary that Xiaowen would directly 'fight three hundred rounds' with Wang Li.
The green shadow is sufficient, and the lake surface is clear. But Xiaowen's mood did not fit this artistic conception at all, and under Wang Li's repeated training, she finally barely mastered the small skills of rowing. But when she came back to her senses, she found that the other three groups were already dozens of meters away.
Seeing Wang Li's leisurely appearance, Xiaowen was furious at that time.
"Hey, can you paddle faster." Xiaowen stopped what she was doing, pointed to Huang Mei at the front and said, "Look at the fact that Sister Huang Mei can get the first place without paddling, why did I become the penultimate after I paddled with you." ”
"That's because you're stupid." Wang Li said angrily. "This kind of thing requires the cooperation of two people, what is the use of me working alone."
"How many times have I warned you, and you have allowed you to call me stupid." Xiaowen threatened with her teeth and claws.
"Good, good, good. I don't call you stupid, it's better to say you're smarter than a pig. Wang Li said with a smile.
It is estimated that only a little girl like Xiaowen will say that she is a little smarter than a pig.
"Ahhh.....h ”
"Don't forget, the last group to reach their destination will be punished." Wang Li reminded and said: "Look at this posture, it should be Huangmei's group that won the first place." Think about it, with Huangmei's eccentric personality, what kind of bizarre punishment will he propose. ”
Sure enough, hearing Wang Li's reminder, Xiaowen's face turned pale.
"It's not fair, it's not fair at all." The more Xiaowen thought about it, the more unconvinced she became, and shouted: "Why can Sister Huangmei sit back and enjoy it, I have to row with you, and I have to be the first-to-last." ”
Wang Li saw Xiaowen's crazy appearance, and said with a smile: "Because people are attractive." ”
"What do you mean?" Xiaowen's eyes widened and she looked at Wang Li with an angry expression, and asked, "You mean to say that I'm no longer attractive?" ”
Wang Li glanced at Xiaowen carefully, and finally his eyes fell on the pair of slightly raised parts of her somewhere, nodded and said, "No." ”
Call......
Xiaowen's nose blew a hot breath, she was now like an angry heifer, eager to kick the eyeless guy in front of her into the lake.
Don't have the charm yourself?
Hum!
Do you know how many people looked at Miss Ben when she was in the hospital? Do you know that as long as Miss Ben beckons casually, the person who pursues Miss Ben can drown you with a mouthful of foam?
Xiaowen stared at Wang Li with her eyes, and said angrily: "Is it possible to blame me for Miss Ben's lack of charm?" ”
Don't blame you, do you blame me?
Wang Li looked at Xiaowen with some amusement, not knowing why she had such an idea.
As if sensing the doubts in Wang Li's heart, Xiaowen said with cold eyes: "I'm small here, and you can't blame me, this is innate, born to understand?" ”
"It's only born not to work hard." Wang Li muttered quietly.
"You mean Miss Ben deserves to be so young." Xiaowen squinted her eyes and asked.
"That's what it was." Wang Li muttered, but the voice was not loud or small, and it happened to be heard by Xiaowen.
"Wang Li, Miss Ben fought with you."
"Hey, don't mess around. It's on the ship...... Damn, you don't want to die. ”
Women's desire for beauty can't be underestimated, especially a young girl like Xiaowen.
Hearing Wang Li's words, Xiaowen felt that her blood was surging, and her body was full of explosive energy. If she didn't vent, she would have been suffocated before she paddled to the shore.
So, she picked up the oars and slapped them at Wang Li. Looking at that look, it seems that he wants to take a picture of Wang Li from the small wooden boat.
Of course, Wang Li couldn't sit still, and he held the oars in his hand in front of him. Just hear a 'bang', and the two wooden oars make a crisp sound.
And the huge anti-shock force made the small wooden boat under them shake for a while.
Xiaowen missed the blow, and there was not the slightest look of discouragement on her face.
She raised her hand. The oar slapped down from top to bottom at a tricky angle, directly towards Wang Li's head.
"Mad woman." Seeing this, Wang Li scolded secretly. Then raise the oar and place it horizontally on your head.
As soon as he put it down, the oars in Xiaowen's hand fell down with a "rubbing". "Huh! Xiaowen, what are they doing? It looks like it's fun. Huang Mei, who put her two feet outside, turned her head and happened to see the thrilling scene, and said with a smile.
Li Dazhuang, who was rowing the oars, heard Huang Mei's voice, and couldn't help but look back, and his eyes suddenly widened.
These two guys actually fought on the lake? Others also noticed, and some of them discouraged.
However, Wang Li and Xiaowen are fighting 'fiercely', so how can they ignore them.
said that it was a battle, but in fact, Xiaowen took the oar and slapped it violently, while Wang Liguang defended and did not attack.
"Hey, I warn you, if you don't stop, be careful that I'm not being kind to you..... Hiss. Before Wang Li finished speaking, Xiaowen found an opportunity and patted him on the shoulder. Immediately, Wang Li grinned in pain.
"Even yes." Seeing that she finally hit Wang Li, Xiaowen couldn't help but cheer.
I'll be your uncle!
Wang Li was in pain, and there was a little girl opposite. Tightened the hand that held the oar, and the backhand was just like that. Xiaowen, who was happy, felt a pat on her little head, and suddenly there were tears in her eyes.
"How dare you hit me on the head."
"You're hitting me on the shoulder."
"I'm a woman, why are you hitting me?"
"Who says that a man can't beat a woman? Your actions have seriously jeopardized my physical and mental health. So from now on, I have the right to fight back. ”
“......”
This old hat from the countryside is not reasonable at all.
Xiaowen touched the place where she had been knocked by Wang Li just now, and her eyes were full of tears. This guy is simply too hateful, and he can even do it to a super invincible young girl like himself.
"Wang Li."
"What?"
"Miss Ben, I'm going to die with you today."
Xiaowen unfastened the seat belt tied to her body and stood up. This way she attacks a little harder.
"Hey, don't mess around." Wang Li was startled when he saw Xiaowen's movements, and then hurriedly unfastened the seat belt on his body, ready to catch her.
But Xiaowen mistakenly thought that he was going to play 'hand-to-hand combat' with him, so the oar in his hand swept like this, and it happened to hit Wang Li's body.
One second, two seconds......
Gradually, Xiaowen realized that something was wrong, why the boat was shaking more and more.
"Hurry up and get down." Wang Li knew that this was because of the violent movements of the two of them, which made the small wooden boat shake.
Before Xiaowen could figure out why Wang Li let herself squat, she suddenly felt her body sway at about sixty-five degrees. As the shaking became more and more violent, Xiaowen found that her feet were unstable.
Bang!
Finally, as the swing became bigger and bigger, Xiaowen's body tilted and fell towards the lake. After lacking a balance of one person, Wang Li couldn't stand firm on the boat, and fell down.