"I'm whining, doctor, I'm poisoned."

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Poisoning?

Hearing this, Pei Jingxia was also stunned.

The little nurses next to him were also nervous.

Poisoning is not a trivial matter, and you can lose your life if you are not careful.

Pei Jingxia hurriedly pulled the guy to sit down, and then started a series of inspections, and finally, even the pulse was checked.

Judging from the pulse, this guy is very healthy, right?

At least healthier than yourself.

Sweat.

"You said you were poisoned? How was it poisoned? What's the reaction? ”

The guy was still crying, and he looked pitiful.

"Doctor, I ate shallots mixed with tofu at noon, and when I was thirsty in class in the afternoon, I drank the honey water made by my roommate, and after drinking it, I realized that green onions and honey can't be eaten together, and I will die."

Aha?

"You've eaten at noon, and it's been hours now, aren't you okay?"

Pei Jingxia has actually heard of this rumor, and he heard it when he was a child in the village, and the adults said that they couldn't eat it together, and they would die if they ate it.

But putting aside the dosage and talking about toxicity, it is a proper hooligan!

Who knows, at this time, the guy said again:

"No, no, no, it's really nothing big after drinking honey water, I just had a stomachache once, but after the last class, I ate several large persimmons."

Good guy, that's amazing.

Are you not afraid of forming a gastric persimmon stone?

Moreover, it is not a patient who has eaten persimmons and has a direct gastric perforation.

You really can't eat too much persimmons, just taste them.

"And then?"

The man scratched the back of his head and laughed silly:

"Then I drank another bottle of milk, and after drinking it, I remembered that I couldn't eat anything else after eating persimmons, I didn't want to detoxify, so I bought a bottle of vinegar at the school commissary, and it was said on the Internet that vinegar can detoxify."

At this moment, Pei Jingxia just wanted to say: Awesome! Awesome!

Even the people around couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

I've seen something wonderful, but I've never seen anything so strange.

"What else are you doing besides drinking vinegar?"

I always feel that this guy's expression is abnormal, it must not be that simple.

The guy coughed again:

"I also ate a lot of seafood skewers, and the iron rooster in our bedroom is a rare treat, and it's not a loss if I don't eat it."

Lose?

If you lose your life, you won't lose it.

Pei Jingxia was speechless for a while:

"And then?"

The guy shook his head:

"I didn't eat anything later, but after eating the skewers, I suddenly felt a little stuffy, breathless, and had a lot of rashes on my body, they said it was poisonous, let me come to the hospital for first aid, doctor, you must save me!"

At the end of the day, it seemed like I was going to cry again.

Pei Jingxia simply didn't know what to say:

"Show me your rash."

"Oh, on the chest."

As he spoke, he obediently lifted the clothes on his body.

At this time, the corridor outside the office was full of people, all looking inside with a smile on their faces, and they didn't blink their eyes.

Since ancient times, isn't the inferiority of Chinese people just to watch the excitement?

Even, there are patients who are still receiving infusions in the next ward, carrying poles and squeezing in to see.

And Pei Jingxia had already come to a conclusion after seeing the red rash on the guy's chest.

However, you have to be rigorous as a doctor.

Seriously checked the other places.

Finally, the nurse was called:

"Give him an allergen test right away."

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"Doctor, am I not poisoned? Why should I test for allergens? The guy blinked and looked at Pei Jingxia with a pair of innocent eyes.

Ahem.

Can it be said that allergies are suspected?

As for poisoning?

Who is still so alive after being poisoned?

If it's really poisoning, even the slightest food poisoning, then you have to vomit and diarrhea, right?

Look at this guy again, he's been eating all the time all afternoon, isn't there any at all?