Chapter 194: The eldest princess is a fool
"The eldest princess is a fool!"
For a while, the entire Heart Cultivation Hall fell into a deathly silence, and everyone looked at the white strange bird, and really spoke from the mouth of the little guy.
"Oh my God, it's real!" The Queen Mother couldn't help but take a second look at the parrot, how could such a bird speak, it was amazing.
Jiang Wan also looked weird, this bird could really speak, and he scolded the eldest princess.
When Li Tianci heard this sentence, the eldest princess was stupid, and the whole person almost exploded, and a bird actually dared to bully my eldest princess, it was simply impatient.
With a thought, he had already grabbed the birdcage and was about to destroy the parrot humanely, but at this time the parrot spoke.
"The Queen Mother is auspicious... The Queen Mother is auspicious..."
A few times the queen mother was auspicious, so that the old lady was so happy that she couldn't speak, snatched the bird cage from her daughter's hand, and looked at it carefully.
"Grandma, this parrot can learn to speak, but sometimes it can speak on its own. This parrot has just been bought and no one has taught it, and it will say that the Queen Mother is auspicious, which is really amazing. ”
Luo Hanyan happily hugged the queen mother's arm and was coquettish, and at the same time did not forget to pat a sycophant.
"It's so interesting that this little guy can learn to speak." The old queen mother seemed to see a fun toy, and said slowly: "Little parrot, quickly say long live the emperor!! ”
"Little parrot, quickly say long live Huangshan, long live." The little parrot said it word for word, so that the Queen Mother couldn't help but stomp her feet excitedly, this little guy is always interesting.
"Grandma, with this little parrot, you don't have to say what kind of mourning you are, you should be called a happy old man."
Luo Hanyan shamelessly sold a cute, and dismantled the meaning of mourning.
A sneer appeared at the corner of Li Tianci's mouth, and he said disdainfully: "It's really ignorant, I don't know that the mourning family is the honorific title of the queen mother, it's really laughing to death." ”
"Shut up!"
The old lady's tears were about to stay, but she didn't expect this granddaughter to be so filial and give herself a parrot because she always called herself mournful.
For a while, she couldn't help crying and laughing, but she was moved in her heart, even if an old man was the queen mother, all she wanted was to have a full house of children and grandchildren and be filial to herself.
"Hanyan, you girl is really cute, if someone bullies you in the future, you will come to grandma, grandma is a happy old man."
The Queen Mother couldn't help laughing herself, this little guy is really childlike, how many people want to call themselves mourning and can't get it, and this little guy has changed into a happy old man.
Looking at the happy Queen Mother, Luo Hanyan couldn't help but feel a little guilty, it was really a little unreasonable to deceive such an old man.
"But even if I deceive, it is a well-intentioned deception, which makes the old man happier." Thinking of this, Luo Hanyan couldn't help laughing, he didn't expect things to come to this point.
Li Tianci hid in the corner alone and licked her wounds, her queen mother actually shut up just now, it was just too embarrassing, this dead girl was really good at sycophancy.
"What kind of bird is this, it can please the queen mother, and go back and let San'er get a few for the queen mother."
She made up her mind that next time she must send a few to the Queen Mother to make her happy.
Seeing that his mother was happy, Li Yuanheng couldn't help but laugh and praised: "Hanyan, this girl is good, and she knows that the children who honor the elderly will definitely not be bad." ”
Li Yuanheng has always been filial, and when he saw Luo Hanyan's performance at this moment, he couldn't help but nod secretly. But whether it's sincere or not, it's already commendable to be able to fulfill this heart.
The Queen Mother nodded approvingly, but asked about the emperor's condition, and said worriedly: "Hanyan, didn't you say that your father's illness can be cured, and I called so many people here today to hear about the emperor's illness, so as not to worry them." ”
It turned out that this was the case, Luo Hanyan couldn't help but understand, no wonder so many people came today, it turned out that they were all called by the Queen Mother.
With a thought move, she also nodded and smiled: "That's right, with the medicine from the imperial pharmacy, I am ninety percent sure that I can cure my father." And because the potency of this medicine is extremely domineering, you can even live for ten more years after taking this medicine! ”
This data is definitely not Luo Hanyan's bragging, the essence of the marrow washing pill is contained in the I Ching to change the marrow, so that the whole person is broken and then stands, and everything is renewed.
The effect of such rebirth is not strong, and in scientific terms, it strengthens the metabolism and keeps the human body in perfect condition.
"Ten more years?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone's faces suddenly changed, some were happy, some were questioning, and some of them were not very good-looking, which made Luo Hanyan sigh.
The more royal the more there is no family affection, this is true, just now I said that the emperor can live more than ten years, the only happy thing seems to be the old lady dowager.
Even Jiang Wan only frowned, and fell into deep thought, obviously thinking about how to go next.
Luo Hanyan couldn't help but feel a little sad for Li Yuanheng, the only thing that everyone really cared about him was his mother.
As for his son, Prince Li Heng, his face was gloomy at the moment, and he was obviously not very comfortable.
Because the emperor lives one more year, his ascension to the throne will be postponed by one year, and now it is actually postponed for ten years, which makes him almost have the urge to explode.
"Ten years, ten years later, I will be almost forty years old, if I live a few more years, I will be fifty years old, and I will still be an emperor."
Li Heng's heart was like a knife stab, he was undoubtedly the most entangled in all this, and the gaze that looked at Luo Hanyan was not easy to look at.
"You said ten years is ten years, you must be too confident." As a standard villain, Li Tianci came out of the mountain again, looking at Luo Hanyan aggressively.
A smile appeared at the corner of Luo Hanyan's mouth, and the whole person suddenly stood up straight, and said: "Why am I so confident, because my master Zhang Sanfeng has lived for more than three hundred years, do you think I'm joking with you?" ”
Luo Hanyan sneered, in fact, Kemi can be regarded as his master, but this guy is probably already thousands of years old, and he is afraid that he will frighten the old man if he says it.
"What, Zhang Sanfeng?"
"Can anyone live to be three hundred years old, how is this possible, is this girl crazy?"
"This Luo Hanyan won't be joking, he dares to lie in front of the emperor, he is really impatient."
Jiang Wan frowned, looked at Luo Hanyan with a sneer, and asked, "Hanyan, I originally had a good impression of you, but you are too outrageous." ”
"The Zhang Sanfeng you are talking about is obviously a hairy boy in his teens, but he is the heir of the Zhang family, you say that he is more than 300 years old, it is too much!"
"That's it, this Zhang family is the princess's maiden family, how can you not know how old Zhang Sanfeng is, you are simply looking for a dead end. Come on, drag this deceitful guy out and beat him to death! ”
Li Tianci sneered, the old lady waited for a long time and finally waited for the opportunity, this time you are not dead The old lady has your surname.
The Queen Mother frowned, but she didn't have much doubt, but it was a little unbelievable, this is too exaggerated to live to be three hundred years old.
Everyone blamed one after another like a big god, a trace of impatience flashed in Li Yuanheng's eyes, and he said angrily: "What is the noise, when this is a vegetable market, Hanyan, you tell me carefully what the situation is, children lie but they have to be beaten in the palm of their hands." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone couldn't help but quiet, but the gaze that looked at Luo Hanyan was even more jealous, and the emperor was obviously partial.
Such a big thing is said to be an understatement as a beating palm, not partiality.
Luo Hanyan nodded, and said with a look of grievance: "My master is called Zhang Sanfeng, but he is the bow chief Zhang, three is three, three is one, two, three, four, and the wind is the abundance of a good harvest." He is a Taoist priest who practices Tai Chi every day, and his face is still ruddy. ”
I see.
The Queen Mother couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but she was interested in the Tai Chi in Luo Hanyan's mouth, this thing can actually prolong life.
"Hanyan, is it true that you said that Tai Chi can prolong life?" Who doesn't want to live a few more years, the Queen Mother also wants to live a few more years.
"It's nature!"
Luo Hanyan nodded, although Tai Chi looks soft and soft, it actually contains the principles of heaven and earth, and can regulate the qi and blood of the whole body, which is definitely a good kung fu for health preservation.
"Tai Chi was learned by my master observing a turtle with a big pot lid fighting with a snake.
"If my father cooperates with this set of Tai Chi and then takes the Cleansing Pill, Hanyan dares to guarantee that he can live for at least twenty more years."
Twenty years!
As soon as these words came out, the prince almost fainted, didn't your uncle just send someone to assassinate you once. You can delay me for ten years, and now you have to delay me for twenty years.
This is simply unbearable, Li Heng can't wait to immediately dispatch troops and chop Luo Hanyan into meat sauce, this guy is too threatening.
Li Yuanheng shook his head with a wry smile, and sighed: "Hanyan, where does my father have time to practice this Taijiquan, the people of the world are waiting for their father at dawn." Now the Xiongnu have invaded the border again, and now the father is already anxious. ”
No one can understand Li Yuanheng's suffering, the prince does not understand, he only thinks about being the emperor, he can dominate the world and be supreme.
It's a pity that he doesn't know that being an emperor is more of a responsibility, and if you are negligent, it may kill thousands or hundreds of people.
Once the world is in turmoil, how can you, the emperor, sit firmly, I'm afraid there are already countless people waiting to replace you.
When the prince heard this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, ten years less is good, better than twenty years.
At this time, he was suddenly very afraid of Luo Hanyan speaking, for fear that this woman would say that ordinary people can live to be three hundred years old, then he would really collapse.
Eldest sister, playing like this will kill people.
"That's right, the Huns are on the side!"
Luo Hanyan couldn't help but suddenly realize when she heard this, no wonder she always felt as if she had forgotten something important, she actually forgot about the Huns.
And now Liu Xi's father-in-law is still in the 50,000 army, and he doesn't know if he has come back, so it's better not to have any problems.
To be honest, Li Yuanheng's body still needs to recuperate for a period of time, because he has injured his vitality before, and it is not possible to get better for a while.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but care: "Father, your illness is actually tired, if you want to get better completely, you need to recuperate for a while." ”
"It's absolutely not okay to stay up late like before, even if the pill can cure you, it's just a chance to get tired."
Looking at the mountain of twists and turns, Luo Hanyan couldn't help but feel numb on his scalp, there are no secretaries or anything like that in these years, and the third prince is even more in name only.
The correction of the recital has to be done by the emperor himself, which is too much labor, and to put it bluntly, it is still a problem of the system.
Perhaps there is another problem, that is, the emperor does not dare to delegate power.