Chapter Two Hundred and Nine: What Do You Want Mrs. Nancy

Known as the southern overlord of the chaotic sea, known for his cruelty and violence on dozens of islands, the hateful but helpless Duke of Blood, what kind of person should he be?

Frankly speaking, before meeting Duke Bloodsa, Lin Taiping had imagined countless times that maybe this powerful lord was a burly and vicious giant, maybe this powerful lord was a sinister nobleman who was moody, maybe this powerful lord had also accepted the transformation of rune stones, and turned into a half-human, half-monster, or even half-human, half-machine, half-human......

Well, Lin Taiping thought of countless possibilities, but when he really saw Duke Bloodsa, he still had a feeling that the world was too crazy to collapse, because he never thought that this powerful lord of the southern seas would actually be a ...... One...... Dwarf?

Yes, even if he was wearing golden armor, even if he was surrounded by dozens of armed soldiers, even if he held his head high as if no one was next to him, none of this could hide a fact...... Well, I don't have any prejudice against short people, but if you are only as tall as a normal person's waist, but you still raise your head arrogantly and make an arrogant appearance, then you really owe it!

"So, this is the Duke of Blood?" Lin Taiping touched his chin speechlessly, turned his head to look at Angelina next to him, are you sure, are you really sure, is this short guy tyrannically ruling the territory, frantically looting wealth to prepare for the expansion of the army, and once robbed Mrs. Nancy as a lover?

"Don't ask me, it's the first time I've seen him. Angelina and the dark creatures were equally dumbfounded, although they had been hunted down by the Duke of Bloodsa for several years, although the hatred between the two sides could not be resolved, but if it was to say that they had actually met, it was the first time they had seen the Duke.

However, this also seems to explain why Duke Bloodsa has such great ambitions, from a psychological point of view. He may have been discriminated against in childhood because of his height, so after mastering the power, he couldn't wait to wash away his shame, and even had some kind of pathological psychology, wanting to trample everyone under his feet and make everyone grovel to him.

"This is a disease, it must be cured!" Lin Taiping couldn't help but touch his chin, looking at Duke Bloodsa's invincible expression, he had an indescribable weird feeling.

"Oriental monkey, you'd better keep your eyes under control. Noticed the strange look in Lin Taiping's eyes. Duke Bloodsa snorted coldly, and said gloomily, "You know, the last fool who dared to look at me like this had two of his legs cut off by me, and he could only prostrate on the ground forever, looking up at me pitifully. ”

Is this a threat? Lin Taiping pushed his glasses casually and replied with a smile: "Of course, of course, I was just shocked by your wisdom and martial arts. Speaking of which, Baron Mills has really inherited your majesty, and he is worthy of being a tiger father without a dog. ”

Speaking of Baron Mills, Megafang already has a pack of ogres with him. Dragged the bruised-nosed Baron Mills onto the dock, poor Baron Mills hit his head on the wood, his face twisted in pain, but a few seconds later. When he saw that the Duke of Blood was not far away, he immediately burst into tears and screamed: "Daddy, Daddy." Save me, save me. ”

"Idiot, do you still have the face to live?" Duke Bloodsa snorted angrily, eager to kick it over, but he still barely suppressed his monstrous anger, and said gloomily, "Oriental monkey, don't waste everyone's time, make a price, and say what you want." ”

"How embarrassing is this?" Lin Taiping touched his face with shame, and coughed a few times embarrassedly, "What, in fact, I'm not a greedy person, but Lord Duke, you also know that we have raised Lord Mills for a long time, and the price of food has increased recently...... That's good, when we meet for the first time, I'll give you a discount, and you'll give it to me...... Two million gold coins are ready!"

Even though the Duke of Bloodsa was mentally prepared, but when he heard this astronomical amount, he couldn't help but shake it, a full two million gold coins, which was almost a year's financial income of his entire territory, enough to form an elite army of five thousand people, it is no exaggeration to say that he had to take out two million gold coins in one go, no matter how vicious he looted, he still felt that his vitality was greatly damaged.

"Is it much?" Facing Duke Bloodsa's murderous gaze, Lin Taiping blinked innocently, thought for a while and explained, "Otherwise, I only need 500,000 gold coins, as for the rest, you can help me convert it into magic crystals, and if the number of magic crystals is enough, I will help you get a ninety-fifty discount." ”

What can I do, if the gaze can kill, Lin Taiping has now been cut into fish-flavored shredded meat by the Duke of Blood, but the problem is that the gaze can't kill people at all, so the Duke of Bloodsa still has to endure the blood gushing up, gritted his teeth and said word by word: "That's it, I'll let people prepare now, but this needs to be ......"

"Wait, what about ours?" Before Duke Bloodsa finished speaking, Angelina next to her raised her fishtail in protest very dissatisfied, "What, we also have to work hard to take care of Baron Mills, Lord Duke, are you embarrassed not to pay us, why do you want to bring hundreds of sets of sophisticated weapons or something, express your gratitude a little." ”

That is, that is, Baizu and Giant Fang nodded desperately with the same feeling, and then raised their chests very neatly and said: "The two of us also sent a roast chicken to Baron Mills, or it was saved from between our own teeth...... Well, we've got a list here. ”

A bunch of bastards!Baron Mills trembled uncontrollably, reluctantly took the dense list, and after just one glance, he felt the urge to directly pull out his long sword and chop all the bastards in front of him to pieces-

You ask for money, I admit it, you want magic crystals, I admit it, you want good weapons, but you shameless bastards, you still want me to prepare all kinds of messy things, from daily necessities to furniture and cabinets, from warm clothes to farming tools, from pots and pans to cigars and tea, and even ...... Also includes...... How many toothbrushes?

"Well, the toothbrush is what I want. Lin Taiping raised his hand very ashamedly and said honestly, "Ahem, that's the case, I've been a little angry and have a bad toothache recently, which is probably related to the quality of the toothbrush." If you can, please prepare a few toothbrushes for me, be sure to use the softest bristles, must be from Kitasato Island, must be blue, because blue is my lucky color, and ......"

And you're big!" Baron Mills finally couldn't bear to spurt blood from his mouth, and suddenly drew his long sword in a rage, and the armed soldiers around him shouted angrily and stepped forward murderously. "Damn Oriental monkey, shut up for me, do you know what will happen to anger me?"

"Uh, is it illegal to ask for a few toothbrushes?" Lin Taiping blinked innocently, and turned his head to look at the dark creatures behind him.

Without warning, the giant fang immediately kicked over Baron Mills, and the two kitchen knives whistled and waved like snowflakes, and by the time the white knife light gradually stopped, poor Baron Mills was already screaming and unconscious. The clothes on the upper body were all in pieces, and they were all neatly sized pieces.

"I'm going to kill you!" Duke Bloodsa's face twisted with rage, and the bones in his short body trembled, but he didn't dare to take another step forward. No matter how stupid and useless his only son is, he is his only son after all, especially after the bastard child was killed by those ogres.

"Ah, you can take your time and kill us if you have a chance. Lin Taiping looked at him very kindly. After a pause, he suddenly coughed lightly with a strange face, "That's right." There is another very important thing, although it is embarrassing to say it...... Ahem, what, I heard, you have a very beautiful lover named Lady Nancy?"

Very good and powerful, as soon as this sentence came out, no matter what the expression of the Duke of Blood was, the armed soldiers around him suddenly had strange faces, and they couldn't help but turn their heads in unison, and looked at Lord Duke with that sympathetic look - it seems, like, maybe, your hat is about to change color, my lord?

Crazy! Really about to go crazy! Being watched by a large group of people with sympathetic eyes, Duke Bloodsa was so furious that his hair stood on end, like a fierce beast about to tear his prey apart like crazy: "Yellow-skinned monkey! Damn yellow-skinned monkey, there is a kind of you say it again, you dare to say it again?"

It's no problem to say a hundred times, Lin Taiping looked at him with a smile, and then looked at Baron Mills, who was unconscious and trembling behind him: "Don't get me wrong, I don't have any thoughts about Mrs. Nancy, it's just that we have been lacking a maid to bring tea and water recently, of course, you can completely refuse, we promise not to be angry, really, really not angry, don't worry." ”

That's right, we weren't angry at all, Angelina and Baizu nodded in unison, and the giant tooth began to sharpen the knife in a serious way, and the sharpening knife was good, the key is that while it was sharpening the knife, it was still staring at Baron Mills with malicious intentions, and the sight was not good, it just happened to fall on Baron Mills...... Ahem, you get the idea.

Damn low-level creatures! You goddamn low-class creatures!

Baron Mills clenched his fists tightly, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and his chest rose and fell sharply like a bellows, and the armed soldiers next to him looked at each other, and finally someone couldn't help but take a few steps forward, lowered his voice and said cautiously: "My lord, for the sake of the Baron's safety, we still ...... Or ......"

With a snap, Baron Mills slapped him hard, and then said with a hideous anger on his face: "Shut up, I don't need you to teach me what to do, take a few people back and bring everything they want, including Nancy, you know?"

Know, know, several armed soldiers covered their red faces, and immediately hurriedly jumped on the battleship and left Lanshan Island, Baron Mills was full of red and gasped, but raised his head viciously and looked at Lin Taiping opposite: "Damn yellow-skinned monkey, you should be satisfied now, right?"

Satisfied, so satisfied that he couldn't be more satisfied, Lin Taiping drank tea with a smile, Angelina and the dark creatures nodded neatly, indicating that they didn't have any more requirements, only the giant tooth thought about it very seriously, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he raised his paws shyly-

"What, can I ask for a few new iron pots, the old one at home, I'm going to ask for seven different colors, red on Monday, orange on Tuesday, and ...... on Wednesday Huh, Lord Duke, you seem to be spurting blood, and you're squirting in big gulps, what a waste!" (To be continued......