Chapter 19: The Death of the Balls
Yuan Qingrou and Dandan's matter, Yuan Qingfeng heard Yuan Qingrou mention it.
It is said that Yuan Qingdan pulled Yuan Qingrou's braids and was beaten by Yuan Qingrou, and then he became honest, seeing Yuan Qingrou was like a mouse seeing a cat, and then he became a good friend somehow.
As soon as Yuan Qingfeng told Yuan Qingyue what he knew, Yuan Qingyue immediately pouted: "How can it be so simple as you say, when Sister Qingrou told me, it was much more vivid and detailed than this, do you think that with the character of a dead fat man, if Sister Qingrou hadn't caught his death hole, he would be so honest?" ”
"That's right!" Yuan Qingfeng nodded, although he hadn't known Dan Dan for a few days, he already had a considerable understanding of this guy's urine.
"Senior sister, tell me what is the death point of this fat man? I can pinch this guy in the future! ”
"You pinch him? I think you're a raccoon dog, you're no better than him, it's just that you're more hidden than him. Yuan Qingyue glanced at Yuan Qingfeng and continued, "It's useless if you know the fat man's death hole, if you really dare to use it, you don't need to call me senior sister, I will call you senior sister." ”
After Yuan Qingyue finished speaking, she suddenly laughed inexplicably, and looked at Yuan Qingfeng with a rather strange gaze.
After laughing, Yuan Qingyue no longer hung Yuan Qingfeng's appetite, and told another version of Yuan Qingrou's story.
In fact, Dan Dan did pull Yuan Qingrou's braids, he not only pulled the braids, but also planned to lift his skirt, Yuan Qingrou was twelve years old at the time, and he had the cultivation of forging the body, how could he let Dandan, who was not learned and unskilled, succeed.
But even if Dandan's was so excessive, Yuan Qingrou didn't plan to deal with him, but Dandan's death, taking Yuan Qingrou's forbearance as cowardice, and being unrelenting had to lift Yuan Qingrou's skirt before he was willing, so Yuan Qingrou, who couldn't bear it, beat him up fiercely.
This time the matter is big, Dan Dan has already been spoiled by his mother, so it is necessary to run home to complain after being able to bear such grievances.
Seeing the miserable appearance of his baby son, Yuan Zhenxin was angry on the spot, and threatened to dismantle the guy who injured his son!
"Do you know what happened?" Yuan Qingyue asked Yuan Qingfeng on the side with a smile.
"How's it going? Aunt Zhenxin must not have done it, otherwise Dandan's would not be so afraid of Sister Rou. "Yuan Qingfeng can roughly know the process from the results.
"Who said that if you don't do it, you will be ruthless." Yuan Qingyue continued to sell Guanzi.
"Impossible, if it's like this, how can you be afraid of Sister Rou?" Yuan Qingfeng didn't believe it at all.
"I did do it, but it wasn't Qingrou's sister who was beaten, but a dead fat man. At that time, when Aunt Zhenxin took the dead fat man to find Qingrou's sister, she saw that Qingrou's sister was a beautiful and cute little beauty, and she turned around and beat the dead fat man without asking the reason, hahaha...... I want to laugh when I think of the reason why Aunt Zhenxin beat the fat man at that time! ”
Yuan Qingyue suddenly burst out laughing! The towering upright trembled and trembled, making Yuan Qingfeng sniff involuntarily, and his eyes didn't know where to go.
Yuan Qingfeng's expression naturally couldn't hide Yuan Qingyue's eyes, and he snorted coldly: "Hooligans!" and the dead fat man have a virtue, but he is Mingsao, you are sullen, and the two of you are Dangu Shuangsao. ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!" Yuan Qingfeng almost choked to death with his own saliva, "Senior sister, I don't want people to listen to the story well, if it weren't for the fat man who said it, I really didn't find out, it's really big, you are a hidden sass, and the three of us are Dangu Sansao." ”
"Get out! Do you still want to hear the story? Yuan Qingyue's face suddenly turned red, thicker than her face, she was far worse than Yuan Qingfeng.
"Yes! Think! Think! You continue! "Yuan Qingfeng will accept it when he sees it.
Yuan Qingyue glanced at Yuan Qingfeng, sorted out her emotions, and continued.
After Yuan Zhenxin found out that it was the beautiful and lovely Yuan Qingrou who beat her son, she turned around and grabbed the dead fat man, and slapped her ass hard: "Stinky boy, the old lady can't beat you to death, you can also bully such a beautiful little beauty, these are all candidates for the future daughter-in-law, if the beauties are scared away by you, where will the old lady find your daughter-in-law in the future, if you can't find the daughter-in-law, how can the old lady hold her grandson." ”
This is not the end, after beating her son, Yuan Zhenxin also pulled the fat man to apologize to Yuan Qingrou, and finally was afraid that Yuan Qingrou would not be satisfied, so she asked her how she wanted to punish the fat man.
Yuan Qingrou was originally quite worried, but Yuan Zhenxin's performance stunned her, and she didn't know which tendon was wrong at that time, so she bit her finger and thought for a while before asking the fat man: "What do you like to do the most?" ”
Then the fat man made an answer that he would regret for the rest of his life: "Eat and sleep!" ”
"Since this is the case, then you will be punished for not being allowed to eat for a day, and you will get up at five o'clock tomorrow morning, and go to the Xuanwu Lake at the bottom of the mountain to bottle water and come back, and the beautiful sister will be in charge of supervising."
A beautiful sister made Yuan Zhenxin smile, and directly deprived the fat man of his right to protest.
Since then, the fat man no longer dares to provoke Yuan Qingrou, even the biggest reliance is gone, he can't be honest if he wants to, can't he hide if he can't provoke me? So he turned his attention to someone else.
It's a pity that the area on the top of the peak is so large, he can hide from the first day of junior high school, but he can't hide from the fifteenth, Yuan Qingrou will beat him as long as he sees the fat man bullying the girl.
Yuan Zhenxin heard the fat man's complaint at the beginning, and shouted to avenge him, but later found out that as long as the fat man was beaten, he must be bullying girls, which made Yuan Zhenxin angry half to death, in her heart, these are all future daughter-in-law candidates, they are all offended, and they will go there to find their daughter-in-law in the future.
In the end, as long as the fat man takes the injury home, he must have no food at night, and get up at five o'clock the next morning to get water! I didn't even have to ask, it was the darkest day of Dandan's life.
But slowly, the fat man also learned to be obedient, and the means of taking advantage became more and more hidden, but he never dared to have bad thoughts about Yuan Qingrou, but became good friends with her, as long as it did not exceed her bottom line, Yuan Qingrou was still very easy to get along with.
"Poof, only such a superb mother can raise such a superb son." Yuan Qingfeng really admired.
"The best indeed!" Yuan Qingyue nodded in agreement, but then thinking that she was taken advantage of, she couldn't wait to eat this dead fat man alive.
"The fat man's death hole won't be your beauty!" Yuan Qingfeng looked at Yuan Qingyue funny, "If it's true, I really don't need this dead hole!" ”
Yuan Qingfeng suddenly remembered Yuan Qingyue's sentence at the beginning, you don't need to call me senior sister, I call you senior sister, this is digging a pit for yourself to jump.
"What, no?" Yuan Qingyue's proud chest.
"Okay! A 'big' beauty like Senior Sister has to do it if she can't do it. Yuan Qingfeng's gaze swept over some behemoths intentionally or unintentionally.
"Rascals! I've gone to alchemy, and you've guarded it for me! "Yuan Qingyue fled in the wilderness.
Yuan Qingfeng sat for a while, got up and walked into the "Danxian Secret Realm", he wouldn't be stupid to wait for the balls here, the No. 1001 jade plate is simply a non-existent thing, it's strange that the balls can be found out, and he doesn't have time to spend here.
After refining five furnaces of forging body pills in the alchemy room, Yuan Qingfeng got three perfect qualities, one excellent quality forging pill, and one furnace was directly scrapped.
The time he has been in contact with alchemy is still too short, and even if there is a soul refining tripod, there will inevitably be some accidents, especially when he has been trying to refine the super body forging pill.
"It's still too difficult to get a super pill." Yuan Qingfeng sighed, packed up his things and walked out of the alchemy room, the time was almost up, he had to return to the Pindan Pavilion before Yuan Qingyue appeared, and he still had to do enough.
Walking into Pindan Pavilion and not seeing Yuan Qingyue, Yuan Qingfeng breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the bench and took out "Introduction to Alchemy" It seems that this acting must be performed in a full set.
Not long after sitting down, Yuan Qingfeng saw the sneaky figure of Dan Dan outside the back door of Pindan Pavilion.
I didn't expect Dandan to come out earlier than Senior Sister Qingyue, could it be that this guy got the jade plate of No. 1001?
Yuan Qingfeng was amused by the thought that came to him, if this fat man could really find another piece of No. 1001 jade plate, then he was really godly.
"Brother Feng, where is Senior Sister?" Yuan Qingdan didn't see Yuan Qingyue's figure, so he became bold and walked over and asked.
"Senior sister alchemy, let me guard you here, if you find the No. 1001 jade plate, take it out!" Yuan Qingfeng's angle was very good, and he just happened to see Yuan Qingyue walking out of the "Danxian Secret Realm".
"Brother Feng, don't pretend, Senior Sister is not here." It must be that Yuan Qingyue is not there, and Yuan Qingdan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
Yuan Qingfeng smiled indifferently and said, "Didn't you go to get the jade card?" So what did you do all afternoon? ”
"Find an alchemy room to sleep, what else can you do, senior sister, this is obviously fixing me, the jade plate of the No. 1001 alchemy room is definitely not easy to get, is there a return to say, I'm not stupid, it's better to sleep if you have that spare time." Yuan Qingdan said with a slight meaning.
"You're so smart, you can even guess it." Yuan Qingfeng gave a thumbs up.
"That's it, fighting with the fat man, the senior sister is still tender, and when she pouts her buttocks, I can know if she poops or pees." Hearing the compliment, Yuan Qingdan immediately dragged it on.
"You cow!" Yuan Qingfeng gave him two thumbs up, glanced at Yuan Qingyue, who had an iron face, and said, "Aren't you afraid that Senior Sister will hear this?" ”
"As long as Brother Feng doesn't say it, how can Senior Sister know that Brother Feng won't sue me for being black, right?" Yuan Qingdan looked at Yuan Qingfeng vigilantly.
Yuan Qingfeng smiled and said, "I won't say it, but if you tell Senior Sister yourself, you can't blame me." ”
"Brother Feng, don't be kidding, how could I tell Senior Sister ......" Speaking of this, Yuan Qingdan suddenly felt a yin wind blowing behind him, which made him feel creepy, and turned his head, just in time to see Yuan Qingyue with an iron face.
"Brother Feng! You've killed me! Yuan Qingdan screamed.
"Dandan, you can't wronged me, I didn't say anything, senior sister, I'm going to study this book "Introduction to Alchemy" at home tomorrow, and I can't come!"
Yuan Qingfeng shook the "Introduction to Alchemy" in his hand, walked out of the Pindan Pavilion quickly, and left this place of right and wrong.
"Senior sister, listen to my explanation, ah......"
"Senior sister, ah...... Can you do it another way, ah......, I've got 365 kiss marks on my body, ah......"
Yuan Qingfeng shook his head, this egg is still dead at this time, it is really superb!