The fourth episode of "A Strange Paper Dripping Some Strange Rape Flowers Make the Paper Moving".

All 10 times. to make up for the regret that it was not published on paper that year.

Abbreviated as "Strange Moving". The main line of the story is the story of me carrying two corpses, Guo Yiyi and Du Yaoyao, on foot to Yunnan. Realism plus fiction.

Author: Miao Sister.

One: Chongqing tomato egg noodles

"You're actually stealing from me! Give it to me."

Guo Yiyi and Du Yaoyao have been dead for more than 20 days, and recently, as long as the two of them absorb a little moonlight every night, they can help me a lot. Talk to beautiful women, help me get a micro Xin, help me subdue demons and eliminate demons, and defeat martial arts masters or demons and monsters along the way. Can help.

The two of them were going to go to Yunnan on foot with me. Guo Yiyi's father loved his daughter very much, and gave the two of them a curse and gave them death, so that he always let me carry them. It's like two corpses. This curse freezes the heart without stopping the movement of human muscles and veins, and it looks like it is dead, and who knows when it will be able to speak.

But the strange thing is that recently I found that on moonlit nights, she would go to the moonlight dancing with a certain fairy sister, and the next day she would be full of weeds. The body will also be a little light. Several times I was rescued from the mouths of black bears, wild pythons, and tigers. Before I knew it, I had been carrying it for more than 20 days. Only then did I feel that these two people were inseparable reliable and real teammates in Yunnan.

Today, it's finally time to get to a slightly larger city. Chongqing.

Whether it is Hongya Cave or the Jialing River next to it, Dadu Bridge and Guanyin Street are also places that I have been to many times when I am bored. This time, I chose a roast chicken that is not too eye-catching. It's at No. 185, Shuita Village, Chongqing!

Rush in! I was already down at that moment. Because I drank too much liquor at noon on the day of the hike. I drank a lot at noon today. I'm dying. It was already 8 o'clock in the evening when I arrived at the roast chicken shop! I was walking, walking, walking, walking all day. Like a dead man with a corpse on his back. No, it's true that I'm carrying two of my friends, and I'm so tired that life is better than death, so it's not like death, it's really about death.

I stepped forward. I love the owner of this shop. Boss, it's not the first time I've come to this shop. Every time the boss saw me, his eyes were full of the power and smell of spring. I stepped forward and put my bag and two corpses down. The boss said, "You've finally arrived!" ”

I laughed, "Drink too much." Let's have some fruit first. ”

The owner gave me fifty slices of watermelon. Eat. Delicious.

There are a lot of chickens in the backyard, "How can there be so many chickens, it has doubled." I asked

"Business has been good lately."

I ate roast chicken and tasted the best delicacy in the world. Suddenly, I asked my boss, "Can you give me some wine?" “

The boss said, "You've drunk too much." “

I said, "I don't." “

Just then, a group of black-pressed people walked by the door, all wearing black peaked caps on their heads and army-green leather boots on their feet.

"What's wrong?" I asked the boss.

"Beauty pageant," said the boss.

"Let's go!" I say

"Let's go!" The boss said.

I went with my boss to the venue of this beauty pageant. The fifty or sixty beautiful women on the stage were mouth-watering.

"I don't love beautiful women!" My name is.

I saw that the beauties were all looking at me. One of them liked me so much that he flew straight down to kiss me.

"No, you can't!" I say.

Girls still have to kiss.

It didn't take long for the woman to be pulled by the administrator, "Congratulations, little sister, you won this beauty pageant." Please come to the stage to receive the award. ”

It's the little sister who kissed me. The beauties of the world are out of Chongqing, and the beauty is unreliable. And then there's the woman who kisses me. I think she can even kiss me like this, that's much more handsome than me. I haven't seen one kiss or another, and I can't want such a champion. Neither does a beauty pageant winner.

I continued to go back and eat chicken.

"In that competition just now, there was a woman who kept kissing me and made me angry. Or a champion. “

The proprietress said, "Close! Open kiss. “

I saw 10,000 people around me kissing me, and they almost squeezed me to death like tigers, leopards, and jackals.

"Summon Guo Yiyi Du Yaoyao!"

I saw a call from me, and the two of them flew up from the rice bag and crackled and knocked the women who wanted to kiss me into the sky.

"Thanks!"

Carrying my bag, I sat down and set up a tent in Chongqing Guanyin Food Street that night. Slept. Thanks to the two of them, I would have died.

I invited two of us to a big dinner that night. Although they are dead, they can still be spiritual. They know hunger.

One tomato egg noodle per person.

The boss's son fell in love with Guo Yiyi and had to marry her, and I said, "No! She's dead. ”

The boss's son has to be. It feels like you've met true love. It doesn't have to be.

I said it's okay to pull hands, but forget about getting married. But the son had to do it.

Guo Yiyi actually spoke from the moonlight, "I also want to talk to someone." ”

Guo Yiyi has spoken, and I can't say anything, I know that although she is dead, she can absorb the essence of moonlight and do what a living person can do. I see.

Guo Yiyi was very happy to go on a date with the man and walked in front of a red flag. Guo and the man raised their hands and sang a song. Good song. Familiar. "Get up," I said, "I'll go to Yunnan tomorrow." Don't come back late. ”

Guo Yiyi said: "Absolutely not. ”

Guo Yiyi and the boss's son went on a date for one night, and Du Yaoyao and I played with paper. When the paper is lit, count how many pieces of ash have fallen, and if it's a cardinal number, she drinks it, and even numbers, I drink it. The easiest drinking game.

Dotting paper in a cup. I lit it and blew it, and there was something strange about it. The paper in the cup turned into a girl. The girl stood up and said with a solemn expression: "Everyone must die tonight!" “

I was taken aback. No, it's so powerful, I don't dare to die, I have to go to Yunnan on foot.

I killed the maiden, even, I drank.

To kill is to extinguish with your hands.

Tomato and egg noodles came up, and Guo Yiyi and Du Yaoyao ate noodles. Guo had already returned at this time.

It is the charm of a bowl of noodles.

After eating noodles at four o'clock in the morning, I fell asleep after being trapped as a hippopotamus.

Continue hiking tomorrow. It's not early, it's not too late.

Everything will happen for the best.