Chapter 57: [Suxi the Sheep satisfies all my imagination of men]

Big Bird Bird is back in Indiana with Jordan's 'training cheats'.

At this time, Suxi was also involved in another lace news.

After being discharged from the hospital, Scarlett Johansson showed the media Suhi the Sheep's Rookie of the Year trophy, and she told reporters: "In basketball, All-Star Weekend is just a show, and the MVP trophy is of no practical use. ”

"There's only one trophy that's truly valuable and significant: the Best Rookie trophy."

"Because it only gets it once in a lifetime."

"It's the only one, and once you miss it, you won't do it again."

Scarlett Johansson said this, smiling, and she then showed off the Best Rookie trophy that Susie the Sheep had given her.

Well?

The reporters' eyes lit up.

No wonder there was so much foreshadowing.

Then, everyone began to ask Scarlett and Suhi about their relationship, and she said: "It's very sweet, like a silky combination of white chocolate and cream, rich and fragrant... Meticulously linked. ”

"So do you have any plans for further in the near future?"

"Jack is still in the middle of a busy season, we are talking about a global trip, we are planning to go to China, and I have always longed for the mysterious East, which is my spiritual homeland."

Scarlett spoke eloquently in front of reporters, talking about the influence of Eastern philosophy on her and her experience of oriental culture.

How so? It's pretty much the same as a one-stroke introduction in a Hollywood movie, and it's very impressive.

You can't expect Scarlett to really work this, she just wants Jack to work her.

Suhi hasn't had time lately, and despite Scarlett's stay at Indiana, he's been playing non-stop and has been training to improve his assists.

The reason why he gave the trophy to Scarlett was because Scarlett asked him for it, and Scarlett thought it was quite chic.

If Scarlett hadn't done so, he might have thrown the trophy into a dark storage room somewhere.

For Suhi, the trophy is not that important.

But I didn't expect it to play such an important role in Scarlett's hands.

"It was the perfect comeback to Jessica, and the Rookie of the Year trophy was undoubtedly more valuable than Jessica's All-Star MVP trophy. As Scarlett said, this is an honor that every player can only take once in their lifetime. ”

Suhi saw an overwhelming number of reports on television.

Those 'commentators' in the entertainment industry are very concerned about the difference between the two trophies.

They look much more professional than the commentators on sports channels.

At least they worked hard to find information, and they were very objective.

Suhi wasn't affected by the 'Rookie of the Year event,' even though it's now becoming the number one lace news in the North American entertainment industry. Because American entertainment fans are boringly divided into two CP camps, they clearly divide their positions.

Whenever there is a new dynamic in Jessica and Susie's relationship, the SJ party that supports Susie and Jessica rejoices and flaunts their might.

When Suhi and Scarlett's relationship has a new dynamic, the SS party that supports Suxi and Scarlett will also be noisy and arrogant.

They attack each other and repel each other.

It has even led to the classification of some families... The famous talk show host joked on the show: Sometimes I don't even know who to support, my sister is a hardcore SS party, and my sister is an SJ party, and my will often swings between them. Sometimes I even feel like I'm in a relationship with Scarlett and Jessica. Hey LeBron, can you give me that rookie of the year trophy of yours?

Conan was fond of jokes.

This meme is actually quite funny.

However, he was attacked simultaneously by the SS Party and the SJ Party, who criticized Conan for being too undignified. And he actually took LeBron out to touch porcelain.

"Don't you know that LeBron James is the best rookie in the league and shoehorned into him? LeBron won the award because he gave David Stern a fruit basket, what qualifications does he have to compare to Jack? ”

"That stupid head of yours should be dealing with the donkey who kissed Kenny Smith. What grade of player is LeBron? Why is he on a par with Sushi the Sheep? ”

"Jack beats James in all aspects from data, records, popularity, sneaker sales, and endorsements, what does James share with him? A person who can't even make it to the All-Star Game, a person who can't even get to the All-Star Team and the All-Defensive Team, tied with Jack? Ridiculous......"

"LeBron James's trophy dogs don't want..."

“……”

Fanquan noodles are a very crazy kind.

It's hard to believe that Conan's joke made the two camps temporarily agree to focus on attacking Conan and James.

James was sitting there eating melons, and he also wanted to take his best rookie trophy to Hollywood for a walk, and even discussed with the team whether to market and make the offseason hot.

Who knew that before he could build momentum on his side, the fire would burn to his eyebrows.

What I didn't expect was that these fans in the fan circle were reasonable, well-documented and data-based, and they weren't going crazy directly. Instead, it's a list of all kinds of data, such as true shooting percentage, high-level efficiency, alignment data, triple-doubles, quadruple-doubles, rookie of the week, rookie of the month, best team, best defensive team, team record, personal data, .......

Fanquan fans are much more professional than NBA experts, and they are not subjective assumptions at all, let alone talk about any potential talent chosen son... It's purely about putting data and telling the facts.

It's crazy all over the internet!

Entertainment channels also followed up quite in a timely manner.

Originally, it was just people in the sports world talking about James and Suhi's best rookie.

Now, across the country, people who care about sports or not understand that James' rookie of the year is rubbed.

Famous rugby superstar Tom Brady even said: "If in rugby, there would not be such an exaggerated tie. ”

James suddenly became embarrassed.

Who would have thought that the person who was jealous in the entertainment industry and finally burned to the brink was LeBron James.

Although the sports media has been reassuring James, saying that Suhi's success is based on the Pacers' No. 1 record, and also saying that James' Rookie of the Month number is the same as Suhi, and emphasizing that the 20+5+5 data is rare in the world.

But when the public opinion of the whole society was involved, the 'public opinion advantage' they originally formed over Su Xi suddenly became fragile.

Everyone has eyes, such an intuitive comparison, can it be said that James can be compared with Suxi the sheep?

The Goodwin brothers even suggested that James return the trophy.

But they were scolded by James and James's mother, claiming that they hadn't come up with the slightest good idea.

The NBA officials were not in a hurry at all, and even a little happy. This wave of traffic is better than all the previous propaganda of the NBA, at least many people who were originally indifferent to basketball are beginning to know what high-end data is and what true shooting percentage is...... In the past, they were not interested in how basketball calculated scores.

Thank you, Suhee the sheep.

In the midst of the storm, Suhee led the Pacers to a second victory over the Miami Heat. The Heat didn't show any ability to get into the decisive moments with the Pacers, and Dwyane Wade still scored 25 points in this game, but the efficiency was greatly reduced, and the Pacers defended him with a targeted defense.

Sushi had a quasi-triple-double of 16 points, 12 assists, 7 rebounds and 3 steals in this game.

After the game, Wade was interviewed to talk about the hotly heated rookie of the year. He said: "Since the alliance has opened a double yolk egg, why not add another one? I think Cameron deserves to be the Rookie of the Year as well. Cameron has more points and rebounds than LeBron and Jack, and he led the team to the playoffs. ”

There is a hidden meaning in his words.

Fan circle fans quickly understood the true meaning, and they expressed their opinions one after another: "Look! LeBron can't even compare to Cameron in all aspects, why can he share the best rookie? ”

"Just because he has been hyped by the media as the chosen one? Just because he has the talent that the so-called sky is the limit? If you don't even win the Rookie of the Year in your rookie season, the label is scrapped? ”

"A rookie who can't even make the playoffs, a rookie who is disliked by his teammates..."

“……”

James hated Suhee so much that he didn't want to go online anymore.

As long as you go online, you can see mockery of yourself under any post that talks about basketball or talks about Suhi.

And on many entertainment channels, those who seem to have nothing to do with basketball are also mocking themselves, as if they are a flashy and unreal rubb who relies on the league's support to get up!

This made him very uncomfortable, and he disliked Suxi more and more, and he thought that Suxi was the one who caused all this. If he hadn't asked the team to make a trade to pick him, there's a good chance he would be playing soy sauce at a certain team.

After all, when he first entered the league, he didn't have anything to boast about.

He grew up with the Cavaliers, and I fed him ball by ball.

As a result, now, he has fought back, and he has brought fans to cyberbully me.

The more James thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Suxi was sorry for him.

He was also wronged.

Therefore, people are always 'repairing' and 'beautifying' their own memories.

James certainly won't remember the secret he kept Suhi to Cleveland in the first place, and the ruthlessness that forced the team to trade Susie.

Suhi travels to Miami with the team, where he misses out on a close encounter with Scarlett... Although the media is now reporting their relationship, Suxi has not yet had a final collision with Scarlett.

In Miami, Suhee meets Jessica, who happens to be filming her new film in Florida.

She arrives from Orlando and protests against Suhee handing the Rookie of the Year trophy to Scarlett.

But her protest is lovely, and she is reluctant to put on the bunny girl ears that Susie has prepared for her.

Sue always has a way to make her angry and compliant.

Because he has superpowers in the bedroom, he is able to make Jessica happy and exhausted in no time.

He won't be helpless like some men, unable to submit his girlfriend, and make his girlfriend as difficult to hold as a pig for the New Year.

Jessica was pajamin.

The Miami Heat were also convinced.

They lost two home games in three days, and the Pacers comfortably qualified for the Western Conference Finals with a 4-0 record.

The two opponents they faced, the Celtics and the Heat, were both relatively weak.

There is no real threat to them.

Some say it's better, and some say it's not good for the Eastern Conference Finals.

Now the Pistons are in a desperate battle with the Nets.

When the Pacers swept the Heat, they were tied at 2-2.

They are ranked second and third in the East and are the top fighting forces in the East.

"I don't know how Scarlett got Jack's Rookie of the Year trophy. But, I can tell you how I got this strawberry. ”

Jessica Alba, who swore sovereignty in front of the media, pointed to the red mark on her neck and said, "This is a symbol of love." As for trophies or something, thieves can get them too. ”

She added: "If you watch the game, you will see that Jack also has a symbol of my love around his neck. ”

Jessica saw the dagger and went straight in.

Suhi watched the report on TV, he was completely stunned, and then hurried to look in the mirror, even though it had been three days, he still saw a faint red mark on his neck.

Oh! Oh, my God!

Where did Suxi think so much.

Jessica actually used such a 'revenge' method.

Later, when my opponent faced me, there was another possibility of trash talk.

Suxi thought to herself.

"Jack fulfilled all my imagination of a man, and all I can tell you is that it's jumping on clouds, and every pore is secreting dopamine... feelings. ”

"From the first minute, to the 60th minute, I was at the top of my game."

"Whether it's on the sofa, or on the balcony, or in the bedroom... Whether it's the first meeting at six o'clock in the evening, or the sixth meeting at six o'clock in the morning... My joy never stops... Physical fitness limits my pleasure, not to him......"

Jessica Alba said in an interview with a women's channel that she was particularly excited.

Her description made the female guests and hostesses next to her scream.

In the United States, there is no shame in talking about this.

Even... It has aroused the yearning and pursuit of many women.

Is Susie the Sheep really so fierce?

That's why two Hollywood sexy female stars are so eager and for him, even if they know each other's existence, they never think of withdrawing away?

Sushi has been criticized by the sports media for this, and they always find a special angle of attack. Even if the Pacers win, it will still be in a sweeping posture. But they still claim that Sushi is extremely depraved and actually did this kind of thing before the game.

Sean Kemp is a case in point.

Coleman is an example of destruction.

Su Xi will definitely be confused by everyone, he will definitely fight with women.

These criticisms have come and gone.

It was as if Sushi had violated the rules of heaven.

"It's your showbiz fans attacking LeBron James and those basketball pundits on the back."

Atai's brain understands it.

Su Xi can not understand.

So, he didn't take it seriously at all.

(End of chapter)