Suhee and Scarlett have a hilarious Christmas when they are filmed shaking at a drive-in movie theater. The paparazzi are tired.

For the first time in the history of Hollywood, Suhey's abilities were positively confirmed, and the damn oversized pickup truck barely stopped shaking, and Scarlett's voice gave people a glimpse of her sexy side.

This speeding video is circulating wildly on the Internet.

In the past, people only speculated that Suhi was very capable, and this Christmas was confirmed.

Suhi became even more eager.

Especially Scarlett was photographed the next day by Su Xi to enter the house, this huge impact has brought unprecedented yearning to women in North America, who doesn't want to be so happy that they collapse?

And all this happened after Sushi defeated LeBron James.

Who is the chosen one?

North American women made a deafening voice and fired the first shot of the NBA's anti-imperialist system.

The site is full of women talking about Suhi.

This embarrassed LeBron James, and he was even asked by reporters what he thought of Suhey the Sheep's drive-in movie theater incident.

What can James say?

"I bless them." James said.

Then, the reporter asked: "If it were you, would you be able to shake it for that long?" ”

James smiled mysteriously: "Guess? ”

Guess the feathers.

Everyone knows that he can't do it.

The incident fermented for a whole night, and the TV media and the Internet exploded. Su Xicai posted a message on his website: Sorry, I thought no one would go to a car movie on Christmas.

Belch....

What did Suhi say about her response?

Men think he's pretending to be faint, and women think he's just cool.

Soon, it became a meme. Used by women all over the United States: Jack, next Christmas, I want to make an appointment and watch a movie.

Suhi remained calm.

He thinks it's a spice in his life, and he won't talk more about it. He also won't respond to questions like whether he'll take Megan Fox or Jessica Alba to experience it and how many girlfriends you have.

Of course, there is still some talk within the team.

Eddie Curry said Suhey should buy a bigger car, and he recommended Escalade, preferably with a four-seater interior modification. Then the suspension was changed again.

Eddie Curry thinks Suhi's Ford T-Rex is still a little smaller.

Crawford proposes to simply switch to an RV, or buy a coach to convert into an RV.

Quentin Richardson also has his advice.

This speaks volumes about one thing: the NBA's car culture is strong, and everyone knows cars very well.

However, none of them understood Ford.

Ford immediately contacted Scarlett and invited her to be their spokesperson.

Scarlett thought twice about it, rejected the olive branch offered by Chevrolet and GM, and became Ford's national spokesperson at a high price.

It is worth mentioning that the endorsed model is the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

It can be regarded as opening up financial resources for herself.

Interestingly, Scarlett also received some advertising endorsements to protect her throat.

But Scarlett refused.

It's okay to rub the edges, but this kind of involves practical use, so you must not accept advertisements casually. Her agent is also very interesting: our artists don't accept endorsements casually, and no matter how high the price you give, it's useless. We will only consider it after we have actually used it, and it is really good.

All of a sudden, all sorts of throat lozenges were sent to Scarlett's agency like snowflakes.

It's a sweet annoyance.

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Suhi took time out of her busy schedule to talk to the players about getting Zach Randolph on board, and everyone unanimously approved the deal. For the tasteful, they raise their hands to welcome. For the notorious people in the media, they are also full of desire to transform, and everyone wants to turn Randolph from a ghost into a human, because that's how they changed.

Randolph is both elegant and notorious, isn't that the talent the Knicks need most?

Randolph is a man with a particularly strong sense of execution.

When the Knicks' winning streak jumped from 21, to 22, 23, 24, he made a fuss in Portland.

He went into training camp and had another big fight with McMillan.

According to insiders, who did not want to be named, Randolph greeted McMillan's mother at the time.

At the same time, MacMillan greeted Randolph's aunt.

Randolph went on to say, I'm going to a nightclub to give your mom a memorial service and give you a whole Chinese style.

McMillan rushed up and was about to hit Randolph.

Randolph kicked it with a basketball and tripped McMillan.

And then make a mess.

McMillan swears, I won't trade you, I'm your son.

Randolph said, "If you don't trade me, you're my son."

The two of them became one.

The executive team was all mobilized, and it is said that McMillan spent most of the night chatting in the office of general manager Pritchard.

Randolph was put on the shelves the next day.

Many teams in the league asked for the price, but they didn't give enough chips.

The value of Randolph's transactions has become extremely low because of these things.

No one wants to gamble on this, and if the trade comes over, Randolph will go his own way, and tens of millions of dollars will be thrown into the water, and it will also cause ecological damage to the team. No one dares to bet.

At this time, Randolph also revealed that he took a group of cheongsam beauties to Miami Beach to play, which was quite elegant.

At this time, there were rumors in the media that Randolph was making these Chinese music to show favor to Yao Ming, and he wanted to go to Houston to join forces with Yao Mai.

Portland still believed it, and he hurriedly called and asked the Rockets what chips they could give, even Swift's bad brain, he was willing to ask for it.

However, the rocket refused on the spot. And flatly denied it in the media, and also said that Yao Ming has no interest in Chinese classical music, and does not like foreign girls wearing cheongsams.

When Suhi saw the news, she was happy.

How could Jeff Van Gundy possibly take over Randolph, it's too unrealistic. Moreover, Yao Ming Maddie is not a bold leader, they can't suppress Randolph.

Randolph is a good fit for the Rockets, though.

If a Randolph is added between Yao Ming and Maddie, they will definitely become a real championship contender.

But Rockets boss Alexander is the most picky person in the league, how can he be willing to spend tens of millions of dollars to bet on a problem star.

Suhi actually thinks that the Cavaliers are also quite suitable for Randolph, and if Randolph goes there and forms an inside and outside line with James, he can definitely become a championship-level team...... Of course, the premise is that Randolph plays wholeheartedly and steadily.

With Randolph's current reputation, who would dare to bet on the style of the head coach twice?

In the end, only two teams made offers. One team is the Magic, and they're willing to trade Francis for it.

Francis is almost dead now, and injuries, alcoholism, and the involvement of indescribable drugs make it impossible for him to survive in the NBA.

The Portland Trail Blazers almost pressed the trade button at that time, and the long pain was better than the short pain, so they simply traded Francis cleanly and then bought out.

Anyway, the boss of the Trailblazers is rich and is Microsoft's second largest shareholder.

However, as the Knicks threw an olive branch.

Everything loses its suspense.

Because the Knicks traded for Antonio Davis.

Antonio Davis is much more fragrant than Francis.

Davis can still play, and although he has been sidelined within the Knicks, his technical ability and physical condition are not bad. Moreover, he is an expiring contract.

The Trailblazers were very happy.

In order to match the Trail Blazers' salary, the Knicks drew a lot within the team and finally selected Nate Robinson to match the trade amount.

But at the time of the trade, it was agreed that after the Trail Blazers got Nate Robinson, they would have to buy him out.

Then the Knicks will sign back with a base salary.

The pioneer agreed.

Then, Isaiah Thomas put the pressure to the limit: Brother Pritchard, I also made this deal under great pressure, and I didn't even let the boss know. I'm a big gambler. But I feel like I'm going to put a head on Randolph, so you've got to give me a little bit of sweetness and give me a draft pick. Even if Randolph rots here, I have to explain it to my boss, after all, there is still hope for the future.

Pritchard thought about it, but he was afraid that Thomas would change.

Isaiah Thomas has always been a good money boy, and there are many people in New York who are stupid, and they have just passed a few days of good life.

If Randolph can really be traded, it is estimated that the rest of the league will applaud.

The whole league has been unhappy with the Knicks for a long time, why does such a team keep winning streaks.

After thinking about it, Pritchard, just in case, agreed to Thomas's request, and he took a draft pick with him. The 2007 lottery was still an unprotected draft pick.

This made Thomas happy.

Agreements were reached quickly, and both sides were afraid that the other would repent.

On the day the deal was made, the Knicks finally lost the game, and their winning streak stood at 26 games, losing Game 27 to the Los Angeles Lakers.

No way, Kobe Bryant is too fierce.

Kobe Bryant scored 71 points at Stamp Arena, and the gods couldn't stop it.

He's crazy.

This gave Sushi a glimpse of the peak state of Kobe's offensive system. He had more confidence in himself, and he thought to himself: Kobe Bryant's physical fitness can score 71 points, I fused to 99, and on the day I met the explosive seed, it was not too much to score 80 points, right?

Suhee is a bit of a floater right now, and he feels that his physical gifts are much better than Kobe's.

And that's exactly what happened.

However, as a shooting guard, he is still slightly shorter.

Jordan is the most standard. Kobe Bryant was a little shorter.

"71 points is my limit tonight, not my limit this season."

After the game, Kobe Bryant said this pretending sentence twice.

One time it was said to Suhi.

After saying that, he felt good and then said it again in the post-match press conference.

This is the difference between Kobe and Iverson, Iverson never practices, Kobe loves to practice, and even has to preview his speech first.

Suhi was also asked how she felt about being broken by Kobe Bryant.

"I don't have feelings, I just can't prevent it." Suhi swore words. "This guy has always had a whistle in the beginning, and he has developed all his self-confidence. And then he kept scoring goals. When I saw that his wife and children were trying to cheer him on, I knew that this guy was going to go on a killing spree tonight. ”

"He's certainly the best scorer in the league today, isn't that nonsense?"

"He's also certainly the best scorer in NBA history, and I mean pure skill. As you know, his physical fitness is relatively average among superstars. His slam dunk king is the most unpolished in history. ”

Su Xi praised and depreciated, this is a relationship that is good enough to say so.

As Bryant said of Suhi's defense: "Since the defensive rules changed, his defensive ability has plummeted. Moreover, he can't prevent back-to-back singles, just like Payton couldn't guard Jordan back then. As you know, his defense was learned from Payton. ”

"The Knicks are a good offensive team, but they don't have as much offense as me combined."

Kobe Bryant was as arrogant as ever.

But that's his arrogance, and he's the only player to beat the Knicks single-handedly this season, and the only player to beat the Knicks.

He has reason to brag.

And on this losing night, the Knicks and Trail Blazers announced that a trade had happened.

The Knicks sent Antonio Davis, who had been staying in Los Angeles, to Portland, along with small potatoes.

Portland traded Randolph and an unprotected 2007 first-round pick to the Knicks.

After this deal happened, the whole sports circle was boiling.

The New York media expressed incomprehension, and they thought that the team's management was crazy: why trade a time bomb when they were already on the right track? Is it for the 2007 pick?

The rest of the media had a gloating expression.

Bill Simmons commented on the deal, and he gave it to the Trail Blazers. Then he commented on the Knicks: This is the level that Isaiah Thomas deserves, and he has always operated like this. He managed to get the NBA's second-fattest, third-fattest, and fourth-fattest teams in the Knicks paint section.

This schadenfreude is spreading, and no one wants the Knicks to be good, they all want the Knicks to be a mess after getting Randolph, preferably for a 27-game losing streak.

The Knicks did not comment on the matter.

Zach Randolph also didn't show up, and he stayed in Miami because the Knicks' next opponent was the Miami Heat.

Portland, for their part, warmly welcomed Antonio Davis to the team, and claimed that Davis would be their close partner, and they gave Davis great courtesy.

But most of the time this courtesy was to celebrate the trade of Randolph.

They finally breathed a sigh of relief and reconciled the handsome.

As for the little potato, they didn't sign for it at all, and they signed the buyout contract directly after the transaction took place.

Gave $50,000 to the little potato.

Little Potato is very happy, this is a prize for nothing. Because after he passes the clarification period, he will sign another base salary with the Knicks.

The media talked about it as a joke, and no one cared what role Robinson played in the incident.

They just said that Portland had long been terrified of small point guards under 180, and they didn't want to have another flying squirrel.

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(End of chapter)