Chapter 22 The dog is wronged and never wants to marry a daughter-in-law again

"Behold, hold the sickle in your right hand, and grasp the grass with your left, and do this and that, and that." The moment the dog picked up the sickle, he felt a strange feeling in his heart, he couldn't speak, he only felt that he was highly energetic, as if he had set something on fire.

If Lin Hui reads minds, he will definitely touch the dog's head lovingly and tell him: "Fool, that is the happiness of a child as a teacher." ”

After the demonstration, the dog looked at Lin Wan and asked in an old-fashioned manner, "Have you learned it?" ”

Lin Wan shook her head, "No." ”

"What a stupid! Then I'll teach you again. ”

"Okay."

"Have you learned now?"

"Nope."

"So what?"

"Nope."

"You've learned it now, right?"

"Not really."

......

When the dog reacted, Lin Wan's back basket was already full, he turned his head to look at his empty back basket, like a child that no one wanted, falling to the ground alone, his eyes were sore, and he wanted to cry a little.

Probably because of the lack of virtue for a long time, God can't stand it, and Lin Wan's precarious last trace of morality suddenly came into play.

She took out a palm-sized piece of lamb and asked, "Dog, do you want to eat meat skewers?" ”

Grief Dog: "??? ”

Of course he eats it, it's a fool who doesn't eat meat, and he thinks he's not a fool.

"Okay, you're in charge of lighting the fire, you two are going to collect firewood, you're going to find some fine branches, and you're in charge of cutting the lamb into small pieces, can you?"

That will definitely work, and if it doesn't work, it will work.

The dog took the dagger and worked in full swing.

The system roared: "What are you doing, host, this is not an ordinary dagger, it is a whaling fork saber, you actually use it to cut mutton, it's a tyrannical thing!" ”

Lin Wan: "I understand, it's not an ordinary dagger, it's the dagger in Wang Weishi's poems, but whatever, if you can cut meat, it's a good dagger." ”

System:......

Soon, Lin Wan took a few bear children, (a capable good boy with her) set up a simple version of a small barbecue by the river.

Lin Wan's brain twitched, thinking of the salt sprinkler on the Internet, she pinched her little hand and sprinkled the salt on the meat elegantly.

Then, the salt went astray as a matter of course and unexpectedly by Lin Wan.

Thanks to the dog's quick reaction, the hand holding the lamb skewer moved quickly to catch most of it.

The dog, who was holding the mutton skewers and kept flipping them, seemed to have opened up the second vein of Ren Du, and when he saw that the mutton skewers were roasted to oil, he immediately looked up at Lin Wan.

I saw Lin Wanzheng looking at him with resentful eyes, as if she was silently complaining: "Why are you roasting so slowly!" ”

Dog: ......

Okay, okay, it's all up to him.

I didn't expect girls to be so difficult to serve, not cute at all, he didn't want to save money to marry a daughter-in-law, and it seemed to be good to be alone, the dog thought silently.

"Little Sister Wan, it should be ready to eat."

Good guy, just now I was saying that she was stupid, but now that she has lamb skewers, she will become a little sister.

The charm of the lamb skewers is even greater than hers!

Lin Wan took a lamb skewer in a huff, and lay down on the stone by the river, squinting and enjoying.

Dog: ......

When he got home, he told his mother that he wouldn't marry a daughter-in-law.

Because she didn't work much, Lin Wan was not very hungry, so she ate two to relieve her hunger, and let a few children share the rest.

The premise is that a few children are responsible for her basket of pigweed every day.

How simple it is to cut pigweed, a few children agreed to come down, and after a day of getting along, everyone tacitly thought that there would be meat to eat with Lin Wan.

After lying in a beautiful place for a day, and exchanging pigweed for a centimeter at the scorekeeper, the beautiful day that belonged to Lin Wan was over.

It's a pity that this day is simply a purgatory on earth for Comrade Su Yu.

As soon as he got off work, Su Yu covered his waist and found the captain crying.

The sound of bitter crying resounded in the captain's house for more than half an hour.

The two of them are directly famous in the village, one is sick and the other is a crybaby.

Fortunately, Su Yu's crying was not in vain, and the captain changed her to the job of cutting pigweed, because of a back injury, she was allowed to rest for half a month, no centimeters.

Having achieved the goal, Su Yu left the captain's house happily, thinking about sharing the good news with Feng Yushan, but he ran to Lin Wan's door without obeying the call.

"Lin Wan, let me tell you, we can cut pigweed together in the future, and I can rest for half a month."

"Happy for me! Sisters! ”

Lin Wan: ...... The dead clip turned into a broken gong voice, which is really miserable.

"Why are you looking at me with that expression?" Su Yu crossed her hands on her hips, her brows were tightly locked, and she always felt that Lin Wan was sympathizing with her.

"Buckle 1, sister is happy for you."

Su Yu was stunned: "Huh? ”

"I said I'm going to be happy to death, wait for you to cut the pigweed."

"Hehe, okay, then I'll go back first." Su Yu held her waist and walked away at the speed of an old lady crossing the road.

System: "Is this what humans call love?" ”

Lin Wan: "No, this is a bad fate. ”

System: "But I can detect her emotions, she's happy." ”

"Huh?" Lin Wan sat up straight: "Can you detect other people's emotions?" ”

"Yes, I can only detect people within five meters of the host, and the closer the distance, the more accurate the detection."

"Can you detect other people's thoughts?"

"According to the system privacy protection protocol, our system prohibits private snooping on human thoughts, and once discovered, the host will be immediately stripped of the host and destroyed."

"Oh~" Lin Wan lay back again.

"Host, don't you long for this undying love?"

"No, I prefer to lie under the covers and watch others be happy."

Lin Wan pulled a small bag and covered her navel, a habit that she had as a child of China in her previous life, as long as she covered her navel, she would not have diarrhea!

Life in a comfortable bed is always so short, and the sky is bright again, and it will be bright when it is said to be bright, completely ignoring whether Lin Wan is sleepy or not.

She yawned, chewed on the two plum cabbage button meat pies given by Xia Lian, and went to the "emergency assembly" fully armed.

The dog jumped up and down in front of her: "Little Sister Wan, I'll help you carry it." ”

Good boy, on the road!

Lin Wan bared her teeth, held the cake in both hands, and tore it for the dog herself.

Jinbao didn't know where to come from, staring at the pie in Lin Wan's hand and wanting to grab it.

He saw it, this cake was given to her by Xia Lian who lost money, it was his thing, and he wanted to eat it!

What can Lin Wan do, of course, he is forced to whip him up.

Give the basket to the dog first, let him go to work first, and watch the dog go away.

She laughed, "Here comes the little flying stick~"

"Bang~" Jinbao fell to the ground, immersed in the big pocket and couldn't extricate himself.

"Little slut, you still dare to do it!" Old Mrs. Xia's eyes cracked, and she planted herself on Lin Wan's body.

Lin Wan leaned around, hey, he threw her on a big horse.

also swished and said cool words: "Yo Yo Yo, the old lady has a strong body." ”