396 Xuan Chong Dao Chang: Transform into a magic trick

A few little fairies occupied seats in advance and occupied seats for more than a dozen foreigners.

When these foreigners came over, they giggled and made a lot of noise.

At this moment, looking at the seats occupied in advance, there are no rules at all.

Other Dragon Country tourists came over in advance to grab the position, and they all knew that they would go to worship the Taoist Sanqing Patriarch and Zhang Daoling Patriarch on Longhu Mountain first.

After all, this meal is a treat from Longhu Mountain, and you still have to go to worship the ancestor, which is basic courtesy.

But after the group of foreigners came, they sat down with their butts.

also hugged the little fairies who took their place at the same table, without any rules.

The surrounding tourists were originally very unhappy with the behavior of a few little fairies occupying seats.

At this moment, I saw that they occupied the seat for outsiders, and they were so shameless in the Taoist ancestral court.

Immediately, some of them couldn't take it anymore.

A big brother at the same table with a crossbody bag hanging from his waist couldn't hold back, and stood up directly and slapped the table.

"What do you guys do? Taoist ancestral court dragon and tiger mountain, what kind of system is it like you? Next door is the Sanqing Palace, do you still have a little awe? ”

This big brother is not used to it, so he sprayed it directly.

However, after his words, the little fairy was instantly unhappy.

glanced at the big brother, and directly retorted: "What's the matter with you?" Have you eaten your meal? Tube so much? It's so annoying, dozens of years old and still so low! ”

"That's it, if you have to eat your meal, you still have to squeeze into a table with us, it's like you haven't eaten, and you're greasy to death."

"Haven't you heard that nosy lives a long time, and nosy lives a long time?"

These little fairies are scaring people in groups, and their combat effectiveness is full.

One person said a word, and the yin and yang rolled their eyes.

It's enough to choke the big brother who just spoke.

At this time, there were a few more female college students who couldn't stand it.

said directly: "How many of you are finished?" What do you do in public? And besides, no one taught you to respect the old and love the young? Don't know the basics? ”

"Longhu Mountain has issued a statement, the million-dollar banquet held by Longhu Mountain only accepts our Longguo people, who asked you to bring this group of overseas people in to sit? And still occupy a seat? Eligible to occupy a seat? ”

These female college students directly angered the little fairy, which is justified.

Sprayed a few little fairies at once.

"Who are you? So fond of tubes? What do we like about you? Are you from Longhu Mountain? What if we sit here today? Could it be that Longhu Mountain can really drive us out?

These are overseas friends! Do you know what it means to maintain overseas friendship? ”

The little fairies do not hide their psychology of worshipping sheep and flattery.

It's almost written on his face.

These words and gestures made the people around him feel disgusted.

I haven't eaten this meal yet, and I want to vomit before these little fairies.

Some of them couldn't help it.

If these little fairies don't leave, they won't be able to eat this meal.

It's disgusting.

Immediately, someone got up and went to find the Taoist.

In the Sanqing Hall of Longhu Mountain, someone told the Taoist of Longhu Mountain about the matter here.

After Daoist Xuan Chong heard about this, he was wearing a red robe, and two disciples in green robes came over to check on the situation.

Standing far away, Daoist Xuan Chong really heard the noise here.

From afar, I saw a few little fairies, more than a dozen overseas foreigners, and Brother Mud sitting next to them.

A few little fairies fought against the Confucianism and made remarks against the sky.

There is an anchor next to him who directly starts the live broadcast and shoots the scene in Longhu Mountain at this moment.

The little fairy grabbed the seat in advance, fought the group of Confucians, and sprayed when she caught someone.

In the live broadcast room, millions of people.

Millions of viewers watched the little fairy squirting wildly.

They all thought it was outrageous.

In the live broadcast room, the barrage brushed wildly, and the complaints were crazy.

"! And such a disgusting thing? ”

"I originally thought that there would be a big banquet on Longhu Mountain, and it would be very lively today, but I didn't expect to mix in a few garbage, I really vomited."

"Can you get a justice judge to give her two slaps! It's disgusting! ”

"Fuck, I'm numb, why did the little fairy get in?"

"My home is far away, and I couldn't catch up with the million seats in Longhu Mountain, but I didn't expect to be squeezed into such a disgusting thing, and my mentality exploded!"

"What about the Taoist Chief? Let's sanction a Dao Chief! ”

"Let's see how Dragon Tiger Mountain solves it!"

……

The live broadcast room is full of heat!

At this moment, Daoist Xuan Chong also watched from the side for a while, and then he frowned and walked over.

The tourists at the table over there were still spraying with the little fairy.

At this moment, I saw that Xuan Chong Dao Commander was coming.

They said, "Everyone, don't quarrel, the Taoist chief is here, let the Taoist solve it." ”

"Daoist Xuan Chong, look at these people......"

There are several tourists sitting here who are talking to Xuan Chong Daoist about what has just happened.

Tell all the things about these little fairies occupying seats, scolding and a few mud brothers hugging each other.

Taoist ancestral court, how can they tolerate such chaos?

There are no rules at all.

After Daoist Xuan Chong listened to the whole process of the matter, he nodded.

I see.

Got it.

He knew what to do.

Xuan Chong Dao Chief said: "Don't be impatient, everyone, today is the big scene of the million-dollar banquet held by my Longhu Mountain, to give Poor Dao a face, and I will solve this matter." ”

Daoist Xuan Chong said so, and then everyone sat back in their seats.

Then it depends on how Daoist Xuan Chong solves it.

The audience in the live broadcast room is also watching.

I saw that at this time, Daoist Xuan Chong walked directly to the side of the little fairy.

He looked at a few noisy little fairies with red faces and thick necks and a group of sheep people and mud brothers sitting here as steady as Mount Tai.

Xuan Chong smiled.

"A few people, get into trouble, give Poor Dao a face, and move your position, right?"

As soon as Daoist Xuan Chong said this, several little fairies looked at Daoist Xuan Chong.

They weren't convinced.

He asked, "Dao Chief, what do you mean by that?" Consciousness won't let us eat? ”

"Isn't it who you Longhu Mountain yourself said, anyone can come to eat when the banquet is held for a million? Now this is not for us to eat? ”

"False propaganda? Eyeballs? ”

A few little fairies were not convinced, even in the face of the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Dao Chief.

The master of Longhu Mountain, they are still arguing.

Daoist Xuan Chong nodded and said: "You are right, the banquet of one million is indeed said by our Longhu Mountain, but when the notice was issued at that time, we also said that the banquet of one million on Longhu Mountain will only accept our own people to participate."

These friends of yours should not be your own people. ”

Daoist Xuan Chong was also not polite.

Directly point out a few clear pre-conditions that were issued at that time.

The banquet on Longhu Mountain is indeed anyone's place, and it is a lively picture.

But the premise is that the banquet on Longhu Mountain can only be attended by one's own family.

Not for outsiders.

These mud brothers are not qualified to sit here.

If they want to eat, they go to the bottom of the mountain, and go to eat at the tens of millions of banquets set up by the officials outside.

Longhu Mountain will not entertain.

Moreover, these little fairies are also involved in occupying seats and quarreling and making trouble.

For this kind of person who has no reverence for the Taoist ancestral court.

Naturally, Daoist Xuan Chong didn't want to entertain.

Get up on your own and roll the calves.

Xuan Chong's meaning is very clear.

Save yourself some face and get out of here.

The host's family drove people directly.

If you were an ordinary person, I'm afraid you would leave.

But these little fairies are extremely rebellious.

They really wanted to eat the immortal feast on Dragon and Tiger Mountain.

Because before coming, many fairies discussed it in private.

I heard that the million banquet on Longhu Mountain was an immortal material brought back from the fairy island.

The specifications are many times higher than the 10 million banquet officially held by Yamashita Mountain.

Although the standard of the 10 million banquet officially held by Yamashita is not low.

But it still can't be compared with the Immortal Banquet.

And the little fairies are still rumored internally, if they can eat the fairy banquet on Longhu Mountain, maybe they can nourish and beautify and stay young forever.

How could the little fairy resist the temptation of such a big benefit?

So they really wanted to eat, so they just pretended to be dead and didn't leave.

The little fairy said, "What if we don't go?" What can you do? Kick us out? ”

The little fairies think.

Such a big scene on Longhu Mountain today.

Is it possible to mess around?

If they sit here and don't leave, can Longhu Mountain still beat people?

Is there any more law?

If it's a big deal, it's a big deal, and the fairy is not afraid anyway.

Watching these little fairies die and not leave.

Xuan Chong took a deep breath.

Don't go, do you?

Good, good, good.

I really thought I couldn't rule you.

I saw Xuan Chong Dao Chang stretch out a finger.

In the next second, there was a surge of thunder on his fingers.

Then, he gently touched his finger to the glass on the table in front of the little fairy for drinking.

An incomparably sturdy glass was only lightly tapped by Xuan Chong Dao Chief.

instantly turned into ashes and disappeared directly in front of the little fairy.

Along with the drink inside, it was also vaporized in an instant and disappeared in an instant.

Daoist Xuan Chong said: "Layman, you must know that our Taoism is not Buddhism, only Buddhism talks about compassion, and our Taoism talks about Taoism and nature, and our thoughts are accessible.

Today is our Longhu Mountain banquet to do a big event, you are so noisy, everyone is uncomfortable, so that the thoughts in the heart of the poor road are not accessible.

It's not good if you accidentally give birth to a demon, and you don't want things to go to extremes, right, so, listen to the advice of the poor Dao, get up now, go down the mountain, otherwise it won't be a cup that will disappear in a while. ”

In the face of the little fairy's vexatious trouble,

Xuan Chong Dao Chang was not in a hurry or impatient, and directly performed a magic trick for the little fairy with his backhand.

Cup vanishing.

A little finger and the cup disappears.

Instantly let the little fairy see that she was sweating.

The meaning of the Taoist chief is also obvious.

You'd better be decent, and if you're not decent, Poor Dao will help you be decent.

Don't think that too many people won't cure you.

It can make the cup disappear silently in an instant, and it can also make you disappear in an instant.

It's best to finish the day comfortably.

If you make me uncomfortable and come with demons, you won't be able to leave today if you want to.

If I don't beat you, I'm afraid that the poor road will not be able to get rid of the demons!

Several little fairies were frightened by the magic of the Taoist chief.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room was scared.

"Good fellows! What good guys! This magic trick is awesome! ”

"There's no more hardcore magic I've seen this year! 6666! ”

"If you don't say it, you have to be the head of Xuanchong Dao! The effect of the program is full! ”

"Daoist Xuan Chong: Little fairy, right? Others can't cure it, but the poor road can be cured obediently in minutes, and your set is useless for the poor road! ”

"The dragon and tiger mountain is covered with red robes, the ghost king is running all over the ground when he sees it, and even the ghost king is killed indiscriminately in the poor road, I can't level you little fairies?"

……

The audience who watched the live broadcast laughed.

At first, they were worried that the Xuanchong Daoist on Dragon Tiger Mountain would not be able to deal with these scoundrel little fairies.

However, the results did blow their minds.

Xuan Chong Dao Chang is not a verbal sword at all, and directly shows a few little fairies some hardcore.

You came to the sect of cultivating immortals to make trouble?

You don't think we have the means to deal with you, do you?

It's so easy to fix you!

The little fairies were frightened.

They got up and ran away.

However, at this time, a few sheep and mud brothers sitting next to him couldn't stand it.

They stood up directly and asked, "Dude, are you threatening us?" Do you know that this is very ungentlemanly? ”

A thick-lipped mud brother directly judged Xuan Chongdao's words if he was not a gentleman.

Daoist Xuan Chong asked the blue-robed Daotong next to him what this mud brother said?

Nowadays, the Qingpao Taoist on Longhu Mountain has a high degree of education.

They can understand Brother Ni's words.

The Qingpao Daoist directly translated the words to Xuanchong Daoist.

Daoist Xuan Chong couldn't help but laugh out loud after hearing this.

Gentleman?

Are you a mud brother talking to a poor gentleman?

Xuan Chong Dao Chang: I'm a immortal cultivator, and it's useless for you to talk to me about a gentleman?

And the gentleman is to the lady,

Just now, these little fairies quarreled until their faces were red and their necks were thick, and they were also worthy?

The phoenix girl is paired with the dragon son.

Pheasants are matched with wild boars.

What kind of gentleman do you want to treat pheasants?

Xuan Chong said: Don't calves, let's go, this is not the place for you to stay.

A few sheep people and Brother Mu said in the next second: "Old Taoist, do you dare to compare with us?" We don't compare spells, we compare fists and kicks! ”

One of them is strong, full of muscles, and wears sunglasses, which looks like he has practiced.

And the muscular posture is extremely exaggerated.

Brother Mu's outburst is amazing, and his body size is also large.

Although they knew that there was a group of immortal cultivators on Dragon Tiger Mountain.

But they feel that these people are also powerful in magic.

If you don't use magic, you may not be able to beat them by force and moves alone.

This group of mud brothers fight every day, but they are not afraid of a little old man in Xuan Chongdao.

They looked at the red-robed Xuan Chongdao, who was not tall and thin, and challenged.

Although I can't eat today.

But at least find some ground before leaving.

Daoist Xuan Chong understood the meaning of this group of people from the blue-robed disciples around him.

It's a rhythm to compare yourself with.

Don't use spells?

Xuan Chong Dao said: "I haven't done anything with anyone for a few days, since you want to practice, then practice, don't use spells, and you won't use any spells to deal with you." ”

Daoist Xuan Chong shook his head.

What kind of spell do you use to deal with a few orangutans?

Don't discredit the spells.

You're not qualified.

Daoist Xuan Chong directly accepted the challenge of these mud brothers.

Then, these mud brothers were going to ask Daoist Xuan Chong to go outside with them.

There are several tables set up here, and it's not easy to show your strength.

Go outside and make a gesture.

Daoist Xuan Chong shook his head directly: "There's no need, it's right here, solve you, and don't waste time." ”

After speaking, Xuan Chongdao stepped out in one step, his body was like a ghost, and he teleported directly in front of the largest mud brother among them.

Daoist Xuan Chong stretched out his hand and directly pinched one of the mud brothers' hands.

The next second, gently fold.

One of his hands was directly broken.

Brother Ni couldn't even let out a scream.

was pasted on his body by Xuan Chong Dao Chang's backhand.

The sound is directly blocked.

Daoist Xuan Chong: Don't scream!

Then, he stepped in front of the next mud brother.

Repeat the cast! (End of chapter)