165 Bad Stuff You're Really Bad (First Update!) Ask for a subscription! Ask for a commuter pass! )
The little bull head led Lehi all the way towards the interior of the underworld.
It was annoyed, but in the face of a person like Li Hai who had a golden letter of love in his hand, he was still respectful and respectful, and he didn't dare to make any mistakes.
After all, this golden book of love is not something that ordinary people can have, and it can't afford to provoke something that can face the Ten Palaces of Yama.
This little bull head is equivalent to the employees of a large group,
It's still the lowest kind, which is equivalent to showing others the door.
Li Hai has a golden letter in his hand, which is equivalent to a letter of introduction written by a friend of the group boss.
If the little bull dares to slack off, it will have to be laid off tomorrow, and even it will have to go into the oil pan of the underworld to fry it.
The calf's head doesn't want to be fried into beef jerky.
The first time Lehi came to the underworld, it was so gloomy that screams could be heard everywhere.
He looked at a team next to him, which led to a huge mountain of swords.
The mountain of knives was full of sharp daggers, and the ghosts lined up to climb up the mountain.
The only place where the knife mountain can hold and step on is the sharp blade.
In other words, if you climb up, you will be cut by a knife blade, which is very painful.
Some fat people haven't climbed two steps, and a lot of flesh has been cut off from their bodies.
Lehi's heart was beating when he saw it, and he couldn't help but ask, "Lord Niutou, why did those people go to Daoshan Mountain?" ”
He still remembered what the calf had said to him.
If it weren't for the love letter written to him by the Xuan Shen Dao Master, this little bull head just now also asked him to go to the Sword Mountain first.
Could it be that the ghosts who come to the underworld have to go through such a terrifying knife mountain first?
Xiao Niu Tou said: "Those people don't report to the underworld immediately after they die, and stay in the yang world, because they are greedy for the yang world, so according to the rules of the yin law, as long as they are caught and found to be a ghost who has been stranded in the yang world, no matter how long you stay, you must go through the knife mountain first!" ”
To put it simply, this is the rule of the underworld, in order to maintain the balance of yin and yang.
For the sake of those ghosts who have died, they should report to the underworld as soon as possible.
Otherwise, it's not good for the ghost to always like to stay in the yang world after he dies, then it's messy.
Therefore, this rule is to deter those powerful ghosts who covet the ghosts of the yang world.
Lehi nodded: If you don't say that you are lucky, you will meet the dragon and tiger Dao chief!
Otherwise, there is a high probability that he is also climbing now.
Lehi looked at the group that climbed the Knife Mountain, and there were many girls.
Lehi asked, "Do girls want to climb too?" ”
The little bull head glanced at him and said with a smile: "When you go to the underworld, you can not distinguish between men and women, old and young, those are the yin and yang that only have the offspring of the yang world, and everyone is the same when they go to the underworld, absolutely equal!" ”
Li Hai was stunned, he didn't expect that in the underworld, he was quite pursuing equality.
Awesome!
At this moment, Lehi saw a commotion coming from the queue.
He looked at it.
Then I saw a male ghost who had just climbed the knife mountain and came back again, and said to the ghost: "Brother ghost, this is my goddess, she died in an accident with me, she has not suffered, can I climb the knife mountain for her?" I've already climbed once, and it's no problem to climb again! ”
The ghost looked at him with a frown, and then looked at the so-called goddess in the mouth of the male ghost.
This goddess ......
I'm whispering to another male ghost right now.
Obviously, they are a couple!
What are you doing here?
Lick the dog!
You licking dog, you're going to lick it when you're dead, right?
The ghost cha looked at him with a sneer: "Okay, but climbing for others is ten times instead of it, the female ghost is free of the knife mountain once, but you have to climb ten times!" Would you like to? ”
When the dog licker heard that he was going to climb the Knife Mountain ten times, a hesitant expression appeared on his face.
But after a moment, he glanced at his goddess, gritted his teeth, and nodded fiercely: "I do!" ”
The ghost was instantly admired.
Dude, you're awesome!
Licking the dog to do your job, buddy admires you for being a ruthless person.
The ghost then nodded: "Okay, then you can go over." ”
Such an awesome licking dog, the ghost is also convinced.
If he wants to climb ten times, he can climb ten times.
However, just as the ghost had already been released, the dog licker asked another question.
As soon as this question was asked, even the three views of the ghost were shattered in an instant.
The man licked the dog: "Lord Ghost, in fact, I have another request, can I climb twenty times?" I think even his boyfriend has been replaced. ”
Onicha: "????? ”
Onicha: "You're sick, aren't you?" ”
Addicted to climbing the knife mountain?
You can still understand for that woman, after all, licking the dog, the goddess is faith.
But what do you mean for that man?
Licking and licking, the head and the ass are reversed?
When the boiling sheep and the two-faced turtle saw you, they all had to shout out to the grandfather!
Originally, the ghost felt that this licking dog was awesome, and he would rather climb the knife mountain ten times for the sake of the goddess.
Now the ghost thinks that this licking dog is stupid, just lick the woman, and you will be with your boyfriend.
What a stupid beep!
The ghost was directly disgusted.
He picked up the whip in his hand and gave the licking dog a whip directly.
The licking dog was whipped hard, and immediately screamed: "Ah!"
Onicha: "You! The three of you, give Lao Tzu to climb the knife mountain! 100 times per person! Until the soul on the body is cut by a knife! ”
Onicha: Disgusting! It's disgusting!
When the sun was licking a dog, he licked all the way to the underworld.
The ghost is disgusting, right?
Each person directly receives 100 times of Knife Mountain!
He didn't believe that this licking dog could still help him?
For one person, you have to pay ten times the price, and this replacement is 1,000 times.
After climbing the soul body, the soul flew away directly, and it was just right!
When the dog licking ghost and the pair of male and female ghosts heard it 100 times, they instantly showed expressions of death.
The expression is called a miserable.
Looking at this farce, Lehi couldn't help but shake his head and smack his tongue.
It turns out that the licking dog is dead, and it will still become a licking dog!
Served!
That's awesome!
Xiao Niu Tou also watched the farce for a while, and Xiao Niu Tou shook his head: "It was okay before, but in recent years, with the development of the yang world getting better and better, there are more and more talents, and there are different jokes to watch every day."
Brother, it's not too early, let's hurry to the ninth hall, His Royal Highness the King of Equality should have received the news of Chen Qingjin's letter, and now it is estimated that he is waiting for us in the ninth hall. ”
Lehi didn't dare to slack off, nodded and followed the calf's head.
On the way, Lehi also asked his doubts.
He asked if the calf's head was the black and white impermanence of the underworld, the bull's head in the horse's face.
As a result, this problem directly scared the calf's head a lot.
It hurriedly said: "Brother, don't make fun of me, the bull head and horse noodles you said in the yang world have a very high status in the underworld, ranking among the top ten yin handsome, and each of them has the ability to reach the sky, how can we be compared to these little miscellaneous fish?"
I'm just a bull's head, don't make a fuss. ”
Little Bull Head: I have a bull's head, could it be that I am the green cow that Taishang Laojun sat down?
Bad stuff you're really bad.
Hurry up and die!
(End of chapter)