Chat groups.

Ranbovan: "@苏青, don't bother you to come over, I'm fine, thank you, big guy!" ”

Just as Su Qing was about to go over in person, Lampovan, who had been silent, finally spoke.

Su Qing: "Hey, good guy, brother, you finally spoke, what's the matter?" Why hasn't it been bubbling before? ”

Seeing this, Su Qing also accepted it, planning to ask about the situation before making plans.

Xie Lin: "Is the return of the missing a lack of humanity or a loss of morality?" ”

Wang Defa: "Haha, thank you for being so funny!" ”

Fang Chang: "Guys, shouldn't the focus be on the return of the missing people?" How did it get to the point of morality? ”

Wang Mang: "Is it possible, what happened to this brother?" ”

Little Dragon Girl: "Very likely! ”

He Daqing: "The good brother has finally appeared, and the three new members of our group have all gathered now." ”

Liu Aqi: "It's worth celebrating, scattering flowers!" ”

Not only Su Qing, but also other group members also came out, very curious why Ranbowan hadn't shown up for a long time.

Rambovan: "It's nothing, it's my own psychological problem, and I'm worried about my brothers." ”

Rambovan: "Let me introduce you to my planet, I probably looked around during this time, and found that this is a garbage planet, full of all kinds of garbage. ”

Rambovan: "Moreover, except for my awakening of the spirit due to the crossing, there is no second consciousness on the entire planet, and the heavens and the earth are dead and silent. ”

Rimbovin: "It can be said that the whole planet is a huge cage, and I am the only one in the cage, with no way to go to heaven and no way to go to earth. ”

Lampovan: "The reason why I haven't gone crazy is also due to the existence of the chat group, and looking at the chat group every day can also give me a little comfort in my heart, and I am finally not so lonely." ”

In the endless mechanical garbage heap on the planet Setan, Lampovan's consciousness moved, and he said in the group.

Some time ago, he almost didn't get shut up.

Why did everyone cross through a man, and he crossed into a dilapidated machine?

It's just a machine, and he can't move without driving energy, which is equivalent to a vegetative person.

Therefore, during this time, he was too lazy to talk in the group, what to say, envy, jealousy and hatred?

Su Qing: "It's okay, you want to open up, you still have our group of traversers, don't think too much." ”

Su Qing: "If you have any difficulties, just tell us, where we can help, we will definitely help you." ”

Listening to what Lan Bo said, Su Qing understood, his psychological gap was too big, and he couldn't accept it for a while.

With this kind of psychological factor, others can't help him, so he can only figure it out on his own.

Lampovan: "The big guy is right, I understand, I've figured it out now, it's better to die than to live, as long as you live, you will definitely have a chance!" ”

Lampovin: "Anyway, I'm still alive now, I'm still alive and well, I'm free from the shackles of flesh and blood, I'm living better than humans, there is no restriction on lifespan, as long as there are no accidents, I can live forever, haha!" ”

Glancing at the personal information on the chat panel, Ranpowan smiled bitterly.

I don't know whether to say unlucky or lucky, he didn't cross the adulthood, but got a longer life than a human.

Because of the particularity of the mechanical world, as long as he does not encounter accidents, his consciousness can exist forever.

Even if the possessed machine completely collapses, he can be transferred to other machines to achieve an alternative immortality.

Flesh and blood are weak, and machines are immortal!

He Daqing: "Holding grass, so cool?" Are you still struggling with a fart? ”

Liu Aqi: "Grass, the chickens are purple with envy!" ”

When the two new group members heard this, they burst into foul language at the same time.

Rimbovin: "I didn't understand that before, and I almost shut myself up." ”

Ranbovan: "It didn't take long for me to figure it out, and it's going to be a machine, so what's the matter?" ”

He also accidentally discovered that he had achieved an alternative immortality, and only then did he come out of the haze.

Su Qing: "That's good, it's good if you can figure it out." ”

Xie Lin: "That's fine! ”

Wang Defa: "Fortunately, I have become an immortal, so I won't be envious, jealous and hateful." ”

Wang Mang: "Coincidentally, I have also become an immortal, not to mention eternal life, it is not a problem to live for millions of years." ”

Little Dragon Girl: "I'm fucking, I remember, I'm not an immortal yet!" But it's okay, the Jindan period can live for 500 years! ”

Seeing that Lampovan seemed to have become normal, the old members of the group were also relieved.

Liu Aqi: "It seems that I have to work harder to cultivate, and strive to become an immortal as soon as possible, and be on par with the bigwigs in the group." ”

Liu Aqi: "Yes, brothers, I have to work hard to cultivate." ”

Seeing this, Liu Aqi was stimulated and immediately went offline to cultivate.

He Daqing: "I'm going to try my first cultivation too, bye-bye." ”

Like Liu Aqi, He Daqing was also greatly stimulated, and after speaking, he went offline and tried to cultivate for the first time in his life.

Xie Lin: "Hey, why did you run away?" What about people? ”

Su Qing: "Didn't you see that their avatars have turned gray?" They've all cultivated! ”

Wang Defa: "It's boring, I'm down too." ”

Little Dragon Girl: "Well, I have to start getting busy, unify the world as soon as possible, and then fly to other worlds." ”

The old group members chatted a few words, and they also went their own way.

Courtyard World.

By the time He Daqing's gaze returned to reality from the chat group, the stupid pillar had already slept like a dead pig, whirring.

He sat cross-legged, with the content of the 'Human Race's Basic Forging Technique-Advanced Version' flowing in his mind, and began to try his first cultivation in his life.

Yesterday, he ate a Psychic Fruit, which not only stimulated the spiritual ability, but also improved his physical fitness and stimulated his potential.

At this time, after trying to cultivate the immortal method, he actually sensed the rich energy between heaven and earth for the first time.

According to the immortal law, He Daqing slowly absorbed the energy of heaven and earth from the outside world into his body, and then transformed it into spiritual power.

Time passed, and his mind was completely silent in the pleasure of cultivation, and he couldn't extricate himself for a while.

Just when He Daqing was quietly cultivating, there was a sudden change in the courtyard.

At that moment, a ghostly light fell from the distant sky, entering this world from the outside world.

The ghost light paused for a moment, and in an instant, at a speed that was imperceptible to the naked eye, it fell straight from the air into the Xu family in the backyard.

In the quiet backyard of the Xu family, Xu Damao lay on Shu Xiao'e and worked hard, and 123 was completed.

He drank a few more sips of wine, and fell asleep after he was done, not seeing the disgust and annoyance in Lou Xiao'e's eyes.

Lou Xiao'e cleaned up, turned off the lights and fell asleep in a huff, turned around and turned her back to Xu Damao, the two of them could be described as having different dreams in the same bed.

Not to mention how Lou Xiao'e resented, but said that Xu Damao, after he fell asleep, he came to a vast space in a daze.

"Huh, I'm dreaming?"

Xu Damao looked around slowly, muttering in his mouth.

"Xu Damao, you're here!"

At this moment, a voice came from all directions in the space.

"Who? Who called your Uncle Xu, come out, I saw you! ”

Xu Damao was clever, sobered up in an instant, his eyes revealed a trace of panic, and shouted.

"Xu Damao, I am the god of your human mouth, I have a very important task entrusted to you now, are you willing to accept it?"

The voice was not in a hurry, and slowly came into Xu Damao's ears, making his face cloudy.

"Oh my God? Task? What do I accept, what do I don't, and what benefits do I get? ”

Xu Damao swallowed his saliva, he was not very interested in the so-called God, he just cared about his own interests.

"Do you know why you can't have children after years of marriage? Why is he targeted by the protagonist Silly Pillar everywhere? Why has he never been able to get to the office, and his rank has always stood still? ”

That voice was full of temptation, making Xu Damao's heart beat faster and his eyes flickering.

"What do you want me to do?"

He took a deep breath and asked.

"In this way, I'll send you a memory, and you'll know after reading it."

The voice said, Xu Damao suddenly had a lot of memories, from the time he was born, to the graduation of junior high school with his father Xu Fugui to learn to play movies, and then married the rich lady Lou Xiao'e, married for several years without children, and then to the theft of the old hen that happened today, and what will happen in the future.

Tomorrow at noon, Widow Qin will find him, blackmail him five white-flour steamed buns, and be cleaned up by the stupid pillar, and the hatred between the two will continue to deepen.

Then Widow Qin introduced Silly Zhu's cousin in the countryside to Silly Zhu, and Widow Qin intentionally or unintentionally revealed the news to Xu Damao, so that he took a fancy to Qin Jingru of Shui Ling at a glance, and cut off Silly Zhu's blind date, and was targeted by Silly Zhu, stripped his underwear, and then after Lou Xiao'e found out, the two divorced

After the divorce, Lou Xiao'e lived in the deaf old lady's house in the backyard, and then was matched by the old woman to Silly Zhu, the two rolled the sheets, and after Xu Damao knew, he reported the Lou family, and he himself was calculated by the Qin widow, Qin Jingru came to the door with a pregnancy checklist, and he could only marry this country woman

In the next ten years, Xu Damao hugged Li Huaide's thigh and became the deputy director of the rolling mill, making a lot of money

After the reopening, Xu Damao did business and was pitted by Li Huaide to the point of losing all his money.

In the end, he finally survived to the new century, he collected the body of the stupid pillar, and died cold and hungry under the overpass.

The events that will happen in the next few decades echoed in Xu Damao's mind like a movie, making his face change drastically, as if he had seen a ghost.

It turned out that the reason why he didn't have children was because he was kicked by a stupid pillar and couldn't have children.

It turned out that the reason why he was targeted by Silly Zhu was because Silly Zhu was the protagonist, and he Xu Damao was the villain.

It turned out that the reason why he couldn't get into the official was because he married a capitalist lady, which made him have no chance to be an official.

Originally

"Why am I the villain and the stupid pillar the protagonist? Why? ”

After digesting this memory, Xu Damao jumped to his feet and scolded.

"No, in the memory you gave me, there was no He Daqing at the Chicken Stealing Conference, and he would not be picked up by me until more than ten years later."

But in an instant, Xu Damao found out that something was wrong, and after calming down, he said loudly: "But it is clear that He Daqing is back today." ”

"Yes, you are really smart, and you can see the root of the problem at a glance."

The voice was full of approval, and said, "That's why I'm looking for you." ”

"You mean to say that this is not the real He Daqing?"

Xu Damao was taken aback by his own speculation, and a turbulent wave surged in his heart.

"The real He Daqing has frozen to death in Baoding, when he was calculated by the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai, and was forced to become a donkey for the Bai family."

The voice said: "Two years ago, after the White Widow died of illness, he was driven out by the Bai family brothers. Two nights before, he had frozen to death. ”

"Just after his death, an extraterritorial heavenly demon descended from the sky, entered his body, occupied his body, and turned into He Daqing."

"Therefore, the plot will change, He Daqing, who should have been in Baoding, came back, and intervened in the affairs of the courtyard and sent Yi Zhonghai in."

"In the future, he will have an incalculable impact on the whole world, and the neighbors in the entire compound will be implicated by him, and you may even die because of it."

"So, are you willing to guard against evil and punish traitors and maintain world peace?"

This voice is the 'master of the system' who has not appeared for a long time.

He was kept out of the Eastern Heavens Realm by a hybrid being, and when he learned the news of the failure of the first invasion of the earth, he was unwilling.

As a result, he released 108,000 system clones and invaded the heavens and all the worlds under the jurisdiction of the Eastern Heavens Realm, in an attempt to reconcile the inside and outside, and finally completely conquer the Eastern Heavens Realm.

Entering the courtyard world and finding this ghost light on Xu Damao's head is one of the 108,000 system clones.

"To maintain world peace, I Xu Damao will not let go!"

The neighbors are not dead, and it has nothing to do with him Xu Damao.

But if he himself will be affected, it will never work.

"Very good, I didn't misread anyone, and the responsibility of maintaining world peace is entrusted to you."

After a flickering of the clone of the 'Master of the System', Xu Damao finally accepted the task.

【Ding! The host accepts the task and opens the god-level check-in system! 】

[This system is an important tool to help the host maintain world peace and kill the extraterritorial heavenly demon 'He Daqing', which can be divided into three modules: 'attribute panel', 'sign-in', and 'system backpack', please explore by yourself! ] 】

Then, a mechanical sound sounded in Xu Damao's ears, and a message appeared in his mind at the same time, about the explanation and use of the system.

God-level check-in system, as the name suggests, Xu Damao, as the host, can sign in every day, and he will get a variety of rewards every time he checks in.

Therefore, after this information about the instructions, Xu Damao quickly figured out how to use the system.

"System, show my properties panel!"

Xu Damao silently thought in his heart and opened the system panel.

[Host]: Xu Damao

[Gender]: Male

[Age]: 28/65

[Constitution]: 6

[Strength]: 6

[Speed]: 9

[Spirit]: 11

[Abnormal state]: The reproductive system is damaged, resulting in the inability to have children for life!

[Portable Backpack]: Starter Pack (Unopened)

Looking at the 'abnormal state' on the panel, Xu Damao's face was very ugly.

Sure enough, as God said, the reason why he couldn't have children was because he was kicked by a stupid pillar.

"God, can it be cured? I don't want to be a dead end! ”

Xu Damao asked subconsciously, but unfortunately the voice did not respond again.

"Is God gone?"

When he opened his eyes, Xu Damao's eyes were met by his own bedroom, and his wife Lou Xiao'e was lying beside him.

"System, open the newbie package!"

He glanced at Lou Xiao'e with a complicated expression and reopened the system panel.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the talent 'Nine Bulls and Two Tigers' (blue), which has the power of nine bulls and two tigers, infinite strength, and amazing defense. 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting: Great Unity*100, Large Gold Bar*100, Flour*1t, Rice*1t, Pork*1t, Beef*1t, Chicken*1t, Lamb*1t, Freshwater Fish*1t. 】

After the Starter Pack is opened, a series of ten items are opened from it and automatically placed in the system backpack.

Hold the grass!

Looking at the massive amount of meat and food in the system's backpack, Xu Damao couldn't help but open his mouth wide and burst into a foul mouth. (End of chapter)