Pei Jingxia smiled:

"You're welcome, by the way, this week's rotation, come to my house for dinner."

When it comes to dinner, of course, I am very happy.

"Dr. Pei wants to have a treat?" Zhou Tong asked.

Pei Jingxia nodded:

"I've been wanting to treat everyone to a meal for a long time, haven't you been busy, and there should be nothing to do this week."

As soon as the words came out, Zhou Tong hurriedly said:

"Shhhh Dr. Pei, don't say this! ”

"Huh?"

Pei Jingxia's face was full of doubts.

I saw Zhou Tong cautiously look around, and then explained: "Doctor Pei, there is a mysterious power in our hospital that absolutely no one dares to believe, do you know?" Yes, that's the power of the god of the night shift! ”

The god of the night shift?

Watching too much sci-fi, right?

Of course, Zhou Tong saw the doubts on Pei Jingxia's face, and laughed a few times:

"Dr. Pei doesn't believe it? Yuanyuan, can you tell me if that's the case? ”

If a person says he doesn't believe it, then find another person to testify.

Ma Yuanyuan nodded: "That's true." ”

I don't know if it's a curse?

Or is it the Schrödinger effect?

"Anyway, in the hospital, everyone must tacitly abide by some rules and laws, and to sum up, there are at least five laws."

Rule 1: Don't set up a flag before you get off work

Words like "I'm idle today", "I'm not tired lately", "I'm lucky today", and then I'm definitely busy and want to go back in time to delete these words.

Pei Jingxia was also stunned when he heard the two of them say one by one.

"What about Law Two?" Ask.

Zhou Tong answered:

"This law is two, it's a surprise for a shift change.

It is said that there is a kind of busy shift in the hospital called "I really shouldn't have changed shifts with him!"

Because many times before the shift change, all the patient's condition is still stable, but as long as the shift is changed, the person is handed over, and the person is gone, it must be rescued immediately.

The most exaggerated thing is that it is likely that the number of emergency personnel will be filled directly after the shift change, and the corridors will also be filled, plus a few emergency surgeries.

Sign the preoperative conversation one by one, sit in the office, 'Good, you sit next to me', take the informed consent form and notice, and preach together, 'Come, please hand the paper to the classmates next to you'. ”

Listening to Dr. Zhou's vivid description, Pei Jingxia seemed to have begun to have those pictures in his mind, his shoulders shook unconsciously, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently:

This law two, it seems that it is indeed a little unacceptable!

It should be said that as long as you are a medical professional, everyone is afraid of this, right?

"As for the other three of the five laws, one is - newcomers must be bullied, as the name suggests, the god of the night shift likes to bully newcomers!"

Pei Jingxia really recalled carefully, when he came to the hospital on the first day, it seemed to be the first night shift, right? The kind that was really busy that night with his feet not touching the ground, high blood pressure, atrial fibrillation, low blood sugar, falling into bed, cerebral hemorrhage, almost all of them came together, and it couldn't be more sore.

There are two other laws, in fact, they are more common, we all know that there are several kinds of fruits that cannot be eaten in the department, such as mango, homonym 'busy into a dog', and then strawberries, because it may bring you more "bad luck".

According to the lethal characteristics of strawberries, it is concluded that dragon fruit cannot be eaten, red clothes are not recommended, and blueberries and cranberries are also involved in this recipe.

Also, remember to take a bath, wash it cleanly, and wash away the bad luck of the body.

Pei Jingxia is simply, it is the first time he has heard so many legends.

Are you sure there is scientific evidence?

Ahem. (End of chapter)