This pork is the meat of the lowly kind, and the slaves refuse to eat it.

How can the people be fed, and the people must not rebel?

The smell is disgusting to listen to, how can you eat it.

All the ministers are panicked and have a headache, is this Your Majesty really dizzy? What do you think? Say this kind of ridiculous thing that even a three-year-old naughty boy can't say.

"Your Majesty won't be stupid because of me, he wants to punish me for beating me and scolding me, my old cow has admitted it, he can't talk nonsense like this."

Niu Jinda muttered to himself, very scared in his heart, regretting that he should not have slaughtered the oxen, it was over, His Majesty was angry and stupid.

"Your Majesty, are you really confused by them? Wei Zheng is a person who usually likes to pick bones in eggs. Your Majesty must have been scolded for being stupid now. It's really good to squirt. ”

"Wei Zheng is really hateful."

"Wei Zheng, Wei Zheng, why do you have so many mouths?" Even Li Ji, who has always been the gentleest, couldn't help but complain.

"Old Wei, did you scold Your Majesty too much, why don't you know how to restrain yourself." Du Ruhui complained with a headache.

"Did you tell Your Majesty in private that you couldn't do this? Niu Jinda, you tell me first, okay? Fang Xuanling also pretended to join the spit camp.

"Jinda, you said that you are too, how can you eat it so much, is it possible that one day you will kill all the cattle of the Tang Dynasty?"

The eldest grandson Wuji also pretended to know nothing and complained.

Wei Zheng regretted it.

Why don't you play your cards according to common sense, shouldn't you be a calf protector, and then praise me for two straight ministers, righteous ministers?

Why do you dare to blow it so much now, and you want everyone to eat pork, is pork for people to eat?

Who would dare to eat it??

Aren't you going to be a Mingjun? You're just giving us this pork now, what's going on?

Anyway, if you really dare to let us eat pork, I, Wei Zheng, will scold you, scold you desperately, scold you vigorously, see what you do!!

Do you still want me Wei Zheng, the first troll in Datang, and the first minister in Datang to pat you on the back? Bow your head? There are no doors.

Anyway, you blew this cow out by yourself, did I force you?

At noon, the ministers were full of sadness on their faces, and it was a great honor to be able to have a luncheon in the palace, and it was a matter of grace.

Either it is a major festival, or what kind of celebration banquet, there will be so, after all, the palace banquet is carefully prepared delicacies and delicacies, the ministers will be hungry in advance, waiting to turn around and open up to eat, everyone is very happy, excited and looking forward to it.

But the palace banquet to be eaten today made them feel an indescribable sadness and sadness, as if they were forced to eat with a knife, and they all pulled their faces one by one, as if someone was holding their millions of money.

Especially those ministers who had eaten pork out of curiosity or desperation, one by one they found various reasons to ask Li Shimin for leave.

But Li Shimin said, okay, if you don't come at noon today, then you won't use it in the future, and you will never come.

As soon as this sentence came out, no one dared to leave, all thinking about ways to see how they could avoid eating pork for a while, and some people were thinking in distress, Your Majesty, what is wrong?

Why did you say such a thing?

Li Ji, Qin Qiong, Du Ruhui and other old ministers from the Qin Palace, are also thinking about how to give Li Shimin a round, on the other hand, the two people at the peak of the court's ministers - the eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling, but they are leisurely on the side, and they have nothing to do with themselves.

I don't know if I thought these two people were not from the Qin Palace.

"Xuan Ling, what did you say about Your Majesty today, why did you still scold me and say that you wanted to eat pork." Du Ruhui walked up to Fang Xuanling and asked.

"Your Majesty is good, what can Your Majesty do, your idea of raising sheep really doesn't work. How can the imperial court have so much money, and how can they let them eat cattle all the time, eat them, and do they want spring ploughing. Fang Xuanling is serious.

"Lao Fang has a point, in case Your Majesty really makes it possible for everyone to eat meat, Your Majesty is determined to be a generation of Ming Jun, so he naturally has to keep the thoughts and thoughts of the people in his heart."

The eldest grandson Wuji also said with a very serious look.

These two people are happy in their hearts now, and they can eat braised pork again, it is said that His Majesty personally made it in the palace, and they can see these people slapping their faces for a while.

"You two are crazy too?"

Niu Jinda asked in surprise, usually Fang Xuanling and the eldest grandson Wuji both want to be the first minister of the Tang Dynasty, and they always quarrel over trivial things, and today these two are good, as if those who didn't have those things before.

Du Ruhui had a hunch in his heart, all this today is very abnormal, very suspicious, there must be something, there must be something.

"You're crazy, old horseman, think about what Your Majesty will do with you now." Fang Xuanling pointed to Niu Jinda and said arrogantly.

"Yes, if the queen mother knew that you and Wei Zheng had made Your Majesty like this, she would definitely not let you go."

The eldest grandson Wuji simply moved out of his sister-in-law, you guys just bar, how powerful the bar is now, it hurts a lot when you slap your face.

"I said, this bad idea, it can't be that you two gave it to Your Majesty, right?"

Du Ruhui suddenly thought of something, and looked at the eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling with puzzled eyes.

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of all the ministers in the palace were focused on these two.

"Mowgli, what do you mean?"

"I said, how did these two people get better today, it turns out that they did bad things together."

Li Ji suddenly realized, no wonder these two people are so different today, it turns out that there is a female relationship.

"Yes, aren't the two of them His Majesty's right-hand men on his lips every day? If the two of them had told His Majesty about this together, His Majesty would have accepted it. ”

"How can the eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling rely on His Majesty's favor to compare such a ridiculous idea to His Majesty, this is the people of the world, neighbors from all directions, how do you think of my Tang Dynasty, actually let the people eat pork."

"Yes, aren't the two of them His Majesty's right-hand men on his lips every day? If the two of them had told His Majesty about this together, His Majesty would have accepted it. ”

"How can the eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling rely on His Majesty's favor to compare such a ridiculous idea to His Majesty, this is the people of the world, neighbors from all directions, how do you think of my Tang Dynasty, actually let the people eat pork."

"Eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, these two scourges."

"Mowgli, Xuan Ling, how can you two do such a ridiculous thing?"

All of a sudden, the eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling became the center of the courtiers' fishing boats, and the ministers all shook their heads and sighed, believing that the eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling had given His Majesty this kind of steamed bun idea, and His Majesty would be like this, and they asked them to tell His Majesty to cancel the pork meal at noon.