Chapter 64: Jokes (1/3 Asking for Monthly Tickets, Recommending Tickets)

"Senior brother, you beat people so badly, how did you explain to your family later?" Lu Mingfei suddenly changed his words and asked.

"His mother found the school, and I had to go back to the parents, and I found my mother."

Chu Zihang scratched his forehead and sighed: "Well, you may not know, my mother's ...... Actually, it's very unreliable...... After listening to me explain the reason for the beating, she leaned back and laughed. ”

"Leaning forward and closing back?"

"Anyway...... It's a very happy look. ”

Chu Zihang organized the language and said: "Then she put on her best clothes, put on a Patek Philippe watch and Cartier's diamond ring, took the driver and my family's security guard, and drove the most expensive Mercedes-Benz to school." ”

It turns out that women know each other best, and the mother of the beaten child was also dressed in gold when she came.

However, the family backgrounds of the two women were judged, and they lost first psychologically, and their momentum was low.

"My mother's person is actually very good at saying mean things." Chu Zihang smiled bitterly.

"Your mother is so superior!" Lu Mingfei gave a thumbs up and said with a smile, "It's a coincidence that the school also asked Senior Brother Jiang and me to find parents, but I haven't seen my parents for four or five years." ”

"The good news is that they are said to be alive and write me a letter every six months; The bad news is that every time I write in, my mother tells me that my plan to return to China will be postponed again because 'things have gone on again'. ”

"According to my uncle, my parents are both archaeologists and are working on a big project, and once the results are announced, they will shock the world like Sven Hedin's discovery of the ancient city of Loulan."

"That's why I found my aunt."

Lu Mingfei laughed again, with a silly smile: "Auntie scolded me with a slap in the face, dragged me to apologize to others, and finally asked Senior Brother Jiang to pay for the medical expenses himself." ”

"When I got home, I heard her discuss with her uncle, saying that my father and mother really divorced abroad and didn't tell them, and if there was anyone to pay me for living expenses in the future."

"My cousin happily told me that if my living expenses didn't come in next month, I might have to move out so he could have his own room......"

But in fact, Lu Mingze can go to a private aristocratic high school, his uncle and aunt can buy a BMW with a small displacement, buy some brand-name goods that look very similar, and lose money on the mahjong table, all thanks to the money of Lu Mingfei's parents.

This money gave Lu Mingze the nickname "Prince Ze" in school, and his uncle and aunt would dress decently to attend Lu Mingze's parent-teacher conference, which made people feel that Lu Mingze was a child who grew up in a honeypot.

And they never come to Lu Mingfei's parent-teacher conferences.

Because they were afraid that the teacher would criticize Lu Mingfei at the parent-teacher meeting, so that they would be embarrassed together.

"I actually want to be as brave as Senior Brother Jiang, so that no one will dare to bully me or ignore me."

Lu Mingfei said softly: "But I can't do it, I just can't do it, there are few reasons to do it, there are too many reasons to do it, there will always be countless excuses." ”

His tone was very soft, as if he was convincing himself.

- It's like I'm afraid of waking up and losing something, so I'm desperate to seize everything.

It's a strange feeling.

Chu Zihang frowned, not quite understanding why.

He thought that Lu Mingfei's situation at his uncle's house would be terrible, but he didn't expect it to be so bad.

Maybe it's because of this reason that the other party, who is not stupid, has developed the current character of walking on thin ice?

Suddenly, Chu Zihang remembered the speech contest he was taken to see by Jiang Shouyun two years ago.

In fact, that was the first time he met Lu Mingfei.

At that time, Lu Mingfei was not so decrepit and not so depressed, and was even asked by the Chinese teacher to participate in the school's speech competition.

After all, Lu Mingfei was still one of the few cadres of the Literary Society at that time.

And after he came to power, as soon as he opened his mouth, he had a flower job.

"Dear school leaders and students, hello everyone, I am Lu Mingfei from the third class of the first year of high school, and the title of my speech this time is "Thank you for having you".

"Mr. Lin Yutang once said, 'A wonderful speech should be like a girl's miniskirt, the shorter the better.'" ”

Lu Mingfei paused when he said this, and took out the lecture script and showed a flattering smile to the teachers and students of the school.

It stands to reason that there should be laughter and applause at this time, so Chu Zihang subconsciously raised his hand.

But the vice-principal, who was known for his pedantic, coughed lowly.

The few students who wanted to laugh were immediately silenced, realizing that the vice principal did not like this not-so-civilized opening.

Even so, it is the original words of "Lin Yutang", who has been nominated for the "Nobel Prize in Literature" twice.

So the entire auditorium was silent, and thousands of pairs of eyes stared coldly at Lu Mingfei on the podium, and Lu Mingfei suddenly changed from a hero who was ready to accept applause to a prisoner who told obscene jokes and caused everyone to spurn.

In the end, after being stunned for a few seconds, the child scratched his head and bowed and apologized, saying that he was not ready and abstained from withdrawing.

"For this speech, Lu Mingfei has carefully prepared for a long time."

Jiang Shouyun said softly beside him: "He wrote a speech of thousands of words, rehearsed it repeatedly, and even marked every point where the audience should laugh and applaud on the speech. ”

"This will be the only speech in his life, only the opening words, and the stinging heart, the embarrassed back."

"This kid, everything he does and does wrong is that he is stupid as a pig, and what he does well is his shit luck."

"Everyone is openly and secretly saying that he is a waste, that he is superfluous, that he is just a joke, that no one really needs him."

Jiang Shouyun's voice was hoarse, and he said in a cold tone: "Even if it is that Chen Wenwen, the love she gives him is only the rice grains that are allocated from the rice bowl to give him." ”

"He actually understands it in his heart, but he just likes to deceive himself, or if he really loses that little grain of rice, he will be completely desperate, and he will become a different look, and he doesn't want to be like that."

"Hahaha, that's funny, I've never heard a funnier joke than this! Such a person, such a guy...... Hahaha! ”

Jiang Shouyun suddenly laughed in a low voice, and immediately raised his head and glanced at the people around him, his blue eyes reflected the faces of all beings, flashing with a light that Chu Zihang couldn't understand.

Now, he seems to understand something.

- That's pity, it's ridicule, it's pity and ridicule of these people.

“……”

Chu Zihang was silent for a moment, and suddenly smiled on his stiff face: "Actually, Jiang Shouyun has already told me, there is no need to say these things to you, he said that he will understand sooner or later." ”

Lu Mingfei was confused by this sudden sentence.

"Huh? Understand what? ”

Chu Zihang didn't answer, but suddenly asked, "Have you watched "Robot Story"?" ”