Whether it was Empress Changsun or Li Er, they punished several concubines in the harem, Li Er held back his son's anger, and Empress Changsun held his anger towards Li Er.

Even the most favored Princess Changle and Li Tai, the king of Wei, were scolded for writing mistakes.

A generation of Turkic Great Khans began to raise horses in the Da'an Palace, a royal retirement home in the Tang Dynasty, but this was only the beginning of the humiliation of Jieli

This side of Tai Chi Palace!

Li Er prepared good wine and food, and a well-choreographed singing and dancing banquet invited the soldiers who returned from the expedition.

After three rounds of drinking, although it is still lively, Li Er's happiness has also gone down, and he has not remembered his son's affairs in his heart, it has been so many days, and he really didn't speak right that day, so he wanted to find an opportunity to talk to his son, these days he also saw it, if he didn't coax his son well, the queen wouldn't take care of himself.

But he is a father, how do he know how to admit his mistakes with his son, after thinking about it, Li Er rushed to the doctor and decided to ask the old hooligan Cheng how to bite Jin.

Because among so many nobles in Chang'an, his son is the most convinced of him and listens to him the most! There is an old hooligan style!

"Zhijie, come, come, I have a drink with your minister!"

Li Er smiled and waved his hand at Cheng Yanjin and shouted, Now the personal relations of the monarchs and ministers of the Tang Zhenguan Dynasty are very good, and today is also a celebration banquet, so it doesn't matter so much.

"I'm here!" As soon as Cheng Yanjin saw that His Majesty had called him, he came over in a daze.

"Come, Lao Cheng, I respect you!"

Li Er smiled and poured a glass of wine in Cheng Yanjin's cup, and then poured another glass of wine in his own cup, and then began to sigh: "Zhijie, this son of yours is really like you, I have always heard that several sons of your family are obedient to you at home, my family, the rebel son has been having trouble with me recently, what do you say is the way to make the rebel son obedient?" That is to say, sometimes being a father is strict and for the good of the child, let him know. ”

Cheng Yanjin thought for a while and said: "Your Majesty, if you ask me this, I have to tell you well, since the eldest of my family was five years old, he has to be beaten by me three times a month, as long as Lao Tzu is in Chang'an, his beating will definitely not be able to run, and none of the seven of their brothers can run, counting down, Lao Chen beats a child a day, and beats his son for 27 days a month." ”

"I heard that Your Majesty now has ten sons, right? Ten meals, three meals a month for one person, Your Majesty, you can just beat your son every day, let them know what it means to be filial under the stick! ”

"Beat hard, you have to let them know how powerful you are, the three gangs and five constants are here, you have to tell them what it means to be filial under the stick! It's to fight! Sometimes the son still dares to contradict the father, isn't this the sky? ”

"There is also a best trick called rattan boiled pork, you just take the whip and smoke hard, smoke hard, don't feel distressed, the skin is rough and the meat is thick, you can't die." You see, I'm going to have to smoke one of my sons tomorrow! ”

"Okay, okay, drink and drink, don't talk about it, don't talk about it."

Li Shimin hurriedly stopped, he gasped when he heard this, and suddenly felt a little sympathy for those little rabbit cubs of the Cheng family, who had lived so dire since childhood!

He was also a little skeptical, were those really the biological sons of the old rascal? Could it be that the old rascal and his wife are green to him? But look at the father and son are carved out of the same mold, it can't be that they are not biological!

"Your Majesty, the old minister told you, this beating is kissing, scolding is love, son, the more he beats him, the closer he is to you, you just beat hard! It's good to open the skin and open the flesh! ”

"Those bastards in my family, if I don't fight for three days, I have to go to the house to dig tiles, and they still feel uncomfortable!"

"This way, I'm just kissing Your Majesty, I'll tell you, if I don't kiss you, I won't tell you this! There is a filial son under the stick, and you can't go wrong. Cheng Yanjin was still chattering.

Li Er's heart: Thank you so much, if you really do what you say! Later in the history books, it was recorded that my wife was separated! The queen is about to reconcile! I've never been so speechless! I actually went to ask him to educate his son! I'm going to see the doctor!

"Okay, I know, you can beat your family well, and show me next time." Li Shimin smiled a little happily, with a kind of happiness behind his back.

"Oh? What kind of stick comes out of filial piety? What kind of filial son? ”

Empress Changsun thought about it in the palace, because of Li Er's matter, she still felt that she had to talk to Li Er, after all, it had been cold for Li Er for so many days, how to say that Li Er was also the emperor, just taking advantage of the triumph of Li Jing's army today, she also came out to show up and give Li Er a little face.

Otherwise, it is not the case that the concubines and palace people who have been scolding the princess and princess in the palace these days!

But he just came from the harem, and deliberately let the palace people not have to report it, wanting to surprise Li Shimin!

Good fellow, I now hear him here asking someone to beat his son! There is also a filial son under the stick!

Before Li Shimin could speak, Cheng Yanjin on the side said with a little drunkenness: "Queen Mother, Your Majesty said that there are several rebels in his family, and he wants to teach him a good lesson, saying that he wants to make the rebels obedient and let his son know who is the sky!" I want to kill the rebel, saying that beating is kissing, and scolding is love! ”

Li Shimin looked up at Empress Eldest Sun in a daze, only to see that his beloved wife was now looking at him with disdain and indifference, and the expression on Li Er's face now was also shocked and panicked.

"Queen, Queen, why are you here? It's not like that, you hear me tell you! When Li Shimin saw his daughter-in-law like this, he quickly opened his mouth to explain, looking at the queen's little eyes, Li Er knew that it was a bad dish.

"Queen, Your Majesty, I am discussing with Lao Cheng to clean up my son, the sons of our generals are all rough and thick-skinned, and they are very durable! These princes in the palace, with fine skin and tender meat, you can let Your Majesty take it easy, Your Majesty is used to fighting on the march, in case you hurt the child, it will not be good. ”

Li Ji, who was also drunk on the side, also blushed and said with a grin.

"He's going to do it?" Empress Eldest Sun asked with a frown.

"Yes, Your Majesty also said that you will be beaten hard! You can't kill those rebels! Anyway, His Majesty said that he could give birth and regenerate. ”

On the side, Yu Chi Jingde, who was drunk, also said with a smile.

Because of the current occasion, regardless of the monarch and the minister, the monarch and the minister usually have a very good personal relationship, and they will make jokes in private, and now everyone should also make fun of Li Er!

"Okay, then let Your Majesty draft, let's give birth! This palace also wants to beat the child, anyway, His Majesty can give birth! ”

Empress Changsun gritted her teeth and said, if her eyes could kill, Li Er would have been killed by him a hundred times.

"No, no, no, the country has no money recently, and I'm not a person who is greedy for pleasure, I don't draft, I don't draft, I never beat children, how can I beat children! Slander! Empress Mingjian! ”