After Qu Junru transferred her a "fine" of one dollar, Jiang Rui was immediately happy.

She replied to Qu Junru with such a sentence: "Smash, this is a good baby~"

Qu Junru smiled bitterly and replied to Jiang Rui on the penguin: "It's good that Mother Rui isn't angry, there's nothing else, I'll go offline." ”

He was just about to go offline, Jiang Rui suddenly brought the rhythm of the topic back: "Don't! I want to hear your story, what kind of person were you before? In the thirteen years I've missed you, what interesting things have happened to you? ”

When Qu Junru saw the news, he really thought that Jiang Rui was a "life-saving straw" arranged by God for himself?

The "offline" he sometimes says is not really offline, but he feels that he has nothing to talk about with the other side, and he doesn't want to leave embarrassed.

But if there is a girl like Jiang Rui, she can see through his "little tricks" at a glance, and find a topic to continue chatting with him, then the relationship must not go up? !

Qu Junru asked tentatively: "Do you really want to hear it?" ”

Jiang Rui didn't like to drag the mud and water at all, so he replied directly: "Really, say it quickly!" ”

Qu Junru really likes Jiang Rui, a girl who can restrain herself, and quickly told her a real experience that happened to her: "Okay, it's too far away to remember, I only remember that year in the fifth grade, I and my buddies combined had 800 hearts." At that time, I was on par with the top students in the class, and I was no longer interested in comparing my grades, so I started to compare who was smarter, and then I told him that in the first two months of the exam, I didn't review at all, and I went to play games when I had time. Until a few days before the exam, he invited me to drink beer and tea, and said to me half-drunk and half-awake, "Brother Yu, I don't want to hurt you, in fact, I have already been sent to Zhejiang University, you better review quickly." At that time, I was also a little embarrassed, so I took out Wen Feng's admission letter from my bag. ”

Jiang Rui replied to him happily: "Hahaha, really not?" , is this true? ”

Qu Junru nodded, his fingers typing wildly on the phone: "Yes, it's true." It happened when I was in the fifth grade of the first elementary school, hey, by the way, which elementary school did you graduate from? ”

Jiang Rui first made a fool of himself, and then asked Qu Junru with a tentative attitude: "It's not Experimental Primary School, it's not Experimental Second Primary School, and it's not Central Primary School, I graduated from a very earthy primary school." Son, you won't look down on me, will you? If you dare to look down on me because of this, when you come back, I will wash you! ”

Qu Junru has never been a boy who laughs at a girl who satirizes her because she graduates from a very earthy elementary school.

"That's not going to happen, it's just elementary school, it doesn't mean anything."

Jiang Rui seemed to be very satisfied with his answer: "This is my good boy~ Mo Da." , I need your help tomorrow, call me. ”

Qu Junru, who saw the news, was obviously confused: "What kind of phone call, pretending to buy a house?" ”

Jiang Rui said the purpose of why he asked him to call him: "No, no, no, you need to tell me that when Xiao Zhou comes back in the evening, we will eat and drink together." ”

Qu Junru didn't understand what Jiang Rui's operation was: "What? ”

Jiang Rui then replied to him with seven words: "You just do what I say." ”

Qu Junru didn't understand what Jiang Rui said, who is called Xiao Zhou?

"It's not! Who is Xiao Zhou? Can you please not give me such a difficult task, I am nervous as soon as I lie. ”

Jiang Rui knew that he was nervous as soon as he lied: "If it weren't for Zhao Sijia's full care and can't call, I won't need you, I know you're nervous." ”

Qu Junru didn't understand it even more, she knew that she still let herself say such things?

"You know you're giving me such a difficult task?"

Jiang Rui replied to him very firmly: "It's because I know that I gave you such a difficult task, because the only person I can trust now is you." ”

Qu Junru is easier to speak, since it is Jiang Rui's arrangement, then implement it.

"Okay, I'll make sure again. I said, let's go out to dinner at night? ”

Jiang Rui saw that he finally understood his intentions, so he quickly replied to him: "Yes, smash, I'm causing you trouble." Remember, it's the three of us, don't talk about leaks. ”

"Okay."

After typing this word, Qu Junru really went offline.

He still has to go to class, and the seniors of the self-discipline department have to come to check the housekeeping in the evening, and there are a lot of things in the university, so I really don't have time to talk to Jiang Rui about other things.

In this way, the next afternoon, near half past six, Jiang Rui sent him a message as soon as he arrived home.

"Let's fight!"

When Qu Junru saw these two words, he quickly called her.

He strictly followed what Jiang Rui said to himself, and made everything clear, and the whole call lasted for an hour.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Rui sent him a message again: "Smash, you're done nervous, right?" ”

Qu Junru responded to her with a smirk: "Yes, Rui Mother, how do you know?" I'm afraid I'm wrong, so I'll think about it before I say it. ”

Jiang Rui told him his true feelings: "I'm laughing to death, I didn't dare to beep more, the phone started to sound small, the call ringtone was small, I opened it outside, and deliberately walked to him to talk loudly." Do you hear that? ”

Qu Junru replied truthfully: "I heard it." ”

Jiang Rui felt that this cooperation was quite happy, so he invited him to play such an interaction next time: "I will cooperate more in the future, and I almost missed it." ”

Qu Junru asked Jiang Rui rhetorically: "Didn't you say that three people would go?" ”

Jiang Rui was afraid that he didn't understand, so he explained again: "I said just the two of us, and Xiao Zhou." ”

Qu Junru was really a little confused: "I'm blind." ”

Jiang Rui replied at his own pace: "I said you drive, but you said your father was driving." ”

Qu Junru really didn't expect Jiang Rui to ask this meaning, and replied embarrassedly: "Ask me for it." ”

Jiang Rui may have been laughing back and forth over there: "You are blinded by this little thing, you can ruin it, hahaha." ”

Qu Junru was indeed very nervous: "I'm nervous!" The nervousness of doing something wrong. ”

Jiang Rui felt that he was very funny: "Teasing me to death, practice in the future." ”

Qu Junru called her for the first time, can you not be nervous?

"I've made progress without stumbling."

Jiang Rui thought that the cooperation was not so perfect this time, and gave him some small suggestions: "We can both act, hahaha, you don't have to be so restrained in the future, you can play freely." ”

On Qu Junru's side, the object of his roommate came to his roommate, and he reported to Jiang Rui in a timely manner: "Fortunately, I didn't miss it, my roommate asked me to tell his partner that he was not in the dormitory, and I said that Liu Yang said that he was not in the dormitory." ”

Jiang Rui teased Qu Junru: "Smash, you're really a pit." ”

"Hahaha."

Jiang Rui suddenly thought of a funny one again, and sent Qu Junru such a message: "Smash, let's play a game." ”

Qu Junru felt very puzzled, what game was Jiang Rui going to play?

"What?"

Jiang Rui sent Qu Junru the game he came up with in detail: "Real life development games, you only need to give me one penny today, two cents tomorrow, four cents the day after tomorrow, and so on." Twice as much as the previous day was given each day. ”

Qu Junru thought this game was quite fun and wanted to know what kind of benefits he could get from this game.

"What's the benefit?"

Jiang Rui can be said to know the boy very well, and the conditions given made Qu Junru unable to refuse: "Give enough thirty days, and I will let you hold hands once." ”

Qu Junru's heart blossomed: "Ahaha, a word is a certainty, whoever regrets it is a puppy." ”

Jiang Rui wanted to make an appointment with him in his own way: "Well, clap your hands and make an appointment!" ”

Qu Junru made an appointment with Jiang Rui in the way he was used to: "If you don't hang yourself, it won't change for a hundred years." ”

When Jiang Rui saw his news, he couldn't help but want to give him a thumbs up: "Your adaptation is really ...... Absolute Son. ”

"Hahaha."

After that, Qu Junru really sent Jiang Rui a penny.

After Jiang Rui received the money, he saw a more controversial topic in the penguin space.

She asked Qu Junru: "Son, I saw a very interesting topic, send it to you, can you take a look?" ”

Qu Junru agreed to her request: "Okay. ”

Why ask him if he can see it?

Because, the two of them are not a couple now, at most they can be regarded as netizens who have a good chat.

In case, the topic sent by Jiang Rui, Qu Junru on the other side didn't want to read it. Jiang Rui's enthusiastic sharing was an insult to him. Moreover, Qu Junru is now in the period of breaking up with Wang Xinyu, and he is relatively resistant to these topics in love.

Seeing the "good" sent by Qu Junru, Jiang Rui quickly sent him the topic he saw.

"Three years later, you get married, come home from work and look at the person you don't love, so annoyed that you can't eat and think, and you don't want to go to bed, will you regret that you once listened too much to your family? Three years later, you got married, and when you came home from work and looked at the person you were desperate to marry, he was very bored with you, and he didn't bother to talk to you, and then looked at the messy and noisy children, the dishes and chopsticks that were not washed, and he didn't even want to go home, will you regret that you once didn't listen to your family? After three years, you are still not married, no one asks you about your warmth and coldness when you come home from work, you don't want to cook or eat takeout, you look at the mess, but you don't even have someone to talk to, you just feel irritable in your heart, will you regret your decision not to get married? ”

After Qu Junru read it, Jiang Rui also talked about his analysis of this topic: "Why do you have these ideas? There is no love for no reason in the world, you can dislike (not love) your husband (or wife), but don't forget, in your last life, you kowtowed to Lord Yama 800 times, and finally got the desire to grow old with the person next to you in this life. If you don't get married, you don't have to emo, and when you come home from work, you don't like to cook or eat takeout, so drink some milk, watch your favorite dramas, and eat some snacks. We can't be wronged for the rest of our lives because we want to find someone to talk to, and we can't regret our choice to be proud and single because we don't have someone to talk to. The carnival of one person is happier than the excitement of two people. Of course, if you have a favorite fiction story, then you will understand that you are never alone in your world. ”

Because two people are not a couple, they can talk about love, family or friendship as much as they want, and they don't need to worry about the other party being their boyfriend or girlfriend, which makes him or her unhappy.

To be honest, Qu Junru quite likes this kind of interaction with Jiang Rui.

At least he has understood from Jiang Rui that new love is indeed more interesting than old love.

Jiang Rui did not criticize Qu Junru's analysis of whether it was right or wrong, all she wanted was Qu Junru on the other side, no matter what she sent him, he could have a timely response.

Jiang Rui was on the rise, and posted a very interesting topic to Qu Junru: "Smash, smash, smash, and!" A girl said that she dreamed of her ex-boyfriend again last night and woke up this morning and called him. 'How are you doing?' ''I'm not talking about you, we've been breaking up for a long time, can you stop pestering me!'' ''I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just that I dreamed last night that you were picking up garbage under the overpass to eat, and I was so happy that I couldn't help but want to confirm it!'' ’。 When I saw this, I couldn't stop laughing. ”

Qu Junru is very polite and reciprocal, since Jiang Rui talked about a topic about his ex, he also sent her a topic about his ex.

"Then I'll share with you a piece about my ex, Rui Mama. The phone rang, and it turned out to be an ex-girlfriend calling, and the boy stared blankly at the screen. As soon as the ringtone disappeared, I turned off the phone immediately, took out the mobile phone card, found the Nokia I used two years ago, and put it in. Text her: Didn't hear me, call again. After a while, she really called, and the boy grabbed the phone and yelled: Do you still have the face to call? Then I smashed the phone with all my might. If Nokia hadn't broken down, I'd have believed this boy, hahaha. ”

Jiang Rui immediately followed up and found a particularly interesting topic for Qu Junru: "At the wedding, the bride accidentally let out a fart, and the master of ceremonies immediately played a round and said: The bride farts, good luck!" Then the bride farted again, and the master of ceremonies said: The bride farted twice, auspicious! Unexpectedly, the bride let out a third fart, and the master of ceremonies said: The bride farted: happy! As soon as the words fell, the bride released a series of loud and stinky farts, and the master of ceremonies shouted: Relatives and friends, get out of the way for me, I think this bride is going to pull! Hahaha. ”

Qu Junru also quickly replied to her a more interesting topic: "Today's children are too rebellious." Today I went shopping, and found a man and a woman at the mouth of an alley, who were eleven or twelve years old, hugging and kissing them, and I stared at them for more than 20 minutes in anger, and I decided to go back tomorrow. ”

Jiang Rui was very insecure, and as soon as he heard that Qu Junru would go to see the two children tomorrow, he quickly sent such a message.

"Smash, take me one!"

Qu Junru didn't react, and asked Jiang Rui: "Mother Rui, can you come to Weifang?" ”

When Jiang Rui saw this news, his nerves tightened.

Does he want to meet with him? Or amuse yourself?

"I can't."

Qu Junru had a second when he wanted to see Jiang Ruifa, "Yes, I'll go to play with you tomorrow, can you take me to your university?" ”

However, seeing that Jiang Rui couldn't send the news from Weifang, he still had a little loss in his heart.

Qu Junru encouraged Jiang Rui: "It's not enough, let's go to school in Laizhou, let's work together and see each other at the top!" ”

Jiang Rui had never received such an encouraging message from a boy to her: "Smash, you...... Are you really ...... It brings tears to my eyes. ”

Qu Junru has seen too many girls crying, so he can better understand Jiang Rui's mood at the moment: "Don't cry, don't bow your head, the crown will fall." ”

Jiang Rui saw the last four words he sent, and he understood in seconds that Qu Junru was based on what he said in the penguin space, and he only sent a message to himself.

"Hahaha, you're looking at it from Penguin Space, right?"

Qu Junru thought that if he talked about it boringly, he would watch it.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Rui would also look at this kind of little romantic talk in the penguin space.

"You see this too?"

To be honest, Jiang Rui felt a little inferior when he saw this.

She felt that such a precious and dazzling thing as a crown would never be worn on her head: "Yes, but I think that I am an ugly duckling, not as beautiful as my sisters in the second, third, and fourth junior high schools." How could a crown be on my head, and no one would care about my joys and sorrows. ”

Qu Junru comforted her: "Don't say that, Mother Rui, you are very beautiful, but you don't know it." ”

Jiang Rui saw his comfort, and originally wanted to say, "Respect and fake tuo".

But as soon as she saw that this was a topic to understand Qu Junru's true thoughts about herself, she followed his words and asked.

"Really? So, do you like it? ”

Qu Junru replied: "Uh......"

Jiang Rui was anxious all of a sudden: "Eh, what, smash." Like is like, don't like is not like, don't hang me, okay? ”

After Wang Xinyu's love, Qu Junru will no longer easily promise girls.

Therefore, for Jiang Rui's question, he really needs time to think about whether he should enter this relationship.

"Let me think about it, your question came very suddenly, and I need time to think about it."

Jiang Rui asked him urgically: "How many days?" ”

Qu Junru replied, "I'll give you an answer tomorrow", and went offline again.

As a result, Qu Junru didn't have to wait until tomorrow to talk to Jiang Rui, and he had already organized his confession language that night.