Chapter 226: Congratulations to Lee Jun Hee for winning the Darwin Evolution Award! [1 more] ask for a monthly pass
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Lee Jun-hee turned around and threw a flying kiss at the frightened crowd.
"Xibamen! Give me a good look! β
He turned around and stood on the edge of the strange rock at his feet, his legs together, his eyes fixed on a large rock more than a meter below.
"One! Two! Threeββ! Alas? β
Just as Lee Jun-hee was about to jump, a whistling mountain wind blew past him, blowing his short-sleeved pullover.
He was carried by this force and staggered two steps to the right, his feet were weak, and the whole person lay heavily on the strange rock.
The crowd let out a burst of exclamations:
"Ahββ! Mom, I don't dare to look at it! β
"Ouch lying grass! This young man! Lying on the grass! β
"It's windy today, young man, don't be impulsive! Something to say to the sheriff's office! β
"Forget it! It's hard to persuade a damn ghost with good words, not to mention that it's still a West Eight ghost! β
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Lee Jun-hee was lying on the strange rock, his heart beating wildly.
Fortunately, there was a strong wind blowing before the jump, and if I had already jumped down, I was blown up by the wind in mid-air......
Then I'm afraid it will become a "rappelling" on the cliff, and I'll see you halfway up the mountain!
In a trance, he recalled the downhill race of the "Locomotive Five" in Snake Mountain.
The female rider Xiaowei rushed directly out of the guardrail, descended more than 300 meters in 10 seconds, and her head was gone.
"Assi......" Lee Jun-hee slowly stood up and patted the dust off his body.
He looked back at the crowd behind the chain fence, and now everyone was standing still, and the mountain was no longer climbing, staring at him with nervous faces.
Some were urging him to come back quickly, while others were looking at him like fools.
More people were holding their phones, shouting for him to go back, while taking in the whole scene into the camera.
"Go back?" Lee Jun-hee spat at the crowd, then took off his coat and threw it off the cliff.
"I'm just dead! Even if you jump from here, you can't go back! β
After speaking, his heart was crossed, and he took advantage of the stall where the wind became smaller, gritted his teeth, and jumped down directly.
"Wow, ahββ!hh Lee Jun-hee drew an arc in the air and let out a terrible scream.
"Ahhhββ!!hh The crowd of onlookers screamed.
Li Junxi's movements in the air seemed to be slowed down at this time.
He waved his arms like a drowning man trying to grab onto some support.
However, this also caused him to lose his balance in the air, and the whole person changed from an upright state to a lying state.
In the eyes of everyone, just 2 seconds seems to be as long as 2 hours.
Just listen to the sound of "pop"!
Li Junxi's whole person was like a piece of dough, face down, and he slapped it the big stone below.
Wow!! There was a commotion from the crowd.
I saw Li Junxi lying on the stone for about three or four seconds, and then he slowly got up and took a few deep breaths.
Stimulate! It's so exciting! The locomotive downhill is even more exciting!!
"Jeep ββ!" He threw a punch into the air.
Then he turned to the crowd and roared as he shook his fist: "Yas! Yahsi! Yahsi! Yes...... Well? β
Why is it a bit leaky to speak?
Li Junxi suddenly felt that the front teeth were cold, and "yes" was also said to be "yes".
He touched his front teeth: "Lie blanched!" What about my teeth?? β
At this moment, the crowd standing by the fence let out a burst of laughter.
"This young man knocked out his front teeth! A mouth full of blood! β
"I'm sorry, I can't hold it back! Merit minus 1! β
"Just laugh! Later, go to the Xuantian Emperor Temple to worship, and the merit will be added back! β
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Lee Jun-hee quickly turned around and turned his back to the crowd.
This is special, how can there be a male protagonist who is open-minded!
He tried to make his back look as tall as possible, and at the same time a little more rickety, trying to create a sense of pathos of a "lonely tough guy".
At the same time, his gaze kept wandering between the large rocks under his feet, ready to choose the next place to stay.
After a brief burst of laughter, the crowd of onlookers once again began to call for Lee Jun-hee to hurry back.
"Don't worry about the timid Xiba!" Lee Jun Hee raised his right hand and waved his hand with his back to the crowd, "I'm goingββ! β
After speaking, I saw that his legs were slightly bent, making a posture to prepare for jumping, and when the wind was a little smaller, it was time to jump!
"Three! Two! Woo! β
The countdown was not over yet, but Li Junxi's whole person suddenly shook suddenly.
Then his arms stiffened, and his bent legs seemed to be frozen.
Like a sculpture, Lee Jun-hee fell hard to the side and fell the big stone.
Immediately afterward, his body began to twitch violently, and his stiff arms were raised above his head, swinging wildly with his body like two antennas.
"Lying grass! What's going on?? β
"Ahββ!! Call the police, call the police!! β
"It's already reported! The police car is blocked at the entrance of the scenic spot and can't enter!! β
"What's going on here? Scareled or horned?? β
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"Ahββ!!h
In the monitoring room of Xuanyun Cultural Tourism, Akemi saw this scene on the monitoring screen and screamed in fright.
She covered her eyes with her hands, then opened a small slit and stole into the screen.
"Phineas...... What's the matter with this little stick? Hai Dafu looked confused.
I thought that this little Nishiba would die a big death by himself, and he would definitely break his leg!
Unexpectedly, things developed in an unforeseen direction.
This kid jumped halfway through, why did he start pumping on his own??
Jiang Lifei stared at the monitoring screen, and sighed in his heart, it turned out that the system said "becoming a vegetative person", which is what happened......
In Lee Jun-hee's in-depth tips, there is an injury appraisal report:
[Cause of injury: Hit on the head by a hard object, causing an open wound, severe cerebral hemorrhage, resulting in brain death. γ
[After investigation, the hard object is: small stones falling from the mountain. γ
There is relatively little vegetation in the strange rock area, there is no plant root system constraint, and some rocks often fall from the mountain outside the guardrail.
In addition, today's wind is relatively strong, maybe in addition to the one that hit Li Junxi, there are many small stones that are imperceptible to the naked eye, and dozens of them have already flown past him.
Under the effect of gravitational acceleration, a stone the size of a fingernail may cause great harm to the human body.
There are many "ways to die" for people who die, but Xuanyun Mountain has prepared the most suitable one for Li Junxi!
"I don't know!" Jiang Lifei answered Hai Dafu's question directly.
Before the results of the on-site investigation came out, he couldn't say that the informant told him that Lee Jun-hee was smashed into a vegetative state by stones.
"But one thing is for sure, Lee Jun-hee deserves an award!" Jiang Lifei continued.
Sister Zou, Ming Meimei, Hai Dafu, as well as Gu Xinping, Li Xiaxia and others who were present, all looked at him curiously.
"The Darwin Evolution Award, it must be given to him!" Jiang Lifei shook his head.
"Lee Jun-hee succeeded in making his stupid genes impossible to spread through his arduous act of death! Worth the reward! β
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After seeing Li Junxi climb over the fence on the surveillance, Deng Xuebing rushed to the scene with the staff as soon as possible.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Deng Xuebing shouted at the staff behind him while running.
"Be careful not to be too intense later! Try to persuade that bad pen to come back! β
At this time, several tourists who came up from the strange rock area saw this group of scenic staff wearing work clothes and hard hats, and shouted: "Don't worry! That fool is pretty honest now, right where he is! β
"Huh?" Deng Xuebing didn't understand too much, but he didn't have time to ask more, so he rushed to the strange rock area with everyone.
"Excuse me! Let's Jean! Let's Jean! We are a scenic area! They shouted as they approached the area where Lee Jun-hee had climbed over the fence.
The people who passed by them all persuaded one after another: "Don't worry, it's okay, that kid is very peaceful now." β
The more Deng Xuebing listened, the more confused he became, until Li Junxi's figure appeared in his sight.
I saw him lying on a large rock outside the fence, his hands raised stiffly above his head, and he was twitching from time to time.
"Lying on the grass......" Deng Xuebing was stunned.
He had seen this kind of sight when he was very young.
At that time, Xuanyun Mountain had not yet been developed, and the so-called "strange rock area" had no guardrails, and some free-range goats from the villagers would come here.
The last time he saw this kind of stiffness and twitching on the ground was when a goat was hit in the head by a small falling rock on the mountain......
At that time, the villagers jokingly said that the goat was "shot in the head".
It's just that I didn't expect that in today's world where the protective measures are so safe, there are people who can be "headshot" in this way......
Suddenly, Deng Xuebing shuddered, what did Jiang Lifei say at that time......?
"Wear a hard hat!" He turned his head and spoke softly to his subordinates.
"Let's go collect heads!"
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