Chapter 4 What a Snake!

Xiao Nan wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the blue sky, and said hatefully: "This thief really wants to burn people here!"

"Little ancestor, my old ...... I'm really convinced of you, pick up the gourd, or you'll die!"

"Damn old turtle, what kind of person is dead, can it be regarded as a human being?" Xiao Nan was also hot to death at this time, and his mood was naturally not very good.

"I ...... Of course I'm not a human, I'm a god, you can't just watch a god die in front of you, right?" The voice in the gourd looked very helpless at this time, this kid didn't eat soft and hard, and he was also holding his stomach, but in order to let Xiao Nan help him, he still pleaded in a low voice.

Hearing that the thing actually said that he was a god, Xiao Nan almost didn't laugh, and said very disdainfully: "Haha! God, you big-headed ghost, I haven't heard of a god who will be sunburned to death!"

"Hey, no wonder you don't believe it, even I don't believe that you will end up like this! Little ancestor, now is not the time to explain, you put me in a cool place first, and wait for me to tell you slowly. "This voice is already very weak, if you continue to bask in the sun, you may really burp it!

Xiao Nan was moved by compassion, although this guy was very angry at first, but now it looks okay. Xiao Nan was about to pick him up forward, and suddenly thought of the story of the farmer and the snake: "Damn, this guy won't be like that snake, and he will take a bite of Lao Tzu in turn!"

Xiao Nan wasn't sure what kind of existence this monster was, and he hesitated a little.

"Little Ancestor, I am really a god, if you save me, I will definitely not let you work hard in vain!" The voice was already faint at this time, seeing Xiao Nan hesitating, he hurriedly said, wanting to impress him with some benefits.

"Poof!**Are you dazed by the sun, you are a disembodied soul, what good can you give to Lao Tzu! Look at you poor old turtle, Lao Tzu will save your life. Lao Tzu is not a person who can't be saved when he sees death, is he?" Xiao Nan couldn't help but laugh when he heard this monster say such a thing, this guy must be desperate, and he actually came up with a way to bribe Lao Tzu!

Xiao Nan held the gourd in his hand, but he didn't know where to put it, it was full of hot yellow sand, where was there a cool place?

"Old turtle, this is the desert, and it's the same heat wherever I put you!"

"Little Ancestor, of course I saw that this is a desert, and if you put it in the belly of that shark, won't you not be able to bask in the sun?"

"Damn, Lao Tzu is about to divide that guy, dry it into dried meat to satisfy his hunger, and put you in his belly, how can Lao Tzu work?" Xiao Nan said very reluctantly.

"It's too dark, it's getting dark, aren't you cool at that time?" Let's hide in the shark's belly together now, can you also save your body!" The voice in the gourd said anxiously, the shark's belly is now the only place in this area where you can cool off the heat and relieve the heat, if Xiao Nan doesn't agree, he will have to endure the scorching sun!

Xiao Nan saw that the mind proposed by this guy was not bad, and he was also hot and dizzy now, but he didn't know if the shark's stomach could be cooler!

Xiao Nan made a long cut on the shark's stomach with the long sword in his hand, revealing the internal organs, and a fishy smell came to his face, almost choking Xiao Nan to death!"Damn, this is too stinky, how can it get into it with such a stink!" Xiao Nan looked at the fish belly in front of him and covered his nose and said.

"Little Ancestor, you just have to do it, even if it is a stinky spot, it is much better than being exposed to the sun outside!" This voice was afraid that Xiao Nan would not go in, and then he would have to suffer from the sun with him: "Otherwise, after we go in, how about I tell you about my affairs?"

Xiao Nan looked at the gourd in his hand and said unremittingly: "What's so good about your affairs, Lao Tzu hasn't gossiped to the point of inquiring about the life style of a lonely ghost!" Xiao Nan really wasn't in the mood to think about anything else at this time, the most important thing now was to collect the shark's meat and find a way to get out of the desert. I've been stuck here, and sooner or later it's going to be over!

Hearing Xiao Nan's words, the thing muttered: "What do you say, my old man doesn't have a style problem, don't you want to take this shark meat away, I can help you with this!"

"Oh?** Isn't it again? Such a big shark can't take it all away, how can you take it with a guy who has no body?"

"Don't worry, I will definitely do what I say, and even keep the meat of this shark for a long time, so that you will eat it until you finish it, it will taste fresh!"

"How to save it?" Seeing that this guy's sworn appearance didn't look like he was lying, Xiao Nan was a little moved.

"Let's get into its stomach first, and then I'll tell you slowly, I'm almost out of breath from the sun!"

"If you go in such a stinky place and don't get smoked to death, Lao Tzu won't hide there, not only I won't go in, but you can't go in, in case it smokes out a bad one, and your already not very bright brain will be smoked out, how can you tell Lao Tzu how to clean up this shark!" Xiao Nan really couldn't stand this disgusting question, he would rather bask in the sun outside than go inside to suffer from this smell!

"Little ancestor, can't I sue you if I'm sunburned to death outside?"

"Lao Tzu doesn't care so much, you can tell me how to get it now, or I will throw you to the sand dunes!"

"Hey, why don't you let my old man run into a stubborn donkey like you? Okay, I'm really convinced, so how about I promise not to let you smell it when we go in?"

"Do you have a deodorant?" Xiao Nan looked at the gourd in his hand suspiciously.

"What deodorant? I haven't heard of it, but I don't have anything like you say, but I promise you won't smell it with my life!"

Xiao Nan saw that this guy was resolute, and he believed it seven or eight points in his heart, no matter whether what this guy said was true or not, let's see what means he had first! From the moment he heard the voice of this thing, Jing listened to him brag!

"Ugly words come ahead, if you let this stench smoke Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will throw you to the sand dunes!"

"Okay! If my old man can't do this little thing, can he still be considered a god! Now you put the gourd into the shark's belly first, and then you can come in directly!" As soon as this guy heard that Xiao Nan agreed to put himself in the shark's belly, his voice became excited, and he became full of neutrality when he spoke!

Xiao Nan looked at the full internal organs in the shark's stomach, and couldn't help frowning without even a trace of space: "This doesn't even have a little free space, let Lao Tzu put you somewhere?"

"As long as you can't get into the sun, I promise to let you hide comfortably until the sun goes down!"

Xiao Nan half-believed and stuffed the gourd in his hand into the belly cavity of the shark, covering it between a mass of fish intestines.

Xiao Nan had just put the gourd away, and the voice became impatient and said, "Get close to the gourd, my old man has almost no strength now, it's not easy to get you in!" This guy seemed to be afraid that Xiao Nan would throw him out again, urging Xiao Nan to get as close to the gourd as possible.

Xiao Nan followed the monster's request and let his body close to the gourd. Before Xiao Nan could stabilize his footing, a huge force suddenly pulled him into a space!

"What kind of place is this?" Xiao Nan said strangely as he looked at the space in front of him.

I saw that the space in front of me was the size of a football field, and there was nothing in it! Although it was a little stuffy here, the air was quite fresh, and when I breathed it in my body, Xiao Nan felt refreshed.

"You're in the gourd now, can't you smell the stench?" a voice sounded in my ears, and it sounded much more comfortable here, at least much better than the sound of the urn!

"What! I'm in the gourd?" Xiao Nan couldn't stop chilling, what the hell is going on, the gourd has such a big space!

Xiao Nan turned around and took a look, only to see a thin short old man standing behind him, looking at him with a wicked smile!

"Are you the old turtle who talked to Lao Tzu?" Xiao Nan looked at this three-foot-tall obscene old man and said with disdain on his face.

"Nima, this is my old man's territory, I can't tolerate you being arrogant, if you want to get out alive, apologize to my old man immediately!" said the obscene old man with a straight face.

Xiao Nan saw that this guy turned his face and didn't recognize people, it was really a snake, it was so difficult that Lao Tzu still had to follow in the footsteps of the farmer? Damn, I would have let the sun burn you to death if I had known it! "Old turtle, ** is really not a thing, Lao Tzu just saved you, I don't know if the Thanksgiving Picture is forgotten, you still want to keep Lao Tzu here?"

"Nima, no one has dared to talk to my old man like this for so many years, you kid has eaten the gall of a bear heart and a leopard, do you know the consequences of offending my old man? Say, do you want to die or live!" the old man said with a vicious face.

Xiao Nan listened closely to the old man's face, and couldn't see that this guy had any means to trap himself, and he said in his heart to save a bad old man like you, and he still wanted to threaten Lao Tzu, damn it, I won't talk about you beating a starry star today, you don't know the three eyes of Ma Wangye!

Xiao Nan thought about this, but he didn't answer, and with a wave of his fist, he struck the old man head-on with a strong wind!

"Hehe, Nima is a waste, dare to use force in front of my old man, it seems that you kid is really tired and crooked!"

I didn't see the old man make any moves, Xiao Nan's punch into the wind actually missed, and he didn't even touch the corners of the old man's clothes! Xiao Nan looked up and saw that the old man was still standing in place, as if he hadn't moved! Xiao Nan couldn't help but gasp when he saw this situation, could this guy really be a ghost?