Chapter 161: U no Hana: Jing Le, don't you want to laugh because you don't like to laugh by nature?!

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

"Is there anybody, please? Trouble someone to open the door for me! โ€

Mako Hirako, who was wearing the first weaving of the white team, and his vice-captain Aizen Yusuke, stood in front of the door outside the 'Ichiban Team' team building under the blazing sun above their heads, and had been knocking on the door for about ten minutes, but unfortunately no one paid attention to it.

"Aizen, I said we came too early, right?"

"Look at the other captains of the 'Huting Thirteen Team', not only did no one arrive first, but even the members of the 'Ichiban Team' were still sleeping in the team building~"

"We came so early, it's just a disturbance to people's dreams! Don't you know that disturbing other people's sleep is equivalent to a crime and should be sentenced to death in our 'Thirteenth Guarding Team'?! โ€

Pingzi kept complaining about the blue dye behind him.

"Captain Hirako, although what you said is not without any basis at all, I would like to remind you that there are less than fifteen minutes left before the meeting time announced by Captain Araki yesterday, in other words, if we don't go in again, we may be late......"

Aizen reminded him out loud after listening to Hirako's words.

"But you also saw that no one opened the door at all~"

After listening to Aizen's words, Hirako shrugged her shoulders helplessly, pretending to be innocent.

"Actually, you can try, with your noble palm, gently push the door of the 'Ichiban Team' team building, as far as I know, outside the gate of the 'Ichiban Team' team building, except for a certain time, there will be no guards at all......"

After Aizen listened to Pingzi's words, he was a little speechless at first, and then reminded Pingzi.

"Huh?" The gate of the team's team building, is there not even a guard? โ€

Hirako asked in surprise after listening to Aizen's words.

"Are you amnesia?"

Aizen was a little speechless about Hirako's question, isn't it common sense?!

In Aizen's heart, while his determination to drive Pingzi out of the 'Thirteenth Team of the Protector Court' was a little stronger, Aizen still decided to explain to Pingzi: "Captain Heiko Mako, don't you remember that there are a total of six squads under the command of the 'Ichiban Team?!!' I'll explain it to you again, and I hope you will remember it this time......"

"First of all, the patrol team of the first detachment of the 'Ichiban team', the leader of the detachment is directly led by the deputy captain of the 'Ichiban team', Saito Immortal, who is mainly responsible for the security of the internal building of the 'Ichiban team', and at the same time guards the door of the first room of the 'Ichiban team'...... ๏ผšโ€

"Followed by the second detachment of the 'Ichiban team' notification team, the leader of the detachment is Soichiro Sugigi, who is mainly responsible for informing the decision of the captain Araki to all the members of the 'Goting Thirteen Team', and the members of the notification team who came to our 'Goban team' yesterday to give a notice."

"The second is the third detachment 'Ghost Daozhong' detachment leader Tsuryo Tiezhai, the fourth detachment 'Void Circle' expedition team captain Kayashiki, and the fifth detachment 'Extermination Division' special attack team captain Mole Cheng Shuangya, as for the sixth detachment, I only know that the captain of the detachment is the former captain of the 'Jiuban team' Tsunaya Shitan, I don't know anything else~"

"Among the six subordinate detachments of the 'Ichiban Team', none of the detachments are responsible for guarding ......the gate of the 'Ichiban Team' team building."

After Aizen explained the internal structure of the 'Ichiban Team' to Mako Hirako, lest he, the captain, embarrass them for the 'Goban Team' and save outsiders from seeing it, and thought that his Aizen education was not in place?!

Immediately afterward, Aizen seemed to think of something again, and complained ruthlessly to Pingzi: "Besides, there will really be people trespassing in this world, is it the 'Ichiban Team' team house of Captain Araki?!" I think that person must be tired of life, and I want to experience the feeling of death, right?! โ€

"Oh, is it? It turns out that the 'Ichiban team' has changed the system! โ€

"Hahaha, it seems that this is indeed the case......"

After listening to Aizen's words, a few drops of cold sweat broke out on her forehead, and she kept nodding her head in agreement. At the same time, Hirako tries to hide her weakness by laughing.

"The 'Ichiban Team' has been compiled for so many years, and it has always been such a ......"

Hearing this, Aizen spoke calmly.

"Forehead ......"

Pingzi was embarrassed for a while.

"Click~"

Just as Hirako and Aizen were silent at the same time, and the air began to become awkward, the door of the 'Ichiban Team' team building was suddenly pushed open from the inside......

"You're late! Baldy! โ€

Immediately after that, a little loli with short blond hair and a little freckles on her cheeks suddenly leaped out of the team house and kicked Pingzi in the cheek.

"Huh?!"

When Hirako heard the voice, she subconsciously turned her head to look.

Immediately after an accident, he was kicked out by the girl.

"It hurts!"

"Bastard, it was really you kid who closed the door to the team house, right?"

Hirako rolled on the ground a few times, and finally hit the wall of the garden outside the team building, and then stopped, covering his red and swollen cheeks, and yelled at the girl.

"Stupid, stupid, bald, Mako Hirako!"

"It's obvious that you're late, and you want to put the pot on my head, so I won't be fooled?! Slightly ......"

The girl, that is, Rishiri, after listening to Heiko's words, kept sticking out her tongue at Pingzi.

"Huh? Don't put Mako Hirako with stupid, stupid, and bald! It looks like my name is some kind of derogatory, you bastard......"

Where did Pingzi suffer from this kind of anger, he immediately lashed out at Rishiri, and grimaced at Rishiri, like a child, and fought back against Rishiri.

"Huh? Who do you say is a bastard? โ€

"I'm going to fix your ......"

As he spoke, he took off the straw sandals on his feet and threw them in the face of Mako Hirako as he spoke.

"Oh no, see me dodge your attack......"

"Hahaha, you won't be able to hit me in this case, will you? There is no ...... in the day."

Seeing that things were not going well, Heiko immediately hid behind Aizen Yusuke, and continued to grimace at Hiyori.

"Damn!"

In the day, her teeth were itched by Pingzi's actions, and she decided that she must make an end with Pingzi Mako today, the kind that divides both superiority and life and death.

"Smack~"

Just as Rishi was about to attack, a hard iron fist landed on her small head, making a deafening sound.

"It hurts!"

Rishili's eyes instantly overflowed with tears, she turned her head to look at the person who beat her, and asked in an aggrieved voice: "Damn Luo Wu, why are you beating me?!" โ€

"Huh? You also ask me, why did you hit you with your fists? โ€

"You use your brain, which doesn't seem to be very smart, and think about it, where is there a captain like you who talks to other team leaders?"

The man who slapped Hishiro's head was none other than the captain of the 'Shichiban Team', Aikawa Ratake, who spoke angrily when he heard Hisuri's words.

"Huh? Tell me as if you're the captain of our team......"

"Luo Wu, you are the captain of the 'Seventh Team', and I am the vice captain of the 'Twelfth Team', isn't it arrogant for you to manage me across the team like this?"

Rishiri yelled at the man who beat her.

"It's because your team doesn't have a captain that I have to replace the other party and manage you disobedient stinky little devil!"

When Luo Wu heard this, he replied righteously.

"Hmph, ignore you......"

Rishiri said, first snorting coldly, and then ran towards the inside of the 'Ichiban Team' team building.

"Hey, the ...... of the day"

Hirako looked at the departed Rishiri with a little worry in her eyes.

"Pingzi, don't put up with the world everywhere, that child is by you, and they are dragged by the boat, so they are spoiled ......"

After Luo Wu said that he ran away in the day, he didn't forget to teach Pingzi a few words.

"Got it, got it......"

Hirako nodded perfunctorily at Luo Wu, and then walked towards the head room of the 'Ichiban Team' with Aizen.

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As for Aizen, who is the vice captain of Pingzi, he didn't say a word from beginning to end, he silently listened to the words of the captains, and while he was silent, he was designing his own plan in his head.

"Captains, come here to ......"

When a group of captains entered the interior of the 'Ichiban Team' team building, they saw a group of patrolling team members, although the door of the 'Ichiban Team' team building was unmanaged, so it was convenient for a group of Grim Reaper team members to notify the captain of a more urgent matter, but someone still needed to manage the interior, after all, the team building of the 'Ichiban Team' was too big, and there were still a lot of people needed to do it in terms of logistics and cleaning.

And after the leaders of the 'Thirteen Guardian Teams' entered the 'Ichiban Team', in order to prevent these captains and team members from getting lost in this Nodai 'Ichiban Team', there will be people in charge of this aspect to lead these other team members to the 'Team Head Room' where Araki is located, and wait quietly outside the 'Team Head Room'.

After a short time, under the leadership of a group of 'Ichiban team' members, a group of captains finally came to the door of the first room of the 'Ichiban team', and it was after the arrival of the team leaders that there were team members who were responsible for guarding the door of the first room of the 'Ichiban team', and hung a group of signs symbolizing the team represented by the team leaders on the wall outside the team head, and recorded the time of the arrival of these captains.

"'Three-team', 'four-team', 'five-team', 'seven-team', 'nine-team', isn't this just five teams?!' The Twelfth Team' is not there for the time being, so it's not the captain of the other teams yet, isn't it that he hasn't come yet? โ€

Not long after Pingzi and Luo Wu came to the front room of the 'Ichiban Team', Liuche Fist West and Fengqiao Lou Shiro came back and forth, as if they had discussed it, and came together.

Pingzi naturally knows the relationship between the captain of the 'Fourth Team' and Araki, he knows that the Flower Lie of the U no Hana, maybe last night, he was already in the head room of the 'Ichiban Team', he felt speechless, this is going to be a meeting, and there are only five captains here.

At the moment when Pingzi was speechless about the situation in front of him, the soldiers of the 'Ichiban Team' who was in charge of the sign seemed to have received some news, and hung the signs of 'Eighth Team' and 'Thirteenth Team' on the check-in wall of the captains of that team one after another.

"Sorry, sorry, we seem to be late......"

Immediately afterwards, Kyoraku Harusui, who was wearing a hat, came with Ukitake Shisaro.

"The head of the Beijing Band is not late this time, it is really an improvement!"

After Pingzi saw Jingle, he immediately smiled slightly and complained.

"Nonsense, I'm always the first to arrive and I've never been late......"

Jingle preached stiffly when he heard this.

"Hehe, who was the last time I was punished by Captain Araki, who was the person who stood outside the 'Ichiban Team' team building and guarded the gate for the 'Ichiban Team' for a month?!"

After Luo Wu heard Jingle's words, he immediately revealed Jingle's old bottom.

"Aha......"

After listening to Luo Wu's words, Jingle was not angry or annoyed, but just smiled lightly.

"I called the leader of the Beijing Band from the bed!"

At this time, Lisa, who had a beautiful face and a plump body, suddenly gave a thumbs up and spoke proudly to the captains present.

"It's really hard for you to be able to wake up Jingle, Lisa."

When the captains heard this, they cast a pitying look at Lisa, and there was no one to stand up to such a captain who didn't like words......

"It's not hard, I kicked him off the bed!"

When Lisa heard this, she spoke triumphantly again.

"It hurts, okay?"

After listening to Lisa's words, Jingle stroked his old waist with a depressed face.

"Senior Brother Jingle, Senior Brother Ukitake......"

At this time, Aizen quietly walked to the side of Jingle and Ukitake, bowed slightly and said hello.

"Yo, Aizen, long time no see~"

After listening to Aizen's words, Jingle patted Aizen's shoulder familiarly.

"Senior Brother Aizen, long time no see!"

As for Ukitake, he was extremely polite and nodded towards Aizen.

"You're all here~"

Just as several captains were standing outside the gate of the first room of the 'Ichiban Team' and chatting, the captain of the 'Second Team', Yoichi Shikaedein, the captain of the 'Sixth Team', and the captain of the 'Shiban Team', Shiba Isshin, the three captains who symbolized the 'Five Nobles' today, came to the 'Ichiban Team' team building together.

"Huh? What are you kidding, the captain of the 'Juban Team' has also been replaced! โ€

"Really, in the past few short fifty years, the 'third team', 'seventh team' and 'ninth team' have changed captains one after another, and now it's the turn of the 'tenth team', counting the promoted captains of the 'Twelfth Team', haven't the captains of our 'Thirteenth Team of the Protector' been replaced by half? Is it really okay to go on like this? โ€

After Hirako found out that the captain of the 'Juban Team' that he was thinking about had changed from Shiba Zehong, a big-breasted and big-bobbed girl, to Shiba Yixin, a guy who looked very improper, he complained a little heartbroken.

Speaking of which, the cold and glamorous beauty Sister Broken Bee of the 'Third Team', and the two of the 'Twelfth Team' who perfectly fit all his sexual fetishes, when he handled the transfer and promotion from the 'Thirteenth Team of the Protector', he had already been heartbroken for a while, and as a result, his last thought, Shiba Zehong also left the position of the head of the team, and for a while, the leader of the 'Thirteenth Team of the Protector' directly became a monk's temple......

He said that he wanted to be with these men every time he had a meeting! He likes women! Woman! He's going to have a meeting with his beautiful sisters, asshole~

"The captain of the 'third team' was transferred to the 'second team', the captains of the 'seventh team' and the 'ninth team' were all transferred to the 'first team', and the captain of the 'twelfth team' chose to be promoted, in short, everyone chose a bright future......

Kyoraku touched his chin and explained to Hirako.

"What about Captain Zehong of the 'Juban Team'? Where did she go? โ€

Heiko ignored the captains of the other teams and specifically inquired about the whereabouts of Shiba Zehong.

"Captain Zehong, I don't know about this......"

After listening to Pingzi's words, Kyoraku shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

"If you are asking Cousin Zehong, she was called away by that kid from Shitan a few months ago, saying that it was a job assigned by the captain, and he couldn't do it alone, and he needed a helper with enough strength to help him complete the ......"

Just when Jingle was also puzzled, Shiba Yixin, who had a tired face, suddenly opened his mouth and explained the whereabouts of Shiba Zehong to everyone present.

"The current Zhiba family is simply in chaos!"

"The former master, that is, the bastard boy of the Sky Falcon, after his eldest son graduated from the 'Spirit Academy', he saw that there was a successor! I don't care about my other children, and without the permission of anyone in the family, I used the Shiba family's private 'Crossing Gate' to run to the 'present world' to travel around the world......"

"Originally, he was supposed to be in charge of taking over the running Falcon, and Zehong, who was supposed to be the head of the Shiba family, was called away by the bastard boy of the Tsunayuyo family in the name of the captain, and now even I can't contact these two irresponsible bastards......"

"In the end, I only need to be responsible for the management of the family, and I just need to eat and wait for death every day, and I was driven to the shelves, and I was forcibly carried to the 'Juban Team' by Captain Araki to serve as the captain, and I really worked hard......"

Zhibo kept complaining about his own in front of the captains in front of him.

Yes, Shiba Isshin is also the father of the original protagonist Kurosaki Ichigo, Kurosaki Isshin, because of the plan of Tsunaya Daishiro Tokitan and others, and a series of butterfly effects caused by this, he was forced to report in advance to the "Juban Team" team building, and then he will stay in the "Juban Team" for decades longer than in the original book.

"Ah......h

After listening to Shiba Yixin's words, Hirako was completely silent.

"But speaking of which, it seems that there are really not many captains who can stay in the 'Thirteen Guardian Teams' for hundreds of years, and if you want to talk about qualifications, only me, Ukitake, Yeichi, and Captain Yinling have the longest time......

After listening to Pingzi's words, Jingle seemed to think of something, and said with some emotion.

"Kyoraku, don't forget the ...... of the flower lady"

After listening to Jingle's words, Ukitake immediately reminded.

"Haha, how could I have forgotten Mrs. Unohana? Master, he still has Master, and he is an old man, but he is the senior of our 'Thirteenth Team of the Protector Court'......"

"However, we're talking about a hundred-year-level captain here, and my wife, her old man, should be considered a thousand-year-level, right? Ahahaha......"

Jingle thought of something funny, and suddenly laughed.

"Click~"

It was also when Jingle was laughing that the door of the first room of the 'Ichiban Team' team was suddenly pushed open, and a gorgeous beauty with a smile on her face leaned out half of her body......

"Allah, Jingle, you're smiling today, you're really happy~"

"I'm in your master's team's room, and I heard your laughter~"

"Did you encounter something funny today? Why don't you share it with all of us~ Let's all have fun together? โ€

The cold and glamorous beauty that can be called the best in the world, after walking out of the first room of the 'Ichiban team', immediately asked with a smile at the laughing Jingle.

"Forehead ......"

For a while, both Jingle Chunshui and everyone present quieted down, especially Jingle Chunshui, who couldn't laugh at all at the moment.

"Jingle, why aren't you smiling?"

"You don't laugh because you weren't born to laugh?"

The cold beauty looked at the fleeting Jingle with the smile on her face and continued to ask.

"Forehead ......"

Jing Le was a little flustered at the moment, and sweat continued to break out on his forehead.

"It's over! Finished! It's over......"

"What I just said must have been heard by the master, definitely heard!"

"Now, I'm afraid I'm going to die here......"

Jing Le was already panicking at the moment, just now he seemed to be careless, and he provoked the most unprovoked person in this 'Ling Court'.

Yes, the glamorous beauty who walked out of the first room of Team Araki was none other than Uno Hanari! As everyone thought, Uno Hana has been waiting for them in the head room of the 'Ichiban Team' since last night.

"Hmph~"

After seeing Kyoraku's flustered appearance, Uno Hana snorted coldly, she looked at the other captains present, and said lightly, "Captain Araki asked you to come in......"

After U no Hua finished speaking, the figure entered the 'team head room'.

"Hehe......"

After the flower left, the captains present immediately felt relieved, and many of the captains would gently pat Jingle on the shoulder when they left from Jingle's side, as a sign of respect.

"And my dear brother, you are the real rebel!"

Among them, even the main protagonist is a rebellious indigo since childhood, and after seeing the scene in front of him, he gave Jingle a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.

"Lisa, festival mourning~"

As for Ukitake Shishiro, he directly told Yamaru Risa that he could prepare a thick body for Kyoraku in advance, and it probably won't be long before Kyoraku was sent to 'hell' by Captain Araki to watch the gate.

"No, Master and Master, listen to my explanation!"

After a brief silence, Kyoraku rushed into the front room of the 'Ichiban Team', trying to make one last mistake for his previous mistakes.

"Ah, isn't this meeting just beginning?"

"Looks like I didn't miss it~"

After the team leaders who were present entered Araki's team head room one after another, they arrived at the 'Ichiban team' belatedly, carrying their own slashing knives......

After Genmu found out that the captains of the other teams had just begun to enter the first room of the 'Ichiban team', he was relieved, but fortunately he was not late, otherwise he would have to guard the door for the 'Ichiban team' like Kyoraku.

"Ladies and gentlemen, when you enter the room, consciously stand on my left and right hand sides according to the difference between even and odd numbers!" The first meeting of the 13th team will start soon......"

When all the captains entered the head room of the 'Ichiban Team', Araki, who was holding a sword in both hands, spoke to the captains present with great seriousness.

I don't know if it's Araki's delusion, he looked at the leaders of the 'Thirteen Guardian Teams' in front of him, and always felt as if he saw himself at the beginning, and the opponents of the first generation of the 'Thirteen Guardian Teams', who was the captain at that time, was still his dear Yamamoto sensei......

Time has passed, and in the blink of an eye, Mr. Yuan Liuzhai and the captains of the 'Thirteen Guardian Teams' he is familiar with have become a thing of the past, and now this great 'Ling Ting' has completely come to his time~

However, Araki clearly knows in his heart that the times are going to keep advancing, as if the realm is constantly rising, and it won't be long before this 'Ling Ting' will enter the era of his good apprentice, Aizen Sosuke, right?!

"Come on! ๆƒฃๅณไป‹......"

Thinking of this, Araki's eyes seemed to pass through the wall of the first room of the 'Ichiban team', and he took a deep look, standing outside the head of the team, waiting quietly for Aizen Sosuke.

At the same time, the second team's house, an incredibly cluttered room......

"Jingle Lingling ......"

Accompanied by a long series of noisy alarms, sounding in the extremely dirty room full of various experimental instruments, a man with short furry yellow hair, dark circles under his eyes, and a scruffy beard slowly opened his eyes.

"Huh? It's the second day, huh? โ€

When the man opened his eyes, he touched his chin and muttered to himself

"Huh? Wait, if I'm not mistaken, it looks like my inauguration ceremony at the 'Guardian Court Thirteen Team' today, right? โ€

"In other words, at this time, Yeyi and other captains are waiting for me to have a meeting in the first room of the 'Ichiban Team'......"

"Damn! What a damn one! I was so engrossed in the experiment that I forgot about such an important thing......"

That man was none other than Kisuke Urahara, the captain of the new 'Twelve Team', and at this moment, with the content of his mouth, his whole body was completely awakened because of this sudden surprise, and he began to put on his clothes in a panic.

"Socks, shoes, and a Dead Boss ......"

"No, where did my team's first Haori go?"

"Has anyone seen the first of my 'Twelve Ban'?"

"Please give it back to me, I'm going to be late......"

"No, I'm already late, to be exact!"

After getting dressed, Kisuke Urahara suddenly found that his team's first Haori was missing, and he was still wearing the white coat used in yesterday's experiment, which made Urahara panic.

"Idiot! Captain Yaichi said yesterday that someone will wash your feather! โ€

Aya, who was passing by, roared angrily after hearing Kisuke Urahara's loud noise.

"Huh? It turned out that it was washed for me? โ€

"Aha, sorry, sorry......"

"Because I've been experimenting, I've really forgotten about it~"

"But thank you really this time, I have the opportunity to invite you to finish eating, Aya Kozu~"

Kisuke Urahara breathed a sigh of relief after listening to Aya's words, and then he immediately ran towards the laundry room of the 'Niban Team'.

"There's no need to eat, please don't go back to the 'second team' if it's okay in the future!"

After listening to Kisuke Urahara's words, Aya Bee yelled.

At the same time, the 'Ichiban Team' team is in the first room.

When the captains, under Araki's orders, stood on both sides, everyone was serious and silent, after all, this was in front of the captain, and they didn't dare to talk as wantonly as they did outside the front of the team.

"Aren't you coming yet?"

"Haha, this new captain can~"

"Dare to be late on the first day as captain? Let all the captains of the 'Thirteen Guardian Team', including the chief captain, wait quietly for him here, this is really a promising future! I don't know what it is......

However, although everyone didn't say it, they began to mumble in their hearts.

Among them, Hirako Mako's mind is the most active, because Hiyori is still the vice-captain of the 'Twelve Teams', and he must make sure that the new captain of the 'Twelve Teams' is a good talker, otherwise he will have to find a way to let Hiyori go to other teams.

"Senior Sister Yeyi......"

On the other side, the captains of the even-numbered teams are on the side......

Jingle waited for a while, and after discovering that the new captain of the 'Twelve Teams' had not arrived for a long time, he subconsciously looked at Yoichi of Sifengyuan, who was also on the side of the even number.

As Yaichi's 'own person', he naturally knows a lot more than the other captains, and he knows that Urahara is from the 'second team' where Yonichi is, and through Yoyi's recommendation, he finally passed the assessment and was promoted to the captain.

As for what Jing Le meant when he looked at Yoyi, he was not blaming Yoyi, but worried about whether there was something wrong with the new captain, and whether he needed to send someone to investigate, after all, the vice captain he was proud of was waiting outside the team head at the moment.

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After feeling the concerned eyes of Jingle, Ukitake, and Unoka, Yeyi shook his head helplessly, what to say? It was difficult for her to tell everyone present that Kisuke Urahara was such a person.

"Late, late......"

Just as the captains present were frowning because of Urahara's tardiness, with a sound and extremely anxious shouts, a yellow-haired young man, dressed in a brand-new white team head weaving, went straight to the head room of the 'Ichiban team'.

"Click~"

And, seeing that he was about to be more than half an hour late, breaking the last few seconds of Jingle Chunshui's late arrival record, he rushed into the head room of the 'Ichiban team', and bowed deeply to all the captains present, and then said apologetically: "I'm sorry! I accidentally came late because of an experiment......"

"This guy looks presumptuous!"

This was the first thought of all the captains present when they saw the man in front of them.

(End of chapter)