Is Lipi Pufa applying for microphone connection?

Xiao Zheng was stunned for a moment, and the barrage in the live broadcast room began to be anxious:

'What are you doing with Mai?' Hurry up and be stunned! ’

'The last time the rich brother was in trouble, it was solved by Fei Ye Lianmai, pick it up! ’

'Xiao Zheng, accept Lianmai quickly, Fei Ye is here to save you!!' ’

'Brothers, I feel like it's on fire! ’

Seeing the reactions of netizens, Xiao Zheng hurriedly accepted the application, and a magnetic voice came from the other end:

"Mr. Zheng, I'm Lifei Pufa."

"Brother Li, hello, hello, what do you have to instruct?" Xiao Zheng hurriedly said.

"Turn up the public louder, I have something to say to the friends present."

Xiao Zheng glanced at the lean man.

For some reason, the other party was staring at his own live broadcast room at this time, and his face gradually became ugly.

"Okay, I'll turn it up to the max, you say!"

Jiang Lifei cleared his throat and said unhurriedly:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am Lifei Pufa, a small law popularization anchor."

"Now I want to tell you a story."

"In the history of our Xia Kingdom, there was once a Xia Wengong who loved to eat barbecue very much."

"Once, when he was eating barbecue, he noticed a few hairs wrapped around the meat, and he was furious."

"He sent for the cook to tie up the barbecue and prepare to punish him. As a result, the cook immediately knelt down and said that he had committed three crimes. ”

"In the first crime, he cut off all the flesh with a knife, but he didn't cut off the hair."

"In the second crime, when he skewered meat with a skewer, he didn't see his hair."

"The third crime was that he cooked all the meat, but he didn't even burn his hair."

"Xia Wengong is a smart person, after he heard it, he found that something was wrong, and after some investigation, he found that someone really framed the cook."

"After I finish speaking, who understands and who doesn't?"

After Jiang Lifei finished telling this historical allusion, the customers in the barbecue restaurant first thought about it, and then began to exchange ears.

The core of this story lies in the fact that the cook points out the strange points of the incident by admitting the crime.

So according to this line of thought, it seems that there is a lot to be considered today.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also began to discuss:

'Wo Cao, Fei Ge's speech is too profound, I don't understand what he has to say. ’

"What Fei Ge means is that Xiao Zheng's barbecue has hair in addition to blades, you can't understand this, you should quickly leave the group!" ’

'The two upstairs, let's both quit the group......

The story of Phineas opened my mind, and I felt that this blade was not quite right, but I couldn't tell what was wrong. ’

Jiang Lifei waited for them to think for a while, and then spoke:

"So, I think Xiao Zheng also has three crimes in this matter tonight!"

"First, he used a kitchen knife instead of a utility knife to cut meat."

"Second, when he and his daughter-in-law skewered meat, there was a blade in the meat, and it didn't even scratch his hand."

"Third, when he was roasting, the meat was browned, and the blades were still shiny!"

"I suggest that the gentleman who ate the blade should call the police and bring Xiao Zheng to justice!"

After listening to Jiang Lifei's explanation, everyone instantly understood his intentions.

When the lean man showed the "blade barbecue" just now, everyone saw it clearly.

A shiny utility knife blade is stuck deep in the skewer.

'I'm enlightened, Phineas! ’

"That's right, whoever cuts meat with a utility knife, if you really want to frame someone, you can put the kitchen knife into the meat!" ’

'Guys, I just baked a utility knife with a lighter, and the blade changes color quickly!! ’

'Brothers, I report that I ate barbecue at Xiao Zheng's before, and I ate a bomb! ’

As Jiang Lifei pointed out the absurdity of this incident, everyone began to play memes.

Many of the customers present were locals.

Originally, I thought that Xiao Zheng's barbecue was not safe, which was quite embarrassing.

When the lean man fired a map cannon to sarcastically mock the people of Lu Province, he lowered his head and did not dare to speak.

Now after Jiang Lifei's nudge, he instantly understood, and his anger surged, and he rolled up his sleeves one by one to kill people.

Xiao Zheng hurriedly ran over to stop them, and each of them gave out a cigarette.

"Forget it, it's time to eat and drink, don't be angry, I'll deal with it."

Seeing that the situation took a turn for the worse, the lean man also came back to his senses, but his eyes still glanced at the barrage in his live broadcast room from time to time.

"Ahem, what's that, it's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding." The lean man laughed.

When his companion heard this, he was anxious and shouted, "Why is there a misunderstanding? I watched you eat the blades! ”

The thin man glared at him and scolded: "Your eight-hundred-degree myopia can see a chicken feather!" Flash aside! Take a good look at what the brothers in the live broadcast room are talking about! ”

When his companion heard this, he turned his live mobile phone and looked at the barrage.

"What do you mean?" He scratched his head.

In the live broadcast room of the two of them, some sailors are asking them to hurry up and get off the air, and there are even some who let them cancel their accounts.

said that the "flying judge" was about to come to "ask for his life".

Of course, more fans are scolding these people for having a hole in their brains.

"This brother who is connecting the microphone is the big brother of the flying judge, right?" The lean man took out a cigarette and handed it to Xiao Zheng.

"It's me, Lifei Pufa." Jiang Lifei said indifferently, "May I ask what do you two call you?" ”

At this time, in the live broadcast room of the lean man:

Don't tell him! Don't say it! ’

"The flying judge has evolved, he used to be a general, and now he directly asks you to report to your home. ’

'Don't answer! Don't answer! Don't answer! ’

However, the lean man did not see the barrage, and he replied:

"The two of us are also Douyin anchors, called Erlong Tandian. Tonight's incident is a complete misunderstanding, sorry! Let's turn each other off, and we'll withdraw first. ”

After saying that, he took his companion and ran away.

Seeing that the matter ended so suddenly, the people who ate melons suddenly felt a little empty.

I thought that this Erlong would have to be hard-mouthed twice, but I didn't expect Jiang Lifei to tell a little story, which scared the two of them away.

Xiao Zheng also looked confused, and his eyes followed these two rumor-mongering guys, all the way to the dark streets.

'Is that the end of it?' I just ordered a handful of skewers and I'm ready to watch a show. ’

'Phineas: Before I could make a move, you fell. ’

'It's really infuriating, the cost of this rumor is too low! ’

"That is, if Fei Ge hadn't come today, Xiao Zheng's loss would have been great." ’

Seeing that the matter had been resolved, Jiang Lifei said, "Okay, then I'll hang up, bye-bye." ”

"Wait!" Xiao Zheng suddenly came back to his senses and shouted.

Jiang Lifei was taken aback: "What's wrong?" ”

As if reacting to his gaffe, Xiao Zheng hurriedly apologized, and then said: "Brother Li, I decided to listen to persuasion!" ”

Jiang Lifei was stunned for a moment, what did it mean to decide to listen to persuasion?

After listening to the persuasion, you became the top of the barbecue street?

"Brother Li," Xiao Zheng explained, "I just didn't listen to your persuasion and didn't take the barbecue back to take pictures, so I made these moths." ”

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, isn't this already settled? Next time, be careful, you can get a shot specifically to shoot the grill. Jiang Lifei comforted.

"Next time is next time, this time I must listen to the persuasion to the end!" Xiao Zheng's eyes were firm and he said to the camera.

Jiang Lifei hung up his question mark face.

"Brother Li, you just had a suggestion, let me stop being a good person!"

Xiao Zheng said word by word: "This matter can't end so easily!" I'm going to call the police! Brother Li, are they blackmailing? ”

A prompt from the system suddenly popped up in front of Jiang Lifei's eyes:

[Followers listen to suggestions: 1/5]

……

At this time, singing in the live broadcast of Douyin, the big anchor Amanai was staring nervously at the barrage area.

'Huh? Aman hasn't been broadcast yet? ’

Isn't it off the air at 11 o'clock? Why is it on the air again? ’

'Are you going to sing all night today?' I want to hear "Left Finger Moon"! ’

'Friends, Aman has an urgent matter to deal with, and he will start broadcasting for a while, and he will not accept the song, please understand! ’

Finally, in the messy barrage, Aman saw the colorful barrage of the big brother on the list:

'Aman, I'm back!' Lifei Pufa is still in Xiao Zheng's live broadcast room! ’

Aman immediately sat up straight, and because the movement was too great, the pajamas slipped off his shoulders a little, revealing his snow-white shoulders.

However, she didn't care, and asked anxiously, "How is the situation?" Is something wrong?? ”

A moment later, the multicolored barrage reappeared with just one word: 'Hmm!' ’

Aman sat down in his chair and felt dizzy.

This Lifei Pufa is really an evil sect!

Why did he pay attention to himself the day before yesterday!!

Aman thought for a moment, revealing a fierce expression: "Then let's do it according to the plan!" ”