The ninth episode of "Preferring the Summer with Dimples Makes People Don't Want to Eat".

Ten times in total

Author: Miao Meimei - the world's first person to focus on plot and speed

tells the story of the hero and heroine meeting for the first time and meeting on the bus for an hour.

Eleven: The penultimate stop of Xiangji Temple

After the stop on the third floor of the Yellow Crane Tower, we arrived at Xiangjisi Station. The passengers got on the bus one after another, like pigs coming up from the bus. The pig's mouth has small fish in its mouth, and the small fish are still jumping around.

The pigs got on the bus, swished off and flew away. Flew to the distance where you couldn't see it at all. I saw an explosion and the car was no more. The man inside and the pig inside no longer exist.

Suddenly the world was empty.

A flower floated to the table on the balcony of the room, and the little girl grabbed it and said to her mother, "I'm going to school." ”

Under the light, a plate of white and shiny fried eggs, the little girl likes to eat them very much, but she doesn't have time today. Because the little girl will soon be late.

The girl who was going to take a taxi actually met Abu, her first love who was sitting in the bus. Abu is handsome and chic, likes to joke around, and often makes people laugh to death. There is a cemetery behind the school, full of students who have laughed to death after listening to Abu's jokes.

Abu has a good friend who has played since he was a child, so he doesn't talk so much. He doesn't even like to talk, he is called Xiaohu. The word Xiaohu is completely easy to play by the author, otherwise it would definitely change the name.

Xiaohu and Abu sat on the bus, and Abu called out to the girl: "Little sister, get on the bus!" ”

"I'm as old as you, shoot you to death."

It turns out that today is the day when everyone is almost late. It's normal to get stuck in school. Suddenly, a woman knocked on the door of the bus. The man with glasses has beautiful steel teeth, and his panicked appearance startles people.

When he arrived in the classroom, Abu told a joke to two classmates and died laughing. Two doctors from the infirmary carried him away. Two more bodies from the backyard.

When the class bell rang, a person came, familiar. The new homeroom teacher. It's the head teacher who was pulled off the bus just now, and the internship is also new.

"I'm a new teacher, my name is Mineral Water. Take care of me and call me a mine. I teach languages. “

Ah Kuang, what a good name. The classmate thought to himself.

"Teacher, early."

"Morning, classmates."

The teacher taught her first class smoothly and smoothly, and the garden was full of beautiful and moving spring. Liu Zongyuan's "The Story of Little Stone Pond", everyone seems to have come back from a walk around from Xiao Shi Tan with Liu Zongyuan. Refreshing.

The teacher asked everyone to memorize the text, and after a minute, everyone enthusiastically raised their hands. All memorized this lovely article. The teacher was nice and happy to invite everyone for a drink.

Everyone got drunk and chartered a bus to get home.

After waking up, the dimple girl suddenly wakes up from the bus (see the previous chapter) for the previous episode, and the dimple girl sees that her friends are sitting on the bus, and the fool looks at her watch and wonders why she hasn't been to school yet. Today is the third year of high school, everyone goes to school for tutoring. 2022.7.7 at eleven o'clock in the morning.

The dimple girl wiped the saliva from her mouth and looked at the beautiful scenery outside the car window. Big trees, white clouds and blue sky. What a beautiful summer.

The boy in the back handed a note that said, "Hello, can you get acquainted?" I watched you sleep for a long time behind you, and suddenly I wanted to marry you. For wives. “

The dimple girl looked back and saw a boy from Weicheng Middle School, with the words "Weicheng Middle School: Xiao Jisha" written on the right button

The girl laughed: "No wonder there is a man called a fool in the dream, Ji Sha, yarn and silly words are the same." ”

Dreams are accurate, and there are not.

The girl said, "Well, it's not appropriate to marry a wife while you're in school." ”

The boy was so happy that he called his friends up in unison and did a gorgeous tap dance in the car. The old grandmother applauded, and the old grandfather lost his teeth and laughed. I was laughing happily when the laughter suddenly stopped, and it turned out that my grandmother took out the sushi from her schoolbag and shared it with everyone.

Sushi is a Japanese food, and my grandmother made it delicious. My grandmother also makes sushi, and she shows her skills in the car. The old lady can also dance, and she dances quite well, like a flying bird swaying from side to side in the car.

The days of school are very exciting, and I can take this bus to school every day, and there are many moving stories that happen every day. Even if it is a summer make-up class, it can also make up for some of the fun that students lost during the summer vacation.

Two: The last stop before going to school

An uncle carried a big pig.

"The director said that he would treat everyone, and the performance was really hard."

The uncle is actually the person arranged by the director, the unbelievable director is the unbelievable uncle.

The uncle grinned and put all the meat in the car and unfolded it like a cow, killing and cutting hot. The fragrant pork belly is cut.

"Long live summer vacation to everyone!"

"Long live the summer vacation!"

The uncle actually cried, and suddenly cried

"Uncle, why are you crying?" The dimple girl handed over a pork belly.

The uncle said: "I want to cry when I think of having to pay the mortgage every month!" I don't make as much money as I spend. ”

Uncle divorce, let's go and get away with it yourself. Why should a big man be controlled by a woman?

Uncle was right to think about it. "After eating this last meal of meat, I immediately disappeared into my house. “

I saw the uncle raise a big cup and toast to everyone.

The last stop came two strange old men, one wearing high heels and wearing lipstick. The other one was very handsome, but he looked like a fifteen-year-old boy.

The old man looked at the uncle, and the uncle who killed the pig actually cried.

"Why are you crying!" Uncle asked.

The old man said, "You don't recognize me, I'm your wife!" ”

Uncle take a closer look! It's actually his wife! How did my wife become an old grandfather.

The old man said: "I entered a parallel world, and I walked and walked and walked in the forest all the time, and I became a wife." Ah no, I changed from a wife to a grandfather. I'm so miserable, I'm so lonely. And from that moment on, I fell in love with men. ”

It's really unbelievable that he is an old man and likes men. There are many men in the world, and it is rare for a woman to become a man and like a man.

The uncle saw that his wife had given birth to someone else's husband, mixed with joy and sorrow, raised his glass and said to everyone, "Cheers!" “

"Cheers!"