Chapter 496: Collective Diarrhea
The vendor who spoke first laughed: "No, thanks to this guy's frizziness, if he comes to check carefully, he may be able to find the meteor hammer under the dog meat in your burden!" ”
Wang Shan frowned, deliberately pressed the straw hat on his head down, and said: "Brother Yu Poison, spare me, we are just hawkers at this time, if you talk too much, you will lose, don't make a show......"
It turned out that these two hawkers were none other than those of Chen Yan, one was the worst pioneer in martial arts under Chen Yan, Wang Dan, who was good at using a meteor hammer, and the other was just Chen Liutai's subordinate to Zhang Yan, who was anxious to pioneer poison.
Naturally, Yu Poison came, and Bai Rao was indispensable, and sure enough, he heard a hawker behind him who was dissatisfied, and scolded: "Damn Yu Poison, as far as his grandmother knows how to talk more, he will be discovered by Cao Jun and kill you wild guy!" ”
Yu Poison, who was scolded this time, was dizzy, needless to say, it was naturally his good partner Bai Rao.
Yu Poison turned around and kicked Bai Rao, while pressing his hat, and scolded: "Get out of your grandma, save you from being honest!" ”
Lao Wu, who sells dog meat, is about to fight when he sees that these two brothers disagree, he is not familiar with the two, and he doesn't know that these two people are born to be this wronged family, and he thought that the two of them were really angry, so he hurriedly persuaded in a low voice: "Second master, two masters, we have more than ten people in this line, and they are already eye-catching in the city, you two are fighting the method, I'm afraid that Vice President Han, who eats dog meat, has already known!" ”
Wang Shan couldn't stand it either, so he hurriedly persuaded in a low voice: "You two brothers, you didn't speak all the way, why did you toss as soon as you entered the city?" Let's go to the dog meat shop honestly first, there are grievances and hatreds, and then we will talk about it then? ”
Yu Poison put out the fire at this time, nodded and said, "It's not that Lao Bai is too cheap!" ”
Bai Rao snorted, it seemed that he was not as knowledgeable as Yu Poison.
This group of people finally entered the dog meat shop smoothly, among which there are already about twenty brave Han soldiers waiting, this is the third wave of people brought in by the dog meat veteran, if the plan goes well, wait for Han Hao They have eaten the dog meat that has been "specially treated" by Chen Yan, and they can kill tonight.
And over there, Han Hao was carrying a whole load of dog meat, and he had already set up a fire and burned it. The dog meat was boiling in the cauldron, the soup was rich, and the aroma of the meat had already spread throughout the barracks with the wind.
The soldiers were frozen and hungry all night, and as soon as they smelled this smell, they immediately surrounded them like mad dogs, and they all started talking about it.
"Got meat to eat today?"
"General, where did you get the meat?"
"It's still dog meat! Great stuff! Was it sent by Lao Wu again? Oh, this old man is really a refreshing person! ”
In the midst of the discussions, the soldiers had already surrounded the place. Han Hao looked at the pot, his saliva was also drooling, and after smelling it for a long time, he suddenly frowned and asked, "Do you smell a bad smell?" ”
The soldiers only cared about smelling the dog meat, who could smell the bad smell? One of them immediately quipped: "The brothers haven't been able to take a shower for months, so it would be strange if it didn't smell rancid!" ”
When everyone heard this, they all burst out laughing, and Han Hao didn't care, he immediately waved his hand and shouted: "Come on, come on, bring all the bowls, eat meat with a good life, and drink soup with a little back!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the soldiers were even more enthusiastic, eager to grab the first one, afraid that there would be no meat to eat if they came late, and tens of thousands of brothers in this city could not share a bowl of broth for each person, and the rest could only smell the taste, which could be regarded as better than nothing.
Han Hao took advantage of himself, of course, he got a bowl first, he didn't say a word, quickly got out of the battlefield, hid aside and began to enjoy it.
Although this dog meat does smell a little rancid, it is still meat, when he goes out, he has been fighting for many years, except for human flesh, Han Hao has really not eaten meat for a long time.
Holding it in his hand, Han Hao was a little reluctant to eat it all, he chewed a piece of meat skin, put it in his mouth, and was reluctant to swallow it again and again, those soldiers in the distance almost fought for this big pot of dog broth, Han Hao saw it in his eyes, but he couldn't say how happy he was in his heart.
"Alas, I finally saw some oil and water...... If this battle continues, I don't know how many people will starve to death......"
Han Hao said hesitantly, and finally with a ruthless heart, he swallowed the dog meat that had been chewed in his mouth into his stomach.
This dog meat feast was eaten for half a day, at this time the grain and grass in Xiaopei City was quite abundant, so you can eat two meals a day, if the food is insufficient, I am afraid that you can only eat one meal a day, and it is only thin, and even more, it is not a strange thing to eat one meal in two days and three days.
Now that they have eaten a big feast, the soldiers naturally don't want to end it early, some soldiers haven't eaten enough, and they keep adding bowls, and the poor don't know what to do.
Han Hao also saw it in his eyes, felt sorry for his brother, and did not urge, anyway, at this time, Chen Yan's army had already set off for Puyang, it can be said that it is very safe here, everything is taken care of by his own boss Xiahou Dun, it is not a big deal.
In the blink of an eye, it was getting westward, and the sky was darkening, Han Hao enjoyed eating, wiped his mouth, and finally put down the dishes and chopsticks, at this time, suddenly he had a pain in his abdomen, the back door was not tight, and a few stinky farts came out.
Han Hao frowned, and secretly scolded himself for being greedy: "Good guy, sure enough, I'm just a cheap life, not worthy of this good thing, I didn't eat much dog meat, and my own Five Organs Temple has begun to be unbearable......"
Thinking of this, Han Hao hurriedly stood up, took three steps and made two steps towards the latrine.
Unexpectedly, before Han Hao arrived, he was already looking at the long queue on the other side of the toilet from a distance, he frowned, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, although this dog meat is a good thing, there is no need to eat these sergeants to spoil their stomachs, right? They are usually made of iron, let alone dog meat, and even if they eat the weeds on the side of the road, they will never achieve this virtue.
Han Hao couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, and said secretly: "Good guy, could it be that Lao Wu's dog meat has a ghost?" It shouldn't be, this old man and we are old acquaintances, and we don't eat his dog meat once or twice, and we have never had an accident? Could it be that this old man wants to make black money, and the dog meat collected this time is all bad? ”
Thinking of this, Han Hao couldn't bear it anymore, his stomach gurgled, and the back door was already about to collapse.
Han Hao can't take care of that much, anyway, in this troubled world, where can he pay attention to civilization? He hurriedly found a secluded place, unbuttoned his pants, and leaned over to pull.
After pulling for a long time, Han Hao finally felt a little more comfortable, but the soldiers in front of him were still in an endless stream, obviously all of them were tormented by this dog meat.
Han Hao just wanted to grab someone to ask, but he heard the drums beating in the distance, and someone vaguely shouted: "Oh no!" The gates are open! ”
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