As soon as his sophomore year began, Qi Ji decided to buy a house of his own, he was really fed up with the empty home that was full of his parents' breath. With his parents' pension, he almost didn't think much about it, he settled on a three-bedroom and two-hall house near the school, the dormitory was not bad, but the care of his roommates intentionally or unintentionally made him feel different from others, a third-rate university, a room for eight people, every night after the lights went out at half past eleven o'clock for a long time, there were often disgraceful situations because of disturbing others' rest, Qi Ji every time he was ready to go to bed, he didn't have to remind everyone to silence, he felt that this was also a kind of disturbance, So when the house was renovated, I couldn't wait to move out.

At half past two in the afternoon, JAVA's course is set in the three-step classroom, which is a big class for several classes at the same time, all the homework is sent to the teacher's mailbox by email in advance, not surprisingly, Qi Ji's homework is used as a model to explain in class, after the explanation, the teacher simply asked Qi Ji to go to the podium to correct and evaluate the homework of other students, and he sat aside to concentrate on drinking tea. In the randomly opened homework, Qi Ji corrected more or less problems, classified and summarized several problems that appeared in the concentration, and the same several excellent homework was also logically optimized, so that the students who had also studied for two years admired it, and even the teacher who was drinking tea couldn't help but nod his head again and again. When I was about to get out of class, I happened to click on Lin Xiaorou's homework, which was originally a scumbag who was originally aspiring to be a broadcaster and host, but his brain was short-circuited and finally learned information management, so the homework was a mess. Qi Ji's assessment is also objective: "It would be nice if we explained the assignment at the beginning, even if it was intentional, it would be very difficult to be so broad in terms of the coverage of errors." Qi Ji listed a few points: "I have explained these problems just now, I will not repeat them, let's highlight and discuss this statement, you see, on the surface, there is no problem, but if we assign a to 10, although the compiler can also compile normally but it will report an error when executing, although other students have not exposed this problem this time, there is no guarantee that you can avoid it in the future, this is also a more common logical problem, because a."

There was a sudden voice at the bottom: "yes, I didn't even realize it was a problem." "No, how did he come up with such an extreme example?"

The teacher looked at his watch, the time was almost up, stood up and said: "I really live to learn all the time, I may not be inferior to Qi Ji in terms of professionalism, but in terms of answering questions and solving doubts, I really have something to learn from Qi Ji." Overall, I am still satisfied with this homework, most of the students can complete the project with the help of teachers and classmates, and a few students still need to continue to work hard. ”

Qi Ji returned to his seat, Lin Xiaohuan pounced on Qi Ji and grabbed his neck and said viciously: "It's too much, buddy, dare to ridicule me, I have to strangle you!" Everyone burst into laughter, and the teacher said nonchalantly, "Retaliation is not allowed!" "Bell bell, class bell rang, and a class ended in the joy of the classmates.

On the way back to the dormitory, several classmates discussed going to the Internet café and asked Qi Ji: "Qi Donkey, do you want to go to the Internet café, at the end of the season, let's score points together!" "About the title of Qi donkey, it really expresses the deep love and hatred of the students' thoughts and feelings, because Qi Ji not only learns to ride a unique horse, but also is proficient in games, the most annoying thing is that he is a rare opponent in sprinting and table tennis, and people who know him can't help but admire, that is an animal! And because Qi Ji has a horse in his name, the title of Qi Donkey comes and goes. Qi Ji wanted to take advantage of the weekend to improve the articles on the forum, but the expectant eyes of the students could only say: "Why don't you go to my house, we can play with the computer whenever we want, the Internet café is too expensive." ”

A few people looked at each other, although there were no comfortable seats in the Internet café at home, but fortunately, it was more free and there was no Internet fee, of course everyone was willing, Yang Hao nodded first: "It's okay." ”

At the school gate, Qi Ji said to his brothers: "You all know my family, I will send the password to Yang Hao's mobile phone in a while, you go first, I will buy some ready-made wine and food, let's just drink some in the evening." ”

Zhang You said considerately: "Don't be too extravagant, just a few catties of sea crabs and shrimp crawlers and other shelled ones, the requirements are not high." ”

Qi Ji scolded: "you, it's still in the shell, it's enough to don't give you two catties of melon seeds." ”

A few people left in a hurry, Qi Ji went to the market to buy some duck neck kelp silk, bought some flatbread beer, brought two boxes of cigarettes to the smoker, and finally really bought two catties of melon seeds, and dealt with it with a simple meal.

Qi Ji's house, a few buddies were chatting about the beginning of school and didn't know each other at that time, Liu Yang said in a colorful voice: "At that time, I was stunned as soon as I entered our dormitory, good guy, Wang Shuo's stupid fork was bare-chested, the left green dragon and the right white tiger, and the back was tattooed with a whole open eye Guan Gong, who was breaking his arms at the door, I didn't dare to breathe at the time, and he glanced at me when he passed by, and I was really afraid that he would give me a stick." ”

Everyone couldn't be happy, Wang Shuo said angrily: "Then you have to find Yang Le, the tattoo paper is arranged by him." ”

Liu Yang continued: "How did I know that it was tattoo paper, and Xu Wenxiang's big fool Boyi, who took the tin foil to scald the milk powder there, and rolled his eyes while sucking it after the ironing, and when he saw me, he convulsed and said, "Brother?" Damn, do you know how I felt at the time, I thought I was in the underworld. “

Zhao Qian explained: "It was choking on cigarettes, he said that he couldn't help but want to be happy at the time, and choked his nose with cigarettes, and he took a big puff at once, and he was about to smoke the whole cigarette." “

Zhang You's scene reproduced and said: "Ah, I taught you at that time." He shouted to the side: "Drama!" Zhang Haochen looked left and right, felt in his pocket and handed over a cigarette. Zhang You took out a lighter and said: "Let me tell you, the expression of that stupid fork almost made me spray at that time, I was on the edge of the windowsill, and the expressions of several people were in full view, and I couldn't hold it back." ”

As he spoke, he imitated it, shivering like a fairy and roasting the smoke on the fire, and then put it under his nose and sniffed it meaningfully, and someone on the side corrected: "It's not milk powder scalded with tin foil!" Zhang You scolded: "It's not that the drama is not powerful, where to find tin foil milk powder." ”

Yang Le took tin foil and salt from the kitchen: "This is good, this is good, this is not smoking." ”

Zhang You imitated it vividly, and the seven directors on the side made various corrections, Zhang You sniffed the salt on the tin foil and suddenly rolled his eyes, and asked Liu Yang cheaply: "Brother?" "Everyone is not happy, Zhao Gan took a piece of tin foil and said while dividing the salt: "He didn't learn the essence, how can he be so cheap, look at me......" Several people were having seizures, Lin Xiaohuan pushed the door and came in: "Qi Ji, you bastard, hurt me ......" Look at the tin foil on the table, and then look at the white powder on the table, lighter: "You ......"

Yang Le hurriedly grabbed Lin Xiaohuan: "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, we're performing a sitcom." ”

Lin Xiaohuan looked at the white powder on the table, and Yang Le quickly pinched a little: "Salt, it's really salt, I don't believe you taste it." ”

Lin Xiaohuan hurriedly shook his head.

Liu Yang continued: "At that time, Zhang Youcai was doing it, on the windowsill, holding a mosquito coil and worshipping something, I took a closer look, Madedo Doraemon. ”

Zhang You glanced at Yang Le: "That's up to the director, the props are not ready." ”

Yang Le shook the pot and said: "It's good to have Doraemon, that's still the piggy bank I borrowed from next door, apples, oranges and bananas are also borrowed, and the kid next door now sees me and asks me to return his bananas." “

Lin Xiaohuan glanced at a few people: "Boring! "Turned around and went to Qi Ji's room.

A few people whispered: "Why is she here, isn't she the one who manages information?" ”

Yang Le explained: "Lin Xiaohuan is from the same high school as Qi Donkey. ”

Zhang Youyou gossiped and asked, "Did they live together?" ”

Yang Le said: "No, she doesn't have a partner, the school basketball team." ”