The taxi driver was stunned for a long time before he took the fifty yuan bill handed over by the big yellow dog, and then he saw that the big yellow dog in the back seat was still sitting there and didn't get out of the car for a long time.

The taxi driver grunted in his throat.

What do you mean?

Not leaving?

Isn't this going to be life money?

The taxi driver looked at the fifty dollars he was holding.

He wore a mask of pain directly on his face.

it!

Careless.

Why didn't you think of this stubble just now?

I shouldn't have taken this money!

But now that it's been picked up, the taxi driver looks in the rearview mirror with a miserable face.

At this time, the big yellow dog finally moved, and I saw the big yellow dog lying in front of the car, on the armrest box between the main driver and the co-pilot.

A dog's head reached through the gap between the two seats, and the dog's eyes stared at the driver sitting in the driver's seat.

The dog's mouth opened and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

The driver was sweating profusely, sweating like rain: "Huh? I didn't do anything. ”

Yellow-skinned ancestor: "Didn't do anything?" You said the fare is forty-two, I'll give you fifty dollars, you don't look for money? Black cars, huh? ”

The white-skinned ancestor's eyes were about to turn to the sky.

Jimei, who knows!

Lao Tzu sat in the back seat and waited for a long time, and he didn't look for the money after receiving the hair, so he had to ask himself.

Is that eight bucks yours?

Do you want to swallow it?

Black car?

The taxi driver breathed a sigh of relief.

Boy!

I thought I was going to eat myself in one bite, but I still know that I want to find money!

It's really, I'm crying to death!

That's pretty good!

The taxi driver, with trembling hands, found eight dollars for the yellow skin, and the yellow skin collected the money with his dog's paws.

Then, he put the dog's mouth next to the taxi driver's ear and said softly, "I have another good news and a bad news here, which one do you want to hear first?" ”

When the taxi driver heard this, his pupils shook and he was frightened again.

Boy!

Still haven't escaped?

This monster is still going to eat itself after all?

Also ask yourself which good news and bad news to listen to first.

Taxi driver: "Hear the good news first?" ”

"The good news is that this seat is a monster of Longhu Mountain, and now it has been converted to Longhu Mountain, don't worry, I won't harm you, so you don't have to be afraid of this seat."

Hearing Huang Pizi's words, the taxi driver breathed a sigh of relief.

Taxi Driver: I'm scared to death, monsters from Dragon and Tiger Mountain!

No wonder it's so reasonable, you still pay for a taxi.

It turns out that people don't eat people, and they just scare themselves along the way.

The taxi driver then asked, "What about the bad news?" ”

Huang Pizi: "The bad news is that your Jade Guanyin is fake, even the jade is fake, Baoyou, you have an eye, change it to a Jade Guanyin!" This thing can't stop evil. ”

After Huang Pizi finished speaking, he hooked the car door with his dog paws, and then jumped out of the car with a 'Wang' sound, and swaggered into the university.

Inside the car, the taxi driver left behind his face darkened.

Looking at the big yellow dog who got out of the car and left.

Taxi Driver: "! ”

This is indeed bad news for him!

You must know that he did spend a lot of money to buy this jade Guanyin!

That's 20,000 yuan!

He still wore this thing on his body as if it was real for seven or eight years, and he took it out to brag when he met people.

Although in the past few years, I have indeed encountered several people who say that their jade Guanyin material is a bit wrong.

But the taxi driver himself did not suspect it, after all, this jade Guanyin was not bought by himself in the gold, silver and jade shop, but in the temple.

To be precise, I asked for it from the master.

The Buddha said that the family members do not speak, how can the master be highly respected and deceive himself?

This Enlightened Jade Buddha is real!

The main thing is that one is sincere and spiritual!

But the taxi driver never thought in his life that he was beaten by a monster today.

This is outrageous!

You can not believe the words of your friend, but the monster personally told him that this Jade Guanyin is fake and cannot be suppressed.

The monster said it himself, this can't be fake!

The taxi driver's mentality collapsed on the spot!

In the taxi, a scolding voice came out: "Damn! Fake monk! I'm a mud horse! Cheat me out of money, you're dead! ”

The taxi driver immediately called the police.

Swindle!

This is an absolute scam!

……

The yellow-skinned ancestor got off at the gate of Qianding University, and before entering the campus, the yellow-skinned ancestor slipped to the door of a fruit store.

With a hundred dollars in his mouth, he swaggered in.

When I got in, I threw a hundred dollars in front of the fruit shop owner.

"Wang!"

The yellow-skinned ancestor pointed to the fruit basket on the shelf next to him.

Buy this!

The owner of the fruit shop, a middle-aged woman in her forties, saw a dog enter her shop and wanted to kick it out.

In the next second, I saw the dog spit out a hundred yuan in his mouth and wanted to buy a fruit basket.

The middle-aged woman was stunned.

it!

This dog has become a sperm!

I have been working in a fruit shop for more than ten years, and it is the first time I have seen a dog come to buy a fruit basket.

Although she was shocked, she also thought that now that the dog training technology is becoming more and more advanced, it is not uncommon for dogs to help with express delivery and buy things.

It's normal to buy a fruit basket, which dog owner should be skilled in dog training.

The owner of the fruit shop took a hundred dollars and took the fruit basket off the counter.

But after all, he opened a fruit shop, and the boss saw that there was no one in the store, so this dog came to buy something.

There wasn't any camera or anything like that on this dog.

The dog owner should not be observing.

Immediately, the fruit shop owner had a crooked mind.

Mix some good and bad fruits into the fruit basket.

There are too many fruit baskets.

Fruit baskets are usually bought as gifts, and they are often sent to the hospital.

Whether it is delivered to someone else's home or a hospital, most people will not eat it immediately.

Even if it is later discovered that the fruit in the basket is broken, the recipient does not know where the gift was bought, and usually does not go to the giver to inquire.

After all, it is said that the fruit given by the gift-giver is bad, which is quite offensive.

Therefore, profiteers in fruit shops often stuff a few bad fruits into the fruit basket to clear the inventory while people are not paying attention.

The fruit shop owner watched a dog come to buy the fruit basket on his behalf, and became even more unscrupulous.

The bully is that this big yellow dog doesn't understand these cats, and keeps stuffing bad fruits into the fruit basket.

Forget about one or two.

When the Yellow Peel Ancestor watched the fruit shop owner pick up a half-rotten banana and stuff it into the fruit basket, and thought about using another bad apple to block the rotten place of the banana to get in the view.

The yellow-skinned ancestor's face was dark.

It can't stand it anymore.

He scolded directly: "If you stuff those bad fruits into my fruit basket again, I will stuff your head into my fruit basket!" ”

It's not enough to bully honest people, right?

Huang Pizi: Don't push honest people into a hurry!!

(End of chapter)