Chapter 136: I Can't Imagine You're Such a Fathead Fish
The clouds stop and the moon sets, the night breeze is slightly cool, and the hearts are warm.
The fragrance is soft like water, and the wine is not intoxicating, and everyone is drunk.
"Squirting ......"
The soft silk slips down, and under the hazy moonlight, the fathead fish like heavenly work is completely presented in front of you.
Feeling the scorching snort, King Luo, who had always been cold, lowered his head slightly, biting his red lips tightly, and the crimson on his cheeks spread to the root of his ears and collarbones......
Jiang Wuxi did not change his position, although the chaise longue was a little smaller, its shape was more suitable.
Since King Luo is a novice, this will be extremely passive, clumsy, and overwhelming.
Therefore, Jiang Wujian touched the fish while the other hand bypassed the back of the fish and gently pushed the whole fish onto the chaise longue.
After occupying the advantage of the heights, Jiang Wujian twisted the fish with one hand and spared one hand to explore.
Tiger was more slippery than he imagined, and because he was too fat, he squeezed out a line, making it effortless for Jiang Wujian to find.
The fingers moved slightly, and the tiger's mouth contracted violently.
"Woo~"
In the sound of sobbing, King Luo only felt that the cultivation of his first-class master was completely dispersed in an instant.
The indescribable strangeness made her hard work disappear, and at this time she was like an ordinary person who had never cultivated.
Jiang Wujian knew that a woman like King Luo, if she was reckless, she would definitely not be able to be reckless.
After all, which pair of lovers in the world will ask you the question of whether you want to serve the country loyally before establishing a relationship?
Therefore, Jiang Wujian was patient, thinking about prolonging the foreshadowing time as much as possible.
But what I never expected was that the cold and domineering female president was actually the same as the female thief who was a vegetable and fun-loving.
Before the moves were exhausted, the fat white jade Tiger was already salivating.
At the same time, outside the door, Qing He, who had his hands pressed on his chest, finally came back to his senses from Jiang Wuji's words.
In the past, she just thought that Jiang Wuxi had good talent and had the means to investigate the case, but after tonight, in her heart, Jiang Wuxi would become a perfect person.
Your Highness will definitely not be able to stand it, and will definitely ask me to go in and help in a while...... Qing He thought so in his heart, as if he had a deer in his arms, and his cheeks were even hotter.
Seeing that there was no movement in the house, she cautiously stepped forward and listened to the situation in the house, so as not to miss His Highness's orders......
"Your Highness, be patient."
"No, wait, wait......"
"Your Highness, rest assured, the humble post will be a little slower."
"No, Ben, this king is a king side by side, this, this kind of thing, how can it be under people?"
“???”
"You, you get up, Ben, this king will be on top."
"......, Your Highness, will you?"
"Heh, this king is proficient in calligraphy and painting, and he has learned no less than 100 kinds of martial arts, how can this kind of trivial matter be difficult for this king......"
"Okay then."
The conversation in the room made Qing He slightly surprised.
But then, she understood.
Some time ago, His Royal Highness asked her to ask the grandmother in the palace about it, but the grandmother didn't say it, but gave the book.
There is a villain painted in the book, and its form can be said to be unsightly, but I heard that this book is a book that princesses have to read before they get married, and it teaches that kind of thing.
She finished reading it, and after reading it, it rained heavily, and then handed it over to King Luo.
Therefore, from the conversation just now, His Highness must be using the moves in the book to deal with the current situation...... Qing He's heart was pounding, and his delicate little ears seemed to move.
"Your Highness be careful, pay attention to proportion, don't think about one step at a time, but slowly and gradually......"
"Are you teaching this king to do things?"
"Hey......"
Jiang Wujian sighed helplessly, holding his hands to avoid accidents, and his eyes stayed on the fathead fish that trembled from time to time.
"Wow."
"Zizi Zi ......"
The expected ghost crying wolf howl did not appear, and King Luo was even stronger than he imagined.
Of course, it may also be that a strong psychological defense line was built in advance, and he bit his lip and didn't let himself make any noise during the whole process.
Feeling the contraction, Jiang Wujian held the fish and dolphin with both hands, and said softly: "Where there is a collision, please forgive Your Highness." ”
Fathead: "? ”
No one reacted, and Jiang Wujian directly entered the next environment.
"Zizizi."
At first, the domineering female president could endure it, but it didn't take long for her to be defeated, and even her consciousness became blurred.
"Jiang, Jiang Lang...... Well, Jiang Lang. ”
This contrast is bigger than that of a female thief, I can't imagine that you are such a fat-headed fish.
Your Highness, you're broken...... Jiang Wuxi thought so in his heart, but in fact, he worked harder to cooperate with the fathead fish.
The sound of glamour lingered, and the fathead fish swam back and forth.
As time progressed, Qinghe, who was waiting outside the house, turned from timidity and contradiction at the beginning to expectation, and finally turned to disappointment.
……
Before and after the ugly hour, the wind and rain returned to calm.
Because the chaise longue was wet, it was changed to a different place.
At this time, King Luo snuggled up to Jiang Wuji's sturdy chest, his face was still a little peachy, and the long eyelashes on his slightly closed eyes shook a few times from time to time.
Jiang Wujian had one hand behind his head and the other hand touching the fish, and he couldn't put it down.
"Well, don't, don't twist ......"
King Luo sighed, opened his eyes and looked at the face that was close at hand.
Jiang Wuxi smiled, lowered his head and nodded his lips, and said, "Your Highness is hard." ”
"Hmph~"
King Luo showed the posture of a little woman, but it was just a flash in the pan.
In fact, she really wanted to ask about the relationship between Jiang Wuxi and Ji Xiaowan, and she was in charge of Fengtiansi, and she still knew about this little thing.
But thinking about Jiang Wuji, who has not yet married a wife, the relationship with Ji Xiaowan is like this at this time, as long as he does not marry a wife, the location of the big house is still there......
After thinking about it, she said: "I heard that you were hit by the immortal powder, so this king specially looked for the national teacher, and the national teacher said that the immortal powder is not poison, but medicine, as long as your physique can be reasonably released, the medicinal power will be exhausted, and it will naturally be solved." ”
Immortal San, national teacher, so the fathead fish is here to help me detoxify tonight? …… Jiang Wuji's heart warmed.
Before, Fathead Fish helped buy back his father-in-law's house, and there was tonight's banquet...... Sure enough, the love of the domineering female president is silent.
But...... Why would the national teacher give such a proposal to the fathead fish? It stands to reason that the national teacher can even solve the poison of yin and yang, and it should be easy to deal with the immortals.
Could it be ...... Damn?! The national teacher is my strongest wingman?!
Shocked in his heart, Jiang Wujian said while touching the fish: "Let Your Highness worry about it." ”
"Heh, looking at your smug look, do you think that this king will often help you in the future...... Hmm~ Don't twist! ”
"Huh...... What did Your Highness just want to say? ”
Seeing that Jiang Wuji deliberately made it bad, King Luo buried his head in Jiang Wuji's shoulder and bit it hard.
"Hiss-" The sudden pain made Jiang Wuxi gasp: "Wrong, wrong, wrong!" Your Highness loosened his mouth, loosened his mouth ......"
"Hmph." Loosening the teeth, King Luo deliberately sank his color.
"This king has said, don't get an inch."
"Yes, yes, the lowly position has been written down, if the lowly position can't suppress the medicinal properties, just go to the Teaching Workshop Division."
“???”
"Phew! You don't think it's dirty in that kind of place, but it's still dirty! If you dare to go, this king will send you to the purification room immediately! ”
“!!!”
Jiang Wujian shook his head and said that he would not be able to go.
Seeing that Jiang Wujian was soft, King Luo spoke: "There are so many girls in your family, do you still need to go to the Jiaofang Division?" ”
"Your Highness has misunderstood, the humble position and Qin Moli and Lu Xiaolu are innocent."
"Oh? What about Ji Xiaowan? ”
"......" damn it, she knew it.
"Hehe, you don't need to hide and hide, this king is not so careful, it really can't be done, this king sent someone to bring Ji Xiaowan over, if you need it in the future, just look for her directly, save her from running around all day long, and you can't find anyone when you want to use it."
I'm going, I'm going to lock Wan'er up...... No, this is a promotion of sovereignty......
Jiang Wujian touched the bridge of his nose and said with a smile: "Isn't there still His Royal Highness......
"Heh, this king is busy with official business, how can he have time to accompany you every day, or ...... This king and Qinghe will be informed? ”
"Don't, don't." Jiang Wuji waved his hand again and again: "I have never thought about Miss Qinghe, Your Highness must not let her ...... That's what. ”
(Outside the door, Qinghe cried and chirped.) )
“???” This time, King Luo couldn't understand it.
Qinghe was originally her maid in marriage, if she found the princess one day, Qinghe would have to warm the bed.
This has been the case since ancient times, but Jiang Wuji, a womanizer, actually refused......
"Don't twist! Hmmm~ you! ”
"Hey, hey, hey."
"Stubborn, get out of here."
“???”
"Your Highness is driving me away?" Jiang Wuxi was stunned, did he get rid of it?
However, King Luo rolled his beautiful eyes and said quietly: "Could it be that you really want to spend the night here with this king?" ”
Jiang Wujian blinked his eyes and heard the sound outside the strings.
For outsiders, his relationship with Fathead Fish has not yet been established.
Moreover, it is detrimental to the reputation of a woman who lives in the same room with a man before marriage, let alone being a king side by side.
Looking at the appearance of the fathead fish, although he accepted the matter, he was not ready to make it public.
So it's not appropriate to stay here overnight, after all, no one knows what will happen tomorrow morning, in case someone sees it......
Jiang Wujian sighed lightly, touched the fish hard, and finally got dressed amid King Luo's scolding.
"Your Highness, the lowly post will go first."
"."
"Okay."
"Wait!"
"Hey, hey."
Jiang Wujian thought that the fathead fish was reluctant and wanted to sway condescendingly again, but the fathead fish was right.
"Tomorrow afternoon, I will bury the bones of the loyal people you brought back next to Qianlong Pond, remember to be there."
On the snow field, Jiang Wujian brought back the bones of some of the sacrificed knife wielders.
All the names that can be matched are engraved, but there are still many nameless bones, among which there may be the bones of his father-in-law Jiang Kaiyang.
Jiang Wujian nodded in response.
"In addition, in three days, the Holy Lord will reward you in front of the hundred officials, you don't have to run around, and you will wait outside the palace at that time."
"Okay."
"Uh-huh~"
The room was quiet again, looking at each other, and finally Jiang Wujian couldn't help but step forward to touch the fish, rudely occupying a piece of fragrant softness.
Soon, King Luo's breath became chaotic, the fat-headed fish was slim, and the tiger's mouth was salivating.
But unexpectedly, King Luo actually stabilized his mind this time and drove Jiang Wujian out.
Leaving the Luo Wangfu, the wind was a little cold.
Jiang Wujian tightened his collar and returned home in the night.
Not long after, however, a shadow came in through the window.
"Wan'er? It's so late, why haven't you slept yet? ”
"I want to ask you, why did you come back so late?"
"I ...... I drank too much and slept at King Luo's. ”
"Just drank too much?"
"Hmmm......"
"I don't believe it."
Ji Xiaowan stepped forward with a cold little face: "You lie down, I want to check it!" ”
Jiang Wuji: "Check, what to check?" ”
"If you lie down, lie down!"
“……”
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If there's something that doesn't go well, it must be a river crab.
PS: I am eighteen years old and full of blood, you must pay attention to your body and know how to control it.