"It's better than a physical attack." Shu's gaze fell behind Zhuo Yu, and his tone was meaningful.

"Physical attack?" Zhuo Yu turned around in confusion, only to see a group of men in flower pants holding harpoons and fishing nets in their hands, and walked towards him viciously.

What do these people want to do?

A society governed by the rule of law is in a hurry?

Zhuo Yu cleared his throat and pretended to be relaxed: "Shu, are they your friends?" ”

He shrugged his shoulders and said he didn't know.

"Boss, it was he who couldn't seduce the second sister-in-law, and locked the second sister-in-law in the box!" A bald man pointed a wooden stick in his hand at Zhuo Yu.

Zhuo Yu subconsciously leaned back and pretended to be stupid: "You, do you want to sign?" ”

"The woman who dared to touch Lao Tzu, you should sign the cremation consent form!" The strong man at the head had a half-burning cigarette in his mouth, his dark skin was shiny, he gritted his teeth and tore open the white vest on his body, revealing a big hippopotamus tattooed on his beer belly, "Do you know what kind of animal this is?" It is ferocious and will tear its prey into pieces! ”

Zhuo Yu swallowed timidly and sneered: "Hippopotamus seems to be herbivory, right?" ”

The strong man was stunned, and the soot shook off automatically.

The bald man whispered on the side: "Boss, hippos do eat grass and are very docile. ”

"Ahem, I don't care!" The strong man smacked the cigarette to the ground, raised his arms and waved, "Brothers, give it to me!" ”

"Rush!"

The flower pants behind the strong man shouted forward.

"Wait!" Zhuo Yu raised his hands to his ears, and his voice was high-pitched.

The flower pants stopped moving, and the strong man frowned impatiently, "What, are you going to say your last words?" ”

"Guys, I think there must be some misunderstanding between us." Zhuo Yu kept sneering, and beat the drum frantically in his heart, "You said that I seduced your woman, is there any evidence?" Don't wronged the good guys and let the real villains get away with it, hehe......"

"Hmph, the second sister-in-law said that she is a handsome little white face." The bald man stared at Zhuo Yu viciously, and his tone was affirmative, "We only have such a little white face as you on Dongzhou Island!" ”

"How could it be just me? The ...... next to me" Zhuo Yu looked sideways-

Shu was long gone, and the beach was empty, and there were no other passers-by.

It's over.

"You pigs, don't you understand that the villains in the TV series are defeated by talking too much?" The strong man snatched the wooden stick from the bald hand, "Don't talk nonsense, fix him!" ”

"Fix him!"

Zhuo saw the flower pants raise their weapons again, grinned, and immediately fled for their lives.

Thinking that he has been in love for many years, he has not been cursed to death by the woman who got rid of him, and he has not been drowned by the spittle of black powder, is he going to be beaten to death by the boss of the black club who makes the second wife today?

The worst thing is that he didn't touch the woman at all!

Wait, the guy in front of you is so familiar.

"Ni Duo!" Zhuo Yu shouted with all his might.

Ni Duo, who was riding the waves alone, raised his eyes and waved excitedly: "Mr. Zhuo! ”

"Now is not the time to say hello, run!"

"Huh?"

When Ni Duo was puzzled, he was held by Zhuo Yu, who ran in front of him, and was forced to run with Zhuo Yu.

"Who are they?"

"I was hunted down for stealing!"

"Stealing?!"

"Stealing a woman's heart!"

Running on the soft sand takes more effort than flat ground, and the men in flower pants who have lived by the sea for a long time have enough physical strength, and Ni Duo and Zhuo Yu didn't run long before they were out of breath and their legs were weak.

"Ahh

The barefoot Ni Duo accidentally stepped on the sharp shell and fell on his ass and squatted.

Zhuo Yu wanted to support Ni Duo, but when he bent down, he was kicked by the strong man who caught up.

"Sss Zhuo Yu snorted in pain, and fell on Ni Duo.

Ni Duo raised her neck and looked, the idol's face was actually buried in her chest?!

"Click!"

"Click!"

The shutter sounded suddenly, Ni Duo blushed and hurriedly pushed away the motionless Zhuoyu.

Zhuo Yu turned over, and he winked at Ni Duo facing the sky, and immediately pretended to be dizzy.

Ni Duo noticed that Zhuo Yu's hand was kicked in his pocket, and the pocket still emitted the bright light of his mobile phone, so he hurriedly blocked in front of Zhuo Yu.

"Slap you on the head!" The strong man gave the bald man a brain meltdown, "Quickly search for anything valuable on this little white face!" ”

"And what about this little girl?" The bald man squinted his eyes and looked at Ni Duo, his face full of ill intentions.

"Hey, I didn't do anything to women, but who made you unladylike? I have to join in the fun. The strong man squatted in front of Ni Duo, smiling greasy and exaggerated, "I promise to knock you out, don't be afraid, soon!" Hee-hee-hee~"

Ni Duo saw the strong man's pig face getting closer and closer, and couldn't stop feeling sick to his stomach-

“Yue~”

"What do you mean?" The strong man seemed to have received a soul crit, and his thick lips were deflated aggrievedly.

Ni Duo sniffed and pretended to be calm: "You, if you want to fight, just hit it, don't learn the perverts in the TV series!" ”

God bless, Zhuo Yu dialed 110.

"Then I will fulfill you!" The strong man raised the wooden stick high and smashed it at Ni Duo's forehead.

The shadow of the wooden stick covered his cheeks, Ni Duo lowered his head and closed his eyes, and the alarm bell sounded like a heavenly sound-

"Didu Didu ~ Five Fog and Five Fog ~"

"The strip is coming, run!"

"Stop!"

......

As the night deepened, the lights of the Dongzhou Island Police Station were bright.

Ni Duo was the first to finish the transcript and sat drowsy in the hall.

With a "bang", Ni Duo suddenly sobered up, only to see Zhuo Yu sitting at the investigation table, explaining: "Uncle policeman, I didn't seduce his second wife at all......"

"Watch your words!" The strong men sitting side by side interrupted with angry glare.

"The bald head called the woman's second sister-in-law, isn't it the second wife?" Zhuo Yu replied unconvinced.

"Bang!"

The strong man also slapped the table and said angrily: "You little deflated three, your lover or mistress can't talk about it?" ”

"I advise you not to deceive people too much! Hippo man! In order to show more momentum, Zhuo Yu got up and stepped on the stool.

"Little deflated three!" The strong man also did the same, holding his head high and Zhuo Yu was higher than whom.

Ni Duo shook his head helplessly.

It's the first time I've seen someone who was caught at the police station and was so arrogant.

"Watch your words!" The investigating police, who couldn't stand it, also slapped the table, "And your behavior!" Sit it all for me! ”

Zhuo Yu and the strong man softened their posture.

"Uncle policeman, you really have to believe me, how can I seduce a woman? I am a victim. Zhuo Yu put on a harmless expression, and his tone was sincere.

"Uncle policeman, I'm the victim!" The strong man said confidently.

"You two have seriously violated the law and order on Dongzhou Island, so call someone to bail you out tomorrow morning." The investigating police sorted out the documents, got up and left.

Zhuo Yu hurriedly stopped the investigating police, "Uncle policeman, I can't stay with this hippopotamus man all night!" He's going to beat me to death! ”

Between the words, Zhuo Yu saw the magazine with his own cover on the table, so he took the magazine to the investigating police, "Look! I, the idol singer Zhuoyu, has always been another woman who seduces me, and I don't need to seduce people at all! ”

"Ah, I remember." The investigating police put the magazine back on the table and said in a serious tone, "You stole your brother's sports car, which was originally on the wanted list." ”