Shiraishi's Birthday Bonus
Tomorrow is April 14th, Shiraishi Kuranosuke's birthday, so I specially wrote this as a birthday bonus.
The story takes place many years after Baishi and Phantom Glass got married, and Xiao Baozi already knows how to make soy sauce, and the following are some interesting things that happened to Baishi's family of three, if there are similarities, it is purely a coincidence.
Little story one
One day, when our respectable and amiable superintendent Kuranosuke Shiraishi came back from work, he saw his dear baby wife sitting on the sofa melancholy, as if something unhappy had happened.
"Xiaoli, what's wrong? Did Takumi you off? Tell me, I'm going to beat him! ”
Takumi Shiraishi is the son of Shiraishi and Phantom Glass, five years old this year, and is in kindergarten.
I don't know who this kid looks like, a little bun with a black belly, every time he provokes Phantom Glass and Baishi to grit their teeth and cry and laugh, but the three uncles of the trace department and the ninja brothers love him very much, so the little bun runs to his uncle's house as soon as he makes a mistake.
Phantom Glass glanced at Baishi, and said angrily, "Are you sure you can beat him?" ”
Baishi wilted suddenly, it's not that he doesn't beat it, it's that those three brothers-in-law are too powerful, he has a weak heart!
"Today I took Takumi to the supermarket to buy something, and I met Xiao Jin, Xiao Jin asked him if he wanted a younger brother or sister, and he said ......" Phantom Glass's expression suddenly became extremely entangled.
"What did he say?" Shiraishi couldn't bear to suffer the pain of having a child again, so after so many years of marriage, they only had one child, Takumi.
"He said he wanted a sister, where do you want me to get him a sister out? I don't have that ability! ”
"......" Shiraishi Mo.
Short story two
One day, Shiraishi was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper after dinner, and Takumi suddenly ran over and said to him with a smile: "Dad has worked hard, can I help you get a massage?" ”
Our Lord Baishi was suddenly moved, his son actually knew how to be filial to his parents, he wanted to refuse, but remembered that Phantom Glass had told him that he could not discourage the enthusiasm of children, so he said with relief: "Takumi is really good, then you press it." ”
Takumi immediately stood behind Bai Shi, rubbed Bai Shi's shoulders with his fat and tender little hands, and kept asking if he was comfortable, and Bai Shi naturally replied very comfortably.
After a while, Xiao Baozi stopped moving, stood in front of Shiraishi, and stretched out his left hand.
"Dad, give money!"
"Huh? Why give money? ”
"When my mother took me to cut my hair, that uncle helped me get a massage and collected money!" Takumi replied with a straight face.
Shiraishi reluctantly took out a hundred yen from his bag and handed it to Takumi, who took it with a smile and stretched out his right hand.
"Takumi, didn't I just give you money?" Shiraishi asked, puzzled.
"Uncle Jibu said that I had to be business-minded, so I opened a branch."
“……”
At this time, Shiraishi really wanted to take out a gun and pull out an unscrupulous profiteer who taught his son badly and shoot him for half an hour!
Happy birthday to Kuranosuke Shiraishi!
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